Chapter 77: Come With Me
That group of hooligans didn't let Xiong Erwei go lightly, Gao Feng is his little brother, and the fault of the younger brother has to be borne by the eldest brother, your little brother humiliated us, and stripped them naked and hidden cucumbers for many years so that the audience can see them at a glance, and show all the foreign appearance, then your brother Xiong will have to accept the punishment.
Poor Xiong Erwei really wanted to take regret medicine, his intestines were blue at this time, it was regret, but it was useless, he was so unhuman by these dozen hooligans that he shouldn't have been swollen several times, just like a chicken with hormones in Kiri, it was disgusting to watch.
This hasn't been played yet, that gang of hooligans and ruffians have finished Xiong Erwei, the consumption is very large, they are all hungry and want to eat, so this brother Xiong has to have some blood again, invite this gang of people to eat supper and drink beer, and the extremely reluctant Xiong Erwei has to be willing, which is a bit difficult.
Brother Xiong is very generous and generous, he greeted this gang of hooligans and ruffians with a big grin: "Brothers, you should eat harder, you must eat and drink well, you must eat well, or you will not give Brother Xiong face!"
These gangsters and ruffians responded in unison: "Brother Xiong, you can rest assured, with our relationship, the brothers will definitely give Brother Xiong face, and the brothers will guarantee the three-light policy, eat and drink all and smash it again." ”
This gang of hooligans and ruffians are really righteous enough, they eat and drink bare-chested, the sheep kidneys and dog whips in the barbecue restaurant are all out of stock, the inventory from a month ago is taken out, and other things are the same, and the iron skewers that are inserted in the barbecue are piled up.
This gang of hooligans and ruffians are the most righteous, and they are absolutely not speechless, they follow the promised three-light policy, eat and drink all and smash the light, and the snow beer that bravely entered the cliff drank countless boxes, and also smashed the glass shards on the ground, as if they had been smashed.
As soon as Xiong Erwei saw this out-of-control scene, he cried with a sad face, how much money did he have to pay for eating and smashing, this is my old life, he wanted to take regret medicine again, and his intestines regretted it again, why is his bear mouth blind, how can he let these people eat and drink nonsense, this is not what ignites the fire.
The banquet invited by Brother Xiong continued for several hours, and it was drunk until more than three o'clock in the morning, and the roosters raised in Tulou Town began to crow.
As soon as Brother Xiong settled the bill, he stuck out his tongue at that time, and even ate and paid a total of 3,899, Brother Xiong bargained with the owner of the barbecue restaurant for half an hour, and the boss finally gave him a discount and charged him Brother Xiong a dollar less, which is really big.
Brother Xiong drove his broken pickup truck, and he wanted to cry, and he really wanted to drive the pickup truck into the big reservoir, and pour the drunken hooligan ruffians in the pickup truck body into the reservoir and drown a ball.
Brother Xiong was responsible for sending these people back to the village, he was very depressed and drove a broken pickup truck, and he was about to enter the village, at this moment, Xiong Erwei found that thirty meters in front of him, a cart vaguely appeared, and there was a big black coffin on the cart, and there was a big white flower in front of the big coffin.
Early in the morning, Xiong Erwei met the funeral team, Xiong Erwei felt a little unlucky, he thought it was an illusion and wiped his two bear eyes, and then opened his eyes to take a closer look, he found that the cart had arrived in front of his pickup truck, the big black coffin was clear at a glance, and the big white flowers were so white.
Xiong Erwei's scalp was a little numb, he braked his pickup truck with an emergency brake, and at the same time as he braked urgently, the cart also stopped, almost stopping against the front of his pickup truck, and the big white flower completely blocked the windshield of his pickup truck, and the black coffin was not visible.
"Damn, whose family has a funeral so early, this really wants to die early and be born early!"
Brother Xiong still cursed in his heart, and he rolled down the window glass to let the cart lean to the side so that his pickup truck could pass.
Just when Xiong Erwei just poked out his head, the big black coffin on the cart slowly hardened, until the whole thing stood on the cart, and when the big black coffin was erected, the lid of the big black coffin was slowly pushed open, slowly revealing the coffin with a black hole.
When the coffin lid was completely pushed open, suddenly the big coffin burst with a thud, and suddenly split into several pieces and flew away, and a white shadow with a blood-colored tongue more than a meter long flew out from it, suspended in mid-air, and the white shadow opened its bloody mouth and swooped towards Xiong Erwei, and sang while rushing over.
"Come with me, and we'll leave at dawn
The dream has been awakened, and the heart will not be afraid
There is a place where happy old people live
It is close to the heart, but far away from the world
All I had was just trying to find it
Even at the cost of sorrow
Maybe cross a river of troubles again
Tomorrow to be able to arrive"
Suddenly there was a terrible ghost, and he was singing an old song, which was originally a classic old song, and it was extremely mad when he was sung by this terrible ghost, Comrade Xiong Erwei peed his pants at that time, the pants outside were wet, the hairs on his body stood up, his face was pale, and the bear's heart jumped out of the speed of the train, faster than the second hand, extremely nervous, his mind was blank, his pupils were dilated to the maximum, and the whole person was stupid, like a wooden chicken, his hands and feet were as cold as if they were soaked in freezing.
Brother Xiong was stupid, he braked on an emergency just now, and the gang of hooligans in the body of the pickup truck woke up, and they found that the car had stopped and shouted at Xiong Erwei to drive.
"Hey, Brother Xiong, what's wrong, hurry up and drive, why do you park here!"
"Hey, Brother Xiong, you know the way in your head, we'll let you drive!"
"Ahh
"Ah, there are ghosts!"
"Brother Xiong, hurry up and reverse, hurry up and run away, there is a ghost!"
These hooligans knocked on the body of the car, and they suddenly found a fierce ghost rushing in the air with teeth and claws and spitting out a blood-colored tongue, and this ghost was still singing the song "Come with me", which frightened the gang of people at that time, and they were babbling in the body of the pickup truck, and they were all scared to pee, and they all urinated on each other's legs, and it seemed that there was a rain of urine in the car body.
The babbling and screaming of the hooligans reminded Xiong Erwei, he came to his senses and hurriedly turned the head of the car, and fled back into the wilderness, as if he was a group of lost dogs, and the ghost didn't let them go, and kept chasing after them, singing the song loudly while chasing wildly.
"Come with me, and we'll leave at dawn
The dream has been awakened, and the heart will not be afraid
There is a place where happy old people live
It is close to the heart, but far away from the world
All I had was just trying to find it
Even at the cost of sorrow
Maybe cross a river of troubles again
Tomorrow to be able to arrive"
I don't know how long I ran, and I don't know where I ran, Xiong Erwei really panicked, running around desperately, and the bottom guard of the oil shell was knocked off, and he ran for more than 20 kilometers, Xiong Erwei got rid of the ghost behind him.
Got rid of that terrible ghost, Xiong Erwei and the gang of hooligans had a hanging heart, Xiong Erwei found that they had returned to the entrance of the village, and they had been spinning in circles for a long time, as if they had walked into a strange circle.
As soon as Xiong Erwei and the gang of people put down their hanging hearts, they found that there were carts in front of the pickup truck, and this time it was not one cart, but three carts, and on top of the three carts were three large black coffins, and in front of the three large black coffins were three big white flowers, and the three big white flowers swayed with the morning breeze.
The mood that had just calmed down, suddenly became nervous again, this time I met the funeral again, and I also met three big coffins, that is, three ghosts, Brother Xiong's gang saw from a distance that the hairs of the three big coffins had already stood upside down, and the soul was out of the body, and it was already a soul.
The screams in the pickup truck suddenly rang out: "Oh, ghost, ghost, brother, run." ”
"Brother Xiong, hurry up and turn around and run!"
Before the three carts arrived, they panicked, and before Brother Xiong turned the head of the cart, suddenly the three big coffins of the three carts immediately fell upside down, and the three big coffins were blown up at that time, and three female ghosts with disheveled hair flew out of the big coffin, with blood-red tongues more than one meter long, and the hair draped down to the heels, fingernails several centimeters long, and a white dress and white dress.
The three female ghosts were suspended in the air, swooping towards Xiong Erwei and them in a zigzag shape, and they sang again as they rushed this way: "Do you know that I am waiting for you?"
If you really care about me
How can you let the endless night accompany me?
You know I'm waiting for you
If you really care about me
How can you make the hand holding the flower tremble in the wind?"
Seeing that the three female ghosts were about to rush to them, the group of hooligans in the pickup truck were in a mess, howling heartbreakingly, Xiong Erwei was also extremely nervous, the little heart was about to pop out of his throat, his pants were wet again, the urine stain just now had not dried, this time a new urine stain was added, and the same was true of the group of hooligan ruffians in the car body, the old urine was not dried and new urine was added, and the pants were washed by urine again.
Xiong Erwei turned the front of the car and ran wildly, the three female ghosts chased after him, chasing and singing the song "Do you know I'm waiting for you" while chasing, just like a shadow, Xiong Erwei's pickup truck ran out for another 500 meters, and the male ghost blocked the way, rushed over with his teeth and claws, humming the song just now with his big mouth open.
"Come with me, and we'll leave at dawn
The dream has been awakened, and the heart will not be afraid
There is a place where happy old people live
It is close to the heart, but far away from the world
All I had was just trying to find it
Even at the cost of sorrow
Maybe cross a river of troubles again
Tomorrow to be able to arrive"
Before Xiong Erwei turned the front of the car, they found that the three female ghosts behind had already caught up, and they were singing the song.
"You know I'm waiting for you
If you really care about me
How can you let the endless night accompany me?
You know I'm waiting for you
If you really care about me
How can you make the hand holding the flower tremble in the wind?"
There are male ghosts blocking the way in front, and female ghosts chasing behind, Xiong Erwei and his gang are attacked by the enemy on their backs, and there is no way to escape.