Chapter 483: You think this handsome guy's surname is Sun
The waiter brought a pair of extra-large chopsticks, this is a pair of stainless steel special chopsticks of nearly two meters, its thickness is about 20 centimeters, each weighing more than 15 kilograms, the waiter is very difficult to hold, she is holding in front of the peak. "Words, feelings, first, http://www.Klxsw.com
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Wang Xiaoyue whispered to the waiter for a while, it turned out that she asked the waiter to take a pair of such chopsticks, and she also exaggerated in front of the waiter, saying that Gao Feng has been a strong man since he was a child, that is, he has infinite strength, he can carry a bucket of water at the age of three, he can lift 30 kilograms at the age of five, and he can fight cattle across the mountains at the age of ten.
Gao Feng understood that this policewoman Wang Xiaoyue was really able to speak in the vernacular, and she blew herself to the sky, and if she didn't stop the waiter immediately, she would become a boxing champion Tyson-like figure.
"Comrade waiter, you can stop, you can believe anyone's words, you just can't believe the words of this policewoman, she is talking nonsense, you take a good look at this handsome guy, such a quiet person, similar to Lu Han in "Running Brothers", how can I fight cattle across the mountains, this handsome guy can't do this kind of thing that can't stop cattle. ”
The waiter was holding the pair of chopsticks very hard, she really couldn't hold it, and put her hand on Gao Feng's handcuffed hands, she also looked up at the peak in front of her, she really only glanced at it, definitely not more than the second glance, so she took her gaze back, and said very disdainfully to Gao Feng.
"Hmph, comrade, your cheeks are too thick-skinned, just because you can compare with other Luhan girls, they are handsome and embarrassed, you can only be regarded as handsome at best.
Comrade, there is another saying, that is, people cannot be disguised, and sea water cannot be measured with buckets, whether you are a strong man or not, it really can't be seen from the surface.
Comrade, do you know the golden hammer general Li Yuanba in the legend of the heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, that kid looks like a weak child, it can be said that he is as thin as a chicken, but he is capable of lifting the top. ”
"That's right, waiter, you're so right, Li Yuanba is an unseemly character, this handsome guy is as powerful as Li Yuanba, don't look at him like a chicken, he can fight cattle across the mountains when he is ten years old!"
The waiter said that people should not be good-looking, people can't see how powerful they are from the surface, she also compared Li Yuanba, a strong man in the Sui and Tang dynasties, and the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue fanned the flames on the side, and she also praised Gao Feng as a hidden strong man.
"Miss Wang Xiaoyue, you just do it, if you don't die, you won't die, you just do it hard, you just fan the flames hard, be careful to fan your tongue. ”
Gao Feng glared at Wang Xiaoyue, Wang Xiaoyue ignored it completely, she also stood up, knocked on the edge of the hot pot with a soup spoon, and shouted at the guests who were eating hot pot in Taimei Hot Pot City.
"From the south to the north, you take a look at it, we are not ordinary here, we have a strong man here, this strong man is really not ordinary, he can use this pair of stainless steel chopsticks to eat hot pot."
We are going to play monkey show here, our monkey is not ordinary, he is a great monkey, he is a monkey with infinite strength, he is now going to use this pair of special chopsticks to pick up vegetables to feed his girlfriend, that is, this police officer. ”
Miss Wang Xiaoyue's shouting was full of tones, like the Allegro book in Tianjin, and it was quite rhyming, and the words were inflamed and inflammatory.
Being yelled at by Miss Wang Xiaoyue like this, the guests all stopped eating hot pot, and stood up and looked at Wang Xiaoyue one after another, and some of them slowly moved closer here, all with a lively face.
"Ouch, this handsome guy is going to play tricks, and he wants to show us a show of picking up vegetables with chopsticks, so we have to take a look." ”
"However, before you perform, we still have to ask clearly, you play this trick, you won't have to collect money later, if you want to collect money, then we won't watch it, and you don't have to bother to perform poorly. ”
The big guys gathered around, not to watch the excitement at the first time, but to ask if they wanted to collect money, and to show off their performances were all to make money.
Seeing the big guy ask, Wang Xiaoyue shook her delicate head.
"Big guy, please rest assured, this girl won't take a penny from you. ”
Wang Xiaoyue replied like this, but people still didn't believe it, and they continued to ask.
"Comrade policewoman, don't think that you are wearing a police uniform, we think you are a policeman, there are many people pretending to be policemen now, some time ago, there was a person who pretended to be a policeman to cheat money and sex, which made many women deceived.
Comrade policewoman, even if you are a comrade policeman, then we don't believe you very much, although you say that you won't charge a penny, we are afraid that you will take some Buddhist beads and sell them to us, and say that you will open some light.
Comrade policewoman,Some time ago on the East Street I encountered such a performance.,After playing the monkey, it's selling all kinds of Buddha beads.,It's quite polite at first.,Later, if you don't buy it.,Then what ugly words are scolded.,It's very embarrassing for us.。 ”
People are gossiping, saying anything, and saying such things, listening to Gao Feng is crying and laughing, Gao Feng has also encountered such a juggling team, that is, a family of several people juggling everywhere to make money, including selling Buddhist beads.
What's even more infuriating is that these jugglers deliberately use children as bait to bend the children's arms and legs together, that is, to remove the children's arms and legs from the joints, and then sell these Buddhist beads.
One year was bitten by a snake, ten years afraid of straw rope, once this trick is played too much, people will see through the scam, knowing that these people rely on children as bait, people will no longer pay for these Buddha beads, of course, the poor is still those young children, who are cruelly played by adults in the palm of their hands.
"Ouch, where did the big guy go, how could this girl sell Buddhist weapons, is this girl like a girl who is short of money, this girl is also a genuine people's policeman, then she won't cheat the big guy's money, this girl just let the big guy open their eyes and get to know a young master, and don't ask for anything else." ”
The policewoman Wang Xiaoyue was also amused by everyone, and this big guy was nerved by these jugglers, and when she thought of something strange, her first thought was whether it would be a scam.
"Well, this girl is right, she won't cheat everyone out of a penny, she is also a genuine people's policeman, this handsome guy can prove it. ”
Wang Xiaoyue said this, and Gao Feng also jumped out to prove that the big guy looked at this pair of young men and women with even more suspicious eyes.
"Ouch ho, you guys are singing and harmonizing, it seems that you are a pair of liars, otherwise why are you so tacit. ”
"Ouch, comrades, can you do this, this girl is guilty of cheating you out of your money, don't think too much, how can we convince you that it's not a scam. ”
Nowadays people are very vigilant and skeptical of everything, and it is really not so easy to convince people that they are not liars.
"Comrades, otherwise, if we show you the ID card and police officer card, do you believe the true identity of this girl? ”
After Wang Xiaoyue finished speaking, she really took out her ID card and police card, and lit up in front of the big guy, who still shook his head like a pendulum.
"Girl, there are too many fake certificates now, and this ID card and police card are not reliable, I heard that there was a guy last time, who took more than a dozen documents in his hand, and the results were all fake, whether it was an ID card or a marriage certificate, or a work permit or something like that, it was fake, and we wouldn't believe it if you took it out." ”
The big guy is really well-informed, and he also knows that the fake things in today's society are renovated, and there are only situations that the big guys can't imagine, and there is nothing that scammers can't do.
"Comrades, if you don't believe this girl's ID card and police ID, then this girl can only report her real name, so you should believe that this girl is real.
Comrades, this girl sues the big guy, this girl's surname is Wang Xiaoyue, this girl is a grassroots police officer of the Tulou Town Police Station, maybe the name of this girl is not known, the father of this girl, Wang Chenggong, must have heard of it, he is the director of our Xiaoyue City Public Security Bureau. ”
In order to make everyone believe that she is the real thing, Wang Xiaoyue was forced to report her real name and surname, and also mentioned that her father Wang Chenggong was really drunk, which was also her last killer feature.
Wang Xiaoyue thought that if she reported her father Wang Chenggong's name and surname, the big guy would believe in his true identity, but he didn't expect the big guy's head to shake even more, and suddenly formed a wavy line.
"Hmph, girl, don't mention who your father is, it's even more fake here, many people are deliberately bragging, saying that they are the children of so-and-so, or the relatives of so-and-so, but in fact, they are nothing, they only know that there is such a celebrity.
Girl, of course, most people know that Wang Chenggong, the director of the public security bureau of Xiaoyue City, is such a public security director in Xiaoyue City, he also does a lot of good things for the people, and the big guys remember him.
However, girl, if you mention Wang Chenggong's name, it proves that you are not his daughter at all, Wang Chenggong is a very low-key person, and his daughter must be very low-key under his influence, she will never report her father's name as domineering as you, unless she is a foolish son like 'my father is Li Gang'. ”
When the big guy said this, Miss Wang Xiaoyue almost didn't sit on the ground, she didn't expect it to be so difficult to make the big guy believe in herself.
"Comrades, what do you have to do, so that you can believe this girl's words, and also make you believe that this girl has no intention of cheating money, and also let the big guy open his eyes and take a look at the innate divine power of this handsome guy. ”
Encountering difficult bones, Wang Xiaoyue has this feeling, she is helpless, and she doesn't know how these people can believe in themselves.
"Girl, don't be too anxious, it's not difficult to make us believe you, the key is to convince us that this is not really a juggling monkey, and as long as he gives us seventy-two somersaults, then we will believe that you are not a liar. ”
"Ouch, why didn't you say it earlier, isn't it just to turn seventy-two somersaults for everyone, this is no problem, this girl will let him turn seventy-two somersaults on the spot now." ”
As soon as Wang Xiaoyue heard the big guy's request, she burst into tears and laughed, she reached out and twisted Gao Feng's ears, and ordered him to turn seventy-two somersaults on the spot in a commanding tone.
"Wang Xiaoyue, do you think this handsome guy is surnamed Sun, and he can really turn seventy-two somersaults. ”