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Gao Feng turned over the seven somersaults, a little panting, in order to show that he was very calm about the seven somersaults, he told everyone with a smile on his face.

"Comrades, this handsome guy is so elegant, just so natural, not tired at all. ”

The big guy first applauded enthusiastically, and then dispersed in a hurry, and the big guy scattered faster than the tree fell.

The big guy left so quickly, confusing Comrade Gao Feng, who had just finished performing a somersault, wasn't his performance exciting enough, wasn't he so natural and elegant enough.

At the same time, it also stunned the policewoman Comrade Wang Xiaoyue, and she asked the big guy loudly.

"Hey, what's going on with everyone, our monkey performed a somersault on the spot, and this girl also thinks that our monkey performed quite well, which is exactly what you asked, why did you disperse in a hurry?"

Wang Xiaoyue didn't understand, what was the situation of this group of people, the request for somersaults was also made by the big guy, why did the big guy run away after meeting the big guy's request.

"Hey, lesbian, you're too embarrassed to ask us, why don't you ask yourself what your situation is. ”

The big guy asked the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue, and Wang Xiaoyue was even more confused.

"Comrades, why is this girl asking herself, what's wrong with this girl herself?"

"Hmph, lesbian, you just pretend, see how long you can pretend, you say that you are not a juggler, you are not the person who sells Buddhist beads, you are not a monkey, but this one of yours is obviously a monkey, and the somersault is more formal than the monkey surnamed Sun, you also sued us just now, saying that your monkey is quite good, then you are not a liar." ”

After a long time, Gao Feng turned seven beautiful somersaults, but it made the big guy believe that Wang Xiaoyue was a liar, like those charlatans, her creativity was one move higher than others, and she played people like monkeys.

"Hey, comrades, that's not what this girl meant, you misunderstood. ”

"Wang Xiaoyue, people don't misunderstand, you just played this handsome guy as a monkey, and this handsome guy is the monkey surnamed Sun in your family. ”

Wang Xiaoyue still wanted to explain, Gao Feng said to Wang Xiaoyue with a shy face, and Wang Xiaoyue glared at him fiercely.

"The surname is high, you just did it on purpose, this girl let you flip a few somersaults casually, why do you turn it so beautifully, it looks like a real monkey, people don't suspect that you are surnamed Sun, you just deliberately want to show yourself. ”

"Ouch, Wang Xiaoyue, it's really yours, this handsome guy has something to show, that's not the somersault you forced me to flip, you also said to this handsome guy, in order to express your love for you, you have to use somersaults to speak, the more you turn, the deeper the love for you, this handsome guy can turn seven somersaults in such a narrow space, that's his limit. ”

Gao Feng knocked out his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach, and this policewoman Comrade Wang Xiaoyue shirked the responsibility of the big guy's distrust of himself to Gao Feng, and Gao Feng became a dumb person who ate Yellow Lotus and said that he was suffering.

"It's you, it's you, you did it on purpose, you just want to show that you can do somersaults, and it's very natural, not tired at all, since you're not tired at all, then you continue to perform, you now start to use this special chopsticks to pick up the vegetables for this girl to eat." ”

Wang Xiaoyue was angry, and glared at Gao Feng is beard, phoenix eyes were open like cow eyes, and there were flames in both eyes, as if there was an alcohol lamp in the two eyes, and the flames jumped up little by little.

"Wang Xiaoyue, the big guys don't watch it, does this handsome guy still need to perform?"

"Hmph, Gao Feng, you still think that you need a large number of audiences, this girl will tell you, now only this girl is your only audience, you have to perform for this girl, it should be said to wait for this girl, if you are a little sluggish, then this girl will be unkind to you. ”

Before Gao Feng finished speaking, Wang Xiaoyue slapped the table, and the bowls on the table jumped twenty centimeters high, and then fell back to the table, and the soup in the mandarin duck pot also spilled on the table, making the table full of soup materials.

"Hehe, Officer Wang, you can dissipate your anger, I was snub to you just now, don't take it to heart, this handsome guy will give you a good meal, and this handsome guy will serve you well." ”

Gao Feng smiled all over his face, lifted the chopsticks that were 1.8 meters long and weighed 30 kilograms, and sandwiched a few pieces of Inner Mongolian mutton in the hot pot.

I really didn't expect that this comrade Gao Feng really had a unique skill, the pair of 30-kilogram stainless steel chopsticks were as light as ordinary chopsticks in his hands, he could get it as much as he wanted, and it was easy to hold the mutton.

After Gao Feng Shabu passed the mutton, he picked it up with chopsticks and sent it to Wang Xiaoyue's mouth, Gao Feng was also accompanied by a smiling face, with a flattering face, as if a eunuch was waiting for a master.

"Hehe, Officer Wang, this handsome guy has cooked the mutton, please open your cherry mouth and taste it." ”

The two pieces of mutton were sandwiched in the pair of stainless steel chopsticks, which were not slippery or destroyed, and Gao Feng used these big chopsticks perfectly.

"Phew, surname Gao, what do you mean, do you want to make Aunt Ben sick, you have a bad stomach, you want to spoil Aunt Ben's stomach and intestines, and you also want to go to the toilet five times in a quarter of an hour like you, have you taken a look at this mutton still has blood, how many germs will such mutton carry?"

Gao Feng used such thick chopsticks to hold a few slices of mutton and sent them to Wang Xiaoyue's mouth, the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue did not open her mouth to eat, but instead took the case, the material bowl on the table jumped up twenty centimeters high, and the green onions in the bowl spilled on the table again.

"Officer Wang, you really misunderstood, how can this handsome guy harm you, this handsome guy has a bad stomach, usually eats hot pot at night, and will go to the toilet three times the next morning, that is not as strict as you said, go to the toilet five times in a quarter of an hour, that handsome guy almost sat on the toilet and never left. ”

"You don't bother, you originally came out to eat, and the next day you almost never left the toilet, our toilet is more expensive than others, and it was all broken by you.

Look at whether this mutton is bloody, this girl is not only afraid of germs, but this girl will faint when she sees blood, you didn't mean it or what. ”

Gao Feng felt that Wang Xiaoyue was making a big fuss, her stomach was not very good, but she was not as strict as she said, and the mutton was scalded to seven ripe, with no blood at all, and most people like to eat scalded seven ripe mutton.

Before Gao Feng could explain much, Wang Xiaoyue slapped the table again, a pair of phoenix eyes glared again, and her eyebrows were propped up like a rural woman drying salted fish, and Comrade Gao Feng had to immediately accompany the smiling face.

"Officer Wang, I'm sorry, it's all the fault of this handsome guy, don't take it to heart, don't be angry, although you look very good when you're angry, it will hurt you, this handsome guy will give you a good time." ”

Gao Feng sandwiched the pieces of mutton back into the hot pot, and used big chopsticks to clamp it back and forth in the hot pot a few times, like mutton, this kind of book food, just need to be sandwiched in the chopsticks and shabu a few times, or it won't take long to be scalded, like the people in the north also like to put the mutton into the hot pot, and immediately take it out and eat it, they like the kind of mutton with blood, and feel that this is the original taste.

Gao Feng scalded for a while, took out the few pieces of mutton, and sent them to Wang Xiaoyue's mouth again.

"Hehe, Officer Wang, this time this handsome guy thinks that it is completely scalded and will not carry blood anymore, so you can eat it with confidence. ”

Gao Feng took out the mutton and looked at it again, and the slices of mutton were indeed cooked, and they reached ten ripe Cheng dù.

"Phew, surnamed Gao, what do you mean, do you feel very aggrieved to wait for Aunt Ben, do you hate this girl very much, you deliberately make a move on this hot mutton, you want to deliberately rectify Aunt Ben, people say that mutton should be scalded until it is medium-cooked, with a little bit of blood, that kind of mutton is delicious, the mutton that is too old is not delicious, and the original taste of the mutton has been lost, you are now too old, you will burn the original taste of the mutton now, what do you mean？”

As soon as Gao Feng's big chopsticks came out of the pot, Comrade Wang Xiaoyue, a policewoman, was angry again, this time it was the same as the first time, and the material bowl on the table jumped twenty centimeters high, and the soup in the bowl was spilled.

"Officer Wang, I was hot just now, didn't you say that the mutton was bloody, and there were a lot of germs, I was afraid that it would damage your stomach and stomach, and you would go to the toilet five times in a quarter of an hour, didn't you let me burn it for a while, why do you say that I am too old now." ”

Gao Feng was a little aggrieved, he was hot just now, and he also understood that mutton only needed to be scalded until it was seven mature, but Comrade Wang Xiaoyue, the policewoman, was unhappy, thinking that Comrade Gao Feng was harming himself, so Comrade Gao Feng had to go back to the pot again.

"The surname is Gao, what kind of attitude do you have, don't you want to wait for Aunt Ben, why are you so patient and persevering in waiting for the two girls who are sinking fish and geese, you are so impatient to wait for Aunt Ben, is it possible that Aunt Ben has become a yellow-faced woman in your eyes?"

"That's right, Wang Xiaoyue, what you said is not wrong, just now Brother Gao waited for the two girls who were sinking fish and geese, that was groveling, it was almost like a eunuch waiting for the queen mother, how could he treat you like now, treating you is dealing with a very disgusting person, just like disgusting a piece of shit. ”

Wang Xiaoyue continued to slap the table, and the two viagras who were eating hot pot like a storm on the side were also adding oil and vinegar to the side, saying bad things about Gao Feng.

The eating appearance of these two viagra is really ugly, their mouths are like buns, those mutton and peeing cow balls, almost only from the pot, they all stuffed it into their mouths, they still think that their mouths are not enough, and after a while, the dishes on the kung fu shelf are swept away, and they sneak attack twice from Wang Xiaoyue's side from time to time.

"You two shut up this handsome guy, and the peeing cow pills can't stop your mouth. ”

Gao Feng used stainless steel chopsticks to knock on the heads of the two viagras, and at that time, he knocked out two green bags as big as pack bird eggs, and these two viagras were honest.

"Officer Wang, don't be angry, although you look very good-looking when you're angry, better than the two sisters who sink the fish and the geese, you can't be angry, anger will hurt your body, this mutton is not scalded well, and the handsome guy will re-blanch the mutton for you to eat." ”

Gao Feng changed his impatient attitude just now, put a smile on his face, and said softly to Comrade Wang Xiaoyue.