There was a little dwarf standing under Gao Feng's nose, in his thirties, Gao Feng doubted whether he was hiding his age, like his face was a little anxious, far more than his thirties.

Of course, there are many people who are anxious with long faces, such as the famous cross talk actor Guo Degang, who has an anxious face and always looks highly respected.

Gao Feng doesn't bully people because this dwarf is short, people in this world are born, no one can decide, you can't look at people with colored glasses, as long as you are human, you will be respected.

However, the dwarf brother in front of Gao Feng was very arrogant, he never gave Gao Feng a good face, and shouted at Gao Feng, but he Gao Feng off and provoked Gao Feng's heart of the flirtatious person, and he teased this dwarf dwarf.

Everyone has a heart that wants to flirt with people, and when they meet people who make people angry, or people who are outrageous, they all want to flirt with people.

Gao Feng pressed the little dwarf's head, and the little dwarf comrade couldn't move, he was so angry that he screamed and shouted at Gao Feng to challenge fairly.

Gao Feng smiled and took his hand: "Big brother, how kind of fair challenge do you want, then I'll challenge you fairly." ”

The dwarf said: "Boy, let's compete with our strength, let's wrestle our wrists first." ”

Gao Feng was happy: "Big brother, your thighs are not as thick as my arms, you have to compete with me to wrench your wrists, you are not a big joke, right?"

That's true, this dwarf brother's thighs are really not as thick as Gao Feng's arms, and he wants to compare his wrists with himself, which really makes him feel funny, which is also beyond his strength.

The little dwarf said: "Hmph, boy, don't laugh at me, don't believe in my strength, let me put on a show for you first." ”

This dwarf performed on the spot, he found three people to wrestle with him, but these three people lost in seconds, and Gao Feng was dumbfounded, he really underestimated this dwarf, I didn't expect him to really have a lot of strength.

The dwarf put down the three prisoners, and he clapped his palms.

"How about it, I know how powerful your brother is, are you scared, it's too late to admit defeat now. ”

Gao Feng smiled: "Haha, big brother, I have seen that you have a lot of strength, but I'm not afraid of you, isn't it just a wrist wrench, brother, I will accompany you to the end." ”

The wrist wrench was carried out on the iron frame bed, Gao Feng held the palm of the dwarf, he felt that the dwarf had a lot of strength, it seems that this dwarf usually does not practice strength, especially the practice of strength, he is a pair of powerful little hands.

"Big brother, you really have a pair of powerful little hands, you usually do strength training, I really have to be careful of you. ”

At the beginning of the wrist wrench, more than a dozen criminals watched, and they all bet on the treasure, they regarded instant noodles as treasures, starting from a bag of instant noodles, and betting until twenty packs of instant noodles, this is the highest bet, and these treasures are all bet on the dwarf, Comrade Gao Feng did not have a package of instant noodles.

Gao Feng was a little lonely, and he smiled bitterly: "I'll go, I have a day today, I don't even have a pack of instant noodles, which big brother won't pity me, give me a bag of instant noodles." ”

There was an older man who looked at Gao Feng pitifully, so he bet on a pack of instant noodles with him, and then thought about it and bet it on the dwarf's side.

At the beginning of the wrist wrenching competition, the dwarf actually took the initiative, and kept suppressing Gao Feng's hand, which was only one centimeter away from the bed, and seeing that Gao Feng was about to lose, Gao Feng kept calling.

"Oh, big brother, you are so powerful, can you let me a little, why are you older than me, do you want to respect the old and love the young?"

The dwarf said: "Hmph, you didn't see 20 packs of instant noodles, if you don't have these 20 packs of instant noodles, your brother may let you have a little, you must know that this instant noodles are a big meal in the cell, we eat instant noodles like the New Year, these 20 packs will let me spend 20 years." ”

Gao Feng said: "Big brother, isn't it just twenty packs of instant noodles, I'll give you one hundred packs of instant noodles, and I'll let you celebrate the New Year every day, as long as you let me give it a handful." ”

The dwarf laughed proudly: "I'm sorry, your eldest brother doesn't want to celebrate the New Year every day, you don't know that eating too much instant noodles will cause fire, and when it's serious, he'll have blood in the stool." ”

The dwarf also roared, and with the last of his strength, he was going to completely overwhelm Gao Feng's wrist.

"Hey, boy, you go down to Lao Tzu, you meet Lao Tzu, you can only admit defeat. ”

The dwarf roared, and the big guys jumped up together, they celebrated the victory, celebrated the bet on the right person, and now there are instant noodles to eat, and now they can live a year first.

"Hehe, we're New Year's Eve, we're betting on the right person, boy, don't blame us for not betting on you, because we're with him every day, and we don't know his details, don't look at him as a dwarf, he's born with divine power." ”

"Brothers, you don't necessarily bet right, the winner or loser hasn't been sorted yet, how do you know that you've won?"

When everyone cheered and celebrated the victory, Gao Feng told everyone not to be happy too early, the game was not over, the winners and losers had not yet been decided, and the group of people returned.

"Boy, do you have to wait, you must lose, how can you have a chance to turn around. ”

"Ah, what's going on, you're not lost, why did you come back?"

These dozen or so prisoners thought that Gao Feng must have lost, the situation was quite clear, and Gao Feng would not have the ability to turn defeat into victory, but when they looked at the wrists of these two people again, there was another scene, Gao Feng's wrist was pressed against the dwarf's wrist, and the dwarf's face was suffocated into pig liver, and his little wrist was about to fall to the bed.

"I'll go, what's going on, my mother, are we all dizzy?"

The dozen or so prisoners all rubbed their eyes, and they looked at the wrists of these two people again, and the result was that Gao Feng had the advantage, and Gao Feng was also happy.

"Big brother, I just conceded it, after all, you are a dwarf, you are no more normal than us. ”

"What do you mean, you think Lao Tzu is worse than you normal people, Lao Tzu is not convinced, you have the ability to win Lao Tzu. ”

Gao Feng's words provoked the little dwarf's face to be angry, and he glared at the little eyes like the eyes of a calf, and scolded Gao Feng.

Gao Feng said: "Big brother, I hope you respect some people, don't be dirty, if you export dirty again, this handsome guy will be unkind to you." ”

This little dwarf opened his mouth and closed his mouth "Lao Tzu", which made Gao Feng very unhappy, you are obviously born with flaws, you are still so disrespectful, you don't let us normal people disrespect you even more.

The dwarf cried out disdainfully: "Hmph, what's the matter, Lao Tzu's mouth is dirty, Lao Tzu is born dirty, you kid has a temper, you have a temper, you have a temper, you fart." ”

"I'll check, what happened to Lao Tzu as a fart, Lao Tzu won't let out a few farts one day, Lao Tzu will let you go as a fart today, you give Lao Tzu a go. ”

Gao Feng slammed to his feet, pressed the dwarf's hand against the bed, and glared at him with a pair of bullish eyes.

"Haha, you see, he lost!"

When Gao Feng overwhelmed the dwarf's wrist, the dwarf laughed proudly, and Gao Feng scolded: "Dwarf, do you want to be shameless, I have crushed you to the point that you have no ability to resist, and you still say that I lost, you are dreaming." ”

"Brother, you lost, not only did you lose, you also fouled because you stood up. ”

"I, I'm standing up, am I standing up, I'm really standing, I'm going, why am I standing up?"

More than a dozen onlookers pointed to Gao Feng together, and Gao Feng reacted at this time, he did stand up, he was in the dwarf's agitation.

"Okay, even if this handsome guy loses, this handsome guy is on your dwarf's agitated method, then I lose this game, isn't it two wins in three games, then there are still two games that are not comparable. ”

Gao Feng reached out to shake the dwarf's hand, and was about to continue with him, but the dwarf withdrew his hand and told Gao Fengdao.

"Boy, who told you that three games and two wins are all you need here. ”

Gao Feng shouted: "What kind of rules are you doing, the international regulations are two wins in three games, how can you win or lose in one game, this is not in accordance with the rules." ”

The dwarf said: "Boy, the rules are all set by people, and the laws are set by people, so what is not in accordance with it, Lao Tzu said that it is in accordance with it."

But, boy, I can give you a chance, and we can play a fair spot again. ”

Gao Feng said: "Big brother, are you sure it's a fair competition, is your scoundrel method fair?"

The dwarf said: "The public is not fair, Lao Tzu has the final say, you have to compare if you don't compare, you have to compare, you have to compare, you don't have any right to choose." ”

The corners of Gao Feng's mouth raised, and he said disdainfully: "Dwarf, isn't it just a competition, this handsome guy is still afraid that you won't succeed, just make a move, this handsome guy will accompany you to the end." ”

The dwarf smiled: "Boy, why do you have a kind, we are now comparing the top bed, whoever can put the bed up, who will sleep in the bed at night, if anyone doesn't put the bed up, then have to sleep with a steel needle." ”

"Sleeping steel needle, what is this?"

Gao Feng listened to the dwarf's words, his brows furrowed, the dwarf pointed to the place near the door, Gao Feng saw that there was a door panel on the ground near the door, the door panel was full of steel needles, this steel needle is the kind of steel needle that the dozen or so criminals wanted to prick themselves at the beginning, each one is three or four centimeters long, and it is extremely sharp when you look at it, and there are thousands of on that door panel.

Gao Feng exclaimed after reading the steel needle: "My God, this is a detention center, or an acrobatic field, you dwarf will not be from the land of acrobatics, how can you play some tricks, this steel needle is really life-threatening, dwarf, can I abstain, I will neither top the bed nor sleep on this steel needle bed, can I abstain?"

The dwarf smiled: "I'm sorry, no, you have to choose one, you don't have the right to abstain, you think it's a vote in the United Nations, several big countries want to fight a small country, let all countries express their position, some countries choose to abstain, you can still have a chance to abstain?"

Gao Feng smiled: "Yes, big brother, the United Nations has the right to abstain, why don't you have the right to abstain, can you consider abstaining, I'll give you two packs of instant noodles when I go back, or how about Master Kong's beef noodles, you can be accommodating, don't you want to celebrate the New Year?"

The dwarf waved his hand and told Gao Feng I'm sorry, you can't take Master Wang's beef noodles, you don't have to bribe me, there is no right to abstain, you have to go to sleep on the steel needle bed if you can't get up.

"Check, grandma is a ball, isn't it just the top bed, this handsome guy will show you the top one. ”

As soon as Gao Feng clapped his hands, he picked up the iron frame bed next to him, and put the corner of the iron frame bed on the tip of his nose.