Gao Feng had recently become obsessed with the appearance of a magician, and he shouted at a dozen people before he lifted the newspaper on the face of the man lying on the ground.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the time to witness the miracle, all of you keep your eyes open. ”

Gao Feng stretched out his hand and grabbed a handful in the space, and then quickly opened the advertising sheet full of fertility on his face, and a fat face was presented in front of everyone.

"Oh my God, why are you, how are you the director, haven't you been lying outside the door eavesdropping, you want to see the appearance of this thing. ”

It turned out that the person lying on the ground was the director of the detention center, and he arranged for these people to bully Gao Feng, when Gao Feng entered the prison cell, he never left, and kept hiding at the door of the prison to peek, when these dozen prisoners stripped Gao Feng's police uniform and pushed him to the ground, he may have jumped up happily outside the door, clenching his fists and feeling very cool.

When more than a dozen prisoners saw that the person lying on the ground was the director of the detention center, they were once again so shocked that they jumped up more than three feet high, and the surprise was as if Gao Feng had played a big magic trick, which was unimaginable.

Indeed, they didn't imagine that the person lying on the ground would be the director of the detention center, this is simply a big magic, this is a big change of people, this new man is a superb magician, and the superb magician does not have this level, and the magician has a mechanism and a trust.

More than a dozen prisoners have to be shocked, this is incredible, I want to see the lively director, but become a fooled person, this effect is undoubtedly quite significant.

When these dozen or so people jumped more than three feet high, they regretted it, they regretted why they jumped so high, why they didn't jump a little shorter, even two feet is better than three feet, even if it is one centimeter lower, it is much better, as long as it is lower, there will be less pain.

Unfortunately, surprise is uncontrollable, and it is difficult for people to control their expressions, especially in this situation, they can't control it at all.

The consequences were severe, and they screamed almost like slaughtered pigs, and a heart-rending pain struck them, and they almost died of pain.

"Thank you, thank you hero, you completely removed my two cavities, but I have been to many dentists and have not been able to get it right, and I have spent a lot of money, but it has not solved the problem. ”

When more than a dozen prisoners felt no pain, they saw the director of the detention center bowing to them one by one and thanking them, and also bowed deeply to Gao Feng, and they almost knelt down and kowtowed.

It turned out that this fishing line was tied to the two large teeth of the director of the detention center, these two large teeth have always become the director's stubborn disease, and they have been eaten by moths, and he has also seen a lot of dentists, all of whom treat the symptoms but not the root cause, and have not completely solved his pain, and have been pulled out many times, but the result has not been removed, and it has increased his pain, the director of the detention center has been having a headache, and the medicine alone has hung up about several tons.

Now there is a big problem, whether you have a headache and ear fever, or other diseases, the doctor will give you hanging potion, I heard that our country has become the world's largest hanging water country, every year the Chinese hang hundreds of millions of bottles.

According to statistics, in 2009, China's per capita infusion of about 8 bottles is much higher than the international level, this kind of excessive medication endangers people's health and life safety.

According to the latest data from the National Development and Reform Commission, in 2009, there were 10.4 billion bottles of medical infusion in China, with an average population of 1.3 billion, which is equivalent to 8 hanging bottles for each Chinese in 1 year, much higher than the international average of 2.5~3.3 bottles.

As soon as the news of "8 bottles per capita" came out, it immediately became a hot topic among the people. According to the drug use principle recommended by the WHO, "drugs that can be taken orally should be taken as much as possible, and can be injected intramuscularly without intravenous infusion". In many developed countries, infusions have been a "last resort" for doctors.

In the United States, if the patient is not seen in the emergency department, doctors generally do not arrange intravenous fluids, and they are even more cautious about "hanging bottles" containing antibiotics; In Australia, the locals rarely have the concept of "the infusion is good and fast", and there are few experiences of hanging bottles or even injections, and some people have never had an infusion at the age of 25, and they don't even know how to speak English about "playing hanging bottles".

Our people have really made outstanding contributions to this infusion, including the director of the detention center, and of course the group of beauties that Gao Feng knows, they are also masters of hanging bottles, as long as they have a cold, they will run to hang hanging bottles.

Once upon a time, our doctors were looking at and hearing, but now our doctors are just taking films, watching the films and talking, and then they let patients be hospitalized for infusions, anyway, they are infused with normal saline, and they will not hang people to death.

In the previous month, the surveyor often had a short cough, and the goods were hung up for a month, from the city hospital to the county hospital, and then from the county hospital to the town hospital, and then from the town hospital to a small clinic, and hung back and forth for more than a month.

When his two big cavities were pulled out, the director of the detention center was overjoyed, he had long forgotten the humiliation he had received, and he was grateful to Gao Feng.

"Brother, your tooth extraction technique is ancestor, your tooth extraction technique is too superb, why didn't you enter the detention center earlier, your brother has been trapped by these two tooth decays for more than 20 years, you know that toothache is not a disease, it hurts to your brother's disease, there are more than thousands of bottles of hanging bottles, I have made outstanding contributions to this hanging bottle manufacturer, this company should award me a best contribution award, and now the pain is finally solved." ”

The director of the detention center held two large bloody teeth in his hands, danced happily, slipped several times by urine, got up and continued to jump.

"Brother Gao, I want to add food to you, what do you want to eat, just mention it, I'll let the small restaurant add food for you, we can drink a pot, you are the savior in my life, you are my savior, I want to thank your ancestors!"

Gao Feng smiled: "Director, it's just a gesture, why worry about it, you don't need to add food to me in the small restaurant, I don't want to drink now, another day when I swagger out of the detention center, you add food to me in the small restaurant, and we will have a good drink." ”

The director said: "Okay, then let's just say it, the day you go out, your brother will see you off, add a few hard dishes to the small restaurant, and have a good drink."

Brother, your brother is not with you now, your brother has to go back and take two selfies and send these two dog teeth to the WeChat circle of friends, I want to tell my friends that the teeth of this director for more than 20 years have finally been extracted, which has been extracted for more than 20 years, how difficult it is. ”

The director ran out of the cell and came back a little later.

"Brother, can I add your WeChat, your brother has too few WeChat friends, except for his wife and son, there is no one else, your brother wants to add our colleagues, none of them agree to add me, can you add one, it can also increase the number of my friends, otherwise your brother will send a fart to the circle of friends." ”

Gao Feng spread his hands: "I'm sorry, your brother is the most reluctant to play WeChat, you better find another friend." ”

"Hmph, brother, don't make a reason, you're just disliking your brother, if you don't add it, you won't add it, my three friends are three, and that won't stop me from posting this photo. ”

The director snorted and twisted his ass and left, and Gao Feng couldn't help but laugh when he saw the back of the goods.

"Thank you, brother, although we are in pain, but the tool is still saved, and we have done a good deed, which also makes us a little moved, I didn't expect our tool to have this effect, to be able to extract teeth, this is also the most glorious page in the history of our lives." ”

When the director of the detention center left, these dozen or so prisoners checked their tools for the first time, and they found that their tools were intact, so they put their hearts in their stomachs, and they were also grateful to Gao Feng, and they threw Gao Feng up together, welcoming them as heroes.

"Hey, put this kid down, how can you treat him as a hero, he is a despicable and obscene villain, and only a despicable and obscene villain would do this kind of thing to tie tools with a fishing line, you put him down, Lao Tzu will bully and bully him. ”

When the dozen or so prisoners threw Gao Feng into the air like a hero, a voice sounded, and he asked everyone to put Gao Feng down, and the dozen or so prisoners put Gao Feng down and consciously flashed aside.

"Hey, who was shouting just now, why can't you only hear the sound and can't see people, can he spread the sound thousands of miles?"

After Gao Feng was put down, he felt strange, just now someone was obviously shouting and bullying himself, why did he only hear the voice now and didn't see anyone.

Seeing Gao Feng asking, the dozen or so prisoners smiled together and pointed with their fingers together.

"Brother, it's not a thousand miles of transmission, it's a meter of transmission, the person who spoke just now is under the nose of my brother. ”

Gao Feng looked under his nose, he found that there was indeed a person standing under his nose, it was not only under his nose, there was still some distance from the bottom of his nose, it turned out that this person was a little dwarf, more than eighty centimeters tall.

Seeing this little dwarf, Gao Feng has a feeling of arriving in Lilliputian, this person is too low, he has the body of a child, but he has a very mature face, a face of vicissitudes, and he looks not young.

"Hey, are you an uncle, or a child, did you say you were going to bully me just now, it should be me bullying you, can you bully me at such a young age?"

Gao Feng also reached out and stroked this guy, treating him as a child, and he was so angry that this guy's eyes rolled.

"Hey, boy, you're less tired, you haven't seen the vicissitudes of Lao Tzu's face, the folds of Lao Tzu's face, is it a child, Lao Tzu is in his thirties, you should call me big brother." ”

"Oh, yes, look at your face so vicissitudes, how can you only be in your thirties, you should be in your seventies, you won't say that you are a male age, you won't want to hide your age, a stinky man, you hide your age, you won't go on a blind date. ”

Gao Feng stroked the dwarf's head with his hand again, and treated him with a hippie smile, so angry that the dwarf gritted his teeth and screamed.

"Wow wow, I'm so angry, you dare to tease me like this, Lao Tzu is only thirty-five years old, Lao Tzu is not a male, Lao Tzu is a mother, Lao Tzu is angry, Lao Tzu wants to bite you. ”

This guy was also angry, but he was held by Gao Feng's head, and he couldn't move, so he yelled at Gao Feng.

"Boy, please let go of my head, I want to challenge you fairly, do you dare to challenge fairly?"