The fat proprietress of the small hardware store rushed back non-stop after eating lunch from her mother's house, she didn't dare to have the slightest delay, there were robberies on sunny days and days, she never thought that there were people robbing her of her own virtue, which was also an unprecedented thing.

She believed that sentence, the forest is big and there are all kinds of birds, such as this stupid Xiong Erwei bear goods, he dares to rob himself, he doesn't weigh himself how many catties and taels he has, just his small body The old lady will send him to the sky.

Riding over the green aviation battery car two tires have burst, the mother's family here has not changed the tire, can only ride the mother's brother's Haojue scooter back, ten minutes later, she came to the woods that was robbed by Xiong Erwei just now, when approaching the woods, she also deliberately stopped to carefully inquire into the woods, to see if there is any abnormality.

This bear suffered a loss, was rubbed by his own ass is worse than death, and he also put a huge fart in his mouth, which is a fart that he has been holding for a week, but it is enough for this goods to drink a pot, and he was robbed to the point that he is penniless.

Don't look at this mouth, he said that he was not moved by his hue, judging from his drooling hue, he actually coveted himself in his heart, he must have tried to do something wrong to himself, the old lady can't be ** monkey, then he will be wronged to death.

The proprietress of the small hardware store raised her vigilance, carefully observed for a long time, and did not find any abnormal movement in the woods, not even a little wind and grass, she rushed forward with the gas pedal, and rushed forward with the gas pedal, but also shouted loudly to give herself courage.

"The king of heaven covers the tiger, the river demon of Pagoda Town, I am the Chang'e of the heavens, who dares to block the way of the old lady, and call him dead!" She also shouted blindly, this time it was really fine, and she rushed through the woods very smoothly, the monkey from the Tulou Town Project Department did not appear again, she thought that the only person who wanted to rob herself was this bear monkey, and rushed through the woods in one breath, the proprietress was relieved, and a nervous fat heart was put down.

The proprietress had just put back her anxious fat heart, and she had just rushed through the gloomy woods when she saw a masked man rush out in front of her, and the man came straight to her, rushing towards her with her teeth and claws at a rapid pace, and at the same time shouting loudly.

"I dug this pit, this tree was not planted by me, if you want to fight this, leave a proof, the tooth is not half a word, bury it or kill it, I want to ask which one I am, I am the black whirlwind Li Kui of the material department of the Tulou Town Project Department, wow, where are you going, fat woman, you take your life!" This person didn't know where he came from, and he didn't know where he was hiding, he was like a ghost, and he was like a ground mouse that came out, but the boss lady was so scared that her soul flew away, her fat head and melon seeds went blank with a bang, and as soon as she threw the halter of the Haojue scooter with both hands, the whole person lost control.

Just when the boss lady was about to let go of the scooter, the ground mouse that jumped out quickly jumped to the back of the scooter, stretched out his hands and grabbed the scooter, and this person was the morning robber Comrade Xiong Erwei, this time he had experience, in order not to reveal his identity, he also deliberately took off one of his socks and put it on his head.

Originally, Xiong Erwei's socks were very smelly, because this product rarely changed socks, and rarely washed his feet, his socks should be worn for at least a week or so, so it didn't smell strange, he put it on his head and found a problem, he felt that his socks were not very smelly, and he also asked Comrade Gao Feng next to him.

"Brother Gao, I found a problem, everyone says that my socks are very smelly, and I can't take off my shoes at all, why don't they smell when I put my socks on my head?" Gao Feng had already pinched his nose and hid far away in the woods, he replied to Xiong Erwei: "Brother Xiong, your own food is fragrant, you are the same, your own socks smell fragrant." In order not to expose his identity, Xiong Erwei used the method of covering his face with socks, and he also realized an experience, that is, after the failure to rob the fat woman's proprietress before noon, he was forced by the fat woman to carry the battery car with a flat tire and walked five or six kilometers, and almost exhausted himself to death on the spot.

So this time, he tried his best to pull the scooter, as long as the scooter was not broken, and the tire was not punctured, then he would not be forced to carry the scooter again, this Haojue's scooter is much heavier than the battery car of the green airline, it is estimated that he did not go out fifty meters away to reimburse himself on the spot.

In order to succeed in the robbery, Xiong Erwei also dug a big pit on this dirt road, Comrade Gao Feng didn't know where to get a shovel and a pickaxe, but Comrade Xiong Erwei was tired, he dug a big pit of one meter five wide and one meter eight deep, after all, the body of this boss lady is too fat, if you don't dig this dirt pit a little bigger, it is really difficult to install this boss lady.

After the pit was dug and camouflaged, it was covered up so that it could not be seen at all, Comrade Xiong Erwei was quite satisfied with his masterpiece, and he also temporarily modified his robbery slang to "I dug this pit, and I buried it or killed it", Brother Xiong also found that he was really talented, and he could become a poem in seven steps.

The boss's scooter was dragged by Deputy Minister Xiong, and the proprietress lost her center of gravity and was planted in the big pit dug by Comrade Xiong Erwei.

After four minutes, the proprietress of the small hardware store got up from the big pit, she was covered in dust, and her nose and face were not good, she was a wolf, and she stood in the big pit and pointed at the masked man on the edge of the pit and cursed.

"You little monkey, if you have bad intentions towards the old lady, you should say it earlier, you spend some time pursuing the old lady, maybe the old lady can still meet your wishes, you use the next three indiscriminate means, the old lady will only hate you more and more as a monkey. The masked man standing on the edge of the pit asked: "Hey, fat woman, I covered my face with socks, and I didn't reveal any information, how do you know that I am a monkey, how do you know that I am Xiong Erwei!" The proprietress was so angry that she spat at Xiong Erwei, but she forgot that she was in the pit, and the few lumps of saliva that she spit on it floated back according to the original trajectory, and returned to her mouth, so disgusting that she scolded her mother.

"Xiong Erwei, you stupid egg, just your monkey is to go to the crematorium and burn to ashes, the old lady can also recognize it, you bear goods, what do you want to do to the old lady, just say it, don't give the old lady crooked, you Niu Struggle and ask the old lady to open the house at three o'clock in the afternoon, the old lady doesn't have the time to talk nonsense with you!" Xiong Erwei took off the socks, he was recognized by others, and then put on the socks for nothing:" Hmph, hum, fat woman, you are in a hurry to have a private meeting with Niu Struggle, your brother Xiong is not in a hurry, I, Xiong Erwei, have no other ideas, there is only one condition, as long as you write a certificate about how you opened a house with Niu Struggle, when did you open a house, and how many kickbacks you gave Niu Struggle, then I will rescue you from the big pit, and I will not destroy the good thing of your private meeting with your Cowherd Niu Struggle comrade, what do you think, fat woman?" Xiong Erwei made this request, and the proprietress spread her hands: " Bear monkey, I thought it was a big deal, isn't it just to write a proof, but you didn't bring pen and paper, how do you ask the old lady to write, you can't write it on the ass, as long as you find the pen and paper, the old lady will give you a clear write, and the old lady struggles with the cow is not something unsightly. Xiong Erwei also scratched his head, all the qiē were carefully arranged, and the pit was dug very well, but he forgot to prepare paper and pen, what should I do if there is no pen and paper, I really can't write it on my buttocks, do I tattoo words on my buttocks, then I Xiong Erwei don't do it.

Xiong Erwei didn't have an idea for a while, and the proprietress urged him: "Little monkey, hurry up and find a way, it's almost 2:40, it's almost time to date the old lady's cowherd, the old lady is a person who never misses an appointment, and she is also a punctual person, are you hurrying up?" Xiong Erwei scratched his ears and cheeks and circled around the pit: "What can I do, what can I do, Brother Gao, now I have a problem, what should I do?" Gao Feng hid in the woods and gave Xiong Erwei an idea:" Brother Xiong, you are a pig's brain, what's so difficult about this, you are not wearing the white shirt of Hailan House, you take it off and let her write it on your white shirt, let her bite her finger and write it in blood, and then press the handprint after writing. Xiong Erwei patted his head: "Ouch, Brother Gao, why didn't I think of it, this method is good!" Xiong Erwei took off his newly bought white shirt of Heilan House, threw it to the proprietress of the small hardware store, and ordered her to bite off her finger to write a blood book, the proprietress complied and bit her finger, but she cried, her finger was too fat, and what flowed out after biting it was not blood, but all of it was the fat of the white flower, just like the fat pig's plate oil.

encountered another problem, Comrade Xiong Erwei asked Brother Gao's opinion again, and Gao Feng told him again, now that the matter is over, you Brother Xiong will have to make a sacrifice, bite your fingers, and let the boss lady dictate that you write it down yourself, Xiong Erwei can only think about it.

The proprietress of the small hardware store dictated how she met Niu Struggle, how she fell in love at first sight, how she opened the room, how she closed the bun shop and started the small hardware store under the guidance of Niu Struggle, and how she gave Niu Struggle a 6% rebate and so on.

Xiong Erwei wrote his white shirt of Hailan House full, and after writing it, he recited a piece to the proprietress again, there was nothing wrong with it, Xiong Erwei wrote the date, and pressed his handprint, and he was very grateful to the proprietress for being so cooperative.

Xiong Erwei stretched out his hand to drag the proprietress in the pit up, he just pulled the boss's fat hand, and he was dragged into the pit dug by the proprietress himself, and the proprietress stepped on Xiong Erwei's body and climbed up the pit, and then left on a Haojue scooter.

Gao Feng came out of the woods and rescued Xiong Erwei in the pit, Xiong Erwei handed the blood book written in his own blood to Brother Gao, Gao Feng nodded after reading it, there is no problem with the content, everything that should be explained has been explained, and what should not be explained has also been explained, for example, the cow struggled to open the house and only arched his ass with his mouth and did not do anything else, so there is no need to confess.

When Gao Feng saw the final payment, he couldn't help frowning: "Brother Xiong, why did you settle the three words Xiong Erwei, I also suspect that your handprint was also pressed by yourself, how can the boss's wife have such a fat hand, how can there be only such a big handprint as a chicken paw!"