Chapter 111: Eat it all in one go
These days are the days of reconciliation, the reconciliation of various suppliers, what to send oil and stone and other suppliers to reconcile, before the peak did not come, Vice Minister Xiong and the suppliers reconciled, Vice Minister Xiong also likes to reconcile with those suppliers, take the opportunity to ask them for some food and drink, some suppliers also have to have a meal or a meal, Vice Minister Xiong can only make a small fuss like this, in addition to this, people don't pay attention to him at all, don't look at him as a vice minister level, people only have Minister Niu in their eyes.
In the past few days, Vice Minister Xiong has given up his rights and asked Comrade Gao Feng to reconcile with major suppliers, but he himself did not participate, which can make Wang Shangliang a little surprised, in fact, Wang Shangliang does not know the inside story, Vice Minister Xiong is unwilling to reconcile with suppliers in person, he is afraid of seeing a person, that person is the proprietress of a small hardware store.
The plan was carefully arranged, but because of his self-defeating, not only did he not force the proprietress of the small hardware store to comply, but he lost a white shirt of Hailan House in vain, which was more than 400 yuan, or a 90% discount, and also lost more than 1,800 yuan to beg his daughter-in-law's money.
The proprietress of the small hardware store came to reconcile, she had just gone upstairs, Deputy Minister Xiong heard the movement of her walking, the proprietress deliberately wore a pair of high heels, the sound of walking shook the mountains, the whole project department was like an earthquake, the movement was too big.
Deputy Minister Xiong panicked, and Chi Yu drilled into the iron cabinet under the iron cabinet of the Ministry of Materials, he didn't have the face to see the proprietress of this little hardware, Vice Minister Xiong felt that she was his nemesis, and she would be unlucky when she met her, and she could only hide if she couldn't afford it.
Deputy Minister Xiong just drilled the front foot of the cabinet, and the proprietress of the small hardware entered the material department, she came to reconcile today and deliberately dressed up, wearing a very thin and low-cut dress, tying herself like a meat mound, shaking like a mountain of meat moving.
The proprietress of the little hardware not only wore a very revealing dress, she also wiped a lot of rouge powder, the fat face was coated with about half a catty of powder, three layers inside and three layers outside, painted too thickly, and the face also fell down the slag from time to time, she also sprayed perfume, the perfume went straight to people's noses, and I don't know what kind of miscellaneous perfume it is, how bad it smells, and it makes people feel disgusted when their stomachs turn over the river and the sea.
As soon as the proprietress of the small hardware entered the material department, she was cowardly and initiated: "Sister Shangliang, look at your sister, is it beautiful today?" Wang Shangliang looked at the proprietress of the lump of meat in front of him, and he had a feeling of stomach, so he didn't vomit on the spot, but he was embarrassed to ignore others, after all, they were suppliers, Wang Shangliang slammed his mouth hard, swallowed the things that churned out of his stomach just now, and squeezed a smile to praise others.
"Wow, sister, you are so beautiful today, you are really a fairy, especially where did you buy this skirt, it is so worthy of you, it is just specially made for you." As soon as Gao Feng heard Wang Shangliang's words, he secretly scolded in his heart: "Wang Shangliang, if you don't pretend, you will die, you almost vomited, you can still come out, and the immortals go down to earth, it is simply the birth of a female ghost." Wang Shangliang is so good at patting on the back, the proprietress of the small hardware store is even more open-eyed and smiling, she pounced directly in front of Gao Feng, and the whole person was lying on Gao Feng's desk, and she was a clear send-off to Comrade Gao Feng, and she was coquettish to Comrade Gao Feng with affection.
"Manager Gao, I'm here to reconcile with you today, I'm a patient person, Manager Gao, don't worry, take your time, the slower the better, even if it's to the ground, I'm willing to be right with you." "The place where the boss's butt is right is the Nawen Jiàn cabinet, Deputy Minister Xiong is hiding inside, he originally opened a little gap, so that he can get some air, but the boss lady leaned on Manager Gao's desk, and the whole fat ass completely sealed the iron door of the Nawen Jiàn cabinet, there was no gap at all, Deputy Minister Xiong nested in it and suddenly felt that his head was like a short circuit, pitch black, and there was a feeling of suffocation coming to him.
The proprietress leaned on the desk, and the one-meter-four desk at the peak felt like it was about to fall apart, squeaking and shaking, and Manager Gao suddenly twisted his brows like a wire rope, and he was dizzy by the proprietress perfume.
"Boss, can you stand back a little, can you stand back a little. The proprietress of the little hardware grinned wildly: "Hahaha, Manager Gao, look at it, where am I going to retreat, I don't have to retreat, but there is a Wen Jiàn cabinet in the back, there is no way to retreat, this is the will of God, there is no way to retreat!" At this time, Wang Shangliang came over with a cup of boiling water that had just been poured from the water dispenser, walked to the boss lady and deliberately tripped over the trash can, and splashed the cup of boiling water in his hand on the fat hand of the boss lady, Wang Shangliang hurriedly apologized embarrassed.
"Sister, I'm really embarrassed, I accidentally tripped and fell, I didn't burn you. The proprietress of the small hardware store didn't even look back, she still stared at Comrade Gao Feng with the same expression just now, and said in her mouth: "Sister Shangliang, don't get in the way, don't get in the way, your sister has no advantage is that the skin is rough and the flesh is thick, and she is not afraid of being hot at all, you just pour your sister in a pot, and your sister can't feel the heat." "The boiling water just poured on her hands, this boss lady didn't feel anything, the skin was too rough, the meat was too thick, Wang Shangliang was secretly competing in her heart, she had to burn this boss lady fiercely, who let you be a high manager in front of this girl, then who is not hot.
Wang Shangliang waited next to the water dispenser for three minutes, she waited for the water dispenser to boil, and when the green light of the water dispenser turned on, she poured two cups of boiling water and brought them over, walked to the side of the proprietress, poured two cups of boiling water directly on her head, and then deliberately apologized loudly.
"Hey, sister, what's going on with me today, why can't I even walk steadily, pour water for you twice, but why did it go wrong, is it hot sister again!" Wang Shangliang really has a talent for acting, and deliberately trying to burn people is really like a miss, seamless, these two cups of boiling water are almost poured on the head of the proprietress of the small hardware store, and the proprietress who was concentrating on Manager Gao's reconciliation suddenly jumped up like an electric shock, screaming.
"My mother, you think my sister is a dead pig, I'm really not afraid of boiling water, sister, your sister is a living person, how can I stand you pouring it like this, ouch, but it's burning your sister to death!" Wang Shangliang poured boiling water, no matter how rough the skin of the boss was, no matter how thick the flesh was, she was afraid of being hot, she jumped and jumped at the time, her movement was too big, and she broke up Manager Gao's desk at once, she was lying on the desk, she didn't leave the desk when she jumped and jumped, she was still lying on the desk, but her butt was shaking, and as a result, the desk fell apart, and she sat down with a poof.
But the proprietress butt is facing the iron door of the Wen Jiàn cabinet, her weight of two hundred catties, how can the iron door of the book withstand it, the iron door collapsed at that time, the proprietress sat in the Wen Jiàn cabinet, the Wen Jiàn cabinet is not empty, there is a person in it, that person is Comrade Xiong Erwei, the deputy minister of the Ministry of Materials.
As soon as the proprietress of the little hardware sat in the Wen Jiàn cabinet, Xiong Erwei felt that the whole skeleton was broken, and he screamed like a donkey: "My mother-in-law, your ass is my Xiong Erwei's nemesis, you just sit me to death, this is really too much to dodge the first day of the first month, I Xiong Erwei is destined to be destroyed in your big ass!" Manager Gao invited several colleagues to help, and it took a lot of effort to lift the proprietress of the small hardware store out of the Wen Jiàn cabinet, and when she was lifted out, the deputy minister Xiong in the Wen Jiàn cabinet was almost flattened by her, and she was already dying.
Finally got rid of the proprietress in the small hardware store, Manager Gao breathed a sigh of relief, he also felt that the proprietress in the small hardware store was reconciled, it was really a feeling that life was worse than death, the next time I encountered this kind of reconciliation, it was best to let Minister Niu personally give her the right, in that case, maybe it would be a fulfillment of these two people.
Manager Gao is picking up the teacup to drink water, at this time there are five people in the material department, these five people are like the People's Liberation Army lined up, from high to short lined up standing in front of the door of the material department, five people are carrying big watermelons on their backs, five people are also sweating profusely, sweat beads drip down the sideburns, five people are out of breath, look at it is running.
Five people came to the material department, and the tallest one shouted slogans such as standing up, taking a break, looking left, looking forward, and standing like a military training in the army, making it very strict, and at the same time, the five people also saluted Comrade Manager Gao together, and everyone's salute was quite formal, which was very standard and imposing.
"Manager Gao, the team has been assembled, there should be five people to five people, we are here to send you watermelon, we are on the order of my father, send you watermelon, my father specially explained, you must eat all five watermelons, let us keep watching you finish eating, until the watermelon skin is carried back, after the father reviewed, now please eat watermelon, you must eat it in one go, it must be eaten!" One by one, the five people took down the big watermelons on their backs and put them in front of Manager Gao, and then they all returned to the previous queue, standing with their hands hanging down and straightening their waists, staring at Comrade Gao Feng, Gao Feng looked at the five people in front of him, and then looked at the five big watermelons in front of him, and he scratched his head.
"My mother, such a big watermelon, my manager Gao can't eat it in one breath even if he becomes a big sow!" The five people replied in unison: "Manager Gao, do you want to become a sow or a boar, then we don't care, we just carry the watermelon skin back to pay the errand." ”