Miao Buzheng is really a very scheming person, his money is hidden very deeply, even deeper than that of the Hao couple, not only hidden in shoes, but also hidden in his own department, turning his private parts into a storage room. "≤ Ding" ≤ "≤ Xiao" said, "≤ said,

Gao Feng saw that Miao Bu was taking out money from his private place, he felt very funny, he used to listen to Fang Cun and Chang Short in the material department to describe Miao Buzheng's all kinds of strange things, today it is really better to see than to hear, this goods are too strange.

"Haha, Team Leader Miao, you are really a strange person, it is better to see than to hear, and sure enough, as they said, you have turned your private parts into a storage room. ”

Miao Buzheng also corrected Gao Feng: "Brother Gao, what you said is not right, this team leader is not a storage room, but a treasure chest." ”

After Miao Bu handed Gao Feng the money, he shook Gao Feng's legs again, this guy shook Gao Feng's legs, a little like a puppy wagging his tail and begging for mercy, very pitiful.

"Brother Gao, the team leader donated the money to you, can you return the money to me now?"

Miao Bu was thinking about getting back the donation he had just taken out, when Gao Feng stepped on his palm and said.

"Team Leader Miao, you can figure it out, you are not donating money to this handsome guy, you are donating money to your own grandfather, if you want to return this donation, then you can only find your grandfather to go. ”

Miao Bu was grinning at being trampled by the peak, very uncomfortable.

"Brother Gao, what you said makes some sense, the team leader donated money to his grandfather, and if you want to get this money back, you really can't ask for it, but you can only ask my grandfather to ask for it back.

Brother Gao, but there is such a problem, the grandfather of the team leader has been dead for five years, how can the team leader ask his grandfather for money?"

Gao Feng analyzed again: "Team Leader Miao, you are wrong again, your grandfather has been dead for five years, and he can't run away, and the monk can't run away from the temple, your grandfather ran away, and the temple is not still there." ”

Miao Buzheng felt that what Gao Feng said was very right: "Brother Gao, you always speak so reasonably, the monk can't run the temple, my grandfather died and the broken temple is still there, and my grandfather is buried in that temple."

The team leader, hurry back to the village now, dig up the grandfather buried in the temple, whether he has been dead for three years or five years, this grandson will dig him out, and force him to give the team leader 10,000 yuan. ”

Miao Buzheng is a fast-moving person, he finished speaking, he moved away, he crawled away from Comrade Gao Feng, his crawling was like a lizard with a broken arm and leg, his movements were very awkward and slow, and it took three to five minutes to climb out of a distance of one meter.

"Brother Miao, this can't be done, your crawling speed is too slow, then you can only crawl back to your village in the year of the monkey, you have to crawl forward at the speed of one hundred miles that you ran just now. ”

Miao Bu is crawling so slowly, the peak can't stand it, and the rest of the people can't stand it, like Miao Bu is crawling at this speed, it's just the speed of a snail, and it takes half a day to crawl a distance of three or five meters.

As soon as the big guy said it, Miao Buzheng suddenly felt like a toilet with chicken blood, he suddenly burst out of energy, and he crawled forward at a speed of one hundred miles, which can startle the big guys, as if Miao Buzheng is a flying immortal outside the sky.

It's a pity that Miao Bu is too fast, so he can only crawl, crawling like a huge lizard, and Miao Bu is crawling fast while asking the big guy's opinion.

"Comrades, if the team leader crawls like this, is it the Year of the Monkey or will he climb to the village of the team leader in the Year of the Horse?"

The big guys told him together: "Team Leader Miao, as long as you speed up a little more, how can you use the Year of the Monkey to get home, you can get home this year, you can still get home before breakfast tomorrow, you can still drink a bowl of pumpkin porridge cooked by your grandfather, even if your grandfather has been dead for five years, he will be happy to get up and cook a bowl of pumpkin porridge for you." ”

What a terrible thing these guys said, a grandfather who had been dead for five years still crawled out of the grave bag and cooked a bowl of pumpkin porridge for his grandson Miao Buzheng, which scared Miao Buzheng to death on the spot.

Anyway, he got the affirmation of the big guy, Comrade Miao Buzheng accelerated again, he crawled forward at a speed of one hundred and twenty miles, and the asphalt road was pulled down by Miao Buzheng's four hooves, making potholes and uneven, and it was also a flying sand and rocks again, as if there was a sandstorm.

Miao Bu was crawling away quickly, and Comrade Xiong Erwei came to Gao Feng's face, his trademark smile was several times more ugly than the cry.

"Brother Xiong, are you uncomfortable, or are you uncomfortable?"

Xiong Erwei grinned: "Brother Gao, Brother Ben Xiong is a little uncomfortable, you have returned everyone's donations, you haven't returned Brother Ben Xiong's donations to me, like the deep feelings of you and my brother, then Brother Ben Xiong is not uncomfortable." ”

Gao Feng said: "Brother Xiong, why are you uncomfortable, you should be happy, your donation has already been returned to you, and it should be the first one to be returned to you, which proves that our brothers have a very deep relationship." ”

Xiong Erwei said in surprise: "What, Brother Gao, you just pull the ball, my brother Xiong was the first to get the donation back, when did you return this brother Xiong." ”

Gao Feng said: "Brother Xiong, it's not interesting for you to say this, you are obviously the first to get the donation back, why did you repay the account, this is not your Brother Xiong's personality." ”

Xiong Erwei jumped up, he was low, he jumped up a meter high, and he could only reach the shoulders of the peak.

"Brother Gao, this is so wrong, what do you mean by this, Brother Ben Xiong donated a huge sum of two hundred and fifty yuan, when will Brother Ben Xiong get one point back. ”

Gao Feng held Xiong Erwei, who jumped up: "Brother Xiong, you are embarrassed to say, these two hundred and fifty yuan is a huge amount of money, and you are the one who has donated the least, almost a dime."

Brother Xiong, did you carry the sack back just now, and when you carried it back, did this handsome guy give you one hundred and fifty yuan for the first time?"

Gao Feng pressed Xiong Erwei and kicked his buttocks, and was sitting on a small pointed stone, so painful that Comrade Xiong Erwei screamed: "It's so comfortable, it's so comfortable!"

Brother Gao, you press Brother Ben Xiong twice, how come Brother Ben Xiong has never had such a stimulating feeling, this feeling is too wonderful.

Brother Gao, that's right, let's pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other, you also sue Brother Xiong, this is a bet with Miao Buzheng, and you still swear that Miao Buzheng will definitely lose this game. ”

Gao Feng felt that Xiong Erwei's eggs were about to break, and this product also shouted 'comfortable', is this the most wonderful chopsticks feeling at the moment when the eggshell is broken, so that it can have a chopsticks feeling, which is really unpredictable.

In order to satisfy Xiong Erwei's chopsticks, Gao Feng lifted Xiong Erwei up again, lifted him more than a meter high and pressed him down, making his body collide violently with the sharp stone.

"Well, yes, there's nothing wrong with that, this one hundred and five is the donation to you, or your brother Gao is angry, treat your friends like a warm heart, and return Brother Xiong's money to you as soon as possible, you should thank this brother." ”

Xiong Erwei was pressed on the sharp stone by Gao Feng five times or three times, he just screamed again and again, as if the ** was stacked, and he also enjoyed it very much.

"Wow, Brother Gao, you make it so comfortable, don't stop, you keep moving like this, Brother Ben Xiong enjoys it very much."

Brother Gao, hearing you say this, Brother Ben Xiong also understood, it turns out that you are really warm-hearted, for the sake of your brother's ribs, you didn't return the donation to Brother Ben Xiong for the first time, Brother Ben Xiong wants to thank you very much.

However, Brother Gao, Brother Ben Xiong's account is not right, Brother Ben Xiong donated 250 yuan, and you only paid back 15 yuan to Brother Ben Xiong, so why don't you return the other 100 yuan to me. ”

Gao Feng felt very strange, it was very dangerous to move like this, and it was also to touch the stone with an egg, not to mention that this brother Xiong was still two meat eggs, which might be a little worse than the hardness of the egg.

However, the strange thing is that this Comrade Brother Xiong not only does not feel painful, but he has a comfortable feeling of chopsticks.

Gao Feng was very surprised, and he also asked Xiong Erwei: "Brother Xiong, there is something unknown about this brother, you let this handsome brother do this dangerous action many times and again, have you secretly practiced the incorruptible body of gold and steel, and your private place is as hard as iron?"

Xiong Erwei replied: "Brother Gao, how can Brother Ben Xiong practice what kind of gold and steel is not bad, how can Brother Ben Xiong be as hard as iron, Brother Ben Xiong's place has already been broken by you, you broke it the first time, you didn't see the blood flowing under Brother Ben Xiong." ”

Gao Feng looked down, and sure enough, as Xiong Erwei said, his private parts had already been torn, his crotch was dripping with blood, and the stone was all red stone, and even the ground was covered in blood, as if a chicken had just been slaughtered.

Gao Feng shouted: "Brother Xiong, you have already broken, you are bleeding like this, then why do you still ask this brother to continue to press you, you are still shouting comfortably, why don't you let this brother stop early." ”

At this time, Xiong Erwei was like a chicken's head had been twisted several times, his whole head was hanging on his neck, and there was only a residual breath left before he was out of breath, Xiong Erwei replied listlessly.

"Brother Gao, you have lived with Brother Ben Xiong for a few months, you don't even know Brother Ben Xiong, Brother Ben Xiong likes to talk back the most, Brother Ben Xiong says that it is comfortable, but it is a backword. ”

Gao Feng then shouted: "I'll check, Brother Xiong, this brother really forgot about this stubble, don't you like to talk back every time, I'm really sorry, next time this brother must remember." ”

Xiong Erwei is indeed such a characteristic, he likes to talk the opposite, for example, like now, he is talking the opposite, in fact, he can't stand it for a long time, so that now his private parts are like being stabbed countless times, and the whole person is about to die.

"Brother Xiong, you have to hold on, your two hundred and five can you still get it back, this brother has to analyze it for you, your one hundred yuan is in Miao Buzheng, I bet with you that it is one hundred and five of this brother, and Miao Buzheng is one hundred, adding up to two hundred and five." ”

Originally, Comrade Xiong Erwei was like a chicken who was about to lose his breath, but after listening to Gao Feng's analysis, he suddenly became energetic.

"That's right, Brother Ben Xiong thinks about it now, that Miao Buzheng bastard hasn't given Brother Ben Xiong a hundred yuan, this is a big fool, he can fool others, he can't fool Ben Xiong, this goods is to run to the sky, Brother Ben Xiong will chase him up, and then let him hand over a hundred yuan. ”

Comrade Xiong Erwei suddenly became more energetic, and as he spoke, he jumped out, like a mad beast, chasing in the direction where Miao Bu was crawling at a speed of one hundred and twenty-five.