Chapter 439: The private part became a storage room

When the thirty singing girls in the song hall left, the owner of the song hall wanted to sing and the proprietress wanted to cry and the couple walked to the peak, and the couple asked the peak for a donation.

Gao Feng couldn't help but be happy when he saw the miserable appearance of the good couple, the big faces of the couple were even bigger, one and a half times larger than the original, and bigger than the wheat bucket that measured the wheat, as if it was installed on the necks of their couple, which was extremely inconsistent.

The faces of the Hao couple are already big, which is one and a half times larger than the original, and it is estimated that the big faces of the couple can be seen from several kilometers away, and it is estimated that the satellite can capture their big faces, which is too obvious.

Hao's big face was given by Miao Buzheng, and this thing slapped their big mouths hard, making the big faces of the two bigger and more obvious.

Gao Feng looked at this pair of surprisingly big faces, and it was really hilarious.

"Oh, good brother, good sister-in-law, your big face is too obvious, you can be called the first big face on the earth, it is estimated that your face can be seen on the moon, you can't lose it anywhere. ”

The good couple is also hehe, "Handsome guy, we have such a characteristic, this is also called husband and wife, a couple born by nature, people can't find it with a lantern, we found it as soon as we looked for it, and we found each other as a couple at a glance."

Handsome guy, it doesn't mean anything to talk to you about, we don't have any particularly emotional stories, and we don't have any vigorous love, let alone love to death, we are just a plain and ordinary couple.

Oh, handsome guy, the past can't be mentioned again, it's just two lines of tears, or don't regret these sad things, it's important for us to do the right thing, you hurry up and return our money to us, our husband and wife are good to run. ”

The eyes of the Hao couple were still red, and the snot that the proprietress wanted to cry fell off, and it fell for more than half a meter, and the speed of her sad tears was strangely fast, no worse than those senior actors.

"Haha, good brother, good sister-in-law, this handsome guy asked you what money you wanted, people asked for money because they donated, you ask yourself, did you donate?"

The good couple didn't donate in the first place, and they still wanted to fool others into donating to themselves, Gao Feng asked them like this, the couple ∷∷∷∷, m.β–‘.cβ˜†omstyle_tt; The woman was asked, and they looked at each other.

"Want to sing, do we donate?"

"Want to cry, did we donate?"

Both of them shook their big faces together: "No, it's true that we didn't even donate." ”

"Handsome guy, don't we have a donation, so we can't get the donation back?"

The Hao couple asked Gao Feng, Gao Feng smiled: "Good brother, good sister-in-law, do you still need to ask, you didn't even donate, how can you get the donation back, you must first take out the money and hand it over to this handsome guy, and this handsome guy can return the money to you." ”

The Hao couple replied together: "Handsome guy, that's right, it should be like this, then let's donate first, and then you can return the money to us." ”

The good couple understood this problem, they were ready to look for money, the boss really wanted to sing the money from the shoes, when he took out the 10,000 yuan from the soles of the shoes, the smell was so strong that it almost smoked people to death.

Three flies flew from the garbage can and were smoked to death on the spot, and one mouse was also killed on the spot, without even having time to scream.

The people at the scene all covered their noses, and they didn't dare to breathe, and a feeling of suffocation permeated the door of the entire song hall.

"My dear, my meat, good boss, how many days have you not washed your feet, you are the first stinky foot. ”

Fortunately, the good boss's 10,000 yuan was wrapped in a convenience bag, otherwise Gao Feng really didn't dare to take it, so he wanted to sing and uncover the convenience bag, and Gao Feng accepted the money.

After accepting the money that the boss wanted to sing, the boss wanted to cry and took out the money, which was also 10,000 yuan, but she took it out from her murderous department.

"My dear, my meat, it's really not a family that doesn't enter the door, you couple are really a perfect match, one hides the money in the soles of the shoes, and the other hides the money in the underwear, how did you come up with it. ”

Not only was Gao Feng very surprised, but even everyone present was surprised, this couple was really a perfect match, and they even hid money so tacitly.

After the Hao couple handed over the money to Gao Feng, the two asked Comrade Gao Feng to go back.

"Handsome guy, we have already donated, so you can return it to us now, so that we can run away quickly." ”

Comrade Gao Feng smiled: "Haha, good brother, good sister-in-law, with donations like you, your money has just been taken out, you have to go back, this money is not hot yet." ”

The Hao couple answered: "Handsome guy, what are you, what's not hot, this money has long been covered with heat, and it has been covering the soles of our shoes and the murderous department, and there is already a temperature." ”

Gao Feng said: "Good brother, good sister-in-law, this handsome guy knows that this money has a temperature, I just got it to this handsome guy for less than a few seconds, the pause time is too short, it should be like they donated just now, you have to stay longer, don't you want to run, then you run first, and when you run back, this handsome guy will return the money to you." ”

The good couple said: "Handsome guy, there is some truth in your words, it is true that the time in your hands is too short, such a large amount, you probably hold it for the first time in your hands, you haven't felt it yet, then we will listen to you, we will run away first and then come back to get our money." ”

After the good couple finished, they really ran up, ran thirty meters away, and came back.

"Handsome guy, why are we running away, we haven't gotten the money yet, what kind of road are we running, people take the money to run, this has no money to run the ball road, you give us the money and run away." ”

Gao Feng said: "Good brother, good sister-in-law, why are you blind, if you want to run, you have to run away with a lot of money, what kind of road do you run with 20,000 yuan, it's not as much as a beggar to ask for."

You two, your five million haven't been recovered yet, I guess it's not you who ran away, but your two lovers who ran away.

Two, this handsome guy has a Jianyì, you have to hurry up and chase those two lovers and get back your own money before you can run away.

Both, you should also think about it, compared with the five million and the twenty thousand, who is more and who is less, who is light and who is heavy, you will not be as ignorant as kindergarten children. ”

Gao Feng analyzed it, and the Hao couple seemed to understand, and they also remembered that their five million hadn't been recovered yet, and they were chased by the big guy as Comrade Miao Buzheng just now, and they were beaten up by fat, and as a result, they forgot about the five million.

"Handsome guy, thank you for the reminder, even a fool can know it, of course five million is more than twenty thousand, or more, if five million is in front of him, which fool will not choose five million, but choose twenty thousand. ”

Gao Feng said: "Good brother, good sister-in-law, since you understand this simple truth, then what are you husband and wife still rubbing, don't hurry up to recover the five million that belongs to you, with the speed of you just running a hundred miles, this handsome guy also believes that you will not be able to recover the five million in less than a day." ”

The Hao couple really listened to the persuasion, and before they could finish listening to the peak words, the couple ran away, directly speeding up to a hundred miles, running at full capacity, and jumping out like two fat pigs.

The Hao couple jumped out wildly and returned to the peak at the same time.

"Handsome guy, don't worry, we will definitely not be able to recover our dirty money in less than a day, and we also measure that this pair of bastards will not run a hundred miles of speed, and they will not be able to get up to high speed. ”

Gao Feng thought to himself, what are you doing on the highway with five million, just take the plane and slip away, you chase other people's planes at a speed of 100 miles, it is estimated that it is beyond reach, and that is also the effect of the opposite.

After the Hao couple ran away, Gao Feng returned the donations from the group of people in the project department, including Mei Gui and Wang Xiaoyue, as well as the donations of the proprietress broccoli, and the donations of the young woman Ma Lanhua.

Including the two contractor leaders Xiong Jiaojiao and Qi Angang, as well as the two supervising engineers Tu Dacai and Yue Ming, after they got back the donation, they were very grateful to Comrade Gao Feng, so they knelt down and kowtowed to him, holding Gao Feng's thigh for a long time.

After these people were divided, Miao Bu was climbing under Gao Feng's feet, and he grabbed the soles of Gao Feng's feet and asked.

"Brother Gao, you are the master of Qingtian, you are a very fair person, you returned all the donations to the big guy, and the handsome guy's donation should also be returned to the team leader. ”

Gao Feng asked: "Team Leader Miao, this handsome guy asked you a word, have you donated money, have you taken out the money yourself?"

Gao Feng's question also stopped Miao Buzheng, and he lay on the ground and thought for five minutes for a while, and then slammed his head into the ground.

"Brother Gao, look at your brother Miao's head, why are you so stupid, the team leader remembered it, the team leader did not come up with money to donate, is the team leader still human, the team leader's grandfather has cancer, and he will have surgery tomorrow morning, how can he not take the lead in donating to his grandfather as a grandson, is this still a good grandson, that is not a grandson at all." ”

Miao Bu is like this, Gao Feng thinks that this thing is a head hit the ground and a broken head, his own grandfather has been dead for more than five years, he made up a story in order to fool the big guy, and moved the big guy to make everyone donate, how did he forget about it.

"Well, Team Leader Miao, yours are too right, you are too right, everyone else has donated to your grandfather, how can you not donate to your grandfather as a grandson, is that still a grandson, it is purely a brute, I believe that Team Leader Miao cannot be a pure brute. ”

As soon as he heard the word "beast", Miao Buzheng became energetic, and he lay on the ground and said with his neck crossed.

"How is it possible, this team leader can't be a pure beast, this team leader is the most filial grandson. ”

Miao Bu was taking out 10,000 yuan from three places, 3,000 yuan from each of the two soles, and 4,000 yuan from his own department, which became his cornucopia, and stuffed everything into it, and stole garlic and vinegar and other things, which were also stuffed in his own department.

"Brother Miao, your private place has become a storage room, hide everything in it. ”