Chapter 517: A way to kill two birds with one stone

There is no regret medicine in the world, but people often live in regret, just like the small amount of oil of this proprietress , when dozens of stall owners rushed up and opened the opening mode for her, she completely regretted it. ∈ β†— top novel,

Her last sentence was that everyone didn't dare to touch half of her cold hair, but everyone plucked her hair, and in a moment the proprietress had a small amount of oil like a plucked hen.

The proprietress shouted in a low voice, and at the last moment she called for help to Gao Shuai, it is estimated that she also regarded Gao Handsome as a life-saving straw, and wanted to grab him as a life-saving straw.

"Senior engineer, this boss lady is willing to be responsible for you no matter what the situation, but this boss lady is now at a critical juncture, you should be responsible for me once, please come and save me, if you don't lend a helping hand, this boss lady will die!"

Dozens of people punched and kicked the boss lady in a circle, even if the amount of oil was small and made of iron, it would be beaten flat by everyone, and it would really kill someone.

When the proprietress shouted the word "responsible" again, the handsome guy Gao was so upset that he wanted to hit the tofu, if a man said such a thing in the face of his beloved girl, the girl would be moved to death, but the boss lady asked Gao Feng to be responsible for her, and the handsome guy Gao felt disgusting like never before.

"Grandma's, Mrs. Oil, this handsome guy has warned you many times, don't say the word responsible again, you don't know that this handsome guy has a bad stomach, as long as he feels nauseous, he wants to vomit. ”

"Oh, senior engineer, you are a senior intellectual, at this time of life and death, what are you paying attention to so much, you hurry up and save the life of this boss." ”

The proprietress couldn't hold on to the small amount of oil, the only person she could ask for help was Comrade Gao Feng, the driver fritters were not only unreliable, but he also became one of the ones who plucked his eyebrows, and he was ruthless to himself, and he gritted his teeth and told sΓΉ that the amount of oil was small.

"Sister Oil, do you know why my fritters are cruel to you, it's because when I took the driver's license test for my fritters, people only needed 1,000 yuan to get it all, but you charged me 1,100 yuan, this is the consequence of you charging an extra 100 yuan. ”

The fritters even crushed two back molars and spit on the face of the proprietress with a small amount of oil, and the hateful state is needless to say.

"Fritters, this boss lady charged you an extra 100 yuan, that's because you are my acquaintance in the same village, and now making money is the money you earn from relatives, friends and acquaintances, this is not my small amount of oil, all people who do business are like this, this can't be blamed on your sister, you can only blame the strange circle of businessmen." ”

When the proprietress asked for help for the second time, the handsome guy Gao still came to the rescue, and the people in Tulou Town had seen it, which can be said to be obvious to all.

This kid is a well-known tough guy, not to mention three or five people, even thirty or fifty people can't get close to the front, not to mention that most of the stall owners who set up stalls are old, weak, sick and middle-aged, and they have almost no ability to compete with Gao handsome guys, except for the young driver fritters who can be similar in age to Gao handsome guys.

When the handsome guy roared: "Folks, stop it, otherwise, I'm going to do it!"

The villagers immediately really stopped, and they also flashed a place at the same time, only the fritters and his proprietress had a small amount of oil in this place, and everyone pointed to the fritters and said to the handsome guy.

"Handsome guy, we have heard of your ability Cheng DΓΉ for a long time, and we have also seen you use one block ten kung fu, your kung fu is so good that it is estimated that it can be compared with Qiao Feng in "Dragon Babu", we are not your opponent at all, so we flashed a vacant lot.

Handsome guy, we are all old, and we have lost the ability to compete with you, and here we also think that there is only one person who can compete with you, and that is this young lad fritters. ”

Everyone pointed to Comrade Fritters in unison, and Comrade Fritters cried with a fritter face.

"Folks, you don't do this, you all say that the senior engineer is on par with the Qiao gang leader in "Tianlong Babu", so how can my fritters compete with him, and my fritters are not Gusu Murong Fu, so how many tricks can I deal with. ”

"Gang Leader Qiao, Ben Fritters is just a weak little man, that is a character who blows both sides of the wind, don't meet me, I don't have the same knowledge as you, our mineral water does not violate the well water." ”

The attitude of this fritter comrade became very fast, and he turned his face and smiled at Gao Feng, who glared at him and scolded.

"Fritters, you are indeed a fucking wall grass, the wind blows on both sides, didn't you tell everyone before you jumped out of the car just now, saying that this handsome guy and the oil boss lady are a pair of dog men and women, but this handsome guy kept it in mind, you said that you are not Gusu Murong Fu, this handsome guy thinks you are Murong Fu, your Dou Zhuan Xing is so powerful, now let Ben Handsome Guy come to understand your Dou Zhuan Xing Jiao." ”

Gao Feng didn't eat this, stared at the fritters and forced them over, and Comrade Churby was so frightened that his legs and stomachs turned tendons, his legs kept trembling, and he said in a slurred voice.

"Gao Gang Master, don't make fun of me, how can I fight and change the stars, I can only run away, but when I see you, I can't even throw my legs.

Gao Gang Master, when I said that just now, it was also said casually, the purpose is to shirk my own responsibility and transfer all the responsibility to my sister.

Gao Gang Master, you haven't seen the wicked sue first, my fritters belong to the wicked person who sued first, you just understand this truth, I don't do the wicked, who is the wicked, this is also the law of good and evil, how can no wicked person reflect a good person like you. ”

This comrade fritter was so reasonable and arrogant, Gao Feng didn't pay attention to him, and directly pinched his two arms upside down and raised them above his head.

When Gao Feng put Comrade Fritters upside down on top of his head, Gao Feng thought of making a mistake, the fritter brother was so frightened that he was urinating, and the urine that flowed out flowed down the top of the fritters, and flowed directly to Gao Feng's neck for a hot feeling, and Gao Feng felt that this mistake was a big mistake.

"I'll check, you're a fritter, people pee their pants down the trouser legs, why are you different and flow backwards along your top?"

"Gao Gang Master, you put this fritter on the top of your head, it can flow down your trouser legs, I don't have that ability, this is also called smart but smart mistaken, people who seem to be smart often make low-level mistakes. ”

There was a stain of urine on his neck, and Gao Feng was also very angry, and he beat the fritters on the ground eight times like a dead dog before throwing him aside in relief.

"Gao Gang Master, this boss lady knows that you will come to the rescue, this boss lady knows that you will be responsible for me, this boss lady also solemnly tells you again, I will definitely be responsible for you to the end!"

"The amount of oil is small, this handsome guy solemnly warns you again, if you say it again, you will definitely be responsible for me, and then this handsome guy will strangle you here. ”

The proprietress also followed the fritters to call Gao Feng the leader of the high gang, and she once again told Gao Feng affectionately that she would definitely be responsible for him to the end, Comrade Gao Feng was completely furious, and grabbed the neck of the small amount of oil with one hand and scolded.

"Oh, senior engineer, why does this boss lady have a feeling of suffocation, is this such a feeling when you are particularly nervous?"

This small oil lady is really a wonder, she was choked by Gao Feng's big hand, how can it not be a feeling of suffocation, if Gao Feng uses a little force, she will be out of breath, and she will worship the world.

"Handsome guy, the proprietress bumped into us with a small amount of oil, why do you still want to help her, are you just like what the fritters said, do you have such a relationship with this small amount of oil proprietress?"

Everyone was puzzled by the small amount of oil saved by Gao Feng, so they questioned Gao Feng face to face, and Gao Feng waved his hand.

"Folks, the small amount of oil has damaged your stall, and you are looking for her to ask for compensation, which is a natural thing.

Originally, this was a justifiable thing, but when you made such a fuss, you were unreasonable again.

Don't you know that beating people is a crime, if it weren't for this handsome guy's timely action, it is estimated that you would have beaten people to death.

Folks, don't you know, the compensation for a life is close to one million, and if the small proprietress is killed by you, then you have to pay one million.

Folks, if you didn't kill the proprietress with a small amount of oil, but beat her into a vegetative person, then the result of your compensation would be even more incalculable, and maybe more than one million.

Folks, the proprietress has a small amount of oil and damaged your stall, I visually inspected it, and it is estimated that it is less than 30,000 yuan, she could have compensated you 30,000 yuan, but you broke her again, and you have to take out 1 million to compensate, and spread it evenly among your personal heads, it is estimated that it is close to 30,000.

Folks, you are all people who do business every day, you are all people who settle accounts every day, don't you know how to calculate this account, it's not worth the loss. ”

As soon as Gao Feng analyzed with everyone, everyone suddenly realized, and patted their thighs and shouted.

"Yes, handsome guy, if you didn't say that, we didn't settle this account at all, this is still a loss-making business. ”

"Handsome guy, the person who asked us to make a small amount of oil is Secretary Bai, is he considered the person behind the scenes, we should find him to comment. ”

Everyone also remembered that the idea of killing the chicken to show the monkey was the new secretary, and the idea of the white transaction, he should be regarded as the instigator behind the scenes.

"Folks, of course, as a state cadre and a parent official in the town, how can he know the law and break the law, and instruct everyone to beat the boss with a small amount of oil, of course we have to find him to comment. ”

Gao Feng and everyone thought that they wanted to find a white transaction review, but everyone found that the white transaction had been facing away from everyone, and this guy also fulfilled the promise just now, as long as everyone hit the boss lady for a small amount of oil, he turned his back and acted as if he didn't see it.

"Secretary Bai, you can turn your face, the battle is over. ”

When everyone called him, Bai Deal turned his face.

"Oh, it's over so soon, I thought it would take forty-five minutes, aren't you halftime now?"

This Secretary Bai thought everyone was playing football, and there was still two halves and a halftime break.

"Secretary Bai, don't pretend to be garlic, what kind of intermission, play for forty-five minutes, the amount of oil will die early, do you really let us kill her?"

"Folks, how is it possible, I'm the town secretary, how can I hope to kill someone, I just want to solve the problem for you, didn't you break the stall by the oil boss, and now you have injured people again, and your hair has been plucked.

Folks, so this problem has been solved, you have also suffered losses, and now she is also injured, so your losses between each other can be written off, do you think this method of killing two birds with one stone is high?"