The new secretary and mayor of Tulou Town came up with an idea of killing two birds with one stone, so that the losses between everyone could be written off, and he asked everyone very proudly. ∑ top novel,

"Folks, this secretary has always liked Jin Yong's novels, and he has been very obsessed with it since he was a child.

Folks, Jin Yong wrote fifteen novels in his life, and the first word of each of his novels is connected to a couplet, Fei (Flying Fox Gaiden) Snow (Snow Mountain Flying Fox) Lian (Liancheng Jue) Heaven (Tianlong Babu) Shooting (Legend of the Condor Heroes) Bai (White Horse Howling West Wind) Deer (Lu Ding Ji), Laughing (Smiling Proud Jianghu) Book (Book Sword Enmity Record) God (Condor Heroes) Xia (Chivalrous Xing) Yi (Heaven and Dragon Slayer) Bi (Blue Blood Sword) Mandarin (Mandarin Duck Knife). There is also a short story "Yue Nu Sword", which is Jin Yong's 15 novels.

Folks, among these novels, although I like each of them very much, my favorite is "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", and "Dragon Babu", which this secretary thinks are the two most classic novels.

Folks, through the true meaning of the secretary's comprehension of Jin Yong's martial arts novels, this secretary always thinks about learning to apply, and applies the insights in martial arts to real life.

For example, the strategy of killing two birds with one stone used by this secretary just now comes directly to Jin Yong's "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", and this secretary also thinks that this trick is really high!"

"You are tall, you are called a white transaction, then we have lost more than 30,000 yuan, she has plucked out her oil and hair, who is responsible for this loss, is this responsible for ourselves?

White deal, Jin Yong's martial arts true meaning, that makes you abuse it like this, you are killing two birds with one stone, you are just a bad person, isn't this more than worth the loss, where is Gao?"

"That's right, your aunt is tall, with such a high move, originally only one side lost, and now you have lost both, no one has benefited, you are killing two birds with one stone, then we will all become the eagles you shoot." ”

The white deal has not yet been completed, and the villagers are annoyed, one side has suffered a loss, and now it is a good loss for both sides.

"Alas, folks, you are unreasonable like this, this secretary is indeed killing two birds with one stone, this secretary is indeed a good trick, you have to admit it.

Folks, you were hit by the oil boss lady and damaged the stall, and then you plucked out the hair of the oil boss, you can see how miserable it is to pluck people, the places where people can grow hair are bare, and the beard on the mouth is gone.

Folks, the oil boss bullied you, and you returned it, isn't this just leveling each other, none of you owe anyone, isn't that a write-off, where is the loss here, the losses are all offset by each other!"

Bai Transaction is worthy of being a senior manager of a securities company, and the tongue in his mouth is estimated to be four inches, and it is still a tongue that is not rotten, of course, if you are in a hurry to eat hot pot, it is also possible to be burned.

Bai Jie spoke abruptly, while pointing to the small amount of oil of the proprietress of oil, especially pointing to the mouth of the small amount of oil, indeed as he said, the current proprietress has almost no oil and has become a bare woman.

Some women have hairs on their mouths, such as this lady's oily mouth, and it looks thick, like a man's thick beard.

Bai Deal said that the proprietress had a beard on her small mouth, which wronged her, she did not have a beard, but a very thick hair.

Comrade Gao Feng also felt a little disgusted with the thick hairs on the boss's oily mouth, how do you look like she has a long beard, not with long hair and a fierce part, but really thinks she is a fierce man.

Therefore, when the proprietress said that she was responsible for Comrade Gao Feng, Comrade Gao Feng felt extremely disgusted, and always felt that it was like a bearded man saying this to himself, and there was a sense of disgust from the soles of his feet upwards.

Now it's different, the hairs on the boss's oily mouth have been plucked out, and I don't know who did it, it is estimated that this person is also very disgusted with the hairs on the woman's mouth.

When Bai Transaction pointed to his mouth and said something, the proprietress had a small amount of oil but was not very willing.

"White deal, why do you say this, this boss lady, isn't there such a sentence, no hair on the mouth is not firm, this boss lady likes to have hair on the mouth, so it is firm, for example, I have always emphasized that I am responsible for the senior engineer, and I am very confident when I have hair on my mouth, and now I feel that I am not confident enough to say it. ”

"I'll check, you go to die, you stinky boss lady can't get around it, this handsome guy has warned you again and again not to say this, you just don't have a long memory. ”

As long as the proprietress has a small amount of oil and speaks to Gao Feng with that weird demeanor, Gao Feng will be angry, his eyes are red, and he can't wait to kick this proprietress into the quicksand river.

The proprietress had prepared in advance, and when Gao Feng was so angry that she raised her legs, she had already run behind Bai Trading, and made a grimace at him with Bai Trading's body, as naughty as a child of a few years old.

"Hehe, people say that good men don't fight with women, good men never beat women, you have to be a good man. ”

"I'll check, this handsome guy is for a woman like you, it's a time to see and beat, this handsome guy also wants to be a man who specializes in beating bad women, if you have the ability, don't hide behind Secretary Bai. ”

When Gao Feng said this, he also felt very bored, it was not like he had returned to his childhood, and he was playing hide and seek with his childhood companions, it seems that people always have a stubborn childlike heart.

"White deal, what you said also has some truth, the small amount of oil hit our stall, and we plucked her hair again, it is the same that both sides are even, and both sides are not in debt.

However, we both have losses, our stall is still broken, and her small amount of hair has been plucked out and has not grown immediately, who is responsible for this loss?"

The words of the white transaction, the villagers were still confused, and they didn't come up with a reason for a long time, but Gao Feng spoke to everyone.

"Folks, this is a simple question, you are just confused by Secretary Bai, this handsome guy is here to figure it out for you.

Folks, your stall was damaged by the proprietress with a small amount of oil, and your losses should be borne by the boss's small amount of oil and the driver's fritters.

Folks, later you listened to Secretary Bai's instigation, and you injured the proprietress with a small amount of oil, and the responsibility for the small amount of oil should have been your responsibility, but ......"

"Handsome guy, but whatever, killing to pay for life, paying off debts, we hurt the small amount of oil, then we have to be responsible, she crashed our stall again, so the responsibility between us is written off, and there is no responsibility for each other." ”

"That's right, the trick of killing two birds with one stone in the white transaction really solved the mutual responsibility between us, but we have all suffered losses, can we only bear it ourselves?"

Gao Feng But before he could say the following words, everyone refuted Gao Feng, and Gao Feng said loudly.

"Folks, what kind of write-off, this can't be written off, whose idea is it to let you hurt the boss's wife, that's Secretary Bai's idea, he is the one who instigated you to hurt the boss's wife.

Folks, if there is no Secretary Bai to instigate you, the responsibility for hurting the boss's wife should be attributed to you, but your injury to the boss is the result of Secretary Bai's instigation, and the responsibility will be borne by Secretary Bai. ”

"Handsome guy, you're joking, it's still wrong for this secretary to kill two birds with one stone, this secretary is a bowl of water, and there is no direction for any side.

Handsome guy, you said that the secretary should be responsible for hurting the oil boss, but the secretary didn't even move his hand, and he didn't pull out half a hair from her, why should I be responsible, what kind of reason are you, you have no reason for this. ”

"That's right, handsome guy, what Secretary Bai said makes sense, your reason is untenable, he Secretary Bai didn't do it at all, he didn't even touch it, and the small amount of oil was plucked by us, where did he come from. ”

When Gao Feng analyzed the responsibility for everyone, Bai Deal was unwilling, and the villagers were also unwilling, thinking that Bai Deal didn't do it, so he had no responsibility.

"Oh, why can't I tell you clearly, he Secretary Bai didn't do it, but he is the one who instigated you, that is, the instigator behind the scenes, such as the hired murderer, not only the murderer is responsible, but the instigator behind the scenes is also responsible, such a simple truth, you still don't understand. ”

"Handsome guy, if you say this, the secretary is going to refute you again, you said that you hired murderers, the instigators behind the scenes, it was all behind the scenes, but this secretary has been standing here, and there is no curtain in front of this secretary, how can you become the instigator behind the scenes, you give this secretary a reasonable explanation. ”

"Handsome guy, Secretary Bai is right, people have been standing here, they are not behind the scenes at all, how can he be regarded as the instigator behind the scenes, you are too far-fetched, your reason is untenable. ”

"Yes, your reason is really untenable, Secretary Bai is not the instigator behind the scenes. ”

Gao Feng made Bai Deal like the instigator behind the scenes, and Bai Deal and the villagers came out to refute him, so angry that Gao Feng really blew his beard and glared.

"I'll check, you fools, you know how pigs are stupid to death, pigs are stupid like you.

Damn, you stupid bastards, the mastermind behind the scenes must be behind the scenes, and he must also get a curtain in front of him, so those women in Arab countries have to cover a piece of cloth when they go out, then they are all behind the scenes.

Folks, I'm just a simple example, explaining that the loss of your injured boss should be responsible for Secretary Bai.

Folks, if you are obsessed with not understanding this relationship, then you can only bear these losses, and you will consider yourself unlucky. ”

"Bai Deal, I won't call you Secretary Bai anymore, this handsome guy thinks that you are still far away from the secretary, your heart is not right, you are not really solving the problem of people's livelihood, you are trying to fish in troubled waters."

White deal, whether you are here to fish in troubled waters, or for other purposes, you meet this handsome guy today, this handsome guy has to give you three tasks, you must complete these three tasks, otherwise this handsome guy will be unkind to you.

Bai deal, you listen to this handsome guy, the first limit is for you to clean up the garbage mountain on the cross street of Tulou Town within a week, the second is for you to establish a standard centralized farmers' market within a month, and the third is that the completed farmers' market is not allowed to charge a penny from these stall owners!"

This group of villagers couldn't turn their brains, and they were so angry that Gao Feng was also very angry, and after he scolded this group of villagers, he gave Bai Deal three more tasks.