Chapter 541 Pretending to be a plainclothes policeman
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Gao Feng received a call from Ji Wei and asked him to drive to pick them up, Gao Feng asked Comrade Ji Wei, didn't you go on a bicycle, you just rode back, why do you want me to pick you up. Top Novel,
Ji Wei was about to cry on the phone, there was nothing wrong with them riding a bicycle, but now the tires of the bicycle are out of gas, the front and rear tires are out of gas, and the tires can't be ridden back without gas.
Gao Feng said, don't you just run out of gas, find a place to cheer up and ride back.
Ji Wei cried again, we are not just a problem of the tires running out of gas, but the tires are broken, the front and rear tires are broken, there is no way to pump up, we have blown the nozzle with our mouths, and the result does not work at all.
Gao Feng said, since the tire is broken, then push the car to find a place to repair the car, and then come back after the bicycle is repaired, and I also know that this kind of bicycle has no inner tube, then it is a vacuum bicycle tire, just make up the outer tire.
Ji Wei continued to cry, this is not only a problem of a broken tire, it can't be mended at all, the front and rear tires of our bicycle have been cut by people's blades, just like disemboweling, and there is no tire skin left.
When Gao Feng heard this, there was really no way, so he could only pick up these two viagras, and Gao Feng also told them to wait a little longer, this is not off work yet, and I will pick them up after dinner.
After Gao Feng finished dinner, he drove a sweaty BMW to pick up Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, the two viagras sent Gao Feng an address, Gao Feng looked for the old man according to this address for a long time, looking for an alley, and almost searched the entire Xiaoyue City, only to find two viagras in a small alley.
Gao Feng looked at the two viagras, Gao Feng almost didn't die of laughter, don't mention the miserable strength of these two viagras, carrying the bicycle with a head of sweat, and the clothes were also sprinkled one by one, just like the Qingming paper flag hung by people on the grave during the Qingming season.
The shoes of the two viagras were also gone, and the two big feet were barefoot, covered in scars, with long scratches from the women, and marks from the blades, and blood was bubbling up.
The faces of the two viagras can not be seen, the nose is blue and the face is swollen and deformed several times, and the nosebleeds are still dripping all the way.
"Ouch, two viagras, what are you doing here, have you met a dog, or have you met a ****, you have made yourself so miserable?"
Gao Feng didn't see these two people carrying two green bicycles, he really didn't dare to recognize the two of them, this strange appearance couldn't recognize the original appearance at all.
"Oh, Brother Gao, the child is dead, it's a long story, we didn't just meet dogs, we didn't just meet terrorists, the people we met were tougher than those, but they made us miserable, you see we don't have a good place. ”
The two viagras are miserable, and there is no good place on their bodies, and it is estimated that they can't find a good place with a magnifying glass.
"Two viagras, didn't you say that you want to verify Zheng Youcai's map, how can you verify yourself like this, is there any danger in this map, it can't be the treasure map?"
"What, Brother Gao, what kind of treasure map, it's to verify the major entertainment...... , I still can't tell you, we have to keep this secret, we don't feel at ease with your character.
Although you are good brothers with us, but you are a person who values sex and ignores friends, if we tell you, you will have a sudden conflict with those beauties in less than half a day. ”
Ji Wei originally wanted to tell Gao Feng what they wanted to prove, but he patted his head and held back, he still didn't believe in Gao Feng's character, a brother who was heavy on color and light on friends.
"Oh, two viagras, you must not have done anything good, otherwise, you wouldn't have made such a miserable scene.
Two viagras, it's okay if you don't tell me the truth, then the handsome guy will drive the car back, and you can find a way to go back by yourself. ”
Gao Feng wanted to drive away, but Ji Wei was anxious: "Okay, Brother Gao, for the sake of our brother for a few days, I'll tell you the ins and outs of the matter."
Brother Gao, when we were in the third team of the pile foundation, Zheng Youcai gave us a map, on which he drew three markings, marking thousands of entertainment venues in Xiaoyue City, such as large and small bathing centers, such as large and small KTV dance halls, as well as large and small foot bath shops, and each hair washing room.
The two of us had strict suspicions about the three lines marked by Zheng Youcai, this is an entertainment venue for thousands of families, how could he Zheng Youcai run down without landing on the ground, there must be false elements in this.
In order to verify the authenticity of Zheng Youcai's map, the two of us rode to Xiaoyue City and went door-to-door to verify the map drawn by Zheng Youcai. ”
"Oh, two viagras, you are full of food and idle and have nothing to do, why do you want to verify Zheng Youcai's map, and what do you want to study these entertainment venues, do you want to go to these entertainment venues?"
Ji Wei said the reason, Gao Feng just felt ridiculous, these two viagra are really talents, they don't work well at work, but they have to study these entertainment venues, this is not supported by being full.
"Brother Gao, don't pretend to be a gentleman, everyone is a man, who doesn't have a fancy intestine, who doesn't want to be secretly fishy like a cat."
Of course, you are surrounded by tall brothers and beauties every day, you are a full man who doesn't know the hunger of a hungry man, and you can't understand the pain of us bachelors at all. ”
"Yes, Brother Gao, what Brother Ji said is so right, you are not too brotherly, you have so many beauties alone, you didn't expect not to give one or two to our brothers.
Brother Gao, I compare you to you, you are Wei Xiaobao, whatever you want, you can pick flowers yourself, and you won't let others take advantage of you.
Brother Gao, are people like you considered righteous men and gentlemen, haven't you considered the pain of us bachelors, and the physiological needs of us bachelors?"
Gao Feng only said one sentence, and the two viagra strongly criticized him, which made Gao Feng cry and laugh.
"Okay, don't go farther and farther, even if you don't have a problem with your research, then why did you make yourself so miserable, your head is broken and bleeding and scarred?"
Where can Gao Feng and these two viagras make sense, they are also people who have nothing to say.
"Brother Gao, that's the case, we went door-to-door to verify, and their bosses were very polite at first, and they poured tea for us and sent business cards, you see this is the business card we collected. ”
The two viagras took a lot of business cards, estimated to be less than a thousand, and Gao Feng also looked at one or two of those business cards, which were printed with sexy girls who burned the wind, and also left the QQ number and mobile phone contact information.
"Two viagras, you are really amazing, your serious and responsible spirit of research is worth learning from you, and your speed is also very fast, and you have verified thousands of entertainment venues in such a short period of time.
Two viagras, since the owners of these entertainment venues are very polite, then how did you provoke people later, and hurt you like this, it is estimated that if you are not running fast, you will have to become vegetative. ”
"Hehe, Brother Gao, that's not it, our research attitude and speed are first-class, and our escape speed is also the first.
Brother Gao, as you said, we were almost turned into a vegetative state by these bosses, but luckily we ran quite in time.
Brother Gao, this is the case, we later asked the boss about the service prices of these places, and they also gave us a price breakdown.
Of course, there is a price list for mid-to-high-end entertainment venues, and some low-end small entertainment spots do not have a schedule, just to tell us all kinds of prices.
Brother Gao, let's tell you, these entertainment services are really varied, and the prices are different, some are ridiculously expensive, which makes us jaw-dropping, our monthly salary is not enough to consume a project.
Brother Gao, of course, there are cheap prices, that is, low-end entertainment venues, dozens of dollars are available, such a cheap price also makes us dumbfounded, this is not similar to selling cabbage, not as expensive as the cabbage during the New Year.
Brother Gao, when we came later, we were also moved and wanted to spend some time in these entertainment venues, but when we touched our pockets, we found that there was no dime. ”
"Two viagras, you don't want the overlord to take the bow and then be hunted down by the store owners, right?"
These two viagra people often don't bring money, they don't have much money to spare, and they are also members of the moonlight clan, especially like Comrade Xiong Erwei's salary every month has just been paid, he will be deceived by that big Liu Qing.
The two viagras said that they had no money in their pockets, and Gao Feng thought that these two viagras were overlords, otherwise how could they be hunted down by others.
The two viagra brothers shook their heads like rattles: "Brother Gao, you look at our brothers like this, we won't be so stupid as to make the overlord bow hard, that's not just looking for death, then you can't even get out of the door."
Brother Gao, we two viagra are people with brains, and when we encounter this situation, we will outwit it by outwitting us. ”
"yes, what did you use to outwit it?"
The two viagras said that they used the method of outwitting, and Gao Feng also thought it was very funny, and these two goods were outwitted every time, and in the end, they were quickly turned into vegetative people.
"Brother Gao, when it comes to outwitting the method, we think about it now and think that this method is the most amazing, and only the two of us viagra can come up with such a wonderful method, this is the most wonderful way.
Brother Gao, let's tell the owners of entertainment venues that the two of us are plainclothes policemen who are conducting an unannounced visit to an entertainment venue, and the code name of this unannounced visit operation is "Operation Viagra".
If you can do it for free, then we will turn a blind eye and not expose your illegal activities here. ”
"Ah, two viagras, you look like this, you are still pretending to be plainclothes policemen, it's strange that the bosses don't chase you!"
The two viagras said that they were pretending to be plainclothes police officers and wanted the bosses to give them free services, and Gao Feng was dumbfounded.