Gao Feng was also drunk, Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei asked for free services from other entertainment venues in order to take advantage, and they also pretended to be plainclothes policemen, and they also fabricated a "viagra" operation. "Top" point "small" said,

I've seen a living treasure, but I've never seen such a living treasure, these two viagra are called the first living treasure, and no one dares to call it the second.

"Two viagras, what can't you pretend, why do you want to pretend to be plainclothes policemen, then you are not killing yourself, the owners of these entertainment venues are all human spirits, they can be fooled by your little tricks. ”

Unless the owners of those entertainment venues are also as deficient as the two viagras, otherwise they will believe that these two people are plainclothes policemen, regardless of their appearance or inner temperament, they are far from the plainclothes police.

Of course, there are also some policemen who are not satisfactory, maybe worse than the two viagra suzhì, just a wolf in the coat of a policeman.

Gao Feng said two viagras, and the two viagras also glared at Gao Feng blowing his beard.

"Hey, Brother Gao, you have always looked at us viagra with such eyes, you are obviously discriminatory, that is to say, you are looking at us with the eyes of the mentally handicapped, are we really mentally retarded, are we not just mentally retarded on the outside, we are extremely strong on the inside.

Brother Gao, let's tell you, we pretended to be plainclothes policemen and fabricated this 'viagra' operation, these bosses didn't doubt it at all, they believed it. ”

The two viagras are right, Gao Feng looked at them with the same eyes as he looked at the mentally handicapped, the two of them were not only mentally handicapped on the outside, but also stupid and cute on the inside.

Hearing that those bosses believed the lies of the two viagras, Gao Feng was really stunned, there is no wonder in this world, there is such a thing.

"Ah, no, two viagras, is there really such a thing, do these bosses really believe it to you, are they also as mentally retarded as you, and they still act as 'viagra', this name is fake when you hear it, how can you still believe you, this is simply unreasonable, since they all believe in you, then how can they still do you like this. ”

"Of course I believe it, why do they believe it, that is, they searched Baidu at that time, now is the Internet era, you can search Baidu, these bosses searched Baidu, and sure enough, they saw that the public security had an action, and the code name was 'Viagra', which happened to coincide with the action we made up. ”

"My mother, this public security can really do the whole thing, what code name can't be used, you have to use the names of two viagras, the world is really messed up. ”

As soon as the two viagras said this, Gao Feng was dumbfounded, it seemed that there was only what he couldn't think of, and there was nothing that everyone couldn't do.

"In that case, have these bosses arranged free services for you?"

The two viagras shook their heads and sighed: "Alas, don't mention it, those bosses were going to arrange free services for us, but we were self-defeating, and in order to make it more realistic, we told them that we were police officers in Tulou Town, and we also had a female police colleague named Wang Xiaoyue."

Brother Gao, as soon as we finished talking about Tulou Town and Wang Xiaoyue's name, these bosses went crazy, and the women rushed up to scratch us without saying a word, and the men used blades to scratch us, and it turned out like this.

Brother Gao, while they the two of us, they also watched the news on Baidu again, and found that this 'viagra' action was five years ago, so we were even more miserable. ”

"I checked, I've seen stupid, I've never seen you so stupid, why do you do this extra thing, this is Xiaoyue City, that is the jurisdiction of the police stations in various districts of Xiaoyue City, the police of your Tulou Town Police Station can have jurisdiction, it's strange if the bosses don't do it, it's useless for you to report anyone's name, what's the use of reporting Wang Xiaoyue."

Ah, two viagras, you are such a bastard, why do you report Wang Xiaoyue's name, didn't you bring Wang Xiaoyue in, look at the good things you have done, I have to settle accounts with you. ”

Gao Feng finally reacted, these two viagras also put Wang Xiaoyue in, you two mentally handicapped want to eat a free lunch, why do you make Wang Xiaoyue stand out, this is not affecting Wang Xiaoyue's reputation.

Gao Feng is angry no, he is going to use the car to hit these two viagra viagras, and then let them suffer a little more, and let them have a longer memory, Gao Feng is ready to hang up, just listen to the shouting and killing sound behind him.

"Hey, two weak goods, you stop, we want to kill you, you dare to fool us spirits, you don't ask the owners of our entertainment venues, which one is not a human spirit, it can be your turn to fool the weak goods." ”

"Yes, two weak goods, you stand still, you can't be humiliated, you still pretend to be plainclothes police, you also make up the 'viagra' operation, we see that you are two viagras. ”

"It's not, two weak goods, you stop, you don't have to think about it, we are opening an entertainment venue in the city, and the Tulou Town Police Station can manage the ball."

However, you two weak goods also revealed a piece of information, which means that you are from Tulou Town, and you are still friends with Wang Xiaoyue, a policewoman from the Tulou Town Police Station. ”

Gao Feng looked back, he was startled, a group of people chased behind, there were men and women who pressed a large area, and they couldn't see the back of the team at all, the woman danced with two hands, the long nails were shining in the light, and the man was holding a blade in his hand, the kind of disposable blade that was placed in the bathhouse to shave his beard, and it was also shining under the lamp.

These all scolded the two viagra "weak goods", what is "weak goods" is not the abbreviation of "mentally retarded goods", it is true that these are two "weak goods".

Gao Feng was really angry, these two viagra can't report what town, what Zhonglou Town, what Sipu Town, etc., why do you report Tulou Town, isn't that revealing your identity, and also reporting the name of the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue, isn't it revealing your old bottom.

"My mother, if these bosses find Wang Xiaoyue, then my peak days will be sad, it's no wonder that Wang Xiaoyue doesn't strangle me to death.

Two viagras, what kind of good things have you done, you have made me miserable!"

Gao Feng didn't dare to think about it anymore, when he thought of Wang Xiaoyue's angry face, he was a little big, this kind of thing had nothing to do with him, but when he got to Wang Xiaoyue, he jumped into her washbasin and couldn't wash it off.

"Two viagras, this handsome guy was really miserable by you, look at what good things you do, you can't do some good things!"

"Oh, Brother Gao, what are you still rubbing, these bosses are too vicious, you better run away!"

Gao Feng also wanted to scold the two viagra balls, these two viagras carried bicycles and ran away, these two people ran faster than rabbits, and they ran out forty or fifty meters away in a flash.

The other talents of the two viagra are not very obvious, they are the ones who have the high ability to escape, and as long as they encounter danger, their four hooves can run faster than rabbits.

"I'll check, two viagras, if you want to run, get on the car, how fast can you run with a bicycle, this is still in the alley, it's not like they will be caught by them in a while. ”

At the critical moment, Gao Feng was still thinking about the safety of the two viagras, and he also beckoned the two viagras to get into the car, and the two viagras ran away.

When the two viagras ran out, the bosses of the gang behind them chased after them, and they were screaming while chasing.

"Two weak goods, don't run, we're going to kill you!"

"Two weak people, you stop, let's kill you!"

These bosses are really vicious, provoking their gang of bosses, that's really messing with ghosts, they gritted their teeth and wanted to kill two viagras.

"Hey, bosses, don't chase us, we have another accomplice, that handsome guy driving a sweaty BMW, he's just going to come and pick us up, you guys kill this handsome guy first." ”

Gao Feng was still thinking about the safety of the two viagras, but these two viagra gave Gao Feng to the sand and told the bosses that Gao Feng was their accomplice, and Gao Feng was here to meet them.

"I'll check, good you two viagra, there are you who betray your brother like this, this handsome guy is kind enough to save you, but you sold this handsome guy!"

At the critical moment, the two viagras betrayed themselves, and Gao Feng was angry, he hated the two viagras so much that he gritted his teeth.

"Ouch, it turns out that there are accomplices, it turns out that your handsome guy is still here to answer it, then let's kill your handsome guy in this alley first!"

After listening to the words of the two viagras, this group of desperate bosses surrounded Gao Feng's sweaty BMW car, one by one with hideous faces, grinning at Gao Feng, scraping the body of the sweaty BMW car with long nails, scratching the body of the sweaty BMW car with sharp blades, scratching deep marks one after another, scratching pieces of paint and peeling off, and making the sweaty BMW car covered in scaly wounds.

"You handsome guy, your BMW car is modified, otherwise, you can't even pay dozens of yuan or hundreds of yuan in service fees, and you still want to have a free lunch." ”

"That's right, you are driving a BMW, why do you let two accomplices pretend to be plainclothes policemen, and make up a 'viagra' operation, trying to take advantage of our entertainment venues, you are embarrassed, our current entertainment venues are sluggish, business is deserted, you can't raise ten yuan to earn dozens of yuan, you can't raise 100 yuan to earn hundreds of yuan, and you still beat us for free idea." ”

The gang of bosses surrounded the sweaty BMW in the middle, and criticized Gao Feng's behavior one by one, and Gao Feng lowered the window glass by a small gap and said to the group of bosses.

"Bosses, don't be impulsive, you have something to say, this BMW is not this handsome guy's, it's someone else's car, you scratched it, this handsome guy can't make a difference."

Bosses, let me explain to you, this handsome guy doesn't know the two of them at all, don't believe them, they are two weak goods, this handsome guy is not their accomplice, and he is not here to answer them. ”

"Bosses, don't believe this handsome guy, he is our accomplice, his name is Gao Feng, and her girlfriend is Wang Xiaoyue, a policewoman from the Tulou Town Police Station. ”

Before Gao Feng could finish explaining, the two viagras returned with their bikes on their shoulders and jumped up and down behind the bosses' butts and yelled.