Chapter 62: The Tiger Gets Angry with the Old Farmer
There are countless varieties of mixed cucumbers, but Liu Zhe's family only likes to eat sugar-mixed cucumbers.
Sugar cucumber is also the simplest kind of cucumber, no need to peel, just clean and slice, and then put in sugar, wait for a while the sugar will melt, a snack is completed.
When Liu Zhe took it out, Xia Yiran waved on the sofa: "Here, put the coffee table here." ”
Liu Zhe hesitated, but still brought it over, but put forward a condition: "You can't eat it on the sofa, otherwise the sugar water will drip on the sofa and it will be very troublesome." ”
Regarding Xia Yiran's temperament, Liu Zhe bets that if she doesn't remind her and let her eat unscrupulously, she will definitely have to make the sofa unlikely.
I remember the first time I went to Xia Yiran's house, Liu Zhe was shocked on the spot!
Although the house she lives in is not very messy, if you look closely at some places where people are often staying, you can still see some stains.
And it's not very messy, it's just relative, it is estimated that he has cleaned up before the past, and there are housekeepers who come to help clean up every week.
Of course, celebrities are also people, and even some celebrities are still low-level experts, and it is estimated that Xia Yiran is one of them.
This is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that the perfect goddess in his mind is slowly fading......
Especially the more the two of them come into contact, the more they can see.
After getting married, I found that it was superficial to be sweet and lovely outside. Watching her various costume dramas again, looking at the intellectual, dignified, or cute characters she plays, Liu Zhe always has a sense of disobedience, and feels that playing ghosts or funny is her right way!
Thinking that when the time is ripe in the future, should I exchange some funny or ghostly images for her to play?
Hearing Liu Zhe's words, Xia Yiran didn't take action, but Bei Bei took the first step, and after jumping off the sofa, he stood barefoot obediently in front of the coffee table and watched with his eyes open.
Xia Yiran saw Liu Zhe, who had been holding the glass fruit bowl with cucumbers and not putting it down, and pouted unhappily, but still got down from the sofa to sit on the carpet, and muttered in a low voice: "Take care of it, it's even more manageable than my mother." ”
Putting down the cucumber, Liu Zhe said angrily: "If you can consciously order it, I don't have to worry so much." ”
After the little girl put down the sugar and cucumbers, she couldn't wait to pick up the toothpick that had been inserted in the bowl and began to prick the cucumbers and eat them.
"I'm thinking I'm okay. Xia Yiran pursed her lips, moved cross-legged left and right to mix cucumbers, and then directly stabbed two cucumbers and stuffed them into her mouth.
Although it was hard to chew because of too much at once, he still chewed hard, and his eyes were still looking at Liu Zhe, as if he was eating someone.
Looking at Xia Yiran's demeanor, Liu Zhe was happy in his heart, and he half-squatted down and ate it.
After a while, Xia Yiran asked while stuffing cucumbers: "What is the name of that recorded song, why haven't I heard it?"
"Oh, that's what I sang casually. Liu Zhe said casually.
At that time, he just wanted to test his voice and sing the most remembered fragment.
"What I'm asking is what kind of song it is, who sings it, and I don't care if you're singing it casually. ”
"This is what I sang casually......" Liu Zhe's face was full of surprise, this woman's comprehension ability is so poor?
Xia Yiran was crazy, and after speeding up her chewing speed and swallowing the cucumber in her mouth, she glared angrily, "Liu Zhe, do you want to be angry with me!"
Liu Zhe blinked his eyes in a daze, showing his innocence, what's the matter?
"I'll ask, you answer, understand?" a woman gritted her teeth.
Liu Zhe nodded: "Understood." ”
"What's the name of this song?"
"The new concubine is drunk. ”
Why hasn't she heard of this song? Although Xia Yiran was puzzled, she didn't think about it at all that Liu Zhe wrote it, because she knew very well what kind of strength her man had, and the songs she had written before were completely unsightly, although it was also a fact......
At the beginning, I anonymously recorded a lot of self-created songs and published them on music websites, but I didn't expect all of them to fail to pass the review!
Liu Zhe just wanted to say at that time: I have a horse that I don't know if it's a!
In Beibei's circumstantial evidence, the interrogation continued-
"Who sang this song?"
"Nobody sings. ”
"And who wrote that...... Hmm, no one sings, ???" Xia Yiran looked at her man in confusion.
"Hmm. "I don't want to say much about this.
"What does it mean that no one sings?"
"It's just that no one has sung it yet. Liu Zhe explained bluntly.
Xia Yiran thought about it, as if she understood something, and said pitifully to Liu Zhe: "This is a song made by your friend, and no one has ever sung it?" Who is it, do you have specific lyrics and songs? I want ~"
"I don't have any songwriter friends, I created it. After saying this, Liu Zhe was still a little weak-hearted.
It's like he's afraid that the songwriter Hu Li will pass through to expose him, or there is also a time-traveler in this world, so he is exposed, and he is always stared at with malicious eyes, which feels very bad.
Xia Yiran stood up when she heard this, came directly to Liu Zhe and touched their foreheads, and muttered to herself: "I don't have a fever." ”
"Mud Kay. Liu Zhe took Xia Yiran's hand away.
"Are you sure you're not talking nonsense?" Xia Yiran confirmed again.
"Sure. Yoo replied solemnly.
Hearing Liu Zhe's admission, Xia Yiran returned to her original position in a daze, and said with some disappointment: "Oh, I won't watch the lyrics and songs, I guess it's just that the voice has some characteristics, I don't want to be offended." ”
Liu Zhe almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood, and sure enough, it was still the same Xia Yiran.
Seeing that her parents finished speaking, the little girl who was watching obediently raised her hand high.
"What's the matter with the jam?" asked Liu Zhe suspiciously, because Bei Bei was looking at him when he raised his hand.
The little girl pouted impatiently and said, "Daddy, can you say what Mommy says? "There was anticipation on my face.
Do you mean a female voice...... But since my daughter likes it, let's talk about it, it's a boring time anyway.
suppressed her throat, and then a smooth female voice quickly burst out of her mouth: "The old dragon is angry and makes the old farmer/The old farmer is angry and the old dragon is angry/The farmer is angry and the dragon is angry/The dragon is angry and the dragon is afraid of the farmer." ”
Beibei's eyes widened, she only heard the words "rumble rumble", but what surprised her even more was that her father's voice was the same as her mother's, if she hadn't seen her father speak and her mother didn't speak just now, she would have thought it was her mother who said it.
After the surprise, he felt that it was fun, and happily clapped his little hands, "Dad, let's do it again." ”
Bei Bei was surprised, and Xia Yiran was even more surprised, because she could tell that this was a tongue twister, or the kind that was easy to talk about.
But the man in front of her slipped out unimpeded, fast but very clear, but unfortunately she couldn't understand the specific content at all.