Chapter 61: The Water Man

"Wow, Daddy can say Mommy!"

Bei Bei seemed to have discovered a new world, bouncing in his father's arms, completely forgetting what had just happened, and also waking up Xia Yiran.

"It's... Is this your voice?" When she heard the female voice in the recording device coming out of Liu Zhe's mouth just now, it was completely "My little friend and I were stunned".

This is not her man, how can her man be so perverted with a sissy!

In fact, Xia Yiran knew that Liu Zhe would change her voice, but she hadn't heard that she would change her voice!

Becoming a male voice and a female voice cannot be compared at all!

"Of course I said it. Liu Zhe restored his original timbre and said with a wry smile: "I knew that there would be such a scene, so I deleted the recording in the device." ”

"Shouldn't you tell me why you're hiding it from meβ€”β€”??"

"It's going to be deleted, do you mean you want to keep it from me?"

"And when did you even know how to have a female voice?

In the face of Xia Yiran's questioning, Liu Zhe adhered to the principle of absolute honesty and explained: "I started learning it six years ago, and I learned it from Tong Hua, but the female voice was too ashamed to tell you." ”

"Wasn't that the year we met?" Xia Yiran had now stopped crying unconsciously, but the tear stains on her face were still clear, her eyes were red, there were tears in her eyes, and her hair was a little messy, looking like she had been forcibly ravaged.

Liu Zhe used his sleeve to wipe the tears on her face funny, anyway, her clothes were already soaked in tears, it didn't matter.

"Well, that year, every time I think of your recklessness in the hall, my hands hurt. ”

"Poof~" Xia Yiran burst out loud, her sunny appearance after the rain made people fall in love, and she beat Liu Zhe's chest and said: "It's just that the bruises are good, didn't I accompany my wife and break the army in the end?!" Now that I think about it, I feel like you're tricking me." ”

"Hehe..."Liu Zhe smiled without saying a word.

Xia Yiran couldn't help rolling her eyes when she saw this look, every time she asked about it, she was like this, but she soon asked heartlessly: "Tong Hua... I seem to have the impression that I was the protagonist of that TV series or something, right?"

It's "Let's Be Together", a campus youth love story. ”

After receiving Zhang Zhe's reminder, Xia Yiran remembered it, and nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, that's it, I vaguely remember that it's quite handsome, but I didn't expect it to be your teacher?"

"I am also a teacher and a friend, my voice may be naturally suitable for this kind of voice change, I remember that I envied him at the beginning and slaughtered me. Liu Zhe sighed a little when he thought of Tong Hua's current experience, thinking that when he went to find him in the future, if he still had the ambition to enter the entertainment industry, he would pull it.

The two chatted, and a certain little girl who was abandoned again felt ignored again, so angry that she puffed out her cheeks and squeezed her head into the domineering president-like arms of the two adults, and directly squeezed the two out of a middle position, and then turned over and lay in the middle of the two and watched TV angrily.

Liu Zhe and Ye Jingting glanced at each other and smiled helplessly.

Looking at the time, it was already past nine o'clock, Liu Zhe got up and said, "I'll go take a shower again and wash away the tears of you two water people." ”

Xia Yiran, who was saying good things to her angry daughter, heard that her nose wrinkled slightly, sniffed, glared at him and said, "It's not you who made trouble, hum, I shed so many tears, I don't know how much water to replenish." ”

Well, blame me......

He touched his nose and left, and secretly scolded himself: "Isn't it necessary to urinate if you don't shed tears? ”

Then I was amused by my own thoughts, which is so relatable, should I write a novel that I like?

In my previous life, I heard that writing novels was a dead end, and I was also named a wake-up call by old authors.

……

When I came out again, two women, one big and one small, were watching TV cross-legged with relish.

Take a look at the TV...... A domestic anime.

Sure enough, it's a child who doesn't grow up.,Even anime can be watched so seriously.,It seems like I'm still fascinated.。

After seeing Liu Zhe come out, Bei Bei waved his hands and shouted happily: "Dad, come on, take a good look." ”

"Just come. Liu Zhe answered the call and walked over quickly, and also sat cross-legged on the other side of his daughter.

But what I thought to myself was: "This woman is really good at coaxing children, but it took five or six minutes to dissolve Jam's temper, and looking at the current appearance, I completely forgot about being angry." ”

Just when Liu Zhe was out of his mind, Xia Yiran's voice came: "Liu Zhe, I want to eat mixed cucumbers." ”

"Jam to eat too. When the little girl heard the food, she raised her head sharply and raised her hand to join in the fun.

"Oh, let's go mix it then. Liu Zhe said indifferently and continued to concentrate.

After a while, out of a man's sixth sense, he always felt as if someone was looking at him, and subconsciously turned his head, and saw two pairs of bright big eyes staring at him, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

"Can you not stare at me?

Xia Yiran: "I want to eat mixed cucumbers." ”

Liu Xiaobei: "The jam is going to be mixed with cucumbers." ”

Liu Zhe glanced at their stomachs and said helplessly: "You really can't be the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie, right......?"

Who is lying on a chair after dinner and shouting?

"What kind of pig is Zhu Bajie?" Xia Yiran asked subconsciously, and then glared at Liu Zhe viciously: "Okay, you scolded our mother and daughter for being pigs, aren't you?"

"It's not... Figuratively, just figuratively. Liu Zhe waved his hand again and again, but he forgot that there was no Journey to the West here.

Should it be swapped out? But the price should not be low.

And he read the Journey to the West novel in his previous life, seven or eight hundred thousand words, and after reading it, he felt that the whole person was not good, if it hadn't been made into a TV series, this Journey to the West would not be very attractive at all!

"Doesn't the metaphor say that we are pigs?" Xia Yiran was not dizzy, and said to her daughter: "Jam, Dad said that you are a little piggy, hit him." ”

The little girl looked at her father, then at her mother, and whispered, "But... But Piggy is very cute, and Piggy Red is still a big hero, defeating the villains. ”

Xia Yiran: "...... You're on that side. ”

Liu Zhe stood up at the right time and said, "Okay, I'll go mix cucumbers." ”

After speaking, he muttered in a low voice: "I really don't know how to eat it so much, I guess I won't eat it when I cut it and taste a few bites, and I don't have to pick up the leftovers?!"

Although the voice was small, it was still heard by Xia Yiran, that's right, Liu Zhe did it on purpose.

A certain woman said in annoyance: "You-brother kisses!"

"Daddy, hurry up, slowly, it's really annoying. "The little guy is standing in line depending on the situation, no, he echoed his mother again.

What else can Liu Zhe do, accept the exploitation of the two daughters, who calls one a baby daughter, and the other is working hard to make money outside to support the family.

He's a daddy, isn't he just doing logistics support in the back row?