Fang Cun ordered two more baskets of xiaolongbao, he and Chang Short are young men, and one person has to have two baskets of xiaolongbao to fill his stomach.

Miao Buzheng was the first to finish breakfast, sat on the side and picked his teeth, and when the big guys finished eating, and no one paid for it, the breakfast shop owner walked in front of Miao Buzheng.

"Little brother, pay for breakfast. ”

Miao Bu was taking a toothpick and pointing at the surveyor's square inch, and there was still a piece of meat oil stuck to the toothpick, and he was still more violent, and the piece of meat oil on the toothpick was thrown out, shooting straight at Fang Cun, and shooting directly at Fang Cun's eyelids, making Comrade Fang Cun's original single eyelid immediately turn into a double eyelid.

"The owner, he paid for the breakfast. ”

Fang Cun took down the piece of meat oil that Miao Bu was shooting, feeling very disgusting, he said with a frown.

"Team Leader Miao, didn't you say that you invited us to breakfast, why did I pay for it again?"

Miao Buzheng gritted his toothpick and replied: "Brother Fang Cun, why did you get a forgetfulness certificate, you exceeded the limit just now, you asked for two more cages of xiaolongbao, that's not for you to pay, you can still let me pay." ”

Fang Cun was not happy when he heard this, so he said: "Team Leader Miao, if you calculate it like this, then I will only pay for the extra two cages, and then you will pay for the cages you ordered." ”

Miao Buzheng said: "Brother Fang Cun, why are you so stingy, aren't you just a few cages of xiaolongbao, what can you do if you pay for everything, why are you so serious." ”

Fang Cun replied: "Team Leader Miao, it's not me who is more serious, it's your Team Leader Miao who is more serious." ”

Miao Buzheng stood up from his seat, waved his hand to Fang Cun, and said a little angrily: "Brother Fang Cun, since you are more serious with me like this, then my Brother Miao will be more serious with you, you have paid for more cages, and you have paid for the others, you keep the accounts, and I will calculate the general account for you together and pay you together." ”

Miao Buzheng patted his ass and left, Fang Cun looked at Miao Buzheng's ass, and snorted a few times fiercely, imitating Miao Buzheng's posture of speaking.

"Brother Fang Cun, since you are more serious with me like this, then my brother Miao will also be more serious with you, you paid more money, and the rest was also paid, you keep the account, and I will pay the general ledger with you when I go back, keep the account and keep a ball account, when will this general ledger be paid together." ”

Fang Cun was angry, he still paid the breakfast money, and he thought in his heart that it would not be just a few breakfast money, even if he invited the big guy to have breakfast.

The next day, Comrade Miao Buzheng invited the big guy to breakfast again, and after breakfast, he was the first to sit in the cab above the van, leaning on the seat while putting his bipods in front of the van, and picking his teeth leisurely.

After the group finished breakfast, they all got into the van one after another, and no one took the initiative to pay, so the owner of the breakfast shop had to stop the van and ask Miao Bu for money with a wrenched face.

"Little brother, pay for breakfast. ”

Miao Buzheng replied to him with a servile mouth: "You can ask Comrade Fang Cun for money, and you will also ask him for money in the future, he is our general manager, and he keeps the money for our breakfast." ”

The owner of the breakfast shop looked at Comrade Fang Cun again, Fang Cun waved his hand and replied: "Brother Miao, I sue you, I don't keep accounts anymore, I didn't keep accounts a few times ago, just when I invited the big guy to breakfast, I don't need Brother Miao to pay the general account for me together, you better invite another master." ”

The owner of the breakfast shop stretched out his hand to Miao Buzheng again: "Comrade, this little brother doesn't want to keep the account, so you can pay the money." ”

Miao Buzheng smiled: "Boss, don't worry, Comrade Fang Cun doesn't want to be the general manager and doesn't want to keep accounts, so Comrade Chang Short should be the general manager, then Comrade Chang Short will start keeping accounts." ”

Miao Buzheng pointed at Comrade Chang Short again, and before the boss could stretch out his hand to Chang Short, Chang Short put his head like a rattle.

"Brother Miao, thank you for your trust, I'm not the material for the manager, I'm not the bookkeeper, I don't want to keep the account, and I don't want Brother Miao to calculate the general account for me, if you really want to force me, I can pay for this breakfast." ”

Chang Short promised to pay for this breakfast, he regretted it after he agreed, why did he talk so fast, this is not cheap, Miao Buzheng wished he was so happy.

Miao Buzheng answered: "Brother Chang Short, you are still more righteous, then you can pay this meal first, and we will discuss the accounting matter tomorrow." ”

Chang Short paid for breakfast, and he replied to Miao Buzheng while paying: "Brother Miao, don't wait for tomorrow to discuss, I don't want to do bookkeeping, you better ask Gao Ming." ”

On the morning of the third day, the people of the survey team had breakfast again in Tulou Town, this time they had breakfast, everyone wanted to compare speed, and eating was like rushing to reincarnate, and they were all afraid of keeping accounts, everyone was afraid of being the general manager, and everyone was afraid that Miao Bu was settling the general account for them.

However, no one has ever eaten Comrade Miao Buzheng, he was the first to end the battle, Miao Buzheng's eating skills have made the big guy admire, this product can wrap eight xiaolongbao in one bite, and three xiaolongbao only took four bites to eat into the stomach.

Miao Buzheng sat in the van again and framed his legs, and when the big guys were over fighting, the owner of the breakfast shop stopped the front of the van again, and every time he stopped the front of the van, he brought two boulders to block under the wheels of the van.

"Boss, do you need this, and block the wheels with big rocks, can we run away without paying?"

The owner of the breakfast shop snorted coldly to Miao Buzheng for more than a dozen times, and he hummed several pieces of boogers.

"Hmph, hmph, if other people don't need to move stones to block the wheels, but they have to block the wheels to deal with you, and my two stones are specially pulled from the mountains to block your wheels. ”

The owner of the breakfast shop didn't tell a lie, he really pulled two boulders from the mountain, just to prevent Miao Buzheng and them from driving away after breakfast.

Miao Buzheng smiled: "Boss, you're too stingy, isn't it just a breakfast, what if you just take one less meal, what's more, we are a big customer, we eat breakfast with you all year round, you should give us a few breakfasts for free." ”

The boss rolled his eyes at Miao Buzheng a few times, like a middle-aged woman turning over her husband, very dismissive.

"Hmph, is there a big customer like you, every time you ask for breakfast money, it's like a fatal thing, and it's like a pregnant woman who has a difficult birth, and she can't give birth for half a year. ”

Miao Buzheng still laughed: "Haha, boss, since you know it's so difficult, then don't ask for it." ”

"Fuck off, why didn't you say give me a few more dollars, don't be verbose, hurry up and pay for today's breakfast, our small business can't afford to toss like this." ”

The breakfast shop owner was so angry that he scolded him, and he stretched out his hand to ask Miao Buzheng to pay, and Miao Buzheng pouted again.

"Boss, didn't you hear it clearly yesterday, now it's time for our brother Chang Short to keep accounts, and he will be our manager in the future, and he will be responsible for paying. ”

Before Comrade Miao Buzheng's words were finished, the surveyor Chang Short stood up, he was also a little excited, and he stood up more violently, and hit his head on the roof of the van, making him dizzy, and fifteen gold stars swayed in front of him.

"Team Leader Miao, you are really a noble person, I clearly stated my position yesterday, I am often reluctant to keep accounts, let you ask another master." ”

Miao Buzheng said: "Brother Chang Short, did you really say this yesterday, don't you really want to be the manager, such a good errand is rushed to do it, such as Comrade Sifu, he will rush to do it, why don't you do it." ”

Miao Buzheng mentioned the master, and the master was so anxious that he hurriedly said: "Team leader Miao, don't expect me to be the manager, my master is a person with low culture, I have been in junior high school for thirteen years, and the addition from one to ten is not good, how can I remember a good account, Brother Miao should ask another master." ”

The master was also too excited, stood up more violently, and scraped a hole in the new pants he had just changed, and his heartache was so painful that gastritis recurred.

"Well, since you don't want to be the manager, and you don't want to do the work of bookkeeping, then let the duckweed girl be the manager, let her keep the accounts for us, and if there is any payment in the future, it will all be handed over to the duckweed girl. ”

"That's not good, duckweed can't do this manager well, there has never been a female chief manager in history from ancient times to the present, Brother Miao should ask another master." ”

Before Qu duckweed could speak, Comrade Fang Cun was anxious, he sat in the back row of the van, Miao Bu was about to Qu duckweed to be the bookkeeper, Fang Cun was a hungry tiger pounced on food, and suddenly pounced in the van, made a standard, and was gnawing on the butter gun in the van, and got his mouth of butter.

This butter gun was temporarily placed in the driver's van by the excavator driver, and it was all used as breakfast at this time.

"Brother Miao, none of you are in charge, so you can pay for this breakfast yourself. ”

The owner of the breakfast shop said to Miao Bu, and Miao Bu smiled at the boss: "Boss, don't worry, since the big guys don't want to be the manager, then we will decide by drawing lots, and whoever is caught will be the manager." ”

", buyer, can you pay for my breakfast, it's not too late for you to draw lots, it's the first time I've met, you have to pay for breakfast and have to draw lots to decide, you think this is a small resettlement house." ”

The owner of the breakfast shop was in a hurry, he directly sealed Miao Buzheng's collar, and Miao Buzheng still spoke unhurriedly.

"Big guy, you have all seen it, the boss has sealed my collar, you are all my Brother Miao's subordinates, are you embarrassed to watch my Brother Miao being forced like this by the boss, you still don't pay for this breakfast."

Fang Cun, Chang Short, and the master you, and the duckweed girl, don't you save you when you die!"

Fang Cun and Chang Short, as well as the three of them, replied together: "Brother Miao, we haven't seen it, if we don't see it, then it won't be considered death and can't be saved." ”

Miao Buzheng continued: "Everyone, your brother Miao, I came out in a hurry today, I really didn't bring any money, otherwise, can I Miao Buzheng not pay, I have always emphasized to the big guy that I must invite the big guy to breakfast, what can this breakfast money be, don't embarrass my brother Miao." ”

Miao Buzheng patted his pocket, indicating that he didn't bring any money, and several other people looked at Comrade Fang Cun together.

"Brother Miao didn't bring any money, so you can pay the money. ”

"Damn, why is it me again!"

Comrade Fang Cun shouted.