When the master returned, he found that both of them had fallen for the middle-aged man, and he had used the trick of diverting the tiger from the mountain to transfer him and his wife away, and he had loaded the soup pots and spoons into a gasoline tricycle and was about to tow them away.

"Hey, you old man, you're still using the art of war on our couple, you want to get our soup pot away, there's no way. ”

The master shouted, the middle-aged man rode the tricycle and ran, a puff of black smoke came out of the exhaust pipe, the tricycle swayed and jumped out, and the soup pot and spoon in the tricycle box that had not yet had time to be fixed suddenly shook and crackled and fell.

The master drove the van after him, and the wheels pressed down on the falling soup pots and spoons, and they were flattened at that time.

The man's driving skills on a tricycle were not bad, and he drove a tricycle to the left and right, and he was very nimble and free, so that the master couldn't catch up.

The man's tricycle was driving well, and he also used a trick at the same time, reaching out and taking a spoon from behind to shoot at the master as he drove it, using it to interfere with the master's pursuit.

The chase between the van and the tricycle was staged on the street of Tulou Town, and the soup pot and soup spoon loaded on the tricycle also fell to the ground, and the people passing by rushed up to snatch the fallen soup pot and soup spoon.

Several people were caught in a soup pot and a soup spoon at the same time, and several people scuffled at that time, beating each other until their noses were blue and their faces were swollen, and when they couldn't move each other, they found that the soup pot and soup spoon they had snatched were distorted and deformed, and it was impossible to restore the original form.

The master chased the tricycle for five kilometers before the middle-aged man stopped the tricycle, and he couldn't stop it, because there was a man in front of his tricycle, who was holding two soup spoons in his hand, blocking his way like an eagle spreading its wings.

"Old fellow, the tiger is not threatening, you are a sick cat when I am my mother, you think that you can lure our husband and wife away by using the strategy of diverting the tiger from the mountain, you think we are as foolish as you old thing!"

Si Niang grabbed two soup spoons, collided with each other to make sparks, and danced a few flowers.

There was Si Niang blocking the road in front, and there was a Si Fu chasing after him, the middle-aged man couldn't escape, he jumped off the tricycle and pointed to the empty box of the tricycle and shrugged his shoulders helplessly to Si Niang.

"Little daughter-in-law, you see, my car is empty, I took a long time to transfer the tiger from the mountain and didn't leave a soup pot and a soup spoon, do you think I'm easy?"

The master looked at the trunk of the tricycle, and sure enough, as the middle-aged man said, there was not a single soup pot or a soup spoon in his trunk.

"Little daughter-in-law, believe it now, I didn't get a soup pot and a soup spoon, these soup pots and soup spoons were picked up by the masses, if you chase it now, you can still recover some. ”

The middle-aged man pointed to the people who grabbed the soup pot and spoon, and advised Si Niang to hurry up and chase after the people who grabbed the soup pot.

"Thank you, big brother, Ben Si Niang has no other advantages, that is, her legs can run. ”

Si Niang really has a good pair of legs, her foot strength is very powerful, she spreads her legs like flying and wears pajamas and pajamas, just like a female flying man, like a god Taibao Dai Zong, running like flying.

Si Niang not only wanted to chase the people who grabbed the soup pot, but she also asked her husband Si Fu to also chase after her, she said that this is to chase and intercept, no matter how these people can run, they can't run away from the palm of their husband and wife.

The master shook his head when he heard this: "Si Niang, you don't have to chase anyone, you just need to catch this old guy riding a tricycle, he took away our soup pot and soup spoon first, we just need him to compensate, you don't have to go to these people, capture the thief and capture the king first."

Besides, with so many people, how many can the two of us chase?"

Si Niang didn't think so, she told Si Fu: "There is a debtor who is wronged, that old guy didn't take our soup pot and soup spoon, and now these people have taken our soup pot and soup spoon, so the people are our wronged boss."

There is also such a sentence, catch one is enough, catch two to earn one, catch three to earn a pair, I don't believe that you can't catch two or three. ”

After listening to Si Niang's words, Si Fu really hit his head on the steering wheel: "You stinky girl, no one is my boss, you are my boss, chase the big guy like such a headless fly, let alone catch three or two, you can't even catch a single hair." ”

When the master hit his head on the steering wheel, his lovely wife, Comrade Si Niang, was already waving two soup spoons and chased him out like he was crazy.

When the master stopped hitting the steering wheel with his head, he found that the middle-aged man riding a tricycle had long been gone, and he could only see the shadow of the butt of the car.

Comrade Sifu's prediction was very accurate, and when the husband and wife went to chase these masses one by one, the husband and wife were as tired as grandsons, and as a result, none of the masses grabbed them, and not a single soup pot or soup spoon could be recovered.

The master also found that he had filled up a tank of fuel yesterday, and in order to chase these people, he ran dry, and the engine turned off directly, as if it was still pulled and the engine smoked.

"Master, give me fifty yuan, your van can't drive, I'll take the big guy to breakfast, and you couple can push the cart slowly." ”

Miao Bu was asking the master to take out fifty yuan, and the master looked at Team Leader Miao and asked puzzledly: "Team Leader Miao, don't you want to invite the big guy to breakfast, why do you still let me take out fifty yuan." ”

Miao Buzheng said: "Master, you are not very particular, I said so, I want to invite the big guy to breakfast, not only today's breakfast, but also the breakfast in the future."

But this morning we all helped you chase the soup pot and spoon, and we have done you such a great favor as a husband and wife, shouldn't you treat us to a simple breakfast?"

The master pouted and said: "Team Leader Miao, but can you eat fifty yuan for breakfast, you are only four people, and you can eat for three yuan per person, and our master only has five cents a day for breakfast, how can you use fifty yuan, and you don't eat Chinese food and dinner." ”

Miao Buzheng turned his face up and said to the master: "Master, you are really not particular, why do you only calculate small accounts, a breakfast does not cost much, and a person can eat enough for three yuan in Tulou Town."

However, Master, you didn't take a look at where this is, you husband and wife are selfish and only want to chase your own things, but you have pulled us so far, we have to take a taxi to return to Tulou Town, can't you pay for this taxi?

Master, I'm Miao Buzheng, but when you're a brother, I haven't asked you to help you chase down the appearance costs of these soup pots and spoons in the morning, and the wages of the whole group of our measurement team can't be solved with fifty yuan, and it can't be solved without three or two hundred. ”

Miao Bu was counting with the master with his fingers, and the master said with a sad face: "Team leader Miao, this is less than three hundred meters away from Tulou Town, and it won't take you five to ten minutes to get to the town, and you still need to take a taxi." ”

"Master, don't talk, I think Team Leader Miao is right, we have wasted the time of the whole group of the survey team in the morning, we should tip people, Team Leader Miao asked us for fifty yuan, my mother decided to give Team Leader Miao a hundred yuan, whatever they want to eat breakfast." ”

Si Niang didn't let Si Fu speak, she took out a hundred red tickets from her pocket and gave them to Miao Buzheng, and Miao Buzheng praised her with a thumbs up to Si Niang.

"Si Niang, you are the heroine among the heroines, you are refreshing, I really didn't expect that the difference between you and your husband and wife is so big, but the difference between you and your life is so big.

Master, you should learn from your wife Comrade Si Niang, learn from her atmosphere, and learn from her generosity. ”

Miao Bu was taking a hundred red tickets and leaving with the people of the survey team, leaving the master and Si Niang to push their van, and the master complained about his wife, Comrade Si Niang, while pushing the cart.

"Si Niang, why are you so sincere, you will give someone a hundred yuan for breakfast, every time I eat breakfast, why do you only give a piece of five cents, you are not a loser." ”

Si Niang kicked the buttocks of the master and scolded: "Si Fu, you fool, we have to be generous, and we have to reflect the atmosphere when we treat outsiders, isn't there such a saying, treat guests like spring, treat your husband like a cold winter."

My mother has decided, starting tomorrow, your breakfast fee will be reduced from five cents a piece to one dollar. I have to deduct the 100 yuan I gave to Team Leader Miao from your pocket money, this is called a person who can live, you get a daughter-in-law like me who can live, and your master will secretly be happy. ”

The master cried and mourned, and he shouted loudly: "My master is really miserable, where is this begging for a daughter-in-law who can live, this is a girl who is looking for a loser." ”

In the end, Si Niang also rode on the neck of the master, she waved two soup spoons, like wielding a cowhide whip, pumping the master of the buttocks and letting him push the van that was lying on his stomach.

Si Niang rode on the neck of the master, and she didn't stop at all, while sucking the master's ass with a spoon, she opened her throat and shouted.

"Drive, drive, come on the husband, come on the old company!"

The master carried the living treasure of his wife Si Niang, pushing his own Wuling Light hard, so tired that he was sweating profusely, really like an old scalper.

Miao Bu was taking the people of the survey team to breakfast, he asked for two baskets of xiaolongbao, a bowl of oil tea and two large fritters, and only asked for a basket of xiaolongbao for the other three people, three bowls of porridge and nothing else, Miao Bu was baring his teeth and said to them.

"Two brothers, and duckweed girls, you are all young people, you have to eat a little less, your brother Miao is a person who has come over to eat a little more, it doesn't matter, I don't pay attention to body shape, don't pay attention to getting fat, you young people are different, you must pay attention to body shape, once you eat fat, you can't lose weight no matter how much you spend." ”

Qu duckweed didn't say anything, and he was reluctant to do so.

"Brother Miao, we have to pay attention to the body shape, but we don't pay attention to it like this, you make a basket of xiaolongbao for the three of us to eat, how can it be filled in which corner of the stomach, you can give us two more baskets of xiaolongbao, we can only have one cage per person." ”

Miao Buzheng replied: "Brother Chang Short, and Brother Fang Cun, if you want to come, it is very okay, then you have to pay for it yourself, Si Niang gave us such a little money, and the master also stipulated that everyone can only eat three yuan for breakfast, how can you eat three cages!"