Chapter 06: The Jedi Strikes Back

Zhou Xiaolan's belly is getting bigger and bigger, and she has asked for leave to give birth at home, and she goes to her mother's house every day to fight the autumn breeze. Qin Guizhi is also happy to get food for her daughter.

But every time he eats, Yuan Man still doesn't adapt, every time he is a special bowl and chopstick, and he doesn't dare to clip it when he sees something delicious. It's unnatural and embarrassing anyway. So many times, Zhou Xiaolan was sent downstairs to Zhou's house. In his words, he is comfortable eating at home!

Zhou Xiaolan is getting more and more excessive, not only eating and drinking at her mother's house, but also staying overnight.

Okay, okay, lest you do this and that at home, and end up clean.

But when one person is at home, he is quite thoughtful.

- Where did the child give birth? In Renhe Hospital or in the Central Hospital? Mother-in-law means to give birth at home. Jiayuan is good, all are VIP treatment, but the price is also quite VIP!

Why can't you give birth to a child?" Yuan Man said, holding his purse.

Cut, I only have one daughter, so let her enjoy the VIP at home round. My life is hard, your father hasn't let me enjoy any VIP! My mother is about to give birth, and he also went to the police in other places. There was no way, the old lady called a taxi to the hospital by herself. In a taxi, the amniotic water breaks. Fortunately, the driver was good, and instead of blaming me, he took me to the hospital and helped me sign it. Later, as you know, Xiaolan became his goddaughter. Originally, Xiaolan grew up to be his daughter-in-law, but he was robbed by your kid, hehehe. Qin Guizhi gushed about the past.

- What about the mortgage? Although I used to have a good salary, I paid a down payment (only a small part, and my eldest brother supported a little), and I didn't have much money left. In the past few months, I have been recuperating at home again, and I am really sitting on a mountain of empty food, and I am about to become a loser! How will I repay the mortgage in the future?

- My younger brother was admitted to university, and my sister-in-law said that he would have to pay for the tuition. She said that the tuition and fees for three years of high school drained her family, and she couldn't afford it in college. If he doesn't want to come out, his younger brother will have to stop studying. He also said that when his younger brother gets married, he will not be allowed to use the money to buy a house or something. Anyway, I just don't want to. Although Yuan Man knew that the family background of the eldest brother's family was not as shallow as the sister-in-law said, the oranges would be sold for more than 200,000 yuan every year. But the sister-in-law said that, what else can she shirk? What's more, after the eldest brother was injured and disabled at work, although he lost 300,000 yuan, he didn't have much chance to make money. Maybe I'll have to help my nephews and nieces in the future. Money!

-- The issue of pension for the elderly. My sister-in-law always talks about my mother's medical expenses, intentionally or unintentionally. The sister-in-law faintly revealed this meaning: The old man, we greeted and sent him away. Is the old lady yours? Okay, okay, you have the right thing to say, and it belongs to me and mine! Although my parents-in-law are able to eat well now, they will have to run to the hospital one day if they can't keep it. Although there is NCMS and medical insurance that can be reimbursed, I always have to pay a part of it.

Yuan Man thought about it.

People who have no long-term worries must have near-term worries. How can Yuan Man still sit still?!

When he goes out to find a job, others are afraid of hepatitis B and don't want him. Can you do it yourself?

Once this thought arises, it is like a seed sprouting. Yuan Man thinks about opening a store every day: choosing a location, finding employees, and how to run a business...... One by one, he thought very clearly, and he was so excited that he couldn't sleep in the middle of the night and called Zhou Xiaolan.

"What are you doing?" Zhou Xiaolan obviously fell asleep and asked in a daze.

"Wife, wife," Yuan Man said excitedly, "I'm going to open a store." ”

"What kind of store do you open?" asked Zhou Xiaolan.

"The hotel!" Yuan Man said, "They don't want me, I'll do it myself!"

"What kind of nerves do you have in the middle of the night?" asked Zhou Xiaolan. Suddenly, he screamed.

"What's the matter, wife?" asked Yuan Man nervously.

"Ouch," Zhou Xiaolan said bitterly, "I guess I'm going to give birth!" and called her mother loudly when she finished.

Zhou Xiaolan failed to enjoy the VIP treatment of Jiayuan. Qin Guizhi and Zhou Wei hurriedly sent her to the nearest Renhe Hospital. By the time Yuan Man arrived at Renhe, Zhou Xiaolan had already been sent to the delivery room.

"Is this kid in such a hurry?" Yuan Man smiled dumbly, and was uneasy.

"There was no warning before," Qin Guizhi said, "and there is still a week left in the due date." ”

Zhou Wei was so worried that he was restless, "Qin Guizhi, Xiaolan should be fine, right?"

"It's okay, our daughter is very skinny!" Qin Guizhi comforted Zhou Wei.

went smoothly, and Zhou Xiaolan gave birth to a fat boy without much effort.

At the door of the delivery room, Yuan Man gave Zhou Xiaolan a deep kiss of gratitude, "Hard work, wife!"

"What are you crying about?" Zhou Xiaolan smiled, but the pain made the smile a little hideous, "I gave birth to a son for you, are you happy?"

"Sons and daughters are good," Yuan Man said, "as long as you give birth to them, they all like them." ”

"My son is handsome!" Zhou Xiaolan said proudly, "It looks like you!"

"Not handsome!" Yuan Man said with a frown, "red, wrinkled, like a monkey." ”

"Is it a monkey?" Zhou Xiaolan laughed, grinning in pain, "Didn't you say that you would give birth to a monkey, it's really a monkey!"

After laughing for a while, Zhou Xiaolan said, "Husband, I'm so hungry!"

"Can you not be hungry?" Qin Guizhi said with a smile, "There are suddenly six or seven catties of meat missing in my stomach." Hurriedly instructed Yuan Man to go back and boil eggs for her.

Obediently, Zhou Xiaolan ate ten boiled eggs in one go. Yuan was dumbfounded, "Wife, you are too powerful!"

The birth of his son made Yuan, a first-time father, full of joy and hurriedness. But a can of milk powder made Yuan Man unable to resist. Opening your own store must be on the agenda.

When Yuan Man once again proposed to Zhou Xiaolan about opening a store, Zhou Xiaolan raised objections.

Zhou Xiaolan listened carefully to Yuan Man's plan and said, "How can I have the money to open a store for you now?"

"Mortgage," Ms. Zhou said, "and milk powder money." Can you be realistic, you?"

Yuan Man didn't expect Zhou Xiaolan to object.

"What if you don't open a store?" Yuan Man said dissatisfiedly, "When I go out to find a job, people don't want me!"

"Your thinking is too narrow," Zhou Xiaolan said, "and you want to open a restaurant with all your minds." The world is so big, there is no place for you? Seventy-two lines, you only recognize one line. ”

But it is really difficult for people with hepatitis B to find a job. No matter what job you are looking for, there must be one condition that makes you retreat, that is, "no infectious diseases"!

China has a large population of hepatitis B. According to online data, the data in 2014 was 70 million for the more optimistic, 80 million for the more conservative, and 90 million for the more pessimistic. Although with the development of medical technology, the number of hepatitis B patients is decreasing year by year, the unified caliber is still 70 million!

Such a large number of people need to be controlled by long-term medication, and the annual cost of antiviral drugs is in the thousands to tens of thousands, but they cannot get help from the state.

Whether it is iatrogenic transmission, vertical transmission from mother to child, or sexual transmission between husband and wife, as well as unclean sex, blood sales and other causes of their own reasons. What else can you do besides planting?

If you have hands and feet, it doesn't matter if the state doesn't help you, but if you don't have job opportunities, you shouldn't do it!

"Some jobs don't exclude people with hepatitis. Zhou Xiaolan said.

"What kind of work doesn't exclude hepatitis B, you can talk about it!" Yuan Man didn't believe it.

"There's a job you don't know if you'd like to do?" Ms. Zhou said.

"What do you do?" asked Yuan Man.

"Send courier. Zhou Xiaolan said, "I'm very tired, I'm afraid your body can't bear it." ”

"Damn!" Yuan Man didn't show weakness, "Your husband is so weak?" and put on a bodybuilding pose.

Zhou Xiaolan burst out laughing, "If you want to, I'll tell you about it." ”

"Who are you talking to?" Yuan Man was curious.

"My former colleague Xiao Luo," Zhou Xiaolan said, "she quit her job and contracted a courier site with her husband." ”

"Does express make a lot of money?" asked Yuan Man.

"It's okay to listen to Xiao Luo," Zhou Xiaolan said, "I said that there is a basic salary of more than 1,000 yuan, and then the delivery is eight cents a piece, and the receipt is three yuan a piece." ”

Yuan Man roughly calculated, "Damn, you earn more than me as a chef?"

"That's," Zhou Xiaolan said, "It seems that there are rice subsidies, phone subsidies, and five insurances and one housing fund." ”

"Your restaurant doesn't have five insurances, one housing fund, and one gold. Zhou Xiaolan teased.

"There is a gross five insurances and one housing fund," Mr. Yuan said, "and the wages are often delayed." It's not that you don't make money. ”

"It's not that I didn't make any money," Zhou Xiaolan seemed to know these routines well, "I pay all my wages every month, what do you use to trap you masters?

"Looks like you know a lot about these roads. Yuan Man said with admiration.

"Are you going, are you going, are you going?" Zhou Xiaolan said.

"Do I still have a choice?" said Yuan Man, "It's good to have a job, your husband is not a picky person." ”

"Let's talk about it first," Zhou Xiaolan said, "The body is important, so don't do it anymore if you can't bear it." Okay?"

"Yes, Madam!" Yuan Man happily kissed Zhou Xiaolan, and on a whim, it rained again.

Anyway, doing express delivery is hard work, who is going to do it? Not to mention that Zhou Xiaolan also invited a fish hot pot for this matter. So Xiao Luo didn't refuse Yuan Man because of hepatitis B, as long as he was on guard everywhere.

Doing courier delivery is not an easy task either. As long as the logistics information is found and the express arrives in the city, the urging calls are one after another. I really don't know what they're anxious about? they're all sending things, and they're urging! I'm so busy, I don't have time to pee, I don't have time to eat, I go home tired like a dog, I don't want to move, I sweat all over my body, and I want to sleep without washing.

Zhou Xiaolan saw it in her eyes and felt pain in her heart. I regret letting Yuan Man do the courier.

But Yuan Man said, it doesn't matter, you are tired in any line. Don't you see those who ask for money, and they have to kneel on the ground for a long time, so they won't be tired? You go and kneel for a day.

In the early stage, because he was not familiar with the route, Yuan Man did not send many pieces. Later, I gradually got acquainted with it, and the number of deliveries increased. I also received some pieces, and my income this month is still more than 3,000. Although I am very tired and my income is low, I am still very happy that I have received my income after all. As soon as they were happy, the two practiced again.

was already tired and had sexual affairs, and Yuan Man felt very tired the next day. But in order to make money, Yuan Man still insisted on delivering the pieces.

It looks like it's going to be a big deal. The pieces sent by Yuan Man are two big guys, as if they are furniture or something.

Yuan Man sent the goods downstairs to the buyer and called the buyer to go downstairs to pick up the goods.

The buyer, a woman in her forties, was standing on the balcony answering the phone.

"Let's move it up. The woman said.

"Eldest sister," Yuan Man said to the woman, "we don't send those upstairs, only downstairs." ”

"You see I'm a woman, you don't help with this?" the woman pretended to be pitiful.

"But eldest sister," Yuan Man said helplessly, "you don't have an elevator on this floor, and you asked me to move up to the sixth floor?"

"Help, little handsome guy," the woman said super nicely, "I'll give you a good review later." ”

Yuan Man couldn't listen to good words, and a little handsome guy made his heart flutter. Okay, okay, just do her a favor.

"I said eldest sister," Yuan Man asked with the big piece on his back, "What did you buy, it's so heavy!"

"The desk I bought for my daughter. ”

"Do you have to buy a desk online?" Yuan Man asked puzzledly, "Aren't there many logistics parks?" ”

"It's cheap!" said the woman.

"Plus the shipping is not cheap. Yuan Man said.

"Free shipping. ”

Oh, that's pretty much it.

Tired as a dog! Yuan Man's legs flashed.

"I'm tired. The woman said thoughtfully.

Can you not be tired! Such a heavy thing, I don't have a handle, I'm tired to death!

"If you're tired, just rest. The woman said.

"No, eldest sister," said Yuan Man, "I still have so many pieces that I haven't delivered." ”

"I'm sorry," said the woman, "I'll help you." ”

The second piece is also a big guy, which is a coffee table. Seeing that Yuan Man was very tired, the woman volunteered to carry it.

To be honest, it was not as easy for the two of them to carry it as Yuan Man on his back. Yuan Man walks at the head, the woman has nothing to do, Yuan Man has to pull hard, otherwise the weight will go to the woman; Yuan Man walks at the end, the weight is all pressed over, not to mention, and he can't see the road ahead.

Around the corner of the third floor, Yuan Man really couldn't afford to come.

"Eldest sister," Yuan Man gasped, "I'll carry it myself." ”

The woman was already tired enough, and when she heard Yuan Man say so, she said hello, and let go before Yuan Man was ready.

Click!

It's over! The glass inside must be shattered.

"I can't take this!" said the woman.

Under the care and care of Ma Yun's father, the current buyer Niu Dafa can return the goods unconditionally and refuse to accept them for no reason.

Your refusal is a matter of one sentence. But I have to carry such a heavy thing.

In order to create the illusion that it was a logistical damage, the desk had to be rejected as well.

I'll fuck you, uncle!

Fortunately, this woman still has a conscience, and she didn't push the responsibility on the courier brother, and she insisted that it would be bad if she sent it. The seller inquired and communicated with the logistics again, and it was a Rashomon.

Although Yuan Man worked hard and sweated, he didn't pay for it after all, so he was glad to be happy.

This time there was no danger, but the other one made Yuan Man hurt his old heart.

Now on the Internet, it seems that you can buy everything except arms. And they can shop around, pick up the best and cheapest to buy, so people are getting more and more homely, moving their fingers, and waiting for three or two days, things will come. No, fruits have to be bought online.

On this day, one of the pieces that Yuan Man wanted to send was a box of bananas.

"Mr. Luo," Yuan Man said to Xiao Luo, "this banana seems to be broken, and there is water outside the box." ”

"No, it won't. Xiao Luo said, "That's it when you get to the site, it should be icy." ”

Do bananas need to be frozen?

"I think it will be handled directly as a damaged part," Yuan Man said, "and the sent piece will also be returned, I guess." ”

In order to earn those few dollars, Xiao Luo insisted on letting Yuan Man send them.

Yuan Man delivered the bananas to an upscale community, and the buyer called them upstairs. Fortunately, I can take the elevator up this time, which saves a lot of effort.

Sure enough, as Yuan Man expected, he refused!

If you refuse to accept it, you will refuse it, why talk so impulsively!

"What do you think you're all eating?" the woman was shocked. The fat body is fashionably dressed, wearing gold and silver. A big scarlet mouth is ugly, "Sending a product is called a slow delivery! Touch maggots? Bananas are all broken!"

Auntie, you're not a courier in the same city, okay! You're from out of town, and you've been walking for a few days.

"What's the quibble?" the lady rebuked, "Would it be bad to send it sooner?"

The Philippines still wants to steal our Scarborough Shoal Island, and you still buy their bananas!

Besides, whether it's a real Philippine banana or not is still two words. Bananas produced in the south of our country, which one cannot be pretended to be a Philippine banana!

"Auntie," Yuan Man held back his contempt, "if you are not satisfied with the goods, you can refuse to accept them." ”

"My grandson eats this banana. The lady said, "You can't even do this!

"Then," Yuan Man held back his anger, "Auntie, are you refusing to accept it?"

"Refuse?" said the lady, "we have a little money?"

"Then, Auntie, please sign for it. Yuan Man said.

The lady snorted angrily and signed for it.

"I'll help you move in. Yuan Man said.

"No," said the lady, "help me pick out the good ones." ”

When will the courier guy provide this additional freemium business?!

"Auntie," said Yuan Man, "I still have a lot of pieces that have not been delivered." Pick it yourself. ”

The lady blew up, "What do you mean, isn't this what you should do?"

"I'm sorry, Auntie," Yuan Man tried to restrain himself, "We'll just deliver the goods." ”

The noble lady was really grumpy, took the box of bananas from Yuan Man's hand, and threw them at Yuan Man.

Yuan Man was smashed in the middle, and the nosebleeds came out.

"Paralyzed!" Yuan Man suddenly became angry, "Don't deceive people too much!"

"It's too much of a deception, what's wrong?" the lady coaxed, "What do you want to do?!"

Yuan Man was about to roll up his sleeves and do a big job, but suddenly remembered the principle that he couldn't conflict with customers. Forget it, Lao Tzu endures!

Yuan Man didn't entangle with her, and turned around and left directly.

Whew, a box of bananas flew over and smashed on Yuan Man's back with a snap, and Yuan Man stumbled.

"What are you doing?!" Yuan was furious.

"Take this thing away from Lao Tzu!" said the lady coldly.

Lao Tzu's Lao Tzu has already gone to heaven, Lao Tzu has not remarried, and Lao Tzu has no Lao Tzu anymore!

Yuan Man couldn't hear anyone call him Lao Tzu, except for Zhou Xiaolan, because it was the private conversation of two people.

"Keep your mouth clean!" Yuan Man warned the woman.

"What do you want to do?" the lady defied.

"No matter how clean your mouth is," Yuan Man said angrily, "Lao Tzu will kill you!"

"Kill me?" said the lady with a sad smile, "Look who kills whom!"

After a while, two security guards came up and pulled Yuan Man to the security room.

It's black and white!

The security guard inquired about the situation as usual. And then be a peacemaker.

"Brother," said one of the security guards, "apologize to Auntie." ”

"What do I apologize for?" Yuan came up bloodily, "She smashed me and asked me to apologize?"

The lady seemed to be casual, but in fact looked at Yuan Man defiantly.

"The people in this neighborhood can't be messed with!" another security guard whispered, "They're either rich or expensive." ”

Fuck! There is no justice and axiom at all, only money and power! Yuan Man said angrily in his heart. But think about it and continue to send it, forget it, bear with it!

So he apologized to the lady.

When he got off work, Xiao Luo said that a customer complained about Yuan Man and wanted to deduct his money.

Yuan Man was furious at that time.

"Paralyzed!" Yuan Man roared, "She beat me, and she wants to complain about me, and she wants to deduct my money?"

"The customers are bigger than the sky," Xiao Luo said, "and we can't help it." ”

"I said I wouldn't deliver that box of broken bananas," Yuan Manhuo said, "You have to deliver it." You're going to deduct my money now?!"

"If the banana is broken, the customer can refuse to accept it," Xiao Luo said, "but you shouldn't have a conflict with the customer!"

"It's not me who has a conflict with her," Yuan Man said, "it's the dead woman who is making trouble!"

Yuan Man pointed to his nose and said, "Smashed my nosebleeds, you can't see it!"

Xiao Luo didn't entangle with Yuan Man about who was right and who was wrong, and said, "Dry express delivery is like this, you always have to be wronged." If you can stand it, you will do it, and if you can't stand it, you will leave!"

What do you mean? Do you want me to leave?

Yuan Man became angry all of a sudden, "Just go!

"I'm afraid hepatitis B is hard to find something to do. Xiao Luo said sarcastically.

Yuan Man couldn't stand this bird's anger anymore, and left after settling accounts with Xiao Luo. Seven deductions and eight deductions didn't lose a few dollars, but Yuan Man was not in the mood to calculate carefully.