In society, you hammer brother, people don't talk much.

Hearing Zhao Si'er, the dog thief, play with me like this, of course I was going to be angry, so I reached out and grabbed his collar and pressed him against the wall.

Uh, phew, what's the wall......

Zhao Si'er stretched out his hand to tear me away, and said, "What are you anxious about, I haven't explained it yet." ”

"Tell me quickly, I still have to sleep, and I can't be late tomorrow. "I pulled on my clothes.

"It's magic misplaced water, and it's useless to drink it alone. The old man began to talk nonsense, "This red bottle represents a woman, and the blue bottle represents a man, but if you give the red bottle to the man and the blue bottle to the woman, then it will—"

I asked brightly, "What will happen then?!"

"Swap souls. Zhao Si'er laughed obscenely and said, "You can understand that exchanging bodies." ”

"Swap - Body-Body!"

My heart jumped with joy, if I said this, if I exchanged for a beautiful girl's body, wouldn't it be ......

"Uh-hey-"

I smiled and hugged Zhao Si'er's shoulders, sorted out his clothes for him, and said, "Brother Si'er, I was wrong with my brother just now, you forgive one, there will be gifts like this in the future, remember not to forget your brother." ”

"It's easy to say, by the way, brother, you can't use this potion indiscriminately. Zhao Si'er said to me with a nervous expression.

Of course, I knew what Zhao Si'er wanted to say, it was nothing more than that I was afraid that I would do something bad, so I immediately said to him: "Don't worry, brother, I won't use it indiscriminately." ”

"No, Hammer, I wanted to tell you ...... this potion."

"I know, I know, I have to get up early to go to work tomorrow and go to bed, Brother Si'er. ”

Zhao Si wanted to say something to me, but I pushed him and said, "Anlaan, go to sleep." ”

At this time, Zhao Si was completely helpless, so he had to turn into a ball of immortal qi and disperse it in my body.

I grinned and slipped the two bottles of potion into my pocket and walked out of the kitchen.

"Second brother, right," I smiled at Yang Jian and said, "What's that-"

I pointed to the rhubarb and said, "The roaring dog is very good, brother, you are very good at raising dogs." ”

Yang Jian nodded at me, and said, "Thank you, Brother Hammer, for the compliment, it's not too early, I want to rest, I don't know ...... my room?"

"Oh oh, come with me. I stood up and said with some embarrassment: "Second brother, you understand a little, I built a hut for Rhubarb, so ......"

"It's fine, I understand. ”

Yang Jian kicked the rhubarb lightly, and the dog immediately ran out by itself, alas, it is really more angry than the gods, if I kick this dog, I don't have to bite out of rabies.

I thought about it for a while, and brought Yang Jian to the third floor, so it's a little embarrassing to meet the group of emperor assassins on the second floor.

"Second brother, are you satisfied with this room?" I turned on the light in the room and said to Yang Jian.

Yang Jian obviously narrowed his eyes, in fact, I did it on purpose, mainly because I wanted to see how this guy's Tianyan would react.

"Satisfied. Yang Jian said to me.

I nodded, wanting to joke with this guy, because I always want to see what it looks like when I meet someone with such a straight face.

"Second brother, do you immortals also need to sleep?"

Yang Jian frowned slightly, and said softly: "I didn't need it before, but I need it now." ”

"Aha?" I wondered.

"When I go to the mortal world, I have no divine power. Yang Jian said a little helplessly, "It's the same as you mortals, so you need to sleep." ”

I immediately froze, and my eyes suddenly became empty.

Although Zhao Si'er didn't promise to give me money before, I wasn't depressed, this is because of Yang Jian's existence, when this guy and Sun Wukong were fighting, they turned into all kinds of things, and if he said so, he would definitely make a lot of money.

But now he told me that he had no divine powers, and that he was just an ordinary mortal like me.

Hehe, MMP.

Knowing that the second brother had no divine power, my interest suddenly decreased a lot, and after taking clothes for him and explaining some things, I went straight back to my room.

"Master, you're finally back, Chu Chu misses you so much-"

Little Lori lay on my bed and kicked her little feet to me.

"......"

My nosebleed almost came out, to be honest, you have to understand the feelings of an old man who has been single for more than 20 years, such a little Lori in white silk lying on the bed and calling you delicately Master,, anyway, your hammer brother can't stand it.

"Chu Chu, I miss you too, hehe-"

I immediately took off my coat and threw it on the ground, and then I threw myself on the bed with a hungry tiger pounced on the sheep.

Helplessly, little Lori rolled in an instant and dodged my body.

"Don't do that, master. Little Lori blushed and said, "The system has detected that the owner has bad thoughts, and it can't be such a master." ”

I got up from the bed, looked at Chu Chu and said, "Chu Chu, can you ......"

"Ahh

Chu Chu immediately covered his eyes and said shyly: "Master, you hooligan, how can you let Chu Chu do that kind of thing." ”

I'm made blood spurt by this little Lori.,My body is about to suffocate the fire.,You're dressed like this and coquettish to me.,How can I be restrained by a man with a great body......

"Master, don't make trouble, Chu Chu can't stand such a frivolous one. Little Lori said, holding the belt in her hand.

OMG......

Just imagine, there is a little Lori in a skirt and white silk lying in front of you, calling you the master pitifully, and then saying that she can't stand the lightness......

Brother Hammer really can't stand the birds......

"Chu Chu—"

I reached out and grabbed little Lori's arm, and pressed her under me with a rollover, and then stared into her eyes and said, "Chu Chu ......"

"Don't be ...... master" Xiao Lori closed her eyes and gasped: "Please, master, don't do this to Chu Chu, Chu Chu will activate the defense system." ”

My body was about to explode, where could I care about this, my hands pressed on Lori's shoulders, and I leaned over to kiss her on the lips.

"The time travel function is activating...... "Little Lori said coldly, staring at me.

My little Ding Ding suddenly stiffened, and instantly became nervous, why did he turn on the shuttle function at this time?

In the next second, little Lori turned into a green digital light and entered my body, and I, a guy named Wang Unlucky, began my journey through time again.

"Report to the master, the location of this crossing, the daughter country-"