"Hammer...... Hammer ......"

"Bang-"

"Brother Hammer...... One more ......."

"Bang-"

"Hammer...... Little Hammer ......"

"Bang-"

"Sledgehammer ......"

"Bang-"

I looked at the four guys who were killed, and thought to myself, these guys really think that they are Wu Song, and they can still have some ambiguous things with tigress after drinking eighteen bowls in a row?

In ancient times, the alcohol concentration was relatively low, and the taste was either light or rich, which was different from the wine made by the current machine, the concentration was quite high, and it did not taste good in the mouth.

After these four guys drank a few big bowls, they couldn't hold it anymore, and they either talked nonsense about how awesome they were when they were emperors, or they knocked on the bowl with chopsticks, and shouted songs they didn't understand.

Jing Ke and Zhao Gao are a little better, Uncle Jing fell down directly after getting drunk, Zhao Gao found a bed and then collapsed, this old eunuch will really find a comfortable place for himself.

After dragging the others back to their rooms, I cleaned up the dining room myself, and sat quietly at the table, holding my head and thinking about what had happened these days.

"Hammer...... Brother Hammer is good. ”

I was tapping on my head with my eyes closed when I heard a clean sound that scared me so much that I almost fell off the bench.

"Who?"

I looked away at the man across from me, frowned, and asked.

"Wang-"

Rhubarb suddenly ran in at some point, squatted beside the man and pouted twice, and then rubbed his body against the man's legs.

"II...... Second brother?" I guessed.

"Hello Brother Hammer. The man nodded at me.

I immediately jumped up from the stool, jumped three meters high, and then shouted in my loud voice: "Zhao Si'er, you come out for me!"

Soon, a smiling old man came out of the kitchen with a popsicle in his mouth, and said to me as he went, "Hammer, do you have any other flavors?" ”

Because of the existence of Erlang God, I didn't dare to get angry, after all, he was a fairy, I smiled at Yang Jian, and then dragged the obscene old man back to the kitchen.

"What the hell, let go of me, hammer, don't do that, I don't like mortals. Zhao Si'er said to me.

"Bah-"

I scolded and said, "What's the matter with him?"

"Didn't I tell you, I was a little delayed before, and I didn't come here, but now I just happened to come. Zhao Si'er said as he licked his popsicle.

"That's not what I meant," I glanced outside, and saw Erlang God stroking the Roaring Sky Dog, so I said, "What are you doing with him for me?"

"Your guest. Zhao Si'er crossed his waist and said.

I looked at this guy with a tangled expression and said, "I don't want this kind of guest anymore, it's too much trouble to deal with you immortals, you can send him back." ”

"Impossible. Zhao Si'er said to me solemnly, "If you send it over, you still want people to go back?"

", then according to what you say, I don't want to live? There are so many of them living in my house, and any random person will cause a big mess if anyone finds out, and I can't live anymore?" I muttered, "And you sent Gao Yanli and Zhao Gao over, I understand, after they died, the grievances were not over, but what happened to Yang Jian and the Roaring Sky Dog? Don't tell me that they were also brought by you from the underworld." ”

Zhao Si was stunned for a moment, and then licked the popsicle and looked at me quietly.

"What's wrong? Say it quickly, what should I do?" I didn't realize that Zhao Si was wrong at this time, and when I remembered the flaws he exposed at this time, I couldn't regret it.

"Oh, in that case, I'll tell you everything. Zhao Si stretched out his hand and patted me on the shoulder, and said: "Big hammer, you also know that those guys in the sky have been doing one thing for thousands of years, and some of them are too boring, so please ask me to come to the mortal world for a walk, don't worry, they won't live for a long time, at most a year." ”

"What's that? a year at most?" I gritted my teeth and nodded, "Okay, you're ruthless!"

"Don't hammer like this, I have a lot of treasures here, I'll give you whatever you want. Zhao Si said to me with a smile.

I pretended to be angry and turned around, glanced at this guy secretly, and said dissatisfiedly: "So many people live with me, eat and drink, you can't give me some living expenses or anything?"

Actually, my original intention was to ask for some money, this guy must have a lot of money to make incense for the gods, my little request is not too much, right?

"I don't have any money, big breasted brother," Zhao Si'er said extremely shamelessly, "You have to understand our difficulties in being immortals, and you can figure out your own way in terms of money." ”

I had a black question mark on my face, and I really didn't want to complain about anything, so I'll throw away all the popsicles in the fridge later, and see what you old thing will eat next time.

"And what about my gift? I said impatiently.

Zhao Si'er looked at me with wide eyes and said, "Hammer, you can't be so faceless, didn't I give you the elixir before?"

"Ahh

In society, Brother Hammer wants to teach you a truth through facts today: when you encounter a shameless person, you can only subdue him if you are more shameless than him.

So under my even more shameless request, Zhao Si'er finally chose to bow to the dark boss forces of the social hammer.

"Since you said that, I will give you something more this time as compensation, and you are not allowed to mention that matter again in the future. ”

"Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and get the gifts. ”

Zhao Si'er was stunned, took out two bottles from his pocket, and said to me: "These two bottles of medicine have a magical effect." ”

I looked at the red and blue bottles in the old man's hand and said, "Hurry up, let it go." ”

Zhao Si'er glared at me, and then said, "If you give this red medicine to a woman—"

"Will her heart ripple?" I laughed obscenely at Zhao Si'er.

She didn't react. Zhao Si'er said speechlessly, "If you give this blue medicine to a man—"

"I know!" I said with an affirmative face, "women can't stand it!"

"It's nothing. ”

I immediately grabbed Zhao Si'er's collar and pressed the dog thief against the wall, and said, "You old guy is here to tease me?"