Gao Feng turned the pants over, and everyone found that the crotch of his pants was full of words with a blue marker, densely packed together like small ants, and everyone had questions.

"Third brother, you can see such a small word. ”

"Hehe, third brother Ben, I can't see it. ”

Gao Feng laughed twice, and everyone scolded.

"Third brother, since you can't see it, why are you still holding a pair of pants, you are not a camel to pay New Year's greetings. ”

Gao Feng said: "Everyone, you are right, the third brother is a camel to pay New Year's greetings, and now I don't want these pants." ”

Gao Feng threw his pants off the stage and covered the heads of the two people, and the two people in the trouser legs fought on the spot.

"Mei Gui, with your fate, is the deepest memory of the passing years, I use perseverance and no regrets, freehand the pure beauty of love, when the wind rises, I hide myself in a flower, in the shadow of loneliness, quietly miss you; when the rain falls, I put my heart in the poem, with a light pen and ink, writing and whispering with you.

Mei Zhuo, I have copied this poem more than 1,600 times from the third brother, and I also send you text messages every day, why don't you reply to me once, even if you reply with a rolling word, I feel very honored to answer the third brother!"

Gao Feng was like a magic trick, conjuring up a big bath towel, which was full of words, and it was also written with a blue marker, and there was such a poem written on it, and the signature of the third brother was also signed.

"Ah, third brother, it's so emotional, I actually came up with this bath towel to confess, you are really romantic, we are all moved to death.

However, third brother, you seem to have confessed wrong, you should confess to Second Sister Mei, how can you confess to First Sister Mei. ”

Gao Feng ingeniously took out a bath towel to confess, which also made everyone feel that the third brother understands romance, and these hosts with heads and faces just know how to play, and even thought of writing confessional poems on the bath towel, which really makes everyone look at it and shake their hearts.

However, everyone also found a problem, the third brother should confess to the second sister, the second sister is the bride, she is the protagonist today, not the first sister Mei, how can the third brother confess to Mei Gui, this is not the wrong object.

Gao Feng held the bath towel like a matador: "Everyone, this Bai's blue letter, this is clearly written, how can there be a mistake, there is no mistake at all, this is the confession to Mei Gui, this is signed with the name of the third brother, some of you must have seen the signature of the third brother on TV, just like painting a bird, that is the signature of the third brother." ”

There were many people in the audience who nodded, and they all told Gao Feng that they had seen the signature of the third brother, and no one knew the name of the third brother, just like drawing a bird, but this has an advantage, that is, many people can't imitate his signature.

Gao Feng said this, some people have doubts, since the signature of the third brother is like a bird, then the words written on this bath towel are so beautiful, it doesn't prove that it is not from the same person, could it be that the person who wrote this poem is someone else.

Gao Feng told everyone that the poems on the bath towel were written by the third brother at the invitation of the calligrapher, and the signature was signed by himself, so there are two fonts on the bath towel, two completely different fonts.

Everyone asked again: "Third brother, are you sure that the words on this bath towel were written by a calligrapher?"

Gao Feng told everyone with certainty that this is indeed a calligrapher's handwriting, or a member of the National Calligraphers Association, and other people's handwriting is very valuable.

Everyone said: "Third brother, we don't believe that he is a member of the National Calligraphy Association, we don't believe that he is a calligrapher, but we believe that he is a doctor, or a doctor in a township hospital, and only a doctor in a township hospital can write this font. ”

Gao Feng said: "Everyone, that's because you don't understand art, and the art that everyone makes now can't be appreciated or accepted by ordinary people, and I don't know if he can appreciate it himself." ”

Everyone said again: "Third brother, Second Sister Yu is your bride, why don't you confess to her, but what are you doing to confess to First Sister Mei, are you going to defect on the spot, are you going to revolt on the spot?"

Gao Feng smiled: "Haha, everyone, I don't want to defect on the spot, I don't want to revolt on the spot, I also take out the evidence for everyone to see, take a look at the behavior of the third brother, while he is pursuing the second sister, he has also been harassing the first sister Mei."

Like this big bath towel full of words, Sister Mei received hundreds, and not only bath towels, but also towels and handkerchiefs, as well as books, clothes, etc., the things he gave to Sister Mei can be piled up into two hills, and he wrote the same poem on these things, everyone can take a look. ”

Gao Feng pointed with his hand, the nineteen best men dressed as men pushed nineteen small carts, that is, the kind of small carts for shopping in the supermarket, the small carts were full of various items, what towels and bath towels, what sheets and quilt covers, and all kinds of cloths, it was really dazzling, Gao Feng shook off these items one by one for everyone to see, all of them were written with the same poems, all from the same calligrapher's hand, and the signatures were all birds painted by the third brother.

"Everyone, you have all seen it, this is all the work of the third brother, and this is all a good thing he did.

Ladies and gentlemen, if these items are not written, do we think they can be used completely, but after being written by the third brother, we can't use them, isn't this a kind of romance, and a kind of harassment. ”

Everyone looked at the sheets and quilt covers loaded with these nineteen cars, most of them were four-piece sets, and six-piece sets of eight-piece sets, in fact, they were all brand new items, as Gao Feng said, if it wasn't written by the third brother, it was undoubtedly a good family life item, and after he wrote it, it would become a waste product, and the words written by this marker pen were the most difficult to clean.

"But no, third brother, these are too wasteful, you rich people can't waste it like this, why write on it, why don't you put a note on it, so that even if you confess, you won't waste daily necessities." ”

Everyone is very sorry, everyone is also a person who lives at home, and I can't see rich people waste things like this, everyone also feels that what kind of romance is played by rich people now, it is purely a waste of money, and it is the disaster of money burning.

Everyone thought about it again and felt that something was not quite right.

"Third brother, you just pick up the third brother, why are you collecting your own evidence, you have harassed Sister Mei for a few years, and Sister Mei didn't even give you a rolling word, so you have been harassing you, you still think that if you want to try the twisted melon will be sweet, if you keep twisting it, it will not be sweet but will be called to the police. ”

That's true, how can you take out the evidence of what you have done badly, it's either stupid or your brain is in water, and everyone thinks it's very strange.

Gao Feng said: "Everyone, you are very suspicious, you should also be suspicious, in fact, I told the big guy, I am not the third brother, my surname is Gao Mingfeng, I am not the groom, I am just here to expose the ugly face of the third brother, he married the second sister is also to get close to Miss Mei Gui, he wants to keep harassing Miss Mei Gui, he has reached the point of outrageous." ”

"Ah, you didn't pick up the third brother, your surname is Gao Mingfeng, and you are not the groom, you just exposed the ugly face of the third brother, where did the third brother go, what about his own people, why didn't he show up at this wedding scene?"

Gao Feng reported his real name and surname, and everyone exclaimed, this guy didn't pick up the third brother for a long time, he wasn't the groom at all, he was just a person that everyone didn't know.

Gao Feng told everyone: "Everyone, in fact, the third brother has appeared on the scene just now, do you still remember the third pig's head, he is the third brother, he has always said that he is the third brother, we can also invite him to the stage, welcome the third brother to the stage again." ”

Gao Feng pointed to the south corner of the activity room with his finger, and he also asked the gaffer to chase a beam of light, and everyone saw a person standing in that corner, this person was wearing a yellow skirt, and his head was covered with a garbage fistula, covered with confetti, two security guards walked over, trying to take off the garbage fistula on his head, and it took a long time to get it down, this guy's head was swollen too big, and it was tightly encased in the garbage fistula, and he couldn't take it out, he could only see his cheeks from the gap of the garbage fistula。

Gao Feng asked the security personnel to bring the third brother to the stage, and the third brother with a garbage fistula smirked and kept saying that.

"Hehe, I'm the third brother, hehe, I'm the groom's officer, I'm the third brother, I'm the groom's official!"

Everyone was in an uproar, this third brother was stupid, how did he get stupid, he should be the groom, how did he become like this?

"Everyone, do you want to know how this third brother became like this, the handsome guy will show you a video, as long as you watch this video, everyone will know how this third brother is stupid. ”

The video played, and there was a scene in the video, as the groom's third brother stood at the elevator door waiting for the elevator, and then a woman in a yellow dress held his arm, and when the elevator door opened, the third brother and the woman in the yellow dress entered the elevator.

At the same time, there were eight big men in the elevator, these eight big men, everyone still knows, it is the eight big men who were taken away by the police, and the eight people were taken away by the police with their clothes naked.

Then the elevator closed, and the eight big men surrounded the woman in yellow in the middle, and then the third brother ordered the eight big men to beat up the woman in yellow, and let them force the woman in yellow to bite them one by one from the third brother.

Immediately, the eight big men in the shape of the big man started to punch and kick the woman, and when the eight big men punched and kicked, the woman in yellow changed clothes with the third brother, he became the third brother, and the third brother became the woman.

However, this change is too fast, the eight biao-shaped big men didn't notice it at all, even everyone who watched the video felt too fast, everyone rubbed their eyes and looked at it, only to find very clearly that the two people had changed, the woman became the third brother, and the third brother became the woman, and the third brother was beaten up by these eight big men, and at the same time, they also let the third brother bite their little solution tools one by one, and they laughed wildly, with a smug look.