Chapter 733: Hit You with the Sunflower Treasure Book
When the gaffer turned on the lights, when the loud music stopped, and when the scene was completely quiet, the group of people on the stage appeared to everyone.
The first to cry out was Comrade Gao Feng, who jumped up like a donkey, and the horror was like seeing a new continent.
"I'll check, you bastards, you are really trusting, you are a repentant performance, police comrades, police comrades, come and sweep away pornography, come and sweep pornography. β
When everyone saw this scene on the stage, they were also stupid by the scene on the stage, how could this group of people all be held up, that is, standing on it naked, under the bright light, it made them even more like a little mouse that was peeled off, and it was also like the newborn little mouse, which was also unsightly.
"I'm going, such a big hooligan, they really trust it, police comrades, police comrades, hurry up and sweep away pornography, this is still it, how can the wedding of the second sister be a repentant performance, this is not the rural red and white wedding event." β
It is true that in some rural areas, even in some rural areas of Tulou Town, when red and white ceremonies are held, there will be some mobile stage performances, and these mobile stage performances have such vulgar performances, including Qu duckweed performed in the mobile stage performance team, she was also forced to perform this kind of obscene action, but fortunately Gao Feng saved her in time.
Nowadays, the material conditions are high, but people's spiritual life is vulgar, these vulgar performances have come into being, so that everyone is commonplace, if you are not mixed with this vulgar performance, the audience is not satisfied, and there is a certain truth in the warm and obscene bath.
"I'm sorry that you performed a penny show on the spot, and we are going to take you away. β
Everyone shouted to the police to come and sweep away these people, and immediately thirty or forty policemen rushed to the stage and took these 20 naked guys into custody.
"Hey, comrade police, the third brother of the family also performed a lewd performance, he took the lead in performing the totive dance, he is still our boss, he is the leader, why don't you arrest him, he should be the leader of the hooligans." β
Ren Wuxing, director of the Shinan District Police Station, smiled: "Everyone, have you opened your eyes to see this third brother, but he is wearing cropped pants?"
"I'll go, third brother, we were all fooled by you, you fooled us into holding our pants, fooling us into holding light, you were still wearing cropped pants inside. β
When everyone looked at Gao Feng, they found that he was wearing cropped pants, and he was still holding a pair of pants in his hand.
Gao Feng took the pants and shook it at everyone: "Brothers, I see that you have never really been exposed to this kind of performance, you are too anxious, you are too stupid, you have never seen a pig walking, you should have eaten pork, you haven't heard of it, those girls who do the clothing industry, they are all wearing more than a dozen pairs of underwear, one after another, that is, it has been hanging your appetite, it is like you have one pants and it is gone, how can the performance continue in the future, like your third brother wears at least seven pairs of pants." β
"I'll go, third brother, we are completely fooled by you, you are an old fox, and the third brother, we now understand, why do you take this method to get us, it is equivalent to firing us, some companies want to fire people, that is, repeatedly reduce the wages of employees, your third brother is even more ruthless than them, directly come to this trick to fire us, we can't pay another money." β
These eight big men also figured out a problem, the third brother played this trick, which was premeditated in advance, that is, to find a chance to fire them.
The head of the police station gave an order to escort away the more than 20 young people, and in order to prevent bad influence, the police also put a black convenience bag in their private place.
"Third brother, your acting ability is so strong, your Uncle Ren is optimistic about you, you must also promise to take care of my willful girl, otherwise your Uncle Ren will beat you with the Sunflower Treasure Book. β
The director of the police station, Ren Wuxing, also winked at Gao Feng twice, and stretched out his hands and waved them twice, indicating that he knew the magic skills of the Sunflower Treasure Book, and Gao Feng made a grimace at Ren Wuxing.
"Uncle Ren, don't worry, I'm not afraid of you, I'm still afraid of the Sunflower Treasure Book. β
The police took this group of people away, and the few young people who volunteered to come to power were also aggrieved and unconvinced, shouting loudly at Gao Feng.
"Hey, third brother, you bastard, we are your loyal fans, we volunteered, is it wrong to volunteer, then who will dare to volunteer in the future." β
"Hehe, brothers, it's not wrong to volunteer, it's wrong to volunteer to dance the toll, what do you young people do without going through your brains, you don't think about it, can you support the light, do you still have the face to see people? Even if you want to support the light, you have to put on heavy makeup so that people don't know you. β
These dozen or so young people who volunteered regretted it, this foreign appearance is a big loss, if this is transmitted to the Internet, then do they still have the face to see people, this circle of friends will not go crazy, none of the current friends are reliable, the surface buddy is iron-clad, in a blink of an eye, he will make you behind his back, maybe this circle of friends has exploded, and the videos are flying all over the sky.
Let me take away these people with his subordinates, he left the second sister behind, the second sister moved a step slower, but also because her two steamed buns rolled to the ground, so that her actions were affected, she did not hold all the light, the whole body was left with three points, after the two steamed buns rolled down, the murder cover was like an empty set on the murder department, and the whole person was also standing on the platform like a skinny chicken.
"Third brother, you are still the best for me, I understand now, why are you stepping on my two steamed buns, that is, to remind me not to trust them all, otherwise I will also be swept away, although my third sister has a relationship, and the public security system also has my godfather, but this face is lost, thank you really third brother!"
The second sister jumped up, opened her arms and was about to jump to the top of Gao Feng's neck, and as soon as Gao Feng retreated, the second sister fell and gnawed on, and everyone could hear the sound of her bones.
"Third brother, you are so bad, do people want to kiss you, but you are playing bad with me, don't you want it?"
"Third brother, you are so bad, do people want to kiss you, why are you bad, don't people want it? Gao Feng, don't you have any pity for the jade, why don't you hurry up and hug them and kiss them." β
"I'm going, I look like a white bone spirit, I want to kiss you, I don't believe it, you can kiss it. β
Gao Feng stretched out his hand to pull the group of girls who imitated the second sister, that is, Mei Gui and them, and the group of girls ran away.
"Hehe, it's indeed a white bone spirit, you can't even speak, and we can't even speak. β
"Pick up the third brother, stop flirting and scolding, let's continue to follow the normal procedures of the wedding, please follow the education and confess to the second sister. β
It was the two bigwigs and second brothers and sisters from the province and Taiwan who broke the deadlock, they asked Gao Feng to confess quickly, this confession dragged on for too long, and they were in a hurry to catch up with the next funeral.
"Your grandmother, are you two in a hurry to reincarnate, you are in a hurry to reincarnate, don't be so anxious, what's wrong with my third brother flirting and scolding. β
Gao Feng was annoyed by the second brother and sister of this provincial platform, he walked over and raised his leg to step on the twenty fingers of the two, gritting his teeth and grinding it, and the two big guys shouted with grinning teeth.
"Third brother, you're wrong, we're not in a hurry to reincarnate, but people are in a hurry to reincarnate, this is a funeral, that is, there is a couple who are in a hurry to reincarnate, they have set a time for reincarnation, but they can't delay them.
Third brother, we found out that you have always been envious, jealous and hated us, so today you found an opportunity to step on our fingers, otherwise, you would not grit your teeth like this, as if we have a father-killing enmity with you. β
"Second brother and second sister, that is the revenge of killing the father, not the revenge of killing the father, the killing of the father refers to the killing of the father by the child, with great unfilial piety, cruelty and other intentions. And killing your father means killing someone else's father, you are still a famous host, you are at this level, this handsome guy can be the same father as you. β
Gao Feng rubbed the fingers of the two of them fiercely, telling them the difference between killing their father and killing their father, and the two of them replied.
"Ah, third brother, yes, we haven't been able to distinguish clearly, this killing father or killing his own father, does it mean that Lu Bulu Fengxian, he is a slave with three surnames. β
"Third brother, don't bother with them, they are in a hurry to reincarnate, let them reincarnate, you should hurry up and confess to the second sister, your confession has been long enough, our lighting engineer and sound engineer, as well as these invited congratulatory tots need to add money, you also know that these congratulatory wedding tories are not cheap, and one person's appearance fee will be sixty. β
"Well, it makes sense, there are a lot of people in these Hetuo, it seems that there are more than a thousand, there are only three or four hundred real relatives and friends, and the others are Heto, one person is sixty, and one thousand people are also sixty thousand, and if you want to increase the price, it will be more, then I will quickly confess, I have to confess to the second sister according to this pants. β
No wonder there are 2,000 people at this wedding scene, most of them are Gu Lai's support, that is, the support to congratulate the wedding, now there is everything, there is a wine trust in the bar, there is a wedding trust for the wedding cheating bride price, there is a meal trust, there is a medical trust for the doctor, there is a house trust for selling houses, and the TV station also uses the support to watch the program on the spot, don't look at the TV program scene so many people, that is all spending money to fill the faΓ§ade, and I heard that there are coffee trays for coffee, and now the wedding of the second sister has a congratulatory trust.
Gao Feng looked for pants for a long time, and when he ran over the second brother and sister in Taiwan just now, he wrapped his pants around his neck, like tying a scarf, but he looked for pants for a long time, and everyone shouted.
"Third brother, what are you doing on stage like a pig?"
Gao Feng told everyone: "Everyone, I'm looking for the pants with the confession copied on it." β
The big guys shouted together: "I'll go, you stupid comparison, the pants are looking for you, you keep turning in circles, your pants are around your neck, and you are still holding two pants with both hands." β
"Did I say what's going on, the pants were still in my hands just now, why were they gone after a while, I thought they were snatched by the second brother and sister, they kept it as a souvenir, and they wanted to keep it to confess to their lover. β
Gao Feng took the pants off his neck and turned the crotch of the pants upside down, and the crotch of his pants was indeed full of words written in blue marker.