Chapter 0002, the unrestrained pig Sanniang
When Xu Xiaoyao woke up, he found himself in a dark cave, and there were dozens of emaciated people wearing leather armor and holding knives and guns.
At first, Xu Xiaoyao thought it was making a movie or cosplay.
But he soon discovered that this was not the case.
Not only can these people move through mountains and caves, but they can also teleport, and they can switch freely between humans and animals.
One moment it was human, the next it was a terrifying pangolin, the size of a crocodile.
Xu Xiaoyao's three views collapsed at that moment.
I thought to myself, why am I so miserable, why don't I go into the mountains and be a travel friend?
can also encounter such nonsense, is it really a bazi back, destined to die in the mouths of these monsters?
But then a boss came out, and after saying something, Xu Xiaoyao had a rough idea.
It turned out that the jade pendant given by the little old man was not an ordinary product, but a token of the demon clan's moon elder.
Those who possess this jade pendant will have to shoulder the heavy responsibility of the demon clan's lifelong events and population development.
To put it bluntly, it is the role of the matchmaker and the director of the family planning office, who specializes in bridging the monsters so that they can tie the knot.
As time enters the 21st century, the development of this demon race has also lagged behind due to the change of concepts.
The first of these is the degradation of the demon clan's emotional intelligence, many demon clans only know how to bury their heads in cultivation, but ignore lifelong events.
When he gets old, he can only stare at him with big eyes and be anxious, so the position of this demon clan is very critical.
Xu Xiaoyao can also be regarded as being ordered in danger.
This boss is Lao Jia, a pangolin who has been cultivating in the cave for more than a thousand years.
I only got out of the customs a month ago, and when I went out for a walk, I happened to bump into Zhu Sanniang, who also came out for a walk, and I was shocked.
Since that day, I don't think about it, and even dreaming is the shadow of Zhu Sanniang, and I also let out the words that if it is not Zhu Sanniang, I will not marry.
It's just that this guy is completely confused about this love affair.
I can't retreat for more than a thousand years, and I'm thankful that my brain hasn't shrunk.
This matter needs to ask the demon clan Yue Lao to help, and those pangolins happened to bump into the drunk Xu Xiaoyao on the way out to invite Yue Lao.
Seeing that he had the token of the old moon hanging on his body, he carried Xu Xiaoyao back to the cave, and this was the next thing.
Xu Xiaoyao became the Yue Lao of the demon clan in a daze, not only was he not afraid, but he was quite interested.
And listening to the meaning of Lao Jia's words, as long as you can get things done smoothly, the benefits will definitely be indispensable.
Anyway, now that I'm unemployed, I'm worried that there is no way out, so it's better to try to see if the position of the demon clan is suitable.
After Xu Xiaoyao settled down, he went down the mountain with his body, ready to talk to Zhu Sanniang.
Zhu Sanniang had just finished dancing and was sweating profusely.
As soon as he copied his hand, he pulled a towel and wiped it on his oily face, and then threw the towel on his shoulder with a "snap", and his movements were clean and neat, quite manly.
Xu Xiaoyao took a deep breath, tried to calm his heart, and said with a smile: "What a beautiful lady who is shy of flowers in the closed month, girl, this year's Gui Geng?"
Zhu Sanniang was stunned, then quickly turned her head to look around, and found that she was alone within a radius of 100 meters, so she was sure that Xu Xiaoyao was talking to her.
Zhu Sanniang replied in a thick voice, "Are you talking to me?"
Xu Xiaoyao replied with a smile: "Exactly, the girl hasn't returned to my question yet?"
"You young baby, don't you make fun of me? Although I haven't read a book, I still know myself, so what kind of beautiful lady who is shy of flowers has nothing to do with me. β
Zhu Sanniang thought that Xu Xiaoyao was joking with her, so she stared at him and said.
Xu Xiaoyao hurriedly waved his hand and explained: "Girl, don't misunderstand, I am the new Yue Lao of the Demon Clan, how dare I joke with you?"
"New Yue Lao, don't you want to bluff me, I recognize the Yue Lao of our demon clan, it is Mr. Mo, who did a family affair for my cousin three years ago. Zhu Sanniang still said vigilantly.
As a last resort, Xu Xiaoyao had no choice but to take out the jade pendant and show it to Zhu Sanniang: "Girl, look at this jade pendant, I am really the new Yue Lao, Mr. Mo is old, and he retired last week, and the lifelong affairs of the demon clan will be handed over to the next to deal with." β
The pig Sanniang only believed it after looking at the jade pendant, twisted her body and apologized: "It turns out that it is really Mr., I'm sorry, it was Sanniang who was rude just now." β
Xu Xiaoyao smiled and waved his hand, "It's okay, it's okay, that girl can answer my question now, right?"
Zhu Sanniang blushed and said, "Mr. Hui, I was born in the Song Dynasty, and I will be a thousand years old in two years." β
Xu Xiaoyao's little face twitched slightly, if he hadn't been mentally prepared, he would have been surprised to suddenly hear a thousand-year-old female goblin blushing with you.
Xu Xiaoyao smiled against his will: " Yes, yes, the girl is in the prime of life, and so dignified and virtuous, will be able to find a good mother-in-law, I took the liberty to visit this time is for this matter, the current patriarch of the pangolin in the West Mountain, honest and honest, good character, there is a three-entry cave at home, warm in winter and cool in summer, spacious and comfortable, and hundreds of loyal subordinates, so that they will never dare to go to the west, the strength can be called strong, I don't know if the girl is interested in getting to know each other, see if you can talk, if you can tie the knot, it can be regarded as a talented woman, a good coupleγ β
After hearing this, Zhu Sanniang immediately blushed, covered her face as big as a millstone and said: "Oh, it's really ashamed, Sanniang didn't dare to say anything about this lifelong event, and invited my husband to sit at my house and talk to my father." β
"Okay, then I'll go with you!"
Xu Xiaoyao followed Zhu Sanniang, who was in an extremely surging mood, and returned to the pig demon's cave all the way.
Zhu Sanniang's father, Zhu Wuneng is the current patriarch of the pig demon clan, and has a good wife, a son and a daughter.
The son Zhu Danone has already started a family, but this daughter Sanniang is getting bigger and bigger year by year, and the longer and more mutilated, Zhu Wuneng's heart is anxious and relieved.
What's the urgency is that my daughter is so old that she hasn't found a partner yet, and she is about to become a super fighter among the remaining demons.
Fortunately, my daughter is so crippled and so distinctive, all because of genetics.
To put it bluntly, her daughter doesn't look like Uncle Wang from the house next door, and Zhu Wuneng is very relieved and down-to-earth.
The old pig's wife can be regarded as a big beauty in the demon clan, and I didn't know that the tendon was wrong, so many young talents in the demon clan were not married, and I had to marry the pig Wuneng who didn't love my grandmother and uncle, and gave birth to a boy and a girl.
This man has completely inherited his mother's genes, tall and handsome, handsome and chic, but this daughter has completely inherited the genes of Zhu Wuneng, and the father and daughter stand together, needless to say, they can be seen to be biological, and they are completely reflected in a mold.
Zhu Wuneng still hurts his daughter more in his heart.
Because he once heard that his wife had a childhood sweetheart before marrying him, but later they separated for unknown reasons.
The more his son Zhu Daneng's appearance and demeanor look at it, the more he looks at the shadow of an old lover, so there is a pimple in his heart about this matter, if it weren't for the fear of affecting the relationship between husband and wife, Zhu Wuneng would have asked straight to the point, and now he can only pretend to be confused and anxious.