Chapter 0001, I actually just want to be a travel friend
"Brother A, are you sure this is the dream lover who haunts you and doesn't want to eat?"
Xu Xiaoyao stared at the "beauty" in front of him who was dancing hard.
This beauty has a face as large as a millstone, a waist as strong as a bucket, and legs as thick as a telephone pole.
It has nothing to do with the beauty in Xu Xiaoyao's impression.
If you really have to find some advantages in her, it can only be said that she has a great heart, at least an E cup.
However, the skinny man beside him, standing trembling in the wind, making people have to worry about whether he will be blown away by the wind, stubbornly believes that this is the dream lover he has been chasing for thousands of years.
"Little brother, you see how well she dances, how beautiful her posture is, she is the most beautiful clan flower in the pig demon. ”
Lao Jia was obviously a little excited, and his pale face was about to swell.
While speaking, the beauty was unstable because of a spinning top, and fell into a dog and ate, Xu Xiaoyao silently chose to be silent.
Lao Jia on the side clapped his hands excitedly and said: "Look, even the wrestling is so fresh and refined, I have decided, she will not marry in this life, little brother, please take the bridge, if I can tie the knot with her, I will definitely give a big gift to thank you for your great kindness." ”
Xu Xiaoyao silently wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, thinking that anyway, his worldview and outlook on life had collapsed three days ago, so he simply went out to gamble, if he was lucky, he might be able to succeed.
"Okay, I'll give it a try, as for whether it will be successful or not, it depends on God's arrangement, Brother A, you also know that fate is very mysterious. ”
Xu Xiaoyao habitually snorted, which has something to do with his previous professional habits, before being fired by the company, Xu Xiaoyao was the youngest and most promising variety show host in Haidu.
Lao Jia nodded and said, "I know this, but it's man-made, I hope you will bother more, little brother." ”
"Definitely, definitely, Brother A, you should go back to the cave mansion first and wait for my news. ”
"Well, I'll wait for the good news from my little brother. Lao Jia smiled and arched his hand, and then turned around with anticipation, turning into a puff of light smoke and disappearing in front of Xu Xiaoyao's eyes.
The coquettish and elegant way of leaving made Xu Xiaoyao envious.
After Lao Jia left, Xu Xiaoyao squatted on the cliff and looked at Zhu Sanniang, who was still dancing like a crazy dance in the valley, and suddenly fell into distress.
This is a long story, originally Xu Xiaoyao was at the peak of his life, with a successful career and a beautiful woman.
is also the host of a variety show, and the ratings have always been among the best, so he can be regarded as a celebrity in Haidu, and he doesn't dare to say that he will be pounced by fans when he goes out, but it is common to be asked for autographs and group photos.
However, there are unforeseen circumstances, just a week ago, when Xu Xiaoyao came back from a business trip, he ran into his girlfriend and the young son of the TV station rolling the sheets in his home, Xu Xiaoyao was so angry that his soul was about to come out of the sheath.
Without saying a word, he blocked the scum in the house and beat him up, if the neighbor next door hadn't found out in time, this scum would have at least ended up as a third-level cripple.
Xu Xiaoyao learned sanda and free fighting for six years before becoming a host, not to mention such a gentleman who was hollowed out by wine and wealth, usually three or five strong men are not his opponents.
This beating was quite relieving, but soon trouble came to the door.
It stands to reason that Xu Xiaoyao is a victim of this matter, he wears a green hat for nothing, how sad it is.
However, the bloody reality tells Xu Xiaoyao that no matter how tall and mighty you are, how versatile, handsome and chic, and how sunny and progressive, you are not the opponent of those rich second generations and second generations of officials who were born with a golden key in their mouths.
The director of the TV station directly dismissed Xu Xiaoyao, and the reasons given were fabricated at first glance.
This reason is very good and ridiculous, the TV station accused him of embezzling the public funds of the column without permission, having a problem with his private style, having dealings with many women, and his personality is a little split, often using violence, and the one who came forward to testify is the woman who has been with Xu Xiaoyao for three years, Lin Yan.
In the face of the so-called "ironclad evidence" in front of him, Xu Xiaoyao surprisingly did not choose to defend himself.
He just sat there quietly, listening to Lin Yan slander himself with a lie he had deliberately made.
Xu Xiaoyao couldn't figure out why she treated herself like this, was she not good enough for her, was her appearance not outstanding enough, or was she not serious and responsible enough to treat her feelings?
Xu Xiaoyao left the TV station with a deep disappointment and a devastated heart, and three days later he received the news that Lin Yan had been elected as the office director because of her outstanding results.
Xu Xiaoyao smiled lightly, at this moment he finally understood that no matter what mountains and seas oath, what sweet words, can not resist the temptation of power and money, this is the true portrayal of this society, naked and bloody.
As soon as the news of Xu Xiaoyao's dismissal was released, it immediately caused an uproar.
The media reporters in Haidu City and many people with good deeds came to the door to besiege him, and Xu Xiaoyao was chased by people like a rat crossing the street.
Simply carried the burden and fled into the mountains more than 100 kilometers away from Haidu, quietly being a donkey friend who traveled the mountains and rivers, relaxing his mood and thinking about the way out in the future by the way.
Xu Xiaoyao drove into a place called Lost Soul Valley by his fellow travelers, a place where he would lose his way as soon as he entered, and even the most advanced electronic devices would fail in this place.
So for decades, I don't know how many people have disappeared, and over time it has become a taboo place for people to talk about color change.
Xu Xiaoyao doesn't have any burden in his heart, anyway, he has nothing, and he wants to die or live.
He entered the valley and found that this place actually has a very good scenery, beautiful mountains and rivers, and fragrant birds.
There is also a stream trickling through, the water in it is crystal clear, take a sip in your hand and put it in your mouth, and suddenly a sweet rush to your throat, which makes people feel refreshed.
Xu Xiaoyao found a grass and sat down, took out the wine, meat, vegetables and fruits prepared in advance, and prepared to get drunk.
The outrageous thing happened after Xu Xiaoyao got drunk.
All he remembered was that he didn't know that a little old man had come out of there.
I have to be close to him, and I begged for wine to drink, and then after drinking, I forced a jade pendant to him, and said something to him, what will be the happiness of the demon clan in the future, I will take care of you.
Look at the fart, Lao Tzu actually just wants to be a travel friend quietly.
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