When night came, I wore a black windbreaker, black sunglasses, holding Wang Mazi's kitchen knife in my left hand and a sledgehammer in my right hand, and posed in a very cool pose in the living room.

The reason for such a big scene is because I have a previous travel experience, and I don't want to be stripped of my pants when I go back.

Zhao Gao sat next to me with the head of the explosion, looking at me extremely reluctantly - this guy is actually obsessed with life here, and he doesn't want to leave after being bombed like this, and nine times out of ten he has masochism.

I have always respected the choice of others, you are strong, you are strong, the breeze blows the hills, you don't want to go, I respect your choice not to go, but respect is one thing, whether to promise you or not is another thing.

Zhao Gao's hands were tied up by me, and at the same time, I also had Rhubarb squatting beside him to supervise him, in order to make sure that this guy was sent back to the Qin Dynasty.

He's meowing, this guy is so worry-free, he blew up my kitchen on the first day he came to me, who do you say I won't send you back?

"Chu Chu, activate the time and space shuttle function. ”

I clenched the kitchen knife and hammer, and at the same time pressed my shoes against Zhao Gao's wide clothes, and anyone who came into contact with me would be brought back by me.

Little Lori is very obedient.,On the side of the start of the time and space shuttle function,Today I specially explained to her.,Charge the battery to the full.,When we arrived in the Qin Dynasty, we threw Zhao Gao's house.,Immediately return to modern times.。

Until the moment before I left, I was still immersed in my fantasizing dreams, and I didn't realize how serious the situation was about to be.

"Woooo

Through the space-time tunnel, Zhao Gao and I fell directly from the air, but with the experience of the last time, I knew that I would not fall to my death, at most it would be a flower from my buttocks.

For the sake of safety, I deliberately pressed on Zhao Gao's body, and treated this guy as my human flesh pad, no way, who let him blow up my kitchen, I haven't settled this account with him yet.

Little Lori didn't follow me, in the space-time tunnel, I let her melt into my body, because I was afraid that some unpredictable situations would happen after arriving in the Qin Dynasty, so I turned on the system mode, which would save a lot of electricity.

"Bang-"

Zhao Gao was tied by my hands and feet, and fell to the ground firmly, and when I fell, I originally wanted to step on his body and appear in a majestic posture, but this guy was too fucking bastard, and deliberately dodged his body, making me step on the air and fall directly to the side.

According to my natural unlucky constitution, there must have been something more unlucky to happen at this time, and it turned out that this time was no exception, and after I fell, I actually rolled down the long stone steps straight down.

To be honest, I still didn't realize where I was after rolling the stone steps, because I was so dizzy that I was about to throw up.

"Who is Your Highness?" came a majestic voice.

Zhao Gao got up from the ground, knelt on the ground and hurriedly said: "Your Majesty! This person uses witchcraft to deceive people's hearts, and the minister was captured by him! Please Your Majesty quickly capture this person!"

The man sitting on the dragon chair immediately stood up, walked to the front and said, "Come!

At this time, I just came to my senses, got up from the ground and rubbed my buttocks, and by the way, I picked up my Wang Mazi kitchen knife and sledgehammer, and then watched vigilantly at the guards rushing in from outside.

"Chu Chu! Chu Chu!

I kept shouting in my heart, but this little girl was starting the program, which meant that I had to hold on for a little longer.

"It's a dog!"

I looked at the guards rushing over, and thought to myself where I was the opponent of these people, so I started the most classic scene in history - the king of Qin around the pillar.

This was originally a move made by Jing Ke when he assassinated Qin Shi Huang, Qin Shi Huang didn't have time to draw his sword, and he made it in a panic, but now I have used it directly to come in handy.

The palace was very large, and there were many pillars, and the guards were chasing me frantically, so I ran wildly, wielding my sledgehammer, grass, and accidentally throwing it out.

After losing a weapon, my momentum weakened a lot, and the more I ran, the more wrong I noticed, these people are so good at physical strength, and I will die in a while.

At this critical moment, my feet slipped suddenly, and then I fell forward.

"Bang-"

I fell to the ground and subconsciously raised my kitchen knife to block, but I already had the ending in mind: I'm going to hang.

I think my hammer brother is wise and wise, but he died in such a place where birds don't, what a nest.

I waited for a while, but there was no pain in my neck, and there was no copper sword from the kitchen knife, but there was a lot of blood on my face—it was real blood, but it wasn't mine.

Raising my head and glancing at the strong man in front of me, I immediately pushed away the corpse of the guard pressing on me, and jumped up from the ground at the same time.

"Hero, you are the famous Jing Ke!" I said, "Thank you hero for the rescue, and I am grateful." ”

Through the accumulation of previous studies and experiences, I have learned that one of the most useful ways to save my life when encountering danger during the crossing is to pat myself on the back.

As soon as Brother Jing Ke heard what I said, he immediately patted his chest and said something I didn't understand, which probably meant that he was not polite.

I quickly hid behind Jing Ke and cautiously looked at the guards around me.

Actually, I didn't recognize Jing Ke, what I really recognized was the dagger he had just pulled out of the map - I don't know how many times I've heard the story of the poor dagger.

It seems that I didn't come at a good time, the last time was the Heshi Bi crisis, this time it was Jing Ke's assassination of the King of Qin, and all such unlucky things as Nima bumped into me.

Zhao Gao had already been untied, he pointed to his explosive head and said: "Your Majesty, you want to be the master of Weichen, let people catch that demon, he is good at witchcraft!

I was on fire at that time, this dog's day thing, it's really easy to change its nature, and it's really faster than turning a book.

But I don't care much about it at this point, because the time travel time is almost up, and I can go back to the modern day in no time.

"Strong man, presumably you are here to kill this tyrant today!" the strong man Jing Ke yelled at me, "Why don't we join forces and kill this tyrant!"

"Hey, hey, hey—"

Before I could speak, I was dragged by Jing Ke and ran forward.

"It's over, it's over, it's over! Brother, let go quickly! Lao Tzu is going back!"