In fact, I'm a person, I've always been jealous and hateful, and after confirming that this person is Zhao Gao, my interest is not so high.

Let a person with a bad stomach stay by my side for a year, to be honest, I am a little cowardly, maybe one day I will be sold by him.

There is also the remuneration for receiving Zhao Gao, the old man hasn't given it to me yet, thinking of the previous elixir, I am a little angry, this old man should not give himself an expired elixir, right?

I was lying on the bed and thinking about it, and the little Lori suddenly lay on the bed, staring at me with her chin in her hands, which made me really uncomfortable as a virgin for more than 20 years.

"Chu Chu, what's the matter?" I touched my chin.

Xiao Lori held her ponytail and said softly: "The system detected that the owner was unhappy, is it because of Zhao Gao?"

I had a smile on my face, anyway, it was really nice to have this little guy with me.

"yes, I don't really like him. I whispered.

"Then Chu Chu can help the master make him disappear. Little Lori stuck out her tongue and said playfully.

I sighed helplessly and said, "Chu Chu, killing people is a crime, although he is quite bad, but we shouldn't kill him." ”

"Chu Chu didn't mean to kill him. Chu Chu sat up from the bed, looked at me and said, "Chu Chu can help the master use the time and space travel function to send him back to the Qin Dynasty." ”

I was immediately interested, and after thinking about the old man's words, he only said that he would let him receive guests, and did not say that he could not send him away.

"You old thing, let you give me the expired elixir, and eat my popsicles. ”

I snorted arrogantly in my heart, and then said to Chu Chu: "Chu Chu, if you send him back to the Qin Dynasty, he has so many memories now, will it have an impact on history?"

"Report to the master and send him back to the Qin Dynasty, once we leave there, all the previous memories of the traverser will be automatically erased, of course, Chu Chu can also select some specific memories to erase or retain or restore, but wait for the master to complete the task and obtain management authority. Chu Chu said sweetly.

Thinking of a man sitting outside who had harmed the whole country, uh no, it's a woman, uh no, a half-man who is not a woman, I feel a little scared and scared in my heart, it's better to just do it and send this Zhao Gao back, otherwise the old man will make some bad guys for himself in the future, and he won't turn the sky upside down here.

After making up my mind, I asked Chu Chu for some precautions, and then took her downstairs.

"Zhao Gao?" I called him by his first name.

I didn't hear an answer, so I went into the house to look for it, but I didn't find Zhao Gao's shadow.

"Where's this guy?"

I said something a little puzzled, and suddenly I smelled something unusual in the air.

Kindness......

It doesn't smell good, it doesn't smell but it's pungent, what is this-

I was suddenly stunned, Nima, this is the smell of natural gas!

"Zhao Gao!"

I rushed to the kitchen like crazy, what the hell did this shemale do!

Rhubarb was constantly yelling in the yard, and as soon as I rushed into the kitchen, I saw Zhao Gao smirking at me covered in flour: "Adults are embarrassed, little ones are hungry and want to find something to eat." ”

"Don't move!"

I looked at Zhao Gao in horror, the air was filled with the smell of natural gas, the whole kitchen was full of flour, the humidifier was not turned on, the house was very dry, if there was a spark in the air now, it was estimated that I would be here today.

However, in Zhao Gao's hand, he was holding a lighter.

"I'm going to fuck your mom and sell batches, please, don't fucking fix me, I'm really about to collapse. "I kept wailing in my heart, what happened these days was so crazy.

"My lord, I see that the person in the big box just pressed it like this, and then there was a fire, and the man baked the thing and put it in his mouth, and smoked while eating. Zhao Gao excitedly described to me what he had just seen on TV.

I'm really scared now, if this guy presses like this, my hammer will die today.

In the future, it is strongly recommended not to broadcast any smoking content on TV, and this guy doesn't know when he saw others smoking on TV, and he also took it as a roast to eat, which is simply mentally retarded.

"Brother Gao, we have something to say, I will not deduct your salary, we can't learn from those nail households to play these self-immolation things. "I'm talking nonsense.

Zhao Gao looked at me stupidly, and said flatteringly: "Adult, what are you talking about, the little one doesn't understand, the adult must be hungry too, the little one will cook for you right away-"

"you—"

Before I finished scolding, I saw Zhao Gao press the lighter, and a crisp click came over.

"Click-"

"Bang-"

"Boom, boom, boom—"

……

Dozens of minutes later, I sat in the yard of my house with a disgraced face, quietly looking at the bombed kitchen, the fence of the yard was torn open, and the exquisite little villa I bought with most of my savings became the current dog.

"Wang-"

The whistling dog barked a few times, wagged its tail at me, and walked into its nest.

Even dogs have a nest, but what about me? I have blown up a nest now!

I really didn't lie to you, I'm the worst man in the world, everyone else's ambition is to be some kind of One Piece, Hokage, Kudo Shinichi man, and now I just hope that I can be a person who is not unlucky.

"Master, are you alright?" asked Lori with concern.

I waved my hand, I couldn't say a word, if Chu Chu hadn't pulled me out just now, I guess I would have been bombarded into a roast suckling pig.

"Chu Chu, you go back and rest and fully charge the battery. "My lips have become sausage mouths, and my speech is a little slurred. "Don't stop (me) from starving, my aunt (1) will definitely send your grandson back!"

I got up from the floor and walked towards the room with an aggrieved expression.

Rhubarb lay in his nest and snorted twice, yawning at the sky with his mouth wide open.

Zhao Gao, who was blown into black, sat in the courtyard, staring at the ruins in front of him with wide eyes, he reached out and touched his explosive head, so frightened that he didn't close his mouth now.

"You Zhao Si, you bastard, you old ruffian fairy, who are the people you brought me. "I was so angry that I choked up. "The big cock is gone, the big cock is gone, the little Ding Ding is impotent, and now you don't even let go of my house, right......"

"I can see that you are not a god, you are a liar and a stinky god, and you are not here to help me survive the catastrophe, you are here to harm me! God, earth, come to the thunder to kill this stinky old ruffian......