After the car accident, I quickly took out my cigarette and prepared to go down to talk to people and hope to lose some money.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I pushed the car door, I saw a woman in her early twenties holding her head and staring at me menacingly.

"Uh......"

Before I could speak, the woman immediately said angrily, "Where are your eyes? ”

"Uh, I'm sorry......" I said, I was a little panicked just now, and I didn't notice the situation outside.

I watched this woman cover her head, and I couldn't see her face clearly for a while, but this figure was really crazy and fascinating.

With such a bewitching figure, she must be a big beauty, maybe she can help her repair the car, and she can repair the car by herself.

I smiled, and immediately returned to a serious expression, hiding my obscenity and lewdness well.

"How did you drive a car, and you can rear-end such a conspicuous car?" the woman said as she looked at me.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's my fault, I'll pay you all-"

I was about to say that I would pay the woman the full amount, but at this moment the woman just took her hand away, and then I saw the miserable face.

A buddy once asked me the question of whether I would rather have sex with a woman with a voluptuous figure and an ugly face on my wedding night, or would I rather have sex with a woman with a shriveled body and a beautiful face.

Now that I think about that decision I made, I really regret it, I shouldn't have decided so casually, otherwise I wouldn't have to face that miserable face all day in the future.

To get back to the point, when I saw this woman's miserable face, I immediately stopped my words, fortunately I didn't finish my words, and the car accident was not so serious, it just broke my buttocks, how can I pay the full amount, isn't it?

"Hey, what should I do if it's private?" the woman yelled at me.

I thought to myself that I had car insurance anyway, but Lao Qin and I still have things to do, if I let the insurance company come, I have to take pictures and go through the procedure, I am a troublesome person, if this woman doesn't ask for a price, just forget it privately.

Driving on the road will inevitably have some friction, generally rubbing the car or something, everyone is the default 200 yuan, but I broke the butt of the little BMW, this is obviously not a problem that can be solved by 200 yuan.

"How much do you think it costs?" I took back my cigarette, I thought the owner was going to be a gentleman.

The woman looked at her little BMW and said, "Six thousand." ”

I immediately laughed, this woman is really interesting, I don't have a BMW, I just didn't drive it today, do you really want to fool me?

The BMW rear bumper is only 3,000 yuan to be replaced in the store, and the repair cost is only 4,000, this woman's appetite is really the same as her breasts.

"Expensive, isn't it? Four thousand five. I said, after all, I hit someone, and it's nothing to lose more.

The woman clasped her hands around her chest, and an extremely obvious furrow was immediately revealed in the middle.

"Five thousand. ”

I didn't say a word, I immediately took out my mobile phone, ready to transfer money to the woman Alipay, there is no way, just rely on the business line of others, this money is worth spent.

I transferred money to the woman, and she seemed to want to ask me something, so I ignored her, got on my little Mercedes and Lao Qin and left.

No way, I really can't stand this woman, although the figure is very charming, but think about it if I see her face when I snap, I'm afraid that I will be scared and surrender directly.

It's not easy to look like this, the devil's figure and the face at the scene of the car accident, this woman is really amazing.

The little BMW was hit on the buttocks, but my little Mercedes was safe and sound, after driving on the road, I explained a few more words to Lao Qin, so that he should never touch the things in the car again in the future, this guy was also startled by the car accident just now, and sat in the seat blankly and refused to say a word.

I took Lao Qin to a nearby shopping mall, where the items are both beautiful and practical, and of course, what I value most is the price here - cheap.

There's a lot of people in the family, so I can't just give them shoes like SB, right?

After Lao Qin and I entered the supermarket, this guy saw the dazzling array of goods around him, and he was obviously excited, and kept asking me what this is and what it is.

As an immortal in Lao Qin's eyes, I felt that it was necessary to show him how the immortals lived at this time, so the two of us began to rush to buy.

From the first floor to the sixth floor, we bought what we should buy and what we should eat, and the two of us went in and out of the mall several times, and finally bought what we should have bought.

The trunk of the entire car is crammed with stuff, and the rear seats are also occupied by various items.

When Lao Qin and I came out on our last trip, we saw a woman standing next to my car from afar.

The reason why I say this is not that my eyesight is so good, but that the woman is so attractive.

The figure of the devil, the face of the car accident......

Before I could even get in front of me, this woman waved at me, which made me both proud and ashamed, what kind of mixed feelings was this......

"Hey—"

Without waiting for the woman to speak, I preemptively said, "Why are you again? I didn't hit your car this time, did I?"

The woman's cheeks were slightly red and she said, "No, the oranges I bought accidentally rolled under your car, can you please move the car?"

I sighed, I see, but I can still meet this woman here, it's really ...... It's fate.

Later, I thought about it carefully, this woman probably took the initiative to throw oranges under my car, and what I thought was fate was actually a bad fate.

Lao Qin and I threw our things into the car, and then I slowly moved the car out under the command of the woman.

"Don't go—"

As I was about to leave, the woman knocked on my car window.

"You broke my oranges, you pay me!"

I stared at the broken orange with wide eyes, and thought to myself that this is impossible, according to my driving skills, it is absolutely impossible to crush the orange, there is only one possibility, and that is that this woman is in the wrong direction.

"Hey, Auntie, I've already lost you six thousand dollars today, so I don't care about this one orange, do I?" I said, leaning against the window.

"No, you'll have to pay me a box of oranges. The woman stared at me and said, "Who made you delay me so much?" ”

My eyes widened, completely speechless at the woman's unbridled logic.

"Forget it, I lost all the 6,000 yuan, and I don't care about this box of oranges. I said to myself in my heart.

Just now Lao Qin and I bought two boxes of oranges, I got out of the car and took a box from the trunk and threw it to the woman, and then said a word to her, and then sat in my little Mercedes and immediately fled.

After a long time, the woman holding the orange suddenly hummed with a red face: "This rascal!"