"Huh-"

Qin Shi Huang held the Coke bottle in both hands, his eyes gurgling, he smacked his mouth and tasted it again, and then said to me: "Holy water!

Because Lao Qin was more excited, his voice was a little louder, and many people in the restaurant cast strange eyes.

I waved my hand at Lao Qin a little embarrassed, signaling him not to talk nonsense.

"Holy water, holy water, since it's holy water, drink more, and I'll buy you a box in the evening." I lowered my voice and said to Qin Shi Huang.

Qin Shi Huang took a sip of Coke, he liked this non-nutritious thing very much, but those big fish and meat, almost didn't move their chopsticks, they should have been used to eating in their time.

The two of us ate a small hot pot in the army, and then I bought a few bottles of Coke for Qin Shi Huang, and this guy was holding the Coke happily and smirking, like a little kid.

"Hello sir, it's 263 pieces in total. The waiter looked at me and smiled.

I nodded, reaching into my pocket.

"Eh, where's my phone?"

Qin Shi Huang held a few bottles of Coke in his arms with one hand, and touched it in his pocket with the other hand and said, "Brother Hammer, are you looking for a hand-chicken?"

I was stunned for a moment, remembering that I had handed over my phone to Qin Shi Huang before.

"Well, give it to me, I'm going to pay. ”

I took the phone, reached out and pressed it lightly, and directly unlocked the phone.

"Ah...... Oh......"

After the phone was unlocked, a group of unclothed young ladies immediately appeared on the screen, screaming around very strangely.

The cashier looked at me with a smile, and I immediately pressed the lock button and turned off my phone.

"Lao Qin, how can you use my phone to watch this kind of thing?"

I raised my head and looked at Qin Shi Huang and whispered, whether he understands or not, whether he is a good brother or not, it depends on whether he can stand up and take the blame for the other party at a critical time.

"Brother Hammer—"

"You don't have to say it, I know it all. ”

I pretended to know the righteousness, turned off the sound, secretly opened the phone and returned to the desktop, hurriedly paid and quickly fled here with Lao Qin.

"Old Qin, who showed you this?" I asked as I walked down the road.

Qin Shi Huang was stunned for a moment and said, "It's that person, pretending to be Zhao Gao." ”

"Hemp pole?" I rubbed my head in confusion, this guy is really not a fuel-efficient lamp.

Now I finally understand why the little nurse Yanzi's face is so red, and why Qin Shi Huang asked me to take him to cultivate immortals at night.

This hemp pole, you have to be wary of him in the future, and you can't let him come into contact with Qin Shihuang and others.

I took Qin Shi Huang back to the hospital, and I needed to sit in for a consultation in the afternoon, so I let Qin Shi Huang stay in my room for an afternoon, which made the swallow's eyes look at me very delicate.

I feel glad that the patients I took over did not go crazy again, in fact, they were quite normal most of the time, and Ma Zhu'er did not come to Qin Shi Huang again, I hope that the guy was just out of curiosity in the morning, and did not think too much.

The afternoon passed in such a hurry, and at half past six I couldn't hold back my anxious mood, and the hands on the clock had just pointed to seven, so I immediately changed my clothes, packed up my things, and then left the hospital with Lao Qin.

Qin Shi Huang showed great interest in my little Mercedes, and asked me this and that along the way, I almost wanted to throw him down.

"Brother Hammer, what is this?" Qin Shi Huang said as he leaned on the center console and stretched out his finger to the handbrake lever.

"The handbrake is used to stop the car. I explained.

Qin Shi Huang sighed, and then sat back.

"Brother Hammer, can you teach me to drive?" Qin Shi Huang reached out and stroked the handbrake lever.

I was busy looking at the route, and I didn't want to answer such an idiotic question, so I had to say perfunctorily: "Lao Qin, you can't find me to learn to drive, you have to go to a driving school, but it's more troublesome, and it will take a long time to get a certificate." ”

Qin Shi Huang was confused, but he probably knew what I meant - learning to drive is not easy, so his face is a little unpleasant.

"It's okay, it's good that I can get in the car. Qin Shi Huang sighed and said helplessly: "But I still think it's good to drive, husband, you have to learn to drive." ”

"Poof—"

I suddenly burst into laughter, because I thought about Qin Shi Huang's word "driving" crookedly, but Lao Qin is really funny sometimes.

"Okay, okay, I'll teach you to drive when I'm free. I had no choice but to speak.

Qin Shi Huang immediately became excited, sat up and said to me, "Really, immortal, you are so good to me!"

Seeing that Qin Shi Huang wanted to come up and give me a bear hug, I immediately stopped him, but this guy had already stood up.

"Sit back!

Qin Shi Huang was a little depressed, but he still obediently sat back in his seat, but what I didn't expect was that this guy's ass had just sat down, and his hand pressed the handbrake lever.

"Don't put your hands there, it's dangerous, you sit down and don't move, the old driver is going to drag race." I reprimanded.

Qin Shi Huang stretched out his hand and pressed the handbrake lever, and when he saw that the car did not react, he said suspiciously: "Brother Hammer, why didn't this car stop?"

It's strange to be able to stop, the handbrake will only brake when the car is pulled up.

It was only in hindsight that I had completely underestimated the ability of the ancients to imitate.

Qin Shi Huang probably observed how I used the handbrake before, and when he saw that he couldn't press the handbrake lever himself, he imitated me first pressing the button on the handbrake lever, and when he saw that it was still useless, he grabbed the handbrake lever and pulled it up violently.

……

My name is Wang Da Hammer, I don't need to say more about how unlucky I am, right?

Now I'm really glad that the safety system of the little Mercedes-Benz is relatively good, and the moment Qin Shi Huang pulled up the gear lever, the car that was speeding directly roared in a low voice, and then the tires smoked.

That's not how to burn tires, is it? Big brother, I'm on an elevated shelf.

"Bang-"

I held on to the steering wheel to keep the car straight ahead, and at the same time quickly applied the brakes to force the car to stop, because there was a small white BMW right in front of me.

"Bang-"

My little Mercedes-Benz kissed someone's little BMW very shamelessly, and the little BMW's ass was dented and the bumper was about to fall off.

The cars behind detoured and left, and the two cars that had the accident stopped on the side of the road.

I turned my head and glanced at Qin Shi Huang with a painful face, uncomfortable and didn't know what to say.

Why do you people always toss me like this?