Chapter 45: Heaven and Earth and Heaven and Earth
"Wait a minute—"
Before I could finish my sentence, Qiu Yue, who was sitting directly across from me, stood up.
"I haven't introduced myself yet. Qiu Yue looked at everyone and said, "My name is Qiu Yue, and I am Wang Da Hammer'...... Colleague. ”
Immediately afterwards, Ah Lian also stood up and said, "My name is Ah Lian. ”
I was just afraid that this woman would say this, so I skipped the two of them before, and sure enough, now Qin Shi Huang and they all looked at Ah Lian with a confused expression.
"Isn't this Brother Hammer?" Zhao Gao whispered, "How did you become Ah Lian?"
I touched my chin, looked at Zhao Si and said, "You explain to them." ”
Zhao Si told them about the three of us taking the pill by mistake, and Zhao Gao and they understood, no wonder these guys behaved so weirdly when I called them to eat before.
After Qiuyue and Ah Lian introduced themselves, I thought this thing would be over, who knew that they had to make another introduction, I think they might think they think I'm too handsome, no way, this is the charm of a mature man.
"My name is Wang Da Hammer, punching Nanshan Nursing Home, kicking Beihai Kindergarten, talking about me, people give the nickname Social Hammer, think back then, I took two kitchen knives from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road, cut back and forth for three days and three nights, blood flowed like a river, but I just started the knife and fell the knife and fell the knife, and I didn't even blink my eyes——"
The monkey stared at me with a confused expression, isn't that what the hell is talking about?
"You're bullying them, they haven't seen that movie. The woman sneered.
I glared at her, motioned for her not to speak, pretending to be in the best part of the fun, how could I be interrupted?
"Forget it, all in all, in short, I am the one who entertains you, and I will find you Brother Hammer if I have something to do in the future. I smiled and pointed at Ah Lian, and said, "I remember that person, not me now." ”
Everyone laughed, but no one said anything.
"Wang-"
At this moment, two barks broke the brief peace.
"Oh, I forgot to introduce you, there's also a dog ancestor here. I pointed to Rhubarb lying on the ground and said, "This is a whistling dog." ”
Yang Jian kicked Rhubarb lightly, and Rhubarb immediately wagged his tail and ran out.
"I'm a doctor, and I'm called Lang Zhong in your place. I looked at Qin Shi Huang and them, and then said: "The young lady on the other side is engaged in scientific research, this is not easy to explain to you, anyway, she is also working with me." ”
"I know this, I know—" replied the monk very enthusiastically, "Hammer took me to the place where they worked. ”
"I've been there too. Qin Shi Huang put down the tablet, raised his head and said.
"Okay, okay, all of them have been there. I waved my hand and said, "Eat, let's try Zhao Gao's craftsmanship." ”
On the long table, there are more than 20 dishes, five or six of which are made by Zhao Gao, and the others are ordered for takeout.
Therefore, even these ordinary home-cooked dishes, everyone still eats very happily.
It is worth mentioning that Zhao Gao made these dishes, almost the first to be eaten, I ate a bite of vinegared cabbage, the taste is really refreshing, how big fish and meat to eat, and then to eat these refreshing dishes, there will really be a feeling of index finger movement.
It's a pity that when I put my chopsticks over the second time, the vinegared cabbage was only vinegar......
These bastards, hammering me for food? They're not mistaken, right?
"Come on, come on, there are so many new guests arriving today, let's have some wine to celebrate. ”
As I spoke, I took out the prepared Blue Sky from under the table, and when he saw the wine in my hand, Qin Shi Huang immediately smiled and said, "Hammer, this wine is stronger than the wine we have there." ”
"That's not it, if you let Wu Song drink this wine and then go to Jingyanggang, it is estimated that the tiger will not only be killed. ”
Gao Yanli looked at me and wondered, "Hammer, who is Wu Song?"
"Oh, a hero who fights tigers, I'll introduce you another day. "I opened the wine and began pouring it for the crowd.
Jing Ke glanced at the small wine glass with disdain, and shouted: "Hammer, change to a big cup, this is too small, and you can't drink it well." ”
"You have it, two glasses of wine fell to the ground the other day, and there were large glasses. "I rolled my eyes, this is all a bad thing to learn from someone, so like to pretend.
Jing Ke took the small cup, raised his head and drank all the wine in the cup with a bang, then stuck out his tongue and said, "Why did this wine become spicy?"
Before I could explain, Jing Ke immediately continued: "No, it's fragrant—"
"You drank the Blue Sea that day, and today this is the Blue Sky, the price difference is a lot, so can it taste the same." I poured the others another drink, and then said, "I'll give you another wine when I have time, called Blue Dream, which tastes better." ”
When everyone's glasses were full, I picked up the glass and said, "Come, toast to our encounter!
A group of people stood up one after another, picked up their wine glasses, and shouted proudly: "!"
"Deep feelings, a mouthful, shallow feelings, lick it. I handed it to Zhao Si with a wine glass, squinted my eyes and smiled: "Fourth brother, whether our brother's relationship is deep or not depends on how you behave." ”
Zhao Si glanced at me, but still took the wine glass, raised his head and drank it slowly.
"You're a guest from afar, you've been here for so long, and I haven't entertained you well, this glass of wine must be dry. "I poured another full glass of wine, mind you, a full glass.
This bastard old boy usually hurts me a lot, look at how I fix you today.
"Okay, okay, then I'll have another drink. ”
By the time Zhao Si finished drinking, my next glass of wine was already ready.
"Fourth brother, I am running in heaven and earth, you are running back and forth in heaven and on earth, it's so hard, and the Jade Emperor won't send you a year-end bonus or something, it's chilling, can we do this glass of wine?"
Zhao Si's face turned red, and he smiled and said, "It's not hard, it's not hard." ”
When Zhao Si finished drinking the third cup, I stuffed the fourth cup into his hand and said, "Don't worry about the fourth brother, don't drink so urgently, eat some food and drink again, there is still more wine at home." ”
"No, hammer, I can't drink—" Zhao Si waved his hand and said with an uncomfortable expression.
"Let's have another drink, Fourth Brother, we have to drink even-numbered wine, another drink, the last one is okay?" I don't actually like to persuade wine, but this old ruffian's wine, I have to persuade it.
"Hammer, I was wrong before, I shouldn't have eaten your popsicle for nothing. Zhao Si drank the last glass of wine and took out a bottle from his arms and stuffed it for me. "This is your payment, I really can't drink it-"
After saying that, the old man fell headlong on the table, and I looked at the bottle in my hand with a smile, thinking to myself, you old thing, if you should have given me the elixir earlier, and you would have drunk so much wine.