The meal lasted from just over one o'clock in the afternoon to more than five in the afternoon, mainly because everyone bragged about it for too long.

In the evening, I ordered some takeaways, ready to do it again, Qin Shi Huang and they have already been knocked down, and now the one who can still speak with a straight tongue is the monk, who came to the place where I hammered, and you still want to go back by standing?

We dragged Qin Shi Huang and them back to the house first, Zhao Si and Chu Chu have already returned to my body, today Zhao Si was almost unconscious by me, I guess he won't come out to find me in the next few days, Chu Chu's energy is not enough, and he also entered my body early to rest.

Monkey and Bajie were not serious monks in the first place, but they also drank a lot today and went back to the room drunk.

Now there are four people left, me, the monk, Ah Lian, and Qiu Yue.

Qiuyue, this woman was already drunk and confused, I asked Ah Lian to stay, just to think about dragging her away, but this woman is even more terrible than me when she is drunk, as soon as I say that I want to send her back to the room to sleep, I will scratch my face when I pounce.

The monk hadn't drunk any wine today, and I could see it all the time, this bastard had a tissue in his hand, and he wiped his mouth with a tissue when he took a sip of wine, and in fact he spit all the wine onto the tissue.

I have to say that if the monk doesn't become a public relations officer, it will really be a waste of his eloquence and his self-taught means of avoiding alcohol.

But in the territory of my hammer, you are still too tender, little monk.

I put the takeaway on the table, looked at the monk and said, "Monk, you haven't drunk today, don't think I don't know, you really don't give me face-"

The monk looked at me, who was already drunk, and said softly: "Hammer, it's not that I don't drink, but I can't break the vows." ”

"Fart, why don't you say you ate so much meat?"

"Bah, bah, bah-" The monk folded his hands and recited sincerely: "The Buddha is on top, the hammer is high, and he was talking nonsense just now." ”

"Wine and meat stay in my heart, the Buddha has passed through the intestines, do you understand, stupid monk?" I laughed and said, "Come on, come on, have another drink-"

"You fool, that's wine and meat through the intestines, the Buddha left in his heart, hahaha, what a fool-" Qiu Yue, who was also drunk and didn't know who he was, shouted at me.

"Okay, okay, you're right, come, if the monk doesn't drink, let's drink, let's do another one-"

"one!"

Qiu Yue and I picked up our glasses and walked away.

After a few glasses, Qiu Yue and I put our arms around our shoulders, called each other brothers, and looked at the monk and Ah Lian with a smile.

"Hammer, you've drunk too much, go back to sleep. The monk said softly.

"No, who said I drank too much! I drank a lot of alcohol!" I said in a daze, in fact, I was right, my alcohol consumption is indeed quite good, but now that I have become Qiuyue, the amount of alcohol has naturally dropped a lot.

Qiu Yue patted my face and shouted, "You drank too much, go back to sleep with me!"

I looked at Qiu Yue, whose eyes were misty, and smirked, "Okay, go to sleep!"

"We're sisters going to sleep!Bye-bye-" Qiu Yue waved to the monk and Ah Lian, and then left the wine table with her arms around me.

Seeing me hiding in Qiu Yue's arms, the two of them walked towards the house one by one, and the monk sat on the bench and touched his chin and said, "You said that something should happen to the two of them, right?"

Ah Lian, who had become undrunk because of my body, shook her head and said helplessly, "It should be fine." ”

……

Akizuki and I put our arms around each other's shoulders and swayed to my room.

As soon as I entered the house, the woman threw me on the bed and began to undress frantically.

"What are you doing?"

I was delirious, yelled, and collapsed on the bed.

Qiu Yue took off her coat and threw it on the ground, then climbed into bed and came to my side.

"Eh, you said that you have a good figure, why is your face so ugly?" Qiu Yue said, staring at my face.

I smiled, patted my chest and said, "I'm in good shape, come, give you a touch-"

As I spoke, I took Qiu Yue's hand and put it on my chest, and laughed, "Isn't it very comfortable?"

Qiu Yue touched my chest, then touched her own breast, knelt beside me and said pitifully, "Why did my breasts become so small, woo woo-"

Seeing the appearance of Qiuyue pear blossoms with rain, I hurriedly took out the bottle of pill that Zhao Si gave me just now from my pocket in distress, and said, "Xiao Yueyue, don't cry, I'll show you my big baby-"

Qiuyue stopped crying, stared at the elixir in my hand and said, "This is the big baby you are talking about? ”

"This is an elixir! Taishang Laojun refining the elixir! If you eat it, you may be able to increase your life!" I opened the bottle, there were a total of three pills in it, I poured one out, and said, "You take it and eat it, Xiao Yueyue-"

"Sledgehammer, you are so good to me!" Qiu Yue took the elixir and said softly: "Why don't you eat it, I can't be too selfish." ”

"No, no, no, Xiao Yueyue, you still eat-"

"You eat—"

"You eat—"

Between me and Qiu Yue going back and forth, the elixir suddenly fell off from Qiu Yue's hand and fell directly.

The woman was kneeling next to me, and I was lying on the bed, so after the elixir fell, it smashed into my mouth.

I opened my mouth to persuade Qiu Yue at that time, so after the elixir fell into my mouth, it went directly into my throat, and I didn't even have a chance to spit it out, so I swallowed it directly.

"Ah, how did I eat it, Xiao Yueyue. I looked at Qiu Yue and said, "This is an elixir for you—"

"No, sledgehammer, you can just eat it!" Qiu Yue looked at me with rosy cheeks and confused eyes.

"Shall we sleep well, Xiao Yueyue?"

Qiu Yue lay down beside me, reached out and hugged my body, and whispered, "Go to sleep, sledgehammer, let's sleep together." ”

"Good, good—"

I hid in Qiuyue's arms and slowly closed my eyes.

Two people who drank high have completely lost their minds, and at this moment, we can't tell each other apart, and we can't remember you and me.

Qiuyue has Alian's body, the thinner kind, and I have Qiuyue's body, this woman is so plump that I can't do it, so I hid in Qiuyue's arms, not a bird at all, but Dapeng spreading its wings, which looks a little nondescript.

After a while, I kept scratching my chest, and Qiu Yue, who was about to fall asleep, was woken up by my movements, and she looked at me with a smile and said, "Sledgehammer, what's wrong with you?"

I smirked and said, "Maybe the elixir is working, my body is so hot, Xiao Yueyue, I will live forever after eating the elixir, I am going to heaven, I am going to be a little fairy......"