The concubine, who was nearly 20 years older than Zheng Youcai, was furious at Zheng Youcai's slamming of the door, and kicked Zheng Youcai out of the room with one kick, which also caused a disaster for herself, and she kicked down the dilapidated house. △￠，

This dilapidated house, although it is in Tulou Town, has been in disrepair for a long time, and it has not been inhabited for a long time, so it is a dilapidated house.

Zheng Youcai can find such a house, and it is worthy of his name Zheng Youcai, he is really a talented person, and no one will find such an abandoned house to live in, unless it is the homeless man, no wonder snakes can swim in this dilapidated house, snakes like such a shady place.

Of course, where did these five-step snakes come from, the peak is unknown, maybe it is a snake spirit, originally came to meet with humans, but I didn't expect the shortcomings of cultivation to be fired, and Zheng Youcai and the old concubine slept to death, which is also an unheard of and unseen anecdote through the ages.

For example, "The Legend of the White Snake" is a classic story of love between snake spirits and people, and this five-step snake can't keep falling in love with someone in the world, such as Comrade Zheng Youcai.

Thinking of Zheng Youcai, Gao Feng vetoed it at that time, this five-step snake spirit can take a fancy to Zheng Youcai, it is really blind.

However, this five-step snake was really blind, it fell into blood mold when it met Zheng Youcai, and as a result, a Qingqing's life was lost in Zheng Youcai's waist, maybe in the ass.

Gao Feng also judged that these five-step snakes could be slept to death by Zheng Youcai and his concubine, there is a possibility, that is, Zheng Youcai is skinny, and his concubine is also skinny, and the two people have no meat on their bodies except skin and bones.

Two skinny people caused the tragedy of this huge poisonous five-step snake, originally this snake is soft bones, it is not so easy to kill it, let alone crush it to death, it can be seen that it must be this skinny person.

Gao Feng also greatly discounted this Zheng Youcai, he is known as a female encyclopedia, but he didn't expect to find such a skinny old concubine like himself, didn't he feel panicked, or he felt panicked to touch.

Of course, things are divided into groups, people are gathered by likes, it's not a family that doesn't enter a family, this Zheng Youcai is a person with very heavy tastes.

However, lean people have very strength, Zheng Youcai, a skinny old concubine, is breathtakingly explosive, just like a football player, he shoots from 30 meters away from the goal.

Zheng Youcai's young sister shot Zheng Youcai thirty meters away with one kick, and the door of the broken house was torn apart at that time, and the entire abandoned house collapsed, directly burying herself in it, including Comrade Gao Feng, who rushed to rescue Zheng Youcai.

Fortunately, the house is in disrepair, and the wall tiles have fallen off, almost like powder, otherwise after the house collapses, Gao Feng will be crushed to death if he is not crushed.

As a result, Gao Feng had nothing but dust and shards of wall tiles that had fallen all over his body.

Gao Feng also felt like he was standing in a lime kiln, and suddenly a large cart of lime was poured on his head, and the whole person was buried in the ashes.

Before Gao Feng was about to shake off the dust on his body, he heard Zheng Youcai's old concubine roaring.

"Ah, I'm going to do it!"

But it's not a gong, this Zheng Youcai's old concubine shook her head and shook her tail like a lion in heat, and then the dust on her body flew up, and for a while, it was like a sweeper engaged in sanitation, and the sky was full of dust.

When Gao Feng opened his eyes, he was surprised to find what Zheng Youcai's old concubine looked like before the house collapsed, and what she looked like now, there was not a single dust on her body, including her wrinkled face, which was also dusty, and countless rouge powder was shaken off.

When Gao Feng saw Zheng Youcai's old concubine, she still had a shiny face, which was obviously coated with several layers of rouge powder, but now it had become her original complexion, dark and dark.

"This is also amazing, this Zheng Youcai's old concubine is not an ordinary person, her lion skills are not simple, I have to imitate her. ”

Gao Feng saw that Zheng Youcai's old concubine lion skill was so powerful, he admired it in his heart, and he also wanted to imitate her once.

"Ah, I'm going to do it!"

Gao Feng also learned from Zheng Youcai's old concubine to roar and exert his strength, and sure enough, this lion's anger skill was effective, and he shook off a lot of dust on his body.

After Gao Feng finished his work, he found that most of the dust on his body flew to the body of Zheng Youcai's old concubine, and as soon as he stopped doing it, Zheng Youcai's old concubine continued to do it, and there was another lion roar.

When Zheng Youcai's old concubine stopped, Comrade Gao Feng's body was covered with dust, and Gao Feng began to roar again.

After the handsome guy Gao finished his work, Zheng Youcai's old concubine was covered in dust, as if she had gotten into a sweeper.

Gao Feng stopped, Zheng Youcai's old concubine continued to work, after she finished her work, Gao Feng seemed to come out of the sweeper, and the handsome guy continued to work, he jumped out of five meters away after finishing his work, waving his hand to Zheng Youcai's old concubine and preaching.

"Hey, young lady, we are so close to each other, are we a little stupid, we will not shake off the dust on our bodies after a year of work like this. ”

"Well, it's not two stupid comparisons, why are we doing gong against each other, we should be doing gong to shoot dust on others. ”

"That's right, young lady, then let's not do it now, and when we go out, it's not too late for us to work again at a certain distance. ”

The two of them stopped, and the first time they stopped, Zheng Youcai's old concubine looked for Zheng Youcai.

"Zheng Youcai, are you okay, where are you buried, have you been smashed?"

Zheng Youcai's old concubine also pulled the wall tiles, looking for Zheng Youcai like a mouse, looking anxious.

"Little sister, don't worry, I don't think you should look for it, I see that Zheng Youcai has left, it is said that he has escaped, you can see this series of footprints. ”

Gao Feng pointed to a series of weasel-like footprints and said to Zheng Youcai's concubine, and Zheng Youcai's concubine scolded when she looked at this series of footprints.

"I'll check, Zheng Youcai, you are a turtle grandson, you are really a ruthless person, a person who doesn't admit it when you lift your pants, you ran away without giving me an IOU.

Zheng Youcai, even if you can run the monk, you can't run the temple, and if you run for fifteen, you can't run on the first day of the next month, the old lady will definitely find your house, and I have to let you put this IOU. ”

"Little sister, Zheng Youcai still owes you money?"

Zheng Youcai, the old concubine, kept asking Zheng Youcai to make an IOU, and Gao Feng thought that Zheng Youcai owed her money.

"Brother, do you really don't understand or fake don't understand, he Zheng Youcai came out to meet me, isn't it a cheap deal, since it's a transaction, he doesn't owe money if he doesn't give money. ”

"Hehe, that's what happened. ”

Gao Feng understood that Zheng Youcai and this woman were not concubines, they were still a kind of deal, and they had to pay after rolling out of bed.

"Brother, don't you know, this Zheng Youcai is a ghost, he paid thirty yuan in cash for the first time since he dated me, and the second time he also brought a piece of clothing over, saying that it was to cover the cost of this time.

As soon as the old lady saw this dress, she knew that it was a bargain bought from the town crossroads, a bargain of ten yuan a piece, and the old lady refused to accept his dress, and the turtle grandson began to make IOUs with the old lady, and now he owes more than 3,000 yuan. ”

"Ah, ah, thirty yuan and an IOU, isn't this just a matter of two catties of pork, doesn't he Zheng Youcai have two catties of pork money on him?"

After Gao Feng listened to Zheng Youcai's words, he was so surprised, there were several in a row, and he said casually, these thirty yuan is the money of two catties of pork, this Zheng Youcai, the on-site leader of the construction team, it is impossible not to have two catties of pork money on him.

"What, you like your little sister into pork, your little sister has such good meat, which pig has such high-quality meat, your little sister has such a big aura of two catties of pork, you are a pig, you are not as good as two catties of pork!"

Gao Feng casually said two catties of pork, Zheng Youcai's old concubine became angry, she glared at Gao Feng's face viciously, and almost reached out to pinch his neck.

Gao Feng looked at Zheng Youcai's skinny old concubine, and he felt funny in his heart, your body is not as good as pork, at most it is pork chops, how can there be a little bit of meat.

"Hehe, that's wrong, how can you have such good pork, I mean your meat is better than pigs, I mean pig meat is not as good as yours, your good pork is too cheap, Zheng Youcai can't give you two catties of pork at a time, you should give two and a half catties of pork. ”

"I'll check, you turtle grandson, you still say that the old lady is pork, you are the same as Zheng Youcai, you are the same turtle grandson, see if the old lady doesn't strangle you. ”

Zheng Youcai's old concubine was angry, her eyes were about to rush out, and she opened her teeth and claws at Gao Feng, and Gao Feng learned the old woman's lion roar skills, so he pulled his legs and ran.

"Little sister, I'm trying to persuade you, don't believe Zheng Youcai, he can't even have money for two catties of pork, don't let him make an IOU in the future, you must accept cash." ”

While running, Gao Feng did not forget to remind Zheng Youcai's old concubine, and Zheng Youcai's old concubine was chasing after him.

"You turtle grandson, do you think your young lady is willing to make an IOU, but this goods comes with an empty pocket every time, and I can't help it if I don't let him make an IOU. ”

"Little sister, you can get a credit card machine, and then you can swipe the card first and then do things in the future, you can't let Zheng Youcai take advantage of the loophole and give you a blank slip without finding his person. ”

Gao Feng gave Zheng Youcai's old concubine ideas while running, and Zheng Youcai's old concubine said again.

"I'll go, you turtle grandson, what kind of bad idea do you have, you let me buy a credit card machine, who pays for this credit card machine, do you pay for it."

Brother, don't go, since you helped me come up with an idea, you can help me buy a credit card machine. ”