When Gao Feng found Zheng Youcai, Zheng Youcai was holding a woman in her fifties, shivering and hiding under the dilapidated bed

Gao Feng knocked the bed board with a stick: "Brother Zheng, come out, you all come out, your brother Gao is here." ”

Gao Feng really didn't know what this Zheng Youcai saw with this woman in her fifties, they would be so scared that they hid under the bed, could it be that they saw a ghost?

Gao Feng looked at the room, except for the dilapidated, there were a lot of bugs, and spiders, nothing else.

"Oh, Brother Gao, your brother Zheng asked you to save us, you didn't do anything, you let us come out, then let you save the yarn!"

Gao Feng knocked on the bed board and asked Zheng Youcai and the woman to come out from under the bed, Zheng Youcai was quite unhappy, and Gao Feng said.

"Brother Zheng, I'm not here to save you, you can come out, do you want me to get under the bed and carry you out?"

Gao Feng thought about it, he had already found this dilapidated house, and he didn't find anything terrible, so he wouldn't get under the bed and take Zheng Youcai and the woman in her fifties out, then you Zheng Youcai are too squeamish.

"Oh, no, Brother Gao, you didn't remove the danger, you didn't remove the danger, how dare we get out under the bed!"

"The danger has not been removed, what kind of danger is Brother Zheng, there is nothing terrible here except for insects and spiders, and maybe geckos, where is the danger, how can you let me remove the danger, you won't let me fight mosquitoes for you and catch spiders." ”

Gao Feng thought it was really strange, he looked around, except that this house was too dilapidated, there was nothing dangerous in this broken house.

"Oh, Brother Gao, you just look down on people, how can I, Zheng Youcai, also be a two-foot-nine man, what mosquitoes and bed bugs can I be afraid of, even rats, I am not afraid."

Brother Gao, the danger you Brother Zheng is talking about, it's not these little bugs, it's a terrible danger, it's life-threatening to move casually, otherwise, your Brother Zheng can be so scared that he pees six times in five minutes!"

No wonder, there is such a big urine stain in the place where Zheng Youcai is lying, it turns out that he urinated six times in five minutes, and this urine is really a lot.

"Ah, Brother Zheng, there is still a danger to my life, where is this danger to my life, why didn't I see it!"

Zheng Youcai said that his life is in danger at any time, Gao Feng feels very funny, how can there be anything dangerous to life in this room, this Brother Zheng is really alive to see a ghost

"Oh, Brother Gao, why are you such a person, your Brother Zheng can still deceive you, this life danger is above your Brother Zheng's head, your Brother Zheng doesn't even dare to move his head now, he doesn't even dare to speak loudly, for fear that this guy will kill your Brother Zheng." ”

"Yes, brother, Zheng Limen is right, this dangerous thing is above our heads, and I don't dare to speak, for fear that this guy will bite me. ”

Zheng Youcai said that this life-threatening thing was on top of his head, and the woman in her fifties also said that the proof was under the bed, Gao Feng knelt on one knee on the ground, hooked his head and looked under the bed.

"I'll check, Brother Zheng is terrible, this is really a life-threatening thing, it's really amazing, it's really over!"

Gao Feng Zhen saw a foreign object hanging under the bed, and he shouted loudly, and at the same time retracted his head as if he was about to run away.

Gao Feng's action frightened Zheng Youcai and the woman in her fifties at that time, and the two of them screamed at the same time and fainted.

"Hey, Brother Zheng, and this aunt, wake up, I'm scaring you, what kind of dangerous thing, this is a dead snake. ”

What Gao Feng saw was indeed a dead snake, the snake's head was hanging under the bed, and the head was flattened, and I don't know what it was like, including the snake's body.

However, this dead snake is quite thick, about the thickness of the mouth of a bowl, and it is still a five-step giant poisonous snake, how did this giant poisonous snake appear in this dilapidated house, this is also something that makes Gao Feng puzzled.

Zheng Youcai and the woman woke up for a long time, and when they woke up, they raised their heads and bumped into the head of the five poisonous snakes, and the two of them fainted at the same time.

"I'll check, what kind of guts are these two people, a dead snake is so scared, if this is a live snake, how many times would it have been scared to death." ”

However, this is a giant poisonous snake with a thick mouth, which is indeed creepy to see, and it will scare a few souls if it doesn't die.

Gao Feng saw that this was not good, these two people would not survive, and this matter would be troublesome, so they had to be not afraid of this dead snake.

Gao Feng removed the mat from the bed, took out the five-step giant poisonous snake, put it in his hand, and then woke up Zheng Youcai and the woman in her fifties.

"Brother Zheng, Auntie, wake up, don't be afraid, this is a dead snake, it has already died, its head and body have been flattened by something, and it can't survive. ”

Gao Feng carried the five-step dead snake, grabbed its head at one time, scratched its body at the other, and told the two people who woke up that this was a dead snake, and it was no longer dangerous, so that the two of them could rest assured not to faint to death again.

Zheng Youcai and the woman were still quite scared when they saw this dead snake, and it took them a long time to crawl out from under the bed, and they pointed at the dead snake with their fingers in horror to confirm that it was a dead snake, and the two of them were a little bolder.

"Oh, Brother Gao, it scares us to death, this is a huge poisonous five-step snake, if this bites us, we can't get out of this door, and thanks to our wit, when we found this five-step snake, we have been lying under this bed without moving a step. ”

"My God, if you don't move the place, you will not die, as long as this snake bites you, then you will die if you don't move. ”

"Ah, Brother Gao, doesn't it mean that the five-step snake, as long as it is bitten, it won't die if you don't go out five steps, if we don't move one step, it's five steps away, how can we die, just like the four rings are one less ring than the five rings, if you don't add one ring, you will never be able to reach the five rings." ”

"I'll go, Brother Zheng, this five-step snake is not so reasonable, this is to describe that after a person is bitten by a five-step snake, he will not go out of the distance of five steps, that is also to describe that this snake is too venomous, will kill people in a short period of time, this has nothing to do with whether to walk five steps or not." ”

Gao Feng is drunk again, this Brother Zheng Youcai's comprehension ability is indeed strong, how can he understand that as long as he is bitten by a five-step snake, as long as he doesn't take a step, he can save his life.

"Hey, Brother Zheng, let me ask you, why did this snake die, and it was still flattened?"

Gao Feng was very surprised that this five-step snake was flattened, and he couldn't figure out how the snake got to the bed, how did he Zheng Youcai find the five-step snake, and how they hid under the bed.

"Brother Gao, that's the case, I'm sleeping with your little sister, we rolled a few rolls and got tired, we slept for a while, and in a daze, we felt that something was moving under our bodies, and we didn't pay attention to it, and then we felt that it was very moving, so we sat up and looked, and found that there was a huge thick five-step snake under the mat, and then you should be able to imagine, we were so scared that we were scared and rolled directly under the bed. ”

"Ah, my God, Brother Zheng, and this young lady, you are so talented, you actually slept and slept this snake to death, it is still a huge poisonous five-step snake, and it is still such a thick snake!"

Gao Feng was shocked, he couldn't believe that what Zheng Youcai said was true, he rolled a few times with this woman in her fifties, and rolled this huge poisonous five-step snake to death, what an incredible thing, what a magical thing.

Gao Feng felt that there was one thing that was also amazing, that is, the women in front of him were all in their fifties, and the crow's feet on their faces could kill flies, and he also asked Gao Feng to call someone else's little sister, this can be a young lady, and the young lady is more than 30 years away.

However, there are also some situations, such as the hosts of the children's channel are grandparents and grandmothers, and they also let people call them uncles and sisters, which is as talented as this Zheng Youcai, according to this reason, it is not surprising to let Gao Feng call a woman in her fifties a little sister.

"Brother Zheng, it's okay here, this is also a dead snake, don't be afraid, and don't be afraid of this young lady. ”

Gao Feng always felt very uncomfortable in the face of this woman in her fifties calling her little sister.

"Zheng Youcai, you are still too picky, you actually went on a date with your little sister and lived in such a dilapidated house, you also said that this house costs 300 yuan a month rent, according to your young sister, people are sticking you 300 yuan upside down.

Zheng Youcai, your little sister sues you, you can't date in this house from tomorrow, that's going to cost your life, and there are five steps of snakes, risking your life to date you, is it easy for your little sister?"

The danger was lifted, and the woman in her fifties was very unhappy with Zheng Youcai, she asked Zheng Youcai to change places tomorrow, she was not willing to risk her life to date Zheng Youcai.

What makes Gao Feng even more disgusting is that this woman in her fifties still keeps claiming that she is Zheng Youcai's little sister, I really don't know what kind of feeling she will feel in her heart when she says the word little sister.

"Okay, young lady, don't you worry, isn't it just renting a house, your little brother Zheng will definitely rent you a big room, a big room with three bedrooms and four living rooms, and then put seven three-meter big beds, and install electrified wires on the wooden boards of the big beds, so as to ensure that the five-step snake and the four-step snake will not approach, and the two of us will sleep comfortably!"

"you, Zheng Youcai, you just fool your little sister, you think your little sister is stupid, you have a three-bedroom and three-hall house, and you can only put six beds, this bed is equipped with wire, then you still use sleeping snakes, we sleep and die." ”

Zheng Youcai fooled the woman in her fifties again, and his young lady raised her foot and kicked him out of the dilapidated house, and the door was suddenly torn apart, and the entire wall collapsed, burying the woman and Gao Feng inside.