Mei Gui asked Niu Struggle a question, why Zhang Guolao rode a donkey upside down, and Niu Struggle replied because Zhang Guolao rode a paper donkey, a donkey who could do anything. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, told Niu Struggle that his answer was wrong, Zhang Guolao rode the donkey upside down not because it was a paper donkey, but because Zhang Guolao's head was often kicked by the donkey, in order to prevent being kicked in the head by the donkey again, Zhang Guolao took the method of riding the donkey upside down.

For this answer, the uncle of the police station felt that Mei Gui was playing the piano indiscriminately, and seriously suspected that Mei Gui was a pretending Guanyin Bodhisattva, and he told Mei Gui that the real reason why Zhang Guo Lao rode a donkey was because Zhang Guo Lao stole the old monk's ginseng soup, and when he escaped, he was afraid that the old monk would chase him, so he rode the donkey upside down to watch.

"Zhang Heigou, do you know Zhang Guolao, or this Guanyin Bodhisattva knows Zhang Guolao, do you know Zhang Guolao, the immortal of the heavenly court, don't you know this Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

The janitor still wanted to step forward and see Mei Zhuo's true face clearly, so he reached out and raised the fan to pick off the black stockings on Mei Zhuo's face.

As soon as the janitor's fan was raised, Mei Gui made a decisive move, took off the leather shoes on Gao Feng's feet and threw them out, and at the same time shouted at the janitor.

Mei Gui threw it so accurately, and Gao Feng's leather shoes were smashing on the old face of the janitor, and he was so angry that he was in the eyes at that time.

However, the janitor reacted quite quickly, he stretched out his left hand and grabbed the shoe, which was still a red dragonfly leather shoe.

"Oh, you fairies are also fashionable enough, and you are still wearing red dragonfly leather shoes, Guanyin Bodhisattva, you have the ability to throw the other shoe over, and wait for my old man to make a pair!"

"Zhang Heigou, you are too bold, even the red dragonfly leather shoes of the gods, you want to keep them for yourself, and see how this Guanyin Bodhisattva treats you. ”

After Mei Gui finished speaking, she took off Gao Feng's other shoe and threw it at the janitor, so anxious that Gao Feng screamed.

"Mei Gui, those are my shoes, the red dragonfly I just bought not long ago. ”

Mei Gui said: "Gao Feng, what a big deal, isn't it the red dragonfly that Wang Xiaoyue bought for you, this girl will help you buy a pair of Mu Linsen leather shoes tomorrow." ”

"Mei Gui, you have to talk and count, don't fool me. ”

"Hmph, this girl doesn't fool you, who will fool you. ”

Mei Gui snorted coldly, but Mei Gui kept an eye on it this time, and when she threw the shoes out, she grabbed the laces of the leather shoes.

When the old man was sober and wanted to reach out to grab the shoe, Mei Gui dragged the shoelace and dragged it back, smashed it several times in a row, and smashed the old man with a blue nose and swollen face, and couldn't tell the difference between east and west, north and south.

"Zhang Heigou, this Guanyin Bodhisattva asked you, are you still convinced?"

The janitor trembled, like a pendulum clock, swaying.

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, where are you, this old man is convinced, how do you know that my nickname is Zhang Heigou. ”

Mei Gui said: "Hmph, Zhang Heigou, this Guanyin Bodhisattva is a god, how can there be something that the gods don't know, I not only know that your name is Zhang Heigou, but also know that your Zhang Heigou gave birth to five daughters, and you left your second daughter at home to recruit relatives, and as a result, you gave birth to five granddaughters, which is not right?"

The old man replied: "Yes, that's right, Guanyin Bodhisattva, my Zhang Heigou is too bitter, I originally wanted to have a son, and I also want a grandson, but a series of daughters and granddaughters, and my Zhang Heigou family now has ten women." ”

When the old janitor thought of his family of ten women, he had a feeling that he couldn't tell if he was suffering, thinking that his life was very bitter, and he had been unable to raise his head in the village to be a man, and no one could understand that kind of loneliness.

"Zhang Heigou, you are obviously feudal thoughts, you are obviously patriarchal thoughts, all women what's wrong, this Guanyin Bodhisattva used to be a master of Cihang, originally a male body, but I became a daughter, that's because this Bodhisattva likes to be a daughter, women are the greatest people, no woman where did you stinky men, isn't your Zhang Heigou's mother not a woman, without your mother, you Zhang Heigou can be born. ”

When Mei Gui said this, she gritted her teeth and twisted Gao Feng hard, and Gao Feng screamed in pain.

"Mei Gui, if you scold Zhang Heigou, you will scold Zhang Heigou, but don't take your anger out on me, I'm not a high black dog. ”

"Hmph, you're not as good as a dog. ”

Mei Gui twisted the peak again, and the peak had to beg for mercy.

"Mei Gui, don't pinch anymore, when you beauties pinch people, why do you always pinch in one place, don't change places, you don't imagine my pain." ”

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, what you said is so right, in this world, there are women first, and then there will be men, women are indeed great, and there are mothers before sons. ”

The old man who was the gatekeeper was stunned, and he obeyed Mei Gui's words, and Nuo Nuo said yes.

Mei Gui continued: "Zhang Heigou, this Guanyin Bodhisattva asks you again, do you say that this Bodhisattva is right, or are you right, why did Zhang Guo always ride a donkey upside down?"

The old man at the gatekeeper replied: "Guanyin Bodhisattva, of course you are right, Zhang Guo rode a donkey because he was kicked in the head by a donkey. ”

Mei Gui laughed: "Zhang Heigou, is this right, I am Guanyin Bodhisattva, of course I know the true situation of every immortal, their real embarrassing places, I know it well, some of what you know is just folklore, folklore is just for the fullness of the characters."

Zhang Heigou, such as Pan Jinlian in "Water Margin", this is a character who is false, she is not a silver messy woman, for hundreds of years, she has been nailed to the pillar of shame in history, which can be called a bewitching, **, and vicious typical.

In Chinese morality, there are few people who sympathize with her plight, and this is Pan Jinlian. In the end, she was extremely deduced and lived in dramatic stage literary works, becoming a model of bad women after tea and dinner.

Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian in "Water Margin", as well as Wu Song are historical prototypes, but Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian are from the Ming Dynasty, and the author of "Water Margin" Shi Nai'an is a person of the same period, formerly known as Wu Zhi, nicknamed "Da Lang" when he was young, and he was a middle-aged Jinshi, who served as the commander of Yanggu County, Shandong, and his wife Pan Shi is the prototype of Pan Jinlian, born in a family of eunuchs, his father was Zhizhou, and the two have a harmonious family life and are very affectionate.

The story of Wu Pan and the two in "Water Margin" comes from rumors and slander made by others, before Wu Dalang Zhongjinshi, he was funded by a scholar surnamed Wang in his hometown, and later served as a county commander, but the scholar surnamed Wang was in ruin, and came to Wu Dalang, hoping to find a small official under him;

When he returned to his hometown, he learned that Wu Dalang had built a new house for him, so he regretted it, and ran all the way back to Yanggu, and tore up the rumor-mongering documents he wrote one by one;

As for Wu Song, he was indeed a native of the Song Dynasty, who once served as the governor of Hangzhou, and later because his boss Hangzhou prefect was slandered and dismissed by Cai Jing and his party, and he was also implicated and driven out of the official government; the new prefect of Hangzhou was Cai Jing's son, and Wu Song could not stand it, so he stepped forward to assassinate him, and after he succeeded, he was besieged and captured by officers and soldiers, and died in prison.

Zhang Heigou, this Guanyin Bodhisattva said this large story, so that you can understand a truth, hearsay is not a true story. ”

"I'll go, Mei Gui, you are even poorer than that Wang Xiaoyue, Guanyin Bodhisattva wants to know that you two are so flamboyant, then you will definitely not be able to spare you. ”

Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, also spoke at length, telling this black dog the story of Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian, as well as the story of the tiger hero Wu Song, and the sisters kept sticking out their tongues.

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, you are really a Bodhisattva, your knowledge is so colorful, this old man has always thought that Pan Jinlian is a bad woman.

However, Guanyin Bodhisattva, men really like this bad woman, and I Zhang Heigou also likes bad women. ”

"Hmph, Zhang Heigou, this Bodhisattva has long known that you like bad women, but in fact, it's not that women are bad, but that you Zhang Heigou is bad.

Zhang Heigou, this Bodhisattva came to ask you, did you flirt with the old lady Wang in the first half of the month, and was caught by the old man of her family, and finally forced you to pay her old man a pack of cigarettes every day?"

The old man at the gate said that he liked bad women, and he also grinned evilly, and Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, scolded him loudly, and Zhang Heigou replied.

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, you are a true god, you know this thing, but don't you, I regret it to death now, this is called the fox didn't get it, and I made a fuss, I still have to find cigarettes for her old man every day, which is why I have been looking for people in and out of the police station to ask for cigarettes. ”

Mei Gui snorted: "Zhang Heigou, you are retribution, in fact, you don't know, this is the fairy dance played by the two of them, that is, let you pay him a pack of cigarettes every day, don't think that the old lady squeezes two winks at you, you think that people have taken a fancy to you Zhang Heigou." ”

"What's the matter, I'll go to them to theorize now, he dares to play fairy jumping on my head Zhang Heigou, and he doesn't ask who my Zhang Heigou is?"

Zhang Heigou burst into a rage after listening to Mei Gui's words, and he was still kept in the dark, thinking that he was caught by others, and he knocked out his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach.

Mei Gui smiled disdainfully: "Zhang Heigou, what do you think you are, people have already inquired about you before they get you, you Zhang Heigou is a person who likes to steal chickens and touch dogs, and you can only knock out your teeth and swallow it in your stomach." ”

Zhang Heigou can only hehe silly: "Hehe, Guanyin Bodhisattva, you see it too accurately, I Zhang Heigou is such a hobby." ”

Mei Gui warned him: "Zhang Heigou, you must get rid of this problem, otherwise, in a few days, you will be broken by someone, you have molested the old lady Li three times, you take the leftovers from the police station to please her, her old man can't bear it anymore, maybe it will break out tomorrow, and your two legs of Zhang Heigou may be difficult to protect." ”

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, you are really a living Buddha, you know everything about my black dog, my black dog's eyelids have been beating hard for the past two days, you must help me resolve this disaster." ”

After the old man heard Mei Gui's words, he fell to his knees and begged Mei Gui to resolve his disaster, and Mei Gui sighed.

"Hey, who let this Bodhisattva be a Bodhisattva's heart, this Bodhisattva went down to earth to purify sentient beings, this Bodhisattva now points to you a way to live, you go to the door of Old Lady Li's house to plead guilty, ask for her old man's forgiveness, you must get her old man's forgiveness, and your disaster will be resolved. ”

"Thank you for the Bodhisattva's guidance, I'll go and ask for guilt. ”

The old man at the doorman got up and rushed to the guard's room, took off his shirt, came out with a flat pole on his back, and went straight to the house of Mrs. Li.

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