Gao Feng was sat under Wang Xiaoyue's buttocks, and the group of sisters deliberately made it bad, pinching him with their hands and pinching him, which made Gao Feng unbearable, and this Wang Xiaoyue actually worked with Niu to calculate the account of begging for a wife in the countryside, and the two of them chattered endlessly. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Gao Feng couldn't wait, urging Wang Wang Xiaoyue to hurry up and let Niu struggle to turn himself in, but Wang Xiaoyue scolded Gao Fengdao.

"You are a monkey, this Guanyin Bodhisattva is crossing the Bull Demon King, what kind of trouble are you making, see that this Guanyin does not repair you. ”

Wang Xiaoyue pinched Gao Feng with her hand, and the guy grinned in pain.

"Bodhisattva, I was wrong, the monkey is indeed wrong, you can spare me and the monkey, you hurry up and cross the Bull Demon King. ”

The conversation between Wang Xiaoyue and Gao Feng confused Niu Struggle, and he looked suspicious.

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, where did the monkey come from, is the monkey you referring to the Monkey King?"

"Niu Struggle, you are right, it is the monkey, this guy always makes small movements in the air, and was beaten away by this Bodhisattva, Niu Struggle, you go back to the door of the police station first, and when this Bodhisattva puts on makeup, he will go to cross the old man, and ensure that you surrender successfully. ”

"Ah, Guanyin Bodhisattva, do you want to put on makeup too?"

Wang Xiaoyue's words made Niu Struggle wonder, and it was also the first time that he heard that Guanyin Bodhisattva still had to put on makeup.

"Niu struggle, you don't know, now the heavens are better maintained than whom, every year is also a beauty pageant, don't look at the seven fairies beautiful, that is also the face after makeup, in fact, the face without makeup is very scary, you can think about it, thousands of years of fairies can always be as beautiful as a girl, are maintained with cosmetics, this Guanyin Bodhisattva is no exception, you don't see this Bodhisattva is generally high, that is, let everyone see the true face of this Bodhisattva up close, I'm afraid to scare you. ”

"Oh, that's what happened, then you must not buy cosmetics on Taobao, you must go to the store to buy cosmetics, then you will buy the real thing, I also have a little secret, I once gave the hardware store proprietress a set of cosmetics, which is a fake bought online. ”

As soon as Niu Zhan heard Wang Xiaoyue's explanation, he felt that it was the same thing, Bodhisattvas are the same as people, they are still so old, they do need maintenance, and it is no wonder that when these immortals appear, they are always high above the clouds, and the most important thing is that they are afraid that everyone will see their faces clearly.

"Well, Niu Struggle, what you said is so right, this Bodhisattva has also been fooled, this Bodhisattva has been reminding the gods and immortals not to shop online, the Internet is mixed, fakes are abundant, the threshold is quite low, there is almost no supervision, they are all making money with a conscience, but most of the immortals do not listen to persuasion, and this Bodhisattva also knows that their wages are low, and they are also forced to buy some bargains online. ”

"Wang Xiaoyue, why are you such a mother-in-law, hurry up and let him turn himself in, we can't listen to it anymore, what kind of immortal salary is low, do you think you are really Guanyin Bodhisattva!"

Unexpectedly, this policewoman Wang Xiaoyue talked endlessly, like an old woman, who annoyed the group of sisters and pinched her one after another, Wang Xiaoyue stopped the topic.

"Niu struggle, this Bodhisattva can't tell you more, you hurry up and wait at the door of the police station, this Bodhisattva will arrive later. ”

Niu Struggle is very grateful: "Guanyin Bodhisattva, I am very grateful to you for putting my heart in my heart, my Niu Struggle is also clear, and the gods are not easy to mix, I will go to the door of the police station and wait now, Guanyin Bodhisattva must come." ”

Wang Xiaoyue waved her hand and asked Niu Fen to leave quickly, and Niu Fen left everyone and went to the police station.

"Wang Xiaoyue, you Guanyin Bodhisattva is beautiful, you still chatted with Niu Struggle, and said don't buy things on Taobao, there are many fakes on Taobao, you are prejudiced, what is in the way of you on Taobao, you see that people make money like running water, you are very red-eyed."

We are all buying things on Taobao, we all support Taobao, your little hooves are too disagreeable, people Guanyin Bodhisattva is very busy, usually come out to say two words, just take the goblin, we see that you Wang Xiaoyue is not Guanyin Bodhisattva, to a goblin who harms people. ”

The beauties complained very much about Wang Xiaoyue, thinking that she was too fake as a Guanyin Bodhisattva, how could there be such a verbose Guanyin.

"Hehe, sisters, it's hard to pretend to be Guanyin Bodhisattva, it's not good to have fun, if you play Guanyin Bodhisattva, it is estimated that you will have more words than my Wang Xiaoyue, it is like a surging river. ”

"Wang Xiaoyue, you're enough, hurry up and go to the police station, don't grind anymore. ”

"Hmph, Gao Feng, you give me honesty, if you call me again, this girl will turn herself in regardless of what bull struggles, he won't turn himself in and take care of this girl's ball. ”

As soon as Wang Xiaoyue was powerful, Gao Feng became honest, and he had to be honest, Wang Xiaoyue sat under his buttocks, and all the beauties carried him, but he lost his freedom.

"Xiaoyue, I'm begging you, can you get off me first, I'm numb from you, can you let me breathe." ”

"No, you give me honesty, this girl is not happy, then sit you until dawn. ”

Wang Xiaoyue scolded and yelled, this Comrade Gao Feng can only be honest, good men don't fight with women, women can make trouble unreasonably, but men can't do this.

"Sister Mei Gui, it's your turn to play Guanyin Bodhisattva, I have to go back to the police station right now, you play Guanyin Bodhisattva to scare the old man who guards the door, you scare him like me. ”

Wang Xiaoyue confessed to Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, for a while, jumped off Gao Feng's body, and rushed to the police station.

"No, you still have to take turns to play Guanyin Bodhisattva, then my peak is not going to be sat down by you in turn. ”

Now that he has changed again, Mei Gui has played Guanyin Bodhisattva, and Gao Feng feels that things are not good.

Wang Shangliang said loudly: "Yes, that's what we planned a long time ago, you Gao Feng is ready to be sat on the ass, we big beauties take turns to sit on you, you should be our wheel tip." ”

"I'll go, Wang Shangliang, you are a pure female hooligan, what do you call us the peak of the wheel, is he worth us to go to the tip of the wheel, this kid sees us beauties, it is more urgent than a monkey." ”

Wang Shangliang is just a blockbuster, she is amazing, all the beauties scolded her together, Wang Shangliang hehe is straight.

"What's the matter, this girl is a female hooligan, and there is a blood in a woman's bones to be a hooligan, especially when she meets a handsome guy in her eyes, she can't wait to rush up to the top of her eyes, just like some people watch Korean dramas, when they see South Korea's long legs and vomit, they really can't wait to rush into the TV. ”

"Hehe, yes, when we see long legs and vomit, we will really rush forward. ”

"Beauties, please hurry up to the police station, Mei Gui hurry up and go to the old man who guards the door, Wang Xiaoyue is ready. ”

This group of beauties chattered non-stop like sparrows, so anxious that the peak shouted, and the beauties were ready to go to the police station, ready to go to the old man who guarded the police station.

"Hey, Gao Feng, will you drive a tricycle, drive this tricycle to the door of the police station. ”

These beauties are all standing on the tricycle, and now they are going to the police station, so they have to drive the tricycle to the door of the police station, and they ask Gao Feng if he will drive a tricycle.

"Ladies and gentlemen, who drove you when you came?"

Gao Feng asked, and Mei Gui said.

"Gao Feng, when we came, it was pushed out by the three sisters of the Cao family. ”

"Beauties, since you want to play the role of a god, you can't drive to the door of the police station now, the sudden sound of this tricycle is too loud, and it doesn't follow the logic, so that the old man who guards the door sees what it looks like, and you have to let someone push it over. ”

"Sit down, beauties, and the three of us will push you over. ”

Before Gao Feng finished speaking, the three viagras volunteered to push the tricycle to the police station, and they really pushed the beauties to walk up like chicken blood.

"Hey, here, old man, Guanyin Bodhisattva and the fairies are here!"

Seeing all the beauties coming slowly, Niu Struggle, who was waiting at the door of the police station, shouted excitedly, and he also held the hand of the old man who guarded the door.

The old man at the gatekeeper said disdainfully: "Dead fatty, you are really evil, how can there be any gods in this world, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Guanyin, you sister."

Dead fatty, I advise you to flee to the remote areas quickly, why don't you believe me, don't believe what Guanyin said, it costs five or six hundred thousand yuan to beg for a wife in the countryside, that is a rural area where the economy is not bad, and in the remote areas over there, it costs a few thousand yuan, and a cow can ask for a beautiful daughter-in-law. ”

"I'm going, a group of fairies are flying here, are the fairies going to besiege the police station and fight with this old man?"

The old man at the gate was also taken aback when he saw a group of people in white clothes and white skirts floating in, and the cow struggled and jumped up and down.

"Old man, I'm not wrong, the fairies are here, Guanyin Bodhisattva is here, let's hurry up and meet the Bodhisattva. ”

Niu Zhan pulled the old man who was the gatekeeper and trotted all the way to meet the group of fairies.

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, I want to thank you again for worrying about my surrender. ”

"Phew, huh, hey, three pigs, stop now. ”

Seeing that Niu Zhan pulled the old man who was the gatekeeper and ran over, the girl Mei Gui, who played the role of Guanyin Bodhisattva, hurriedly shouted "Huh", she wanted to ask the three viagras to stop, but I didn't expect that these three viagras only knew how to push the cart desperately, and did not know how to stop the tricycle.

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, didn't you come here on a donkey, why are you still shouting?"

The actions of Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, made Niu Struggle so strange, and Mei Gui smiled with her hands.

"Niu struggle, how can this Bodhisattva come on a donkey, of course this Bodhisattva is coming from the clouds and fog, which immortal have you ever seen riding a donkey, it's not right, that Zhang Guolao is riding a donkey upside down, do you know why Zhang Guolao is riding a donkey upside down?"

Niu Struggle replied: "Guanyin Bodhisattva, I know why Zhang Guolao rode a donkey upside down, because he rode a paper donkey, this donkey is not an ordinary donkey, it can "travel tens of thousands of miles a day", when resting, you can also fold the donkey, put it in your pocket, if necessary, 'then ice it, and become a donkey. This donkey can even float across the ocean, it is really omnipotent. ”

Miss Mei Gui shook her head: "Niu struggles, yes, this old man rides a donkey upside down, the real reason is not so, his real reason is that he was kicked in the head by this paper donkey, in order to prevent being kicked in the head by the donkey, he took the method of riding the donkey upside down, and then he was not kicked in the head by the donkey again." ”

"Ah, yes, Guanyin Bodhisattva, there is this kind of thing, I have always wondered why Zhang Guo Lao rode a donkey upside down, it turned out to prevent being kicked in the head by a donkey, I also understand, often the real reason is covered by illusion, thank you Bodhisattva for your guidance, let me Niu struggle and understand some real reasons. ”

Niu struggled and was grateful to Guanyin Bodhisattva, and he suddenly had a feeling of enlightenment, as if he had been enlightened.

"Haha, what Guanyin Bodhisattva are you, what Zhang Guo is afraid that the donkey will kick his head and ride the donkey upside down, but people steal the soup of the old monk of the family, for fear that the old monk will come to chase after him, so he rides the donkey backwards and watches. Later generations said that Zhang Guo Lao had become an immortal after eating fairy ginseng, and the donkey had become a god donkey after drinking the soup, and since then Guo Lao has ridden a donkey to travel all over the world. ”

The old man who was guarding the door sneered after hearing this, and pointed to Mei Gui and said that her Guanyin Bodhisattva was fake.

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