The young woman of the watermelon cut all the fifteen watermelons picked out by Xiong Erwei, and the fifteen watermelons were not ripe, they were white, and they were not even red, and they were not ripe at all.

"Big brother, you have seen it, these are all watermelons you picked out, but none of them are ripe, your level is really limited.

Your sister is not because your sycophants are comfortable, this young woman really wants to scold you to death, but I have never seen such a stupid person as you, and you are still the apprentice of this young woman, and the young woman is not going to pay for death. ”

Xiong Erwei showed a sweet smile, this joke is very obvious, his smile is more ugly than crying, it is really three points scary and seven points scary.

"Hehe, sister, yours is not wrong, Brother Ben Xiong is a stupid person, but you are not the only one who is like me, the big guys are like this, I Xiong Erwei."

Sister, what you just said doesn't count, you pay ten for one fake, and if you have a watermelon that is not sweet, you will lose ten watermelons!"

The young woman with watermelon replied without thinking: "Big brother, of course the words of this young woman count, of course it is a fake one and ten losses, this young woman is the most honest in business, otherwise, how can she sell watermelons at this crossroads for five or six years, and have been dominating the watermelon young woman for five or six years!"

Xiong Erwei said: "Sister, you weren't just now, you were still standing in the ranks of girls last year, why did you dominate the watermelon young woman for five or six years, in that case, you weren't a girl six years ago!"

The watermelon young woman smiled and said, "Big brother, why should this be more serious, what can it be if it is more than two years of girlhood." ”

Xiong Erwei echoed again: "Yes, Brother Xiong still wants to live a few more years as a boy."

Sister, since you are an honest young woman, should we hang yourself with a hook?"

"Big brother, you don't even believe your sister, what kind of hook is still pulled, what is hanging, sister's words will never be cheated, if my sister cheats, then the whole family will die!"

Xiong Erwei also proposed the matter of hanging on the hook, and the young woman with watermelon wheeled her eyes and swore a poisonous oath to Comrade Xiong Erwei seriously.

The watermelon young woman swore a poisonous oath, Comrade Xiong Erwei squinted his eyes and smiled, and he said to the watermelon young woman slowly and carefully.

"Sister, since you have sworn poisonously, then I will not force you anymore, you see that there are fifteen watermelons that are not ripe, then you will lose the money of Brother Xiong's one hundred and fifty watermelons!"

"Big brother, what are you, once again, why didn't this young woman figure out the situation!"

Xiong Erwei was very light for the first time, and he squinted his eyes at the watermelon young woman, but the watermelon young woman hadn't been able to react.

Comrade Xiong Erwei pointed to the row of watermelons cut in front of him, and raised his voice to the young woman with watermelons.

"Sister, Brother Ben Xiong has fifteen watermelons in front of him, all of them are watermelons picked out by Brother Ben Xiong, and none of them are ripe watermelons.

Therefore, according to my sister's law, if you pay ten for one, you will have to pay for one hundred and fifty watermelons, so you can take the money out and pay it to Brother Ben Xiong now!"

"Fuck, you bastard, you used to play tricks with your sister, this watermelon was cut by my sister herself, it has nothing to do with your dime, why should my sister pay you one hundred and fifty watermelons!"

As soon as the watermelon young woman heard Xiong Erwei's words, she jumped up more than two meters high, jumped on the watermelon tricycle at once, and waved the watermelon knife in her hand and shouted at Comrade Xiong Erwei.

"Hey, watermelon young woman, you have to pay attention to civilized language, this kind of foul language can be exploded by Brother Xiong, you can't explode such a foul language, you don't have this function.

No matter how foul you are, no matter how foul you are, it's not a ball, these unripe watermelons are all in front of you, and Brother Ben Xiong suspects that none of your tricycle watermelons are ripe.

Moreover, you keep saying that you are doing business in good faith, and you have also sworn a poisonous oath, if you don't fake a ten, you will die for the whole family, you can't rely on the debt!"

Comrade Xiong Erwei was not in a hurry to reason with this watermelon young woman, his demeanor was like Zhuge Liang going to Dongwu, he wanted to fight the crowd with wisdom.

But the watermelon young woman was furious, and the whole person became angry like Zhang Fei, the fierce general of the Three Kingdoms, she stared at two eyes and a mouthful of fierce teeth, and slashed at Xiong Erwei's head with a watermelon knife.

"You bastard, people, people don't have a good bird in the project, they can't believe it, and there is a sentence that slips away, I'd rather believe that there are ghosts in this world than believe in a broken mouth engaged in engineering.

You monkey even deceived this young woman, this watermelon young woman has never deceived people, and has never been deceived by others, you are looking for death!"

The watermelon young woman's watermelon knife was chopped over when her head was over, and she also bit her yellow teeth and made a ruthless move, she was condescending to take advantage of the situation to cut it down.

Seeing that the slender watermelon knife was about to cut into Xiong Erwei's head and melon seeds, this Comrade Xiong Erwei was surprisingly calm, unhurried and did not change his face, and when the watermelon knife touched his scalp, he grabbed the watermelon blade, and he was still smiling.

"Hehe, sister, people, the art master is bold, no gold diamond dare not mess with porcelain work, Brother Ben Xiong doesn't have two brushes, can come here to buy your watermelon, you just use a knife to cut Brother Ben Xiong, Brother Ben Xiong is not afraid." ”

After Comrade Xiong Erwei grabbed the blade of the watermelon, he also dragged the young woman with the watermelon down, and threw the young woman with the watermelon on top of the fifteen watermelons in front of him.

"Hmph, don't think that you have occupied the intersection of the street as a watermelon young woman for five or six years, that is because you haven't met Brother Ben Xiong, if you have met Brother Ben Xiong, it will make you become a watermelon old woman long ago!"

Comrade Xiong Erwei's posture is very handsome, he also feels that he has never been so handsome, he is also very satisfied, he seems to have seen Gao Feng's handsome face, he is the embodiment of Gao Feng.

Comrade Xiong Erwei stuck the watermelon knife he grabbed into a watermelon, patted his hands and brushed his hair at the same time, he found that the palm of his hand was full of blood, and he stretched his palm to his nose and sniffed it.

", this watermelon knife is too sharp, and it broke the palm and scalp of this handsome guy, and got a lot of blood, it's like killing a chicken!"

Comrade Xiong Erwei's posture was very handsome, but the heat did not arrive, and as a result, when he grabbed the watermelon blade, he injured his palm, and he was also cut to the scalp, making himself bloody.

Even in this case, Comrade Xiong Erwei completely ignored it, he thought that he had to pretend to be perfect, isn't it just bleeding, it's just 300 milliliters more than his grandmother's.

Brother Xiong lifted the watermelon young woman from the broken watermelon, and the watermelon young woman was covered in watermelon foam, as if she had taken a watermelon bath.

"Sister, it's still Brother Ben Xiong who treats you well, don't thank Brother Ben Xiong, you better hurry up and pay Brother Ben Xiong one hundred and fifty watermelons." ”

The young watermelon woman was thrown into a little delirious, and her words were also sprayed with watermelon crumbs, spraying Comrade Xiong Erwei's face.

"Big brother, this young woman's cart is less than a hundred watermelons, and this young woman has sold them for a week, but she hasn't sold fifteen watermelons.

I won't hide it from you, my sister can't even eat, so she just eats this watermelon to satisfy her hunger, and this one hundred and fifty watermelons are enough for my sister to eat for a year and a half.

Big brother, you let my sister compensate you for 150 watermelons, you are not a strong man, you are not letting your sister drink the northwest wind!"

But the young watermelon woman began to cry, three tears and four snot, and the tears and snot were mixed with the watermelon pot.

Comrade Xiong Erwei's eyes were also red at that time, he didn't have red eyes, he touched his eyes with the palm of his hand, and touched the blood in his eyes.

"Sister, don't cry anymore, you cry Brother Xiong also wants to cry, it's really not easy for you, you've had a very hard time.

Sister, every line has every line of hard work, Brother Ben Xiong deceived my sister like this, it was also a last resort.

Sister, Brother Ben Xiong met a girlfriend, she always suspected that I didn't have her in my heart, she gave Brother Ben Xiong a problem this morning, she asked Brother Ben Xiong to take a loudspeaker to her downstairs and shout the words 'I love you'.

Sister, you are also from the past, you know that girls nowadays like to be different, and like to do something unique.

Sister, Brother Ben Xiong is telling the truth, Brother Ben Xiong wants to borrow your tweeter to use it, and Brother Ben Xiong will go to confess to his girlfriend tonight. ”

"Big brother, are you early, what kind of person is sister, sister is a young woman with adult beauty, isn't it just to borrow a tweeter, sister is willing to lend you to big brother, as long as you don't want sister to compensate you for one hundred and fifty watermelons. ”

As soon as the watermelon young woman heard what Xiong Erwei meant, she burst into tears and laughed, emotionally hugged Comrade Xiong Erwei in her arms, gnawed several bites on Xiong Erwei's face, and made Xiong Erwei's body and face covered with watermelon foam, all wet water.

After Comrade Xiong Erwei was hugged by the young woman with a watermelon, he had a feeling of being hugged by a bear, and he also felt that he was gnawed by a bear.

The young woman with a watermelon took the tweeter off the tricycle, handed it to Xiong Erwei and snatched it back, she asked Xiong Erwei.

"Big brother, I can't give it to you like this, you have to put on a show for my sister first, you must first shout a hundred times in front of this young woman on the street, 'I love you, my young watermelon woman', so that I will lend you the tweeter!"

Xiong Erwei looked at the young watermelon woman in front of him whose skin was as black as coal, and he stared at the two bears like a 100-watt light bulb at that time, he was terrified.

"Sister, you just spare Brother Ben Xiong, let Brother Ben Xiong shout at you, that's not for Brother Ben Xiong's life, Brother Ben Xiong is willing to die and can't shout at you!"

Xiong Erwei knelt down, he was going to kneel and beg the watermelon young woman to spare him, and the watermelon young woman would not stop.

"That can't, this young woman also knows that she is black and ugly, the more this is the more effective, the more you can reflect your love for your girlfriend, you dare to shout even in the face of this young woman, how many women in the sky you dare not shout.

Big brother, the time to test you has come, you just let go of your guts, you pass the level of sister, you will be fearless, no one will be afraid.

Besides, my sister is strict and doubts that your eldest brother can find a girlfriend, even if he can find a girlfriend, he won't be as beautiful as this young woman!"

This watermelon young woman insisted on her principles, and if Xiong Erwei shouted "I love you, my watermelon young woman" in front of her, then Comrade Xiong Erwei had no choice, he could only kneel in front of the tricycle and roar hoarsely at the watermelon young woman with the loudspeaker.

"I love you, young watermelon!"

Xiong Erwei's voice was very penetrating, and the scene where he expressed his love to the young woman with watermelon immediately caused tens of thousands of empty alleys.