Gao Feng understood a simple truth, why he still learned to gel at the age of eighty, that is, to live to learn all the time.

There are too many things that a person doesn't know, such as a woman's underwear size, and Comrade Gao Feng failed to grasp it clearly, so that he made a big joke, which provoked the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue to be furious, and forced him to have a substantive statement, otherwise he would bear the consequences.

Wang Xiaoyue shook her big ass angrily and left, Wang Xiaoyue's ass is not big, this is just for her own body proportions, her ass still looks quite big, especially sexy and complete.

However, at this time, Gao Feng felt that this girl's ass was too big, and the unreasonable girl's ass became bigger, because she was not a good person, and she was an unreasonable girl.

Regardless of whether the butt is big or not, after Wang Xiaoyue left, Gao Feng also reflected on his own mistakes, if you like a girl, you have to understand her comprehensively, for example, her panty size should be known, it seems that you still haven't done enough homework.

There is nothing difficult in the world, but I am afraid of people with hearts, in order to redeem the mistake of making the wrong panty size, Gao Feng has to find a way to win Wang Xiaoyue's forgiveness, so that her heart is full of joy.

After Wang Xiaoyue left, Comrade Gao Feng thought about it for a long time, his head was broken, and he didn't come up with any good way, so he had to ask this group of beauties for help.

Women must understand the psychology of women, and in general, it is vanity that makes mistakes, and these beauties have a lot of ideas for Gao Feng.

They asked Gao Feng to buy 999 roses, send them to the police station, and express their love on the spot.

Or ask Wang Xiaoyue to go to the movies, spend a day watching a day's movies, and finish watching all the recently played blockbusters.

There is also to take Wang Xiaoyue to the beach to court, Xiaoyue City is far away from the seaside, then go to the Lao Ba River to ask for love, although the Lao Ba River does not even have water for loaches to drink, it is also a river.

There is also an appointment with Wang Xiaoyue for dinner, calling us all over to cheer, and then Gao Feng apologized to Wang Xiaoyue in front of everyone.

The beauties were crowded, and Gao Feng waved his hand directly.

"Go to the ball, women will understand women, in fact, women don't understand women at all, you are all old-fashioned expressions, and they don't work at all for this Comrade Wang Xiaoyue.

You still asked me to invite you to join the show, that is obviously trying to kill me, do you think Wang Xiaoyue, who is scheming, will agree?"

At this time, another person was in a hurry, he got out from under the table, shaking the garbage on his body, and pulling Gao Feng's arm and said.

"Hey, hey, you're so stupid, you're still women, trying out some uninspired methods, and you're spending money and things, you really don't understand women's hearts.

My brother Xiong has a good idea for you, which is to ask your brother Gao to take a loudspeaker to Wang Xiaoyue's house and shout 'I love you' downstairs in her house until she agrees. ”

Comrade Xiong Erwei has been nesting under his desk, and when he comes out, he shakes off the garbage on his body like shaking chicken feathers.

"Xiong Erwei, this idea is really good, don't look at him as a bear goods, he really thought of a good idea, Gao Feng will do it in this way, I guarantee to win Wang Xiaoyue's forgiveness, don't buy a big underwear number, even if the underwear is big, then I will forgive you!"

Xiong Erwei's idea was unanimously approved by all the beauties, who thought that this was an excellent idea, and Comrade Gao Feng should implement it according to this idea.

"Let's go to the ball, what a good idea is this, this is a bad idea, this is an idea that makes me look foreign, this idea has been used by people for a long time, and it turned out to be a green bag that was smashed. ”

Gao Feng felt that this idea was a bad idea, this was to let him go to the foreign appearance, and now people are very aware of the law, and they will call the police if there is a little noise. I ran to the people's area and howled and screamed, and the owners of the district were not allowed to smash their heads, not to mention that this is a public security area, and all the police live there, and they will be arrested and put into the public security bureau on the spot.

Gao Feng shook his head, but these beauties came to the spirit, and they also instigated Xiong Erwei to prepare a tweeter to prepare a guy for this comrade Gao Feng.

Comrade Xiong Erwei readily agreed, and he promised the beauties that in less than five minutes, the tweeter would be brought back, and you would have to wait.

Xiong Erwei jumped out of the office of the material department like a monkey, and when he went downstairs, he was also fallen, and rolled downstairs, and when he rolled to the door, he was stepped on again, and he was stepping on his crotch, and Comrade Xiong Erwei held his crotch and howled.

"Brother-in-law, this is the second time you have stepped on my crotch, you and my sister are not in harmony in life, so you can't be jealous of your brother-in-law's crotch, you can't be light. ”

The person who came in was Li Ming, he stepped on Xiong Erwei's crotch for the second time, and he didn't have time to raise his legs, so he stepped on Xiong Erwei directly.

"Erwei, why don't you walk well, you have to roll down the stairs, and my brother-in-law doesn't want to step on you a second time, not for example, my brother-in-law doesn't want to step on the same person for the third time!"

Comrade Xiong Erwei grinned: "Brother-in-law, my Xiong Erwei is a fool, I have been stepped on by you twice, and I want to be stepped on by you for the third time, poor ham sausages, they are all broken!"

Comrade Xiong Erwei went out of the project department with his crotch, he wanted to help Comrade Gao Feng find a tweeter, there was a place to sell tweeters in the town, but this Comrade Xiong Erwei was unwilling to spend money.

While Xiong Erwei was thinking about how to get a tweeter, he aimed at a woman who bought a watermelon vendor, and her tweeter was the loudest.

"Watermelon is on sale, three catties for one dollar, nine catties for three yuan, it's sold cheaply!"

This woman relied on this loudspeaker to broadcast, broadcasting at the intersection every day, and Xiong Erwei could hear it every day when he passed by.

"Hehe, sister, is your watermelon ripe, is it delicious?"

Xiong Erwei came to the watermelon cart with a mouthful of black teeth, and was happy with the woman, who looked at Comrade Xiong Erwei, frowned and replied reluctantly.

"Hmph, of course this young woman's watermelon is ripe, it is as ripe as this young woman, if it is not ripe, it doesn't cost a penny, and if it is not delicious, it doesn't cost money, you see if this young woman is delicious?"

This woman is exposed to the sun and rain every day, and her skin is very dark and dark, it is estimated that it is difficult to tell that she is Asian when she goes to African countries, the uglier the more eccentric, and she still doesn't like Xiong Erwei.

"Hehe, sister, you are really a young woman, I thought you were a girl, you can't see your skin!"

Comrade Xiong Erwei sometimes has a particularly sweet mouth, like touching honey on his mouth, which can sweeten people to death, and this black young woman who sells watermelons is sweetened by Xiong Erwei's beautiful words.

The young woman with a watermelon showed her yellow teeth, revealing her entire gums, and smiled heartily at Comrade Xiong Erwei.

"Hey, hey, you're still a handsome guy, you really know how to look at people, you've got to be too right, this young woman was still standing in the ranks of girls last year, everyone called me a watermelon girl, and I only became a watermelon young woman this year, your eyes are too bright!"

The young woman smiled, and she patted Xiong Erwei's shoulder with her hand, which was like a grandmother in a building.

"Hehe, sister, my brother Xiong's eyes are the brightest, that's the best way to see people, I know you're a watermelon girl, let me ask again, is your watermelon really sweet?"

Xiong Erwei is the opposite of the watermelon young woman, he smiles without showing his teeth, smiling with his mouth open, like a shy girl, but this shy girl doesn't dare to be complimented, and the appearance of smiling without showing teeth will also scare people to death.

"Big brother, this young woman just now, you can rest assured to pick, if you pick something that is not sweet, then you don't want your big brother's money, and if you fake one to pay ten, this young woman will pay you ten watermelons. ”

The watermelon young woman was very happy, smiling at Comrade Xiong Erwei, looking like she was in a spring heart, as if she had met her first love.

"Okay, sister, you are selling watermelons, you will definitely choose watermelons, you will definitely pick out which watermelon is sweet and which is not sweet?"

Xiong Erwei humbly asked for advice, he asked the watermelon young woman for advice, and the watermelon young woman couldn't ask for it, so she humbly pointed it out.

"Big brother, this young woman and you, this watermelon is very particular, but also to see people selling watermelons, see people from afar, or people who don't care much, I will pick him an unripe and not sweet watermelon, they get home and find that the melon is not sweet and unripe, and they will not look back again. ”

Xiong Erwei interjected as soon as he heard it: "Sister, you're not deceiving a good person!"

The watermelon young woman smiled: "Big brother, what kind of society is it now, of course it is to deceive good people, the better people are, the more they have to deceive, otherwise how can you make money, are you this reason, people are good at being bullied, and horses are good at being ridden!"

Comrade Xiong Erwei echoed the young woman with watermelon: "Sister, you have to be too reasonable, you are bullying good people in everything, like us who do engineering, like my brother Xiong, who is always bullied by bad people." ”

The watermelon young woman then said to Xiong Erwei: "Big brother, you seem to be a good person, you have to learn to be a bad one in the future, otherwise you will always be bullied by others."

Big brother, I also tell you, you have to choose a watermelon according to the way of this young woman, knocking it with your hand is one thing, and seeing its color is also one thing.

Big brother, if you look at this watermelon, it is a very ripe watermelon, and this watermelon is obviously an unripe watermelon, and it is not sweet at all. ”

The watermelon young woman did teach Xiong Erwei to pick watermelons very carefully, and Comrade Xiong Erwei was also humbly taught, and kept praising him, making the watermelon young woman's fart loud.

Comrade Xiong Erwei is like a student, his attitude is very sincere, and he has to pay tribute to him after being taught.

"Sister, then I'll experience it myself, see if I can appreciate my sister's spirit, and if I can pick out a ripe watermelon. ”

"Of course you can, you were going to buy watermelon, you can pick whatever you want, as long as you pick out the sweet, it's yours!"

The attitude of the young woman with watermelon is also very good, Comrade Xiong Erwei picked up the watermelon, picked out one and put it in front of the young woman with the watermelon, pointed to the watermelon and said to her.

"Sister, do you think this is an overripe watermelon?"

The young watermelon woman shook her head: "Big brother, your level is really limited, this watermelon is not ripe!"

Comrade Xiong Erwei picked fifteen watermelons in one go, and the young woman with watermelons shook her head fifteen times in a row.

"Big brother, I've never seen such a stupid apprentice as you, how did you pick out so many unripe watermelons?"

Xiong Erwei grinned: "Sister, how do you know that they are not ripe?"

"Hmph, big brother, if you don't believe it, then I'll cut it open for you!"

The young watermelon woman didn't cut all the fifteen watermelons in a word, she pointed to these unripe watermelons and said to Xiong Erwei.

"Big brother, you saw it, sister is not wrong, these watermelons are not ripe!"