Chapter 33 There is blood and tears, and it is not like a hypocrisy

The actor has changed, is the horn still the same one?

Mo Xie looked at Chen Xuanzang's fresh face, obviously it had been a few hours since the last meal, but he still felt something churning in his stomach.

"No, I can't stand it. Mo Ye jumped down from the roof and slapped Chen Xuanzang's bald head with one hand.

"I'm going, who will hit me?" Chen Xuanzang's brain quickly turned red, and he quickly turned his head and glared angrily at Mo Xie who was standing behind him.

"I beat it! The county government has an order: In order to create a harmonious society, it is strictly forbidden to fight on the streets!" Mo Xie had already changed into a fast hunting suit that he got out of nowhere before he appeared, and looked at Chen Xuanzang with a serious face, "You were beating this gentleman just now, right? ”

Mo Ye is not covering Feng Xifan now, Chen Xuanzang is a mortal with the naked eye, not to mention seeing through Mo Ye's true body, it is difficult to see through the truth of Mo Ye's identity. So he hurriedly explained: "Official, I have been wronged! I didn't beat this stinky monkey! I am his master! I am educating him!"

Mo Xie looked at Chen Xuanzang with empty eyes: "Monk, are you Guigeng this year?"

Chen Xuanzang was inexplicably asked, but he still reluctantly replied: "Four out of twenty." ”

Mo Ye looked at the monkey again: "This friend, are you Gui Geng this year?"

The monkey looked playful and playful, he obviously saw something, but for other reasons, he didn't intend to expose Mo Ye: "It's about a thousand years old." ”

"A twenty-four-year-old monk is a master of an old man over a thousand years old?" an extremely dramatic consternation appeared on Mo Ye's face, "Friend, it is not right to beat others on the street, but bullying a mentally handicapped teenager on the street is even more of a crime! ”

As he spoke, he took out a rope from his arms and tied it up according to Chen Xuanzang, and scolded while tying him up: "You like to bully the mentally handicapped, don't you? You like to be a master, right? There are talents like you in the county government prison! You will fall in love there! Walk! Walk!"

"Wronged! wronged! I am really his master!" Chen Xuanzang had no power to resist, and was tied into a dumpling by Mo Xie in a blink of an eye, and then Mo Xie thought he was too noisy, so he picked up a rotten shoe that he didn't know was thrown here and stuffed it into Chen Xuanzang's mouth.

"Not honest yet!" Mo Xie kicked Chen Xuanzang, who was struggling, and then looked at the monkey, "This little brother, you look a little raw, did your family bring you here? Where are they now? You tell your brother, and my brother will take you to find them~"

"Ah, yes, I originally lived on Wuzhi Mountain, and it was my uncle who brought me here~ But as soon as I entered the town, I couldn't find my uncle~" The monkey's acting skills were good, and he actually shed two lines of tears, "Brother, did you say that my uncle doesn't want me anymore?"

"Hey, what's your uncle's name? I'll ask the brothers to help you find it. "Mo Evil Dao.

"Uncle is uncle, does uncle have another name?" the monkey pretended to be innocent.

Mo Ye's stomach juice was tumbling, but he still squeezed out a smile: "Alas~ Poor baby, let's do it, my brother will take you back to the county government first, the county lord has great powers, and he will definitely be able to find your uncle." Immediately, in order to divert the discomfort caused by the churning stomach, Mo Ye kicked Chen Xuanzang a few more times, and kicked Chen Xuanzang so hard that he rolled his eyes.

"Well done!" the monkey couldn't help but snicker.

"What did you say?" Mo said suspiciously.

"Thank you, uncle!" the monkey quickly changed his words.

"Uncle, am I that old?" "Brother!" Mo Xie corrected.

"Okay uncle! No problem uncle!" "The monkey maliciously sells cuteness.

So Chen Xuanzang on the ground took a few more kicks.

……

"......"

Dragging Chen Xuanzang, who couldn't stand up, and leading the monkey who was pretending to be stupid, Mo Ye walked through the street where he didn't even have a name, and walked to the place where there was a demon subduing list.

"Master, borrow a place!" Before the other party could speak, Mo Ye pressed the other party's shoulder with one hand, and the vigor and sharpness of the sword qi that passed on the past made the other party make the right choice in an instant.

"What is Xiao Zhutou's noble doing?" the master saw sweat on his forehead, smiled reluctantly, and stopped the officials on both sides with one hand and saluted Mo Xie with the other.

"I want to borrow your pen to use. Mo Xie lifted Chen Xuanzang from the ground, and tied it to the edge of the demon subduing list after dividing it by two, and Chen Xuanzang was in a state of ignorance during the whole process, like mud.

"I said, you write!" Mo Xie then said, "Attempting to abduct and sell people is a heinous crime!"

The master finished writing quickly, and Mo Xie took it and pasted the paper on Chen Xuanzang's head after a glance.

"I don't even dare to say that I am a monk without even a scar!" Mo Xie scolded, and then he asked the monkey to stand under the list, "Write! The idiot from Wuzhi Mountain has been abandoned!

The master finished writing quickly, and Mo Xie took it and stuffed it into the monkey's arms without looking at it: "Little brother, you stand here with this piece of paper and don't move, I'll buy some oranges and come back soon." ”

"Oh. The monkey nodded.

Time passed quickly, night was about to fall, and Chen Xuanzang woke up faintly, he found that his body was covered with rotten vegetable leaves, rotten eggs, and a pot of fish soup that had been creatively poured on the head by a certain talent.

As soon as I woke up and looked up, I was alarmed by countless flies.

It stinks and suffers.

Chen Xuanzang caught a glimpse of the monkey who was squatting on the side at the moment, and what was completely different from his desolate situation was that the monkey at this moment was clutching a rock sugar gourd and chewing it, and there was a food box at his feet, which was obviously given by some onlookers who did not know the truth.

Chen Xuanzang felt extremely aggrieved, and he couldn't help but shed tears when he was sad.

The tears that slipped from his eyes seemed to have touched something, and when he heard a "snap", the rope on Chen Xuanzang's body suddenly broke.

After his hands and feet were freed, Chen Xuanzang took out the shoes stuffed in his mouth for the first time, and then sang in a still jerky voice: "Child, why are you so bad~"

"Dead bald donkey!" said the monkey, before he could say anything, he uncontrollably danced a difficult dance, and the town was full of chickens and dogs......

"There is blood and tears, it does not seem to be a hypocrisy. On the roof of a room, Mo Xie secretly watched, "It seems that something interesting happened last night." ”

It was getting late, there was not a trace of black gas in the distant sky, and the shadow of the extraterritorial heavenly demon had completely disappeared, as if everything before last night was Mo Ye's fantasy.

"Master, didn't you just want me to do this when you sent me back?" Mo Xie asked the sky, the sun was sinking in the west, and no one answered him.