Chapter 34: Stinky Water

Of course, the Lone Lantern Daoist used amazing means to send Mo Ye back to the past, of course, he didn't want Mo Ye to do this, this kind of pattern is simply sorry for him to appear once, but as for what he wanted Mo Ye to do, he didn't say it himself, then Mo Ye had to think that the Lone Lantern Daoist wanted him to do this.

"This" refers to causing problems for the learning team.

The fundamental purpose of the Journey to the West is to prosper Buddhism, and the result is the rise and fall of Buddhism. Mo Xie felt that the Lonely Lantern Daoist must be very concerned about this matter.

Especially when this scripture study team has begun to use the "plane" as the basic unit to preach across the plane.

Of course, Mo Xie didn't know that those bald bigwigs had already been taught a miserable lesson by the Lone Lantern Daoist, and he didn't even know that the Dao Sect didn't need the power of faith at all.

Being uneducated is a terrible thing, but for now, Mo Xie is not a victim of this attribute.

The victim is Chen Xuanzang, who has changed his fresh meat face and added the attribute of chatterbox.

Chen Xuanzang, who was humiliated by the humiliation, was dragged back to the alley where the scripture learning team temporarily settled down, and Sha Seng and Bajie looked at him with curiosity.

"Master, your look is very chic. "It's not a big deal to watch the excitement, Bajie doesn't seem to see Chen Xuanzang and the monkey with murderous anger on their faces.

"Second junior brother, have you ever heard of a four-character idiom?" The monkey who was controlled by Chen Xuanzang's "Three Hundred Children's Songs" and danced for half an hour didn't know where to find a wooden stick and put it in his mouth, he half-tilted his head and glanced at Bajie with empty eyes.

"Amitabha. Chen Xuanzang pulled out a clean monk's robe from the luggage cart and put it on, and wiped his face with the inside of the dirty monk's robe that he had changed, and he calmly pronounced the Buddha's name, but the expression on his face looked like a layman saying the sentence "Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart" before breaking the precepts.

Bajie's reaction was very slow, especially when dealing with things that had nothing to do with beautiful women, so when the sand monk on the side had begun to slowly retreat, he still asked stupidly: "What is the four-character idiom......?

"Phew!"

Before Bajie's words were finished, he was punched in the face by the monkey, and the monkey's strength was so great that he directly smashed Bajie into the brick wall, and immediately the family exploded.

"What kind of person?!" a man quickly poked his head out of the window on the second floor, his face menacing, but the monkey soon returned with a more ferocious momentum, and the man immediately relented, "It's okay, it's okay, you continue, you continue." ”

The man shrank back and closed the window tightly.

A woman's question came faintly from the window, followed by a man's resignation, and finally silence.

It's quiet inside the house, but it's not quiet outside.

The monkey lifted Bajie from the broken brick, and spit out the wooden stick just enough to insert it into Bajie's beaten pig's nostrils.

"Woe comes from the mouth. The monkey bared his teeth, and when he said this, the corner of his eye was very subtle and slanted towards Chen Xuanzang, who had a compassionate face on the side.

Bajie couldn't stop begging for mercy, and the monkey raised his fist to fight, at this time Chen Xuanzang took a step forward:

"Goku, let go. ”

Chen Xuanzang grabbed the monkey's hand and shook his head slowly.

The monkey looked at him and didn't give an inch.

"Child~Child~" This is the head of "Three Hundred Children's Songs", Chen Xuanzang sings very slowly and gloomy, making a children's song that could have been used as a lullaby sound as creepy as a ghost story.

The monkey began to tremble, his fingers began to involuntarily make some slight movements to dance, his eyes began to struggle, and the corners of his mouth began to twitch.

Just as the phrase "Master, I was wrong" was about to pop out of the monkey's mouth, a figure appeared at the door of the alley.

"I heard that there are people here who disturb the people late at night, pick quarrels and provoke troubles, pretend to be officials, and destroy the harmony of the society?" The figure was dressed as an official errand, and a water and fire stick was dragged to the ground by him, and along the way, a deep trace was dragged out on the muddy ground, "Disturbing the people in the middle of the night, should be detained for one day! Picking quarrels and provoking troubles, should be imprisoned for half a month! Pretending to be an official errand and destroying people's houses, he should be sentenced to three months and fined according to the specific circumstances! Broken, bad, harmonious, and social associations can be sentenced to a prison sentence of three years!"

The figure slowly walked in front of Chen Xuanzang, and every step he took, in Chen Xuanzang's eyes, the figure became a little taller, and when the two faced each other only a step away, in Chen Xuanzang's eyes, the person seemed to have turned into the buriest giant spirit god among the generals of the heavenly court, and he was just an ant at the feet of the other party.

"Yes...... It's you!" Chen Xuanzang exclaimed.

He knew this official, and his embarrassment during the day was all due to this person!

"It's you!" the official was naturally pretending to be Mo Ye, and his face also showed a dramatic expression of surprise, "You traffickers actually escaped without permission?

The water and fire stick let out a loud scream in the air, and Chen Xuanzang let out a girl-like scream before the stick touched him.

"Ah~~~~!"

Suddenly, the upstairs window opened again, and a basin of cold water with the smell of feet poured down, most of which was poured on Chen Xuanzang's body, and the other half entered his stomach through his long mouth.

"Vomit!" Chen Xuanzang vomited on the spot, and Mo Ye was open to perception after all, although he couldn't perceive it far, but the woman's splashing action was already under his observation, and he naturally flashed to the side in the morning.

"Noisy, noisy, noisy, in the middle of the night! No one needs to sleep, does he?!" the woman's shouting and scolding made everyone in the room feel a sense of déjà vu, but no one could remember when or where they had heard this voice, or this expression.

Everyone is a bitter character who has fought in several worlds, and it is not abnormal that the memory is a little messy.

Sha Seng covered his head: "This smell...... My brain is trembling......"

Chen Xuanzang had already spit until he was foaming at the mouth and fainted, and the monkey also avoided the road.

"Oh, five-hundred-year-old little brother, why are you here? Is this dead bald man tricking you again? Let me tell you, this kind of person looks like that kind of stuff with a bad stomach, please keep your distance from him...... Oh, and a few of you, shouldn't you be this dead bald accomplice?" Mo Ye glanced at the audience, pretending to see a few people in the audience except Chen Xuanzang from this moment, "Hey, this friend's pig nose is very chic, where did you buy it?"

"It's a thousand-year-old ......," the monkey corrected.

"Don't touch my nose, you're not a beauty, get up and open. As soon as the pig held his nose, he stepped back.

"My brain is trembling...... sand monk crouched against the wall with his head covered, muttering to himself into a puddle of stinky water.

It seems that no one has said anything to Chen Xuanzang who is lying on the ground convulsively.