Long before I came, I had figured out how to explain Lao Qin's identity.

As the greatest attending physician in the psychiatric department, Brother Hammer has proven his strength with countless examples of medical successes, so many people believe me and basically don't doubt what I say.

If I were to point to a normal person and say that he was mentally ill, forget it, normal people would probably beat me, or to put it another way, what I mean is that if I say that a person has a mental problem, most people will think that this person really has a problem, and that person himself may even be fooled by me and feel that he is not mentally normal.

Naturally, how to explain the identity of Qin Shi Huang, the answer is obvious.

The old bald donkey dared to scold Qin Shi Huang for being a psychopath, and after I protested strongly in my heart, I said with a smile that he was a psychopath.

However, the old bald donkey didn't seem to believe it, and specially asked Lao Qin what kind of disease he had, how could this question stump you Brother Hammer, I had already thought of the reason.

"Section chief, he's suffering from paranoia. I looked at the old bald donkey and said.

"Delusional?" The old bald donkey glanced at Qin Shi Huang and said: "No wonder he said that he was Qin Shi Huang, forget it, don't worry about you as a patient, sledgehammer, remember to pay the registration fee for others." ”

Watching the old bald donkey turn around and leave, I scolded my mother in my heart, I knew that I didn't say that Lao Qin was my distant relative just now.

"Brother Hammer, don't be a fool with this person, right?" Qin Shi Huang said with wide eyes, "What nonsense is he saying, I don't understand." ”

I waved my hand for Qin Shi Huang to sit down, then closed the door, and then said to Qin Shi Huang: "Old Qin, you just sit here, and I'll take you to eat delicious food when I get off work later." ”

"Okay, it's still Brother Hammer's righteousness. Qin Shi Huang smiled happily.

Because I haven't come to work for more than a week, I have a lot of backlogs on my hands, and I guess I'm going to be busy for a day today, and I don't have so much time to take care of Qin Shi Huang, I'm afraid that this guy will be bored here, so I handed over my mobile phone to him.

"Lao Qin, I'll show you a treasure in the fairy world. I removed the screen lock on my phone, handed it to Qin Shi Huang, and said, "This thing is called a mobile phone in our place, and it is a very magical treasure." ”

"Hand - chicken?" Lao Qin looked at me with a confused expression, "This thing doesn't look like a chicken." ”

I rubbed my head, not knowing how to explain this thing to Qin Shi Huang, so I had to say perfunctorily: "This is different from chicken, it can't be eaten, it's for play." ”

"Playing?" Qin Shi Huang held up his phone and stared at the screen with wide eyes.

"Forget it, I'll find you a movie to watch. I sighed helplessly.

Originally, I was going to teach Qin Shi Huang to play games, but I guess he won't understand it for a while, so I'll find him a movie to watch.

I flipped through the movie library, he couldn't understand the movies after the Qin Dynasty, and the movies of the Qin Dynasty couldn't be shown to him, and the movies before the Qin Dynasty were pitiful, and I couldn't find a suitable movie after flipping through them, so I simply put a cartoon "Bald Strong" to Qin Shi Huang.

Originally, I thought that I didn't respect people a little bit because I watched cartoons for an emperor, but Lao Qin seemed to be very interested in Xiong Da Xiong Er, holding his mobile phone and watching it with relish, he didn't look bored at all, so I had to give up and stop changing the video for him.

As soon as Qin Shi Huang found a small video to watch, a little nurse's voice came from outside the house: "Doctor Wang, the patient in bed No. 7 is sick again, come and take a look." ”

I hung the stethoscope around my neck and was about to go out, when I suddenly saw an unsightly scene - Lao Qin's Tiananmen Square opened.

After Qin Shi Huang and the others came, I asked them all to change into my clothes, among which the clothes worn by Lao Qin were the most expensive, with BOY's short sleeves on the top, Lee's jeans on the bottom, and DunkSB sneakers on his feet.

However, Qin Shi Huang is half a head taller than me, and his head is much stronger, which causes him to put on my clothes, and the whole clothes are bulging, I didn't expect Lao Qin's muscles to be so developed.

As for underwear or something, there is no new one in the house, I was planning to lead Qin Shihuang to the supermarket for a big purchase today, so several of them didn't wear a small **, no way, I can't wear what I wear for others, right, how can there be such a bully.

Lee's pants are very loose for me to wear, but Qin Shi Huang looks very tight when I wear them, and the thing in the crotch of the pants is even more conspicuous.

I found that this product did not have a zipper, maybe after going to the toilet has not developed this habit, I sighed helplessly, I wanted to tell this goods again, but the little nurse was still knocking on the door outside, I was afraid that people would wait for a long time and be anxious, so I walked directly over and leaned down.

"Squeak—"

As soon as I squatted down and reached out to put my hand on Lao Qin's crotch, the door of the room was pushed open, and Yanzi, a little nurse who had just graduated from college, stood at the door, looked at me with a shocked face, and then closed the door with a panicked expression.

"Damn—" I cried out with a headache, "Nima's cheating daddy." ”

This little girl must have misunderstood me, even if I jump into the Yellow River, I can't wash it away, and you are a famous brother in society!

Thinking of this, I broke the jar and broke it, anyway, it was also seen, so I simply helped Qin Shi Huang to pull the zipper, no way, this product can't even pull a zipper well, it will always pull the zipper badly, this pants are also bought by me with money, I can't let him spoil it at will.

"Brother Hammer, I can't pull the drop. Qin Shi Huang said.

I pulled it and found that the zipper was caught in the fabric, so I had to stick my head on it and carefully study how to get the zipper right.

"Bang-"

The door suddenly opened again, and the little nurse walked in with a red face, lowered her head and said embarrassedly: "Doctor Wang, I didn't see anything just now, don't misunderstand me! I respect your sexual orientation, but the patient in bed No. 7 really can't wait, can you hurry up?"

As she spoke, the little nurse raised her head, and the most embarrassing scene in history appeared.

When this little girl came in before, I just pressed my hand into Lao Qin's crotch, and now it has become a head, okay, I don't need to say much below, it's all tears, you can make up what this little girl is thinking now......

"Swallow, listen to me!" I hurriedly stood up and said anxiously, "It's not actually as ...... as you imagined"

"Doctor Wang, I can understand, I'm not a conservative person, you don't need to explain, I understand, come over quickly when you're done." After the little nurse finished speaking, she immediately withdrew, and by the way, she also closed the door of the house.

I covered my headache and glanced at Qin Shi Huang, who was smiling and looking at Xiong Da Xiong Er, and I really felt like I wanted to cry without tears.