The sky testifies, my hammer is a straight man, things are not what you think, little swallow......

There is a good saying: an explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is the truth.

The more I tried to clarify with Swallow that what had just happened was a complete misunderstanding, the more Swallow frowned and said to me that it was okay, and even comforted me, saying that I was actually good at playing it.

What the hell is Nima, how can such a strong man as Brother Hammer be a little sufferer?

I'm very depressed, since the little nurse won't believe me, then I don't bother to explain more, anyway, as long as you know who Brother Hammer is.

"Da Xian'er, what's the matter?"

As soon as I walked into the room, I saw an old white-haired man sitting cross-legged on a hospital bed, muttering some gibberish.

This old man is more seriously ill in our department, and the old man chatters on weekdays, saying that he is an immortal sent by the Jade Emperor, and it is estimated that if he pulls Zhao Si over, these two old men will definitely be able to become good friends.

The old man's surname is Zhang, because he usually likes to tell people hexagrams, so the people in the department jokingly call this old man "Zhang Daxian".

Da Xian'er's son and daughter are also filial, sometimes come to see him on weekends, the old man lives here very happily, he has to eat and drink all day long, and there is a nurse and a little sister to play with, if I have this kind of treatment when I am old, I will definitely be very happy.

However, I heard that this old man used to be a department-level cadre, and it can be seen from here that the pursuits of ordinary people and cadres are not quite the same, if I am old enough to be like this old man, I may be secretly happy behind my back, but this old man does not seem to be particularly satisfied with his life - mainly in the spiritual aspect.

Da Xian'er likes to tell people hexagrams, every person is a hexagram, and it doesn't count if there are more, others don't believe him and he will not refute it happily.

After entering our hospital, the old man's performance was okay at first, and he was quite cooperative in all aspects, but after a long time, he found out that something was wrong with the old man.

It's okay if he just calculates the hexagram, the key is that once the old man calculates something, he will still treat this matter as a real thing, in medicine, the old man's performance can be regarded as paranoia, that is, the illness I arranged for Qin Shi Huang before.

For most of last month, the old man behaved very honestly, seeing that it was the end of the month, one day the old man took advantage of the time to bask in the sun downstairs, and suddenly said that he wanted to eat a little cake of bangbang, and the nurses were all little girls who had just walked out of the school gate, kind-hearted, looking at this old man very pitiful, so he said to buy him some snacks to eat.

As a result, as soon as the little nurse who was guarding him left, the old man jumped on the table of the chief of surgery, and shouted loudly that the hospital was going to be on fire.

As a result, countless people really believed the old man's words and fled frantically from the building, and a lame patient in the surgery was even frightened to his feet, which can be called a miracle in the medical world.

I say this I believe you can already feel how serious this old man's condition is, the key is that this old man doesn't care at all, how to say, there are many types of mental patients, this old man is obviously the kind of person who entertains himself and immerses himself in his own world.

We may think that this old man's condition is very serious, but Da Xian'er himself doesn't feel that there is anything sick, and even has been instilling some of his thoughts in the little nurse who takes care of him, trying to assimilate the little nurse, but we found out in time to stop it.

After a long time, Da Xian'er has become more and more famous in our hospital, he is a very normal old man when he is not sick, reading newspapers and chatting, no different from normal old people, and even can say some particularly philosophical words.

However, what makes people feel terrible is that when this old man is sick, he still acts like a normal person, saying something very reasonable, which makes people dizzy, that is, even if this old man is sick, ordinary people can't notice it.

Think about it, a white-haired old man who chats with you during the day, drinks tea and plays chess, suddenly stands in front of your bed like a ghost at night, does not speak or make noise with you, just stands quietly, staring at you deadly......

To tell the truth, psychiatric therapist is a high-risk profession, and if you want to cure a patient, you must enter the world of the patient, and the world of the mentally ill is often strange......

I looked at the old man who was meditating on the bed, so I took the initiative to move a stool and sit over, but I didn't expect the first words of the old man to almost make me laugh.

"Hammer, you're going to have a bloody disaster these days—"

I really want to laugh, Lao Tzu has had a bloody disaster these days? Lao Tzu has been a bloody disaster for a week, and I still need you to remind me? Do you want me to buy a pack of sanitary napkins to avoid evil?

Of course, as an amiable attending physician, I naturally wouldn't say that.

"Da Xian'er, is this true?" I tried to make my expression look natural, "Then can you help me resolve it?"

The old man, who had been holding his eyes closed, opened one eye and glanced at me, then hooked his finger at me and motioned for me to stick my head over.

Why is this old man's actions so erotic?

If you want to cure the disease, you have to make the patient believe in you, in order to deceive the old man's body, ahhh, in order to deceive the old man's trust, I had to pretend to cooperate with him first.

However, as soon as I put my head in front of the old man, the old man reached out and slapped me.

"Smack-"

The cheeks are numb to Lao Tzu, this beast ......

"Hammer, look—" The old man pointed out to me the bloodstained mosquito in his palm, "Your blood-light plague has been cracked by me!

While rubbing my cheeks, I told myself in my heart that this old man was a patient, and that as a doctor, I could not deal with a patient, and I must not have the idea of killing him—I would do it half to death.

"Doctor Wang, are you alright?" said Nurse Xiaoyanzi worriedly.

I shook my head and said helplessly: "It's okay, give Da Xian'er a tranquilizer, don't let him out and harm people." ”

As soon as the old man heard this, he immediately blew up his hair, stopped sitting, jumped up from the bed with a swish, pulled his hospital gown and said: "You demon, you want to harm me, I will take you today!"

I looked up at the old man on the bed, and immediately replied, "It's not good, go and invite the Buddha!"