Chapter 60: Tintin, Shall I Bite You Off?
Please enter the text. Please note: According to the requirements of relevant national laws and regulations, please do not upload any pornographic, vulgar, politically related and other illegal content, we will review and report it in accordance with laws and regulations. This time the crossing process was relatively uneventful, and I brought Bian Que back smoothly.
What I didn't expect was that Bian Que was not an old man, but a middle-aged man, with a pleasant face, but he didn't look very strong, maybe the nutrition of the ancient people was not very good.
At first glance, Master Magpie is the kind of honest and honest person, and he doesn't put so much effort into it, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to deceive this guy so easily.
After returning from the crossing, the magpie was obviously very uncomfortable with everything around him, I didn't pay attention to him, and first received the reward given to me by the little Lori - chocolate to strengthen the body.
Little Lori magically took out a piece of chocolate from her pocket and told me that after eating this thing, my body would be extremely strong within an hour, and ordinary people were no match for me at all.
Listening to Lori's words, I was a little disappointed, I originally thought that this thing could permanently change my physique, but I was still very happy to think that I didn't do anything, and I got such a good thing so easily.
You see, Brother Hammer is such an easily satisfied man, this is completely different from Qiu Yue, when that woman behaves nonsense to me, she doesn't have a degree at all......
Magpie Ye looked around in the house, asked me this for a while, asked me for a while, asked me for a while, I was a little irritable, it seems that next time I should let Xiao Lori open a learning system, so that these people who have crossed over can instantly learn the common sense of modern life, otherwise I will tell them over and over again, how tired it is.
After completing the task, Xiao Lori also returned to my body to rest, I took the magpie to the second floor, Liu Bang and Xiang Yu lived in one room, so I arranged the magpie master alone in another room.
After greeting Master Magpie, I rushed back to the room in high spirits, holding the piece of chocolate and smirking.
Little Lori said that after I ate this chocolate, I was extremely strong within an hour, and if I waited until tomorrow when I and Qiu Yue changed bodies, wouldn't it be ......
Hey hey......
Thinking of this, I wrapped the chocolate, and to avoid mistakes like the last time, I put the wrapped chocolate in my purse, and then tucked it into my pants pocket, so that I could be sure that it would always be on me.
After all this, I picked up the antidote that Zhao Si gave me, took one pill myself, and then fed Qiu Yue another pill, and the woman kicked me halfway, and I was so dishonest when I slept that I was so angry that I hurriedly reached out and touched two handfuls on my chest.
Anyway, it's gone tomorrow, don't touch it, don't touch it, you still want to touch it, and you can earn it once if you touch it more.
I lay on the bed and hugged Qiuyue and fell asleep peacefully, after dawn, the two of us really changed bodies, and when I woke up, I felt the behemoth under me come back again, and my face bloomed with a smile like a dog's tail flower.
"It's better to be a manβ" I couldn't help but sigh.
It didn't take long for the woman to wake up, she opened her eyes, first looked at me, and then quickly reached down and touched it.
I laughed, no, do you?
"Damn, let me go!"
I was being proud, and suddenly felt a tightness somewhere, Qiu Yue stared at me and said coldly: "Bastard, you dare to bully me in the future." β
"Don't dare, don't dare. I laughed twice.
Qiu Yue let go of her hand at this time, then hid in my arms, and said softly: "Sledgehammer, do you remember when the two of us met?"
"Of course I remember, I still feel sorry for my 5,000 yuan, and by the way, the box of oranges. I rubbed my chin and said.
"What, it wasn't you who murdered me at the time, otherwise how could I have been like that. The woman suddenly became enchanting, "You remember the place where the two of us bought things at that time, right?"
I continued to rub my chin, hey, no, how did this chin become so soft and round.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm rubbing in the wrong place. I apologized to Qiu Yue, then withdrew my hand and said, "Remember, what's wrong?"
"You know the villas on the north side of that place?" said Qiuyue, lying in my arms.
"Uh......"
I hesitated, and the woman asked what the place was doing?
Qiuyue's sudden abnormal gentleness made me feel a little dangerous, just like an ordinary couple, my wife suddenly coquettishly behaved to her husband, so nine times out of ten, I want to buy, buy, buy, this woman is suddenly so good to me, there must be something asking me.
"What's wrong, Satsuki?" I asked, "Are there villas in the north?" I don't seem to remember much......
Qiu Yue nodded, looked at me and said, "It's okay, I just remember, Hammer, didn't I tell you yesterday, I want to open a hospital with you." β
"Hmm......"
I was instantly vigilant, this woman didn't really want to open a mental hospital, right?
"Hammer, I think that place is pretty good, otherwise we will buy the villa there and transform it into a hospital?" Qiu Yue winked at me.
I was so excited that I was moving somewhere under me, was this woman teasing me? Buy a villa there and turn it into a hospital?
If I had the money to buy a villa there, wouldn't I have bought it and rented it out as a charter tenant......?
"Xiaoyue, you also know that my passbook can only buy a small set, and if I open a hospital, there will be many villas, and the housing prices there are so expensive......" I looked at Qiuyue with a little embarrassment.
"Then you mean not to buy it?" Qiu Yue hid in my arms, staring at me pitifully.
"Well...... Then do you want to buy it or not......" I asked hesitantly.
Qiu Yue reached out and pulled the quilt up, and then quickly got into the quilt.
I was wondering what this woman was doing, when I suddenly felt the only fig leaf on my body being forcibly ripped off, and then Tintin felt a chill.
"The decision to buy or not is up to you. Qiuyue's voice came from inside the quilt, "I'll ...... if I buy it." If you don't buy it, heh, I'll bite it off for you. β
"Qiuyue, don't be like this-"
I reached out and suddenly pressed the quilt, closed my eyes and said, "Buy, buy, buy!"
Looking at the quilt together, I have learned a truth since then, when a woman wants to buy something, it is useless to refuse, at the beginning promised to buy in the end, at the beginning if you don't agree to buy in the end, you still have to buy it in the end, rather than the two of you are angry and awkward, it is better to agree to them earlier.
Of course, at first, it was just Qiuyue who wanted to buy something, and then the two of us evolved, she didn't want to buy anything, and I forced her to buy things.
Don't scold me, ask for face.