I was tormented by this woman in the early morning, and I felt a little sorry for my kidneys, and even more sorry for my little Dingding.

After getting up, Zhao Gao has already cooked a meal, this guy has now become a full-time chef at home, and the food he cooks can no longer be described as delicious, it is simply - this taste should only be in heaven, where can there be anything in the world.

While eating vinegared shredded potatoes, I asked Lao Qin, "Lao Qin, what are you doing at home these days? What kind of game are you playing?"

"League of Legends. Lao Qin lowered his head and only cared about eating, and didn't pay attention to me.

“……？”

I looked at Qin Shi Huang with a bewildered expression, and asked with wide eyes, "What did you say you were playing?"

"Masturbation, masturbation. Qin Shi Huang raised his head, looked at me and said speechlessly: "Brother Hammer, you shouldn't even know this, right?"

"Of course I know, I'm just curious, how can you play this, can you play it?" I said with some skepticism.

No way, I don't mean to question Qin Shi Huang's ability, after all, it is indeed not easy for an ancient person to play such a modern super high level of e-sports game.

"Why can't I play, I'll be able to play the Rank Tournament in a few days. Lao Qin said triumphantly.

I cursed in my heart, is this guy using me as a free Internet café?

Since Lao Qin came to the house, other people are looking here and touching there, he is the only one, just came and was hooked on the game on my tablet, and then with the help of Zhao Gao, he switched to PS4, but it didn't take many days for him to clear all the games I used to buy, and now he is addicted to computer games and can't extricate himself.

Thinking of the ancient kings who became the current Internet addict teenagers, I couldn't help but touch my nose, the temptation of online games is really not something that ordinary people can resist, it seems that I have to find Master Yang Yongxin to give Lao Qin a telegram.

"Lao Qin, which district are you in?" I asked casually, "Let's line up together when you are free, Brother Hammer will take you to fly, in the wind and rain, I'll wait for you." ”

Hearing me say this, Qin Shi Huang immediately threw down his chopsticks, looked at me excitedly and said, "Brother Hammer, are you also in Ionia?!

Before I could say yes, Qiu Yue kicked me hard under the table, and I hurriedly snorted and said with a smile: "Let's talk back, talk again." ”

Qin Shi Huang didn't know that in this era and this country, e-sports has always been regarded as something that poisons teenagers, so he didn't see Qiu Yue's displeasure, but stared at me and asked: "Brother Hammer, when do you have time? Can we play together?" and Zhao Gao!"

I was embarrassed, Qiuyue, this woman is still there, how dare I say it.

But there are some things, just agree openly and secretly resist, I have long understood this truth from more than ten years of struggle experience with my parents.

"You guys play, I still have something to do, so I won't accompany you for now. I spoke.

Qin Shi Huang wanted to say something, but the sensible Zhao Gao immediately said: "Brother Win, Brother Hammer still has something to do, let's play first, and when he finishes his business, maybe he will come to us." ”

"Oh well. Qin Shi Huang nodded and went upstairs with Zhao Gao.

I looked at the two people who cooperated very tacitly, and I felt like a dog in my heart, Qin Shihuang played games alone, and took Zhao Gao to play together?

Liu Bang and Xiang Yu had dinner early and went back to the house, I told these two guys, I would take them with me to see the house later, Xiang Yu can be a bodyguard, Liu Bang, the old oilman, can help bargain, alas, there is no way, I promised Qiuyue's thing, I have to do it.

Ah Lian has been very quiet at home, and she doesn't say anything, but after she comes, she likes to read, and she usually appears when the monkey is there, and she usually goes to the book house to read when the monkey is not there.

Speaking of monkeys, I suddenly remembered that I hadn't seen this guy early in the morning, and I didn't know if his temper had gotten any better.

"Starling, where did the monkey go?" I said, looking at Bajie, who was viciously dealing with food on the side.

"That monkey, I went out early this morning, and I should have played cards with Lao Litou. Bajie raised his head and said, then lowered his head and continued to grill rice.

Lao Li Tou I know, we have a very famous old man here, there is a chess and card room near him is opened, usually some old people will always go to him to play cards, listen to the words of Bajie, I was speechless for a while, this monkey to do something bad, have to go to play cards, I don't know how easy to degenerate into gambling to play cards.

Thinking of this, I was suddenly stunned, touched my chin and said to myself, "Where did this monkey get the money?"

At this moment, the monk walked downstairs in a suit, and I took a look at it and immediately scolded: "You bastard take off my Anima for me, this is Lao Tzu's only valuable suit, although it is fake." ”

The monk touched his bald head, looked at me and said, "Brother Hammer, don't be like this, I think since I have lived here with you, I am embarrassed to eat your place all day long——"

"Do you know you're embarrassed? If you're really embarrassed, give me your robe. I thought for a moment and added, "Eh, don't say it, monk, those monsters say that eating your flesh can make you immortal, is this really a lie?"

"Uh......" The monk sat down beside me, stunned for a moment, and said, "Hammer, don't care about this, let's talk about my work." ”

"Work?" I looked at the monk with a confused expression, what is this guy smoking?

"Hammer, I've already thought about it, I want to make money through my own efforts and take care of everyone's daily life together. The monk said with a smile on his face.

When I heard the monk say that he wanted to make money, I immediately became excited, and thought that as long as this guy could make money, I would give him the suit I bought from the stall for a few hundred yuan.

"Have you found a job?" I asked, staring at the monk, "how much is it a month?"

The monk had a smiling expression on his face and slowly stretched out his palm.

"It's only 5,000? Oh, but 5,000 is already very good, it's okay, it's okay, roll up your sleeves and work hard!"

The monk shook his head and shook his palm.

"Fifty thousand, this is a bit hanging, big brother. ”

The monk shook his head again, this time pointing to it.

"How?"

"It depends on the will of heaven," the monk said with a smile, "After all, this kind of thing depends on the mood of others." ”

……

A few seconds later, the monk covered his head and shouted bitterly: "Brother Hammer, don't slap your face, I still have to count on this face to go out and turn into a relationship!"