Chapter 123: Praise you, male gods
Chapter 123: Praise you male gods
Because the test has been restricted from being watched by the two goddesses, Zhao Yongqi had no choice but to stuff the letter paper into the envelope, glared viciously at the group of smiling pit goods in the distance, and in their wild laughter, he suddenly turned over and fell to the ground in front of the two goddesses.
"Xiao Qi?"
"Cannibals?"
The two goddesses who didn't know why Zhao Yongqi was suddenly like this, they could only stare at the big boy lying on the ground with a bewildered expression.
Sticking out his tongue, he dipped his fingers in saliva, and made two random gestures under his eyes, and the big boy immediately shouted out with a heart-rending cry: "Two goddesses, I lied to you!"
"Hahaha......" The pit goods suddenly burst into laughter.
At this point, the two beautiful goddesses also seemed to understand, looked at each other, giggled and asked, "Xiao Qi, what did you lie to us?" ”
Zhao Yongqi grabbed the ground with his head, cried for a long time, tried to climb forward two steps, reached out and grabbed the delicate ankles of the two goddesses, and cried loudly: "I shouldn't, I can't, it's all my fault, I shouldn't have deceived the two goddesses." Actually, I'm not a handsome guy at all, and I'm not a male god, the real male god is over there. As he spoke, he pointed his finger at the pit scumpers, who had collapsed on the ground with complete laughter.
The two goddesses of "Hee Hee ......" were also really amused, especially when they saw the resentful eyes in the eyes of the big boy, they were simply happy, hugging each other and laughing.
Completely ignoring Zhao Yongqi's resentful gaze, Deng Chaoqiang couldn't help but laugh and shouted loudly: "Haha, Xiao Qi said well, you finally told the truth, continue, hahaha, continue!"
The helpless big boy could only get up slowly, half-knelt in front of the two goddesses, burst into tears, and pointed at Deng Chao bitterly and said: "Goddess, look, that old man with white hair, as if he was about to hang up in his seventies and eighties." Just look at him, and you must think that his pale sideburns must be a sign of age. In fact, it was all for the sake of knowledge and wisdom! He is my most beloved brother and a real scholar. Learning is learning that is never good at learning. Even if he doesn't even figure out how many English letters there are, he is a scholar, and he is him, a real male god who doesn't learn well and is domineering!"
"Hahaha......"
Through the amplification, the people who heard every word clearly, whether it was the staff or the tourists and fans around, immediately burst into laughter! Even the pit goods had no heart to lie on Deng Chao and laugh wildly. Only this poor "old man", licking his lips, wanting to laugh and endure, with a constipated expression.
"Look at Brother He again, look at the bewitching posture, the waist like a flexible bucket, ah, how disgusting...... No, how charming!" Speaking of this, Zhao Yongqi arched his hand with a wicked smile, "Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, I accidentally said what was in my heart!"
It's okay not to explain, this explanation immediately turned a bunch of people laughing.
Zhao Yongqi didn't care about their reactions, cleared his throat, and continued: "He is the wisest existence among us, a real genius! Cai, you think he has finished eating, but he will tell you that he has just started eating! Genius is him, he is genius, who else?
"Xiao Qi, it's incisive!haha......" Li Chen gave a thumbs up, as if he wanted to slap Cheng He into the sand, patting him on the shoulder hard, and laughing wildly.
"Look at it again, that muscular and sturdy body, he is the most reassuring Brother Chen! Brother Chao once taught me diligently: 'The big black bull is definitely not so easy to train, but he only knows fitness in addition to eating grass!' After Brother Chao's teachings, I realized how difficult it is for Brother Chen. Praise you, the most bodybuilder male god. In the end, Zhao Yongqi had a concerned expression on his face and said emotionally: "It's just that I still have to eat some meat in the future, I always eat grass, and my digestion is not good." ”
"Stink...... Hahaha...... Stinky boy!" Li Chen was also happy, obviously he was hacked for a long time, but he couldn't help laughing.
"Look at Brother Kai again, the windy man, when he comes, it is like a breeze, moist as a thin and silent, and never brings a colorful cloud. When he left, it was like a hurricane, furious and savage, always sweeping away all the goods from our pockets. He is the representative of speed and passion, escaping the pursuit of the police with speed, and sweeping everything away with passion! He is such a man, the first male god of the wind!" Zhao Yongqi has become more and more black, not only speaking clearly, but even began to make up the plot.
"Hahaha...... baby squatted down and hugged his stomach and laughed very unfiguratively, "Oops, little ...... Xiao Qi, don't ...... Don't say it, my stomach hurts, haha......"
"No, I must confess to the goddesses, I have to tell the truth at all. Zhao Yongqi stood up with a straight face and pointed at Wang Zulan, "Brother Zulan is my idol, the supreme sect leader of the Great Universe Condensed Essence Sect. Even though he has been classified as the number one cult of this century by the Pan-Universe Alliance and has been hunted down by the whole universe, he has never given up and persisted to this day! What is this spirit? This is the spirit of never giving up! Ah, praise you, the most open-minded and persevering male god...... Wait a minute, I'll make a call. Hey, 110? I've found the most wanted man, is there still a bounty last time......"
In the wild laughter of everyone, Zhao Yongqi stared at Lin Xin, who was still cute, blinked his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end, he turned around and said to the two goddesses: "Xiaoxin forget it, his reflex arc is too long, no matter what I say, it is estimated that he will not understand until the evening, it is too boring to say it." You should think of him as a stupid male god. ”
"Hahaha...... Senior Black!" Cheng He patted the ground and laughed desperately.
Lin Xin on the side scratched the broken hair in his ears, and asked with an unknown face: "Am I so stupid?" The pure and cute expression suddenly made the pit goods who finally stopped laughing collectively again.
After Zhao Yongqi finished speaking, he suddenly fell to the ground again, raised his head and tried to look at the two goddesses, and said pitifully: "I have confessed everything, now please ask the two goddesses to punish me." Lift up your noble little feet, step on them hard, and ravage my back!"
Baby and Xiao Wulu were stunned, but when they saw Zhao Yongqi nodding at them with a smile, they knew that this must also be the so-called test in that letter. The two girls glanced at each other, lifted their beautiful little feet, and gently stepped on Zhao Yongqi's back a few times. And at this moment, Zhao Yongqi suddenly let out one after another, high-pitched screams, which immediately made the two goddesses laugh together.