Chapter 122: The Blind Date Kills Fellows
Chapter 122 The pits who killed each other on a blind date
After all nine members of the brotherhood stood still, Lu Hao picked up the megaphone that had not changed for thousands of years from his feet, without any image awareness, like an aunt in the neighborhood committee, holding the megaphone and loudly began to explain today's task.
Sometimes, the brothers will also think, why do the program groups that can live in five-star hotels and charter flights back and forth not get an advanced task explainer......?
"Ladies and gentlemen, after a day of hard work yesterday, you have adapted to a fair, just and kind organizational plan. Although the organization has always treated you with the most sincerity, ......"
Lu Hao's words had just started, and the brothers had already fallen to the ground.
"Brother Chao, hold on!" Zheng Kai tried hard to crawl to Deng Chao's side, patted him on the back, and said with a sad face: "I know you want to vomit, but you have vomited too much! If you continue to vomit, you will definitely die!"
"Brother, I will persevere, no matter how disgusting the director team is, I will persevere. Persistence is victory!" Deng Chao was moved to hold Zheng Kai's hands.
"Persistence is victory, no matter how greasy you are, no matter how much you want us to vomit to death, we must never give up!" Li Chen raised his arms and shouted, with a bit of the atmosphere of a revolutionary martyr.
Lu Hao, who had a black line in his head ......, coughed dryly twice amid the laughter of thousands of people in the audience, and continued with an unchanged face: "However, you laborers who have no heart and lungs and don't know the hearts of good people don't understand the hard work of the organization at all. Just this morning, you plotted to start your escape!"
“baby。 Zhao Yongqi stood up, patted the sand on his body, and said with a serious face: "Actually, I really admire the director team, you see him, he can say such a greasy person's boast without changing his face, and completely ignore the ridicule of others, as if immersed in his own utopia." Ay...... People are old and fine, and the ancients are honest and do not deceive me. ”
"Hee-hee. The baby covered his small mouth and was petite, nodded vigorously and said with a smile: "Xiao Qi, this is why you can't be a director." Because, you're not as thick-skinned as him!"
"Hahaha......"
The brothers burst into laughter with extreme cooperation.
"Ahem, cough ......" Lu Hao, who had a disparate face, once again covered up his embarrassment with a dry cough, and continued with a megaphone: "The road to escape is arduous and full of difficulties and obstacles. The danger from the outside has not yet erupted, but the divisions from within have already formed. Today, you are standing here to get through the first difficulty, the test from your brothers!"
"This can't be!" Deng Chao immediately jumped out and said with righteousness: "We are the most united brothers, we are a family, Weare are tired of logging!"
"Brother Chao said well, let us test each other, it is impossible, we will unite and resolutely resist the inhumane illegal labor organization!" Wang Julan held high the banner of morality and charged forward.
"If you don't accept the test, then you will be recaptured and returned to the organization for ten years of work!" Lu Hao's cold voice came.
“……”
After a moment of silence among the brothers, the direction of the wind immediately changed.
"Actually, it's good to put it to the test. Cheng He said cheaply: "With a genius like me, what test will not pass, right?"
"Well, in front of Xueba, no problem is a problem, let the horse come!" Deng Chao put on a posture of Huang Feihong.
Lu Hao was too lazy to take care of these wall grasses that would change the direction of the wind at any time, pointed to another long table next to him, and then said, "You will be tested according to three groups. The topic of the test is decided by the other two groups. You will write two copies of each of the three different tests, and one of them will be handed over to our judges to determine whether or not you have passed it. The other was placed on three long tables in the venue and tested in turn. If one of the levels cannot be completed, it will be eliminated immediately. Finally, I would like to kindly remind you that the three judges must unanimously pass before you can pass the test. And the group with the shortest time will get very important items on the way to escape!"
Speaking of this, Lu Hao paused, the corners of his mouth turned up, and said with a wicked smile: "Between Xiao Qi and baby deliberately smearing the organization, so the test will start first!"
"How can this be!" Zhao Yongqi pointed at Lu Hao very dissatisfied, "For the sake of the two goddesses, we shouldn't be the first!"
Lu Hao was already leaning back in the chair, ignoring Zhao Yongqi's protests at all, but instead put on a playful and sadistic expression.
Seeing that Lu Hao couldn't be convinced, Zhao Yongqi immediately turned to Deng Chao and Li Chen, and said with a sincere face: "Brother Chao, Brother Chen, we are the best brothers, right? You will definitely not embarrass the two goddesses, right?"
"Mm-hmm, rest assured. Deng Chao patted Zhao Yongqi on the shoulder very angrily, "We will definitely not embarrass the goddess!" he said, beckoned the remaining brothers, and immediately ran to the waiting area with a sun umbrella and a drink.
People are swords, I am fish and meat, and now Zhao Yongqi is a group of three, and he can only expect that the pit goods can be kind and can really match their words and deeds.
A few minutes later, after half a day of discussions between the six super pit goats, three envelopes were placed on three desks on the runway. And Lu Hao and the other three, who were referees, naturally got the same envelope.
"Hahahaha......"
Before the game started, Lu Hao had just opened the first envelope and took a look, and he couldn't help laughing. Zhao Yongqi on the side suddenly had a bad premonition......
"Red team, are you ready to finish!" When Zhao Yongqi and the other three stood on the starting line, the referee asked loudly.
What else can you say? Stretching out his head and shrinking his head, Zhao Yongqi glanced at the two goddesses and responded loudly: "Ready!"
"Let's go!"
With the referee's order, Zhao Yongqi took the small hands of the two goddesses and rushed to the first desk. It's just a few tens of meters away, and it's just a matter of seconds.
Zhao Yongqi, who took the lead, couldn't wait to pick up the envelope that was upside down on the table as soon as he approached the long table. But before he could open it, he just swept a line of words on the envelope, and his whole body began to feel bad.
"Limited Xiaoqi open and finish!"
With a bitter smile at the two goddesses beside him who were poking out their little heads, Zhao Yongqi opened the envelope in his hand, and after just a few glances, his handsome face was already wrinkled.
"Hahaha, Xiao Qi, according to what you said, there is absolutely no embarrassment for the goddess. Deng Chao's words mixed with laughter came from not far away. The pit goods on the side laughed even more and high-fived each other.
"You ...... You ......" Zhao Yongqi raised his hand and pointed at the group of pit goods with a smile, and finally gritted his teeth and spit out a few words from between his teeth, "You wait!"