Chapter 13 The giant beep is the enemy of life

The first class on Monday afternoon was a class meeting, and when Tong Jianjun led Qiao Enxi into the classroom, the originally quiet class immediately became noisy, and it was a fight with the central vegetable field. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

After all, it was Qiao Enxi, the topic goddess of the second grade of junior high school, her glamorous appearance and shocking development in the second year of junior high school have always been a topic of conversation among boys, and she is also famous for her deeds, the legend of the girl in Huahai Middle School carrying the handle has even been heard of by people from other schools.

A few boys in the back row were gesturing obscenely, of course Tong Jianjun knew what they were doing, after all, he often compared with fox friends and dog friends what kind of cup a girl's boobs was......

"Quiet!" Tong Jianjun knocked the podium table, "The boys in the back, yes, that's right, it's Dong Yijun, Zhou Xing, you guys, now it's a class meeting, not a math class, don't study your 16-base arithmetic problem! I can see the answer at a glance, 36D!"

Dong Yijun just wanted to laugh, the teacher actually thought that they were studying math problems, but the answer given by Tong Jianjun immediately calmed a few little boys in the back, and after secretly comparing them, his heart was full of admiration. secretly admired that he was worthy of being a teacher, he was a student, he had lived for more than ten years, and he had watched more movies than he had ever watched in series, and the skills of this old driver could not be denied.

As for Tong Jianjun, can he really see it at a glance as he said? No, no, no, practice is the only criterion for testing the truth, didn't a certain people's teacher jump off the building with Qiao Enxi to experience the preciousness of life, and the vernier caliper-like accurate big hand measured the answer to the hexadecimal arithmetic problem.

"Before the class meeting starts, I have a new classmate to introduce to you. Tong Jianjun let Qiao Enxi come to the middle of the podium, "This is Qiao Enxi, who was originally a classmate of the second (1) class of junior high school, but because of his admiration for my teaching level, he deliberately transferred to the second (13) class of junior high school." ”

"Phew, shameless. Huang Siheng deliberately asked one of his relatives and teachers at noon to check on Tong Jianjun, who just came to be a teacher this year and never even took a formal Chinese class. I still admire his teaching level, I don't have any skills, but it's nice to brag. But no matter what, this transfer girl is really good, maybe ...... No, no, I already have a squad leader, and I can't think about others anymore. Someone caught up in his own fantasies and couldn't help himself.

Qiao Enxi seemed to stroke her long hair casually, but it attracted the attention of all the boys in the class, Dong Yijun blushed even more, and frantically slapped Zhou Xing's back at the same table, and after a while, he controlled himself and whispered to the same table for confirmation: "Her chest trembled just now, right! Just brushed her hair, right! MD, I lived in vain for the past fourteen years! This TM is youth! To hell with poor breasts, what's wrong with a man controlling a giant beep!"

Zhou Xing also looked at Dong Yijun with a flushed face, he was photographed. This melon baby shot lightly or heavily, and almost slapped him out of breath.

"My name is Qiao Enxi, as Teacher Tong said, I transferred to Class 13 because I admired his teaching level. As he spoke, he glanced at Tong Jianjun deeply, "Teacher Tong's teaching method is quite special, I really want to experience it a few more times, um~Teacher Tong~" Tong Jianjun was called unnatural, I have never heard of someone jumping off the building and being addicted, this girl will not awaken any strange attributes!

Tong Jianjun felt that the eyes of the boys in the back row were full of this word, obviously thinking of something that made people blush. What are the current junior high school students exposed to, and how can their minds be polluted to such an extent! Any words can think of such things as animal teachers specially teach .avi!

"Hobbies, I didn't have any real hobbies, but when I was in junior high school, I often led people to fight and blackmail, but after Teacher Tong educated me, I decided to change my life, and now my hobby is to listen to Teacher Tong's teachings. ”

Tong Jianjun broke out in a cold sweat and secretly wondered: "Could this girl be holding a grudge and deliberately come over to fix me? The contrast between this morning and afternoon is too great, shouldn't normal people treat me as an enemy who killed my father? By the way, could it be that she wanted to deliberately seduce me to commit a crime, and was ready to see me hit in the head by a bullet! This junior high school girl's idea is really terrible, I have to be careful." ”

"By the way, I took a year off from school in elementary school for special reasons, so I'm probably older than you, I'm 15 years old. As she spoke, Qiao Enxi showed a slightly mature smile.

Those who speak are unintentional, but those who hear are intentional. Sophia, who was sitting in the first row, only felt that Qiao Enxi on the podium was extremely annoying, and Qiao Enxi's smile in front of the class became a merciless ridicule aimed at her in her eyes. He is also 15 years old, why is this guy one meter seven tall, and why are the two lumps of flesh on his chest so big! Touching his flat chest, Sophia huffed and put an extra modern Chinese dictionary on the stool. Qiao Enxi also rose from Sophia's heart from an eyesore stranger to the height of a lifelong enemy at this moment.

Tong Jianjun naturally saw Sophia's actions, but he just smiled, this little girl's actions are really cute.

glanced at the classroom, with Qiao Enxi's height, it was more suitable to sit in the back row, but the back row was full of rough men, and she didn't know if she wanted to.

"Qiao Enxi, is it okay for you to sit in the back row?" Tong Jianjun decided to ask her what she thought first.

Sit down, sit down! The rough men in the back row immediately became excited, especially Dong Yijun, because Zhou Xing is on his left, and there is an empty seat on his right, and he is at the same table when he sits in the back row!

However, as soon as Qiao Enxi spoke, he shattered the boys' illusions: "I'm sorry, teacher. My eyesight is not very good, and I am afraid that it will be inconvenient to sit in the back to listen to the lecture, so I will sit here. ”

Tong Jianjun didn't react: "Where?"

"Here. Qiao Enxi patted the side of the lectern table, "Can you please ask the teacher to help me move the table and chairs?"

Without waiting for Tong Jianjun to make any moves, a few over-energetic guys in the back row were already about to start fighting for the power to move the table. Tong Jianjun can't help but sigh that today's young people are really heavy color and light friends, and he has the impression that these goods should have a good relationship, and he didn't even do his brother in order to show his face in front of his sister.

In the end, Dong Yijun grabbed the table with his relatively thick body, and the clever Zhou Xing took the stool from the beginning, and his hands were still rubbing on the stool, as if he could touch something with the residual hand feeling later.

Qiao Enxi smiled and said thank you, then took out a bottle of disinfectant from his bag, wiped the inside and out of the table and chairs, and put a cushion on the stool to completely isolate the residual feel and other strange things.

"Sorry, I'm a bit of a cleanliness fetish. Qiao Enxi smiled and explained, "But if the teacher moves, it should be fine." The second half of the sentence was relatively low, and only Tong Jianjun and Sophia, who was sitting next to her, heard it. Tong Jianjun didn't hear it at all, and Sophia looked at her lifelong enemy and teacher curiously.

Sophia was at the first table, and Joe was sitting at the podium table, and the two could be said to be at the same table in another sense.

After settling down Qiao Enxi, Tong Jianjun began to talk about another thing: "At the beginning of the new semester, I have just come into contact with the big family of Class 13, although I have a preliminary understanding with everyone, I feel that some collective activities are needed to promote the run-in between us. The engine of the car also needs to go through the break-in period to go faster, doesn't it?"

"I respect everyone's opinions, as long as the activities are appropriate, although the teacher is not very wealthy, but I can still provide 10,000 yuan. "The 10,000 class dues that were only given in the morning can't be used by myself anyway, so it's better to pretend to be a big-tailed wolf in front of the students and earn a generous image.

However, the students didn't appreciate it very much: "It's only 10,000, there are more than 30 people in our class, and it's almost the same to go to a scenic spot and one ticket per person, how can you play?"

Tong Jianjun frowned, these little cubs are all so big-hearted, 10,000 yuan is not money! For Tong Jianjun, 10,000 yuan is money, it is fate!

"We don't have to go to the developed places to play, some untouched natural scenery is the most beautiful, I remember the 12 pools of Longwan are good, you can barbecue picnics, fish and play in the water, and there is no admission fee. "The Twelve Pools of Longwan, that is where Tong Jianjun and his friends often went to play when he was in junior high school, but after a small accident, they never went again.

Hu Menghua raised his hand and said: "Teacher, since it was set on fire once ten years ago, it has been refurbished and renovated, and now the ticket fee is charged, and open flames are prohibited." ”

Tong Jianjun was sweating profusely, the one who set the fire seemed to be him, he didn't deal with the fire after the barbecue, and accidentally burned it around, seeing that the fire couldn't be controlled, a few teenage children naturally ran as fast as they could, and then they didn't dare to go back, for fear of being caught and hung up. Later, I learned that arson to the mountain would lead to imprisonment, so I didn't dare to go there.

"Do you have any recommendations for the students?" Tong Jianjun decided to brainstorm.

"Disney!" Ye Yuqi raised her hand and proposed.

"It's too expensive, too far away, it's unrealistic, dismissed!"

"Autumn Leaf Plain!" Dong Yijun raised his hand to join in the fun.

"Don't talk nonsense, dismiss!"

"My family has a private beach in Muqiao City, and I thought we could have a party there. Qiao Enxi suggested with a smile, and his whole body seemed to exude the light of a local tyrant.

Without waiting for Tong Jianjun to express her opinion, Sophia stood up disdainfully, and then found that she was not as tall as she could sit, so she sat back on her booster chair, and said nobly like a princess: "When it comes to the beach, it must be the Maldives." It just so happens that my family owns several resorts in the Maldives, and I can allow you to go as many times as you like, I invite you to do so. After speaking, he glanced at Qiao Enxi, wanting to see her frustrated expression, but was disappointed to find that Qiao Enxi's face remained unchanged, and he just looked at Tong Jianjun with a smile.

Immediately there were calls such as "Long live Queen Sophia, long live long live, long live", and the reputation of the Maldives was thunderous among junior high school students.

Tong Jianjun knew that Sophia's family was rich, but he didn't know that she was so rich. To be honest, he was really excited, but it was really unrealistic for him to go abroad with thirty or forty bear children, and the parents would not be able to pass the hurdle. Even if the parents can agree, he can't rest assured, and he can't eat and walk around if something happens.

Although the trip to the Maldives was very tempting, Tong Jianjun was still ruthless: "Refuse." ”

"What!" the students thought they had misheard, "why?"

"It's unrealistic to be too far away and too expensive. ”

"Didn't Sophia say she had all the expenses over there?"

Tong Jianjun said with a cold face: "Don't you need money for plane tickets? Don't you need time to go back and forth abroad? Outside of winter and summer vacations, does our school let go for more than three days off? People say they don't want money, so you go with a shy face? Don't hotels need to operate normally? The same space to receive other tourists is millions of income, are you really embarrassed? The most important point, will your parents agree?"

A series of rhetorical questions said that the students were a little frustrated, Tong Jianjun knew that it was not advisable to overkill and lose the enthusiasm of the students: "Life always needs to give yourself some thoughts, if you go to the Maldives now, won't there be no destination in your heart in the future? You are only in the second year of junior high school, your life is just beginning, and the road ahead is still long, if you don't leave some expectations for yourself, how can you strive to climb up?

"Long live the teacher!"

The students obviously didn't learn the essence of the story of the three and the four, and the things that could have been obtained were secretly changed by Tong Jianjun, and the delivery was delayed, but they became grateful to him. Tong Jianjun suddenly felt that he was a teacher, fooling students without a teacher!

"Well, it's set for the two-day vacation at the end of the semester. Classmate Qiao Enxi, is there no problem?" Tong Jianjun looked at Qiao Enxi with a soliciting gaze, after all, what he just said was more or less Qiao Enxi's territory was not as good as Sophia's territory.

Qiao Enxi was not angry at all, and said with a smile: "I listen to the teacher, as long as the teacher decides, I can do it." ”

Why is this girl suddenly so good at talking? It can't be that I jumped off the building with her to get out of mental problems, right? You're a school girl, what the hell is this good wife and mother-like way of talking!