After school in the afternoon, Tong Jianjun finally got his wish and tasted the food on the third floor of the canteen, that is, the faculty canteen. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info When he was in junior high school, he really wanted to go and eat, and the rumored welfare land of two pieces of meat and one vegetarian dish was a pity that it was exclusively for teachers and staff, and ordinary students had to be kicked out in the past.

I could have gone at noon, but Comrade Lao Qiao was so enthusiastic that he took Tong Jianjun to the hotel for a meal. Although the food in the cafeteria tastes certainly not as good as in the hotel, what I eat in the cafeteria is a kind of feeling, and what I eat is the sadness and regret of being exploited when I was a student.

The canteen uncle was stunned and looked at Tong Jianjun's departing figure with high spirits, he had been working in the canteen for many years, and it was the first time he saw the same person as the staff meal card and the Citibank black card.

"Lord, is this meal so delicious? The subordinates think that you are better cooked, at least you can replenish more souls. Yu looked at Tong Jianjun with a happy expression suspiciously.

Someone said with a smile on his face that contained excessive sand: "You don't understand, this is the happiness of the proletariat turning over and being the master of the house, people say that happiness is like a fool, and I can probably understand it now." Five yuan, two meat and one vegetarian meal, I ate it!"

Thanks to Tong Jianjun, he was still a little self-aware, so he deliberately picked a corner where no one was there to eat. A man who looks like a nervous person has two meals in front of him, and one of the dishes and chopsticks is still moving by itself, and anyone who passes by will be startled.

Yu eats very quickly, as she doesn't need to chew at all, and the food is quickly broken down into the energy needed to move as soon as it is sent to her mouth. The meal was wiped out in just a moment, and the dishes and chopsticks were neatly placed in front of her.

"The teacher's meal is really large. Qiao Enxi sat opposite Tong Jianjun with a plate, and when he saw the dishes and chopsticks that were eaten clean by Yu on the side, he sighed and said, thanks to Yu eating quickly, otherwise the dishes and chopsticks would be flying like haunted.

Tong Jianjun woke up from a stupid X state, and when he heard people say this, it was not easy to explain that he had summoned a girl you couldn't see to eat together, so he could only smirk and admit: "I've always eaten a lot of food." ”

"Hey, wait, how did you end up here. Only then did Tong Jianjun react, "Isn't this a faculty cafeteria?"

"Don't dare to stop me from coming in to eat if you give three more canteen staff, right? Although Sophia's family doesn't have any money, my dad is still more or less the head of this school. Qiao Enxi explained with a smile, her tone was very calm, but Tong Jianjun still heard more or less from her words that she was unhappy with being swept away by Sophia.

"No, I thought that you eldest ladies were all specially cooked, and you couldn't afford to squeeze in the cafeteria with our group of stinky slings to eat. In Tong Jianjun's imagination, the eldest ladies should not all have an exclusive maid or something, and live a life where everyone takes care of everything.

Qiao Enxi covered her mouth and chuckled when she heard this: "Teacher, you have watched too much anime, maybe Sophia really has an exclusive maid, as for me, the daughter of a small family like me does not have such a luxurious configuration." There was still a deep displeasure with Sophia in his words.

Tong Jianjun felt that as a class teacher, it was a necessary responsibility to mediate the conflicts between students, so he said: "In fact, what is the family situation, it does not affect your own development, there may be some material differences, but spiritual wealth depends on yourself, and real happiness is often spiritual happiness." Exclusive maids and the like are all rotten cultures of capitalism, and they appear in anime to corrode our spirits, which is an evil conspiracy of capitalism, and it must not be tricked. You and Sophia are both classmates, and some comparisons are unacceptable. ”

"Huh. Qiao Enxi let out a pleasant laugh, "Teacher, you are such an interesting person, it is obvious that you proposed the 'exclusive maid' statement, but now you are desperately denying it." As for comparison, what is there to compare it with that one-meter-two long washboard. Tong Jianjun stared at Qiao Enxi's chest with a critical gaze of dialectical materialism for a while, and the mountain that trembled up and down with laughter made him understand what the real gap was, and in some aspects, a certain Russian Lori was afraid that he would not be able to catch up in this life.

"Taniah, close the window and bring me my papaya milk. The one-meter-two Russian Lori sneezed suddenly, "I always feel that some people are saying bad things about me." How did that one-meter-seven-long cow grow, how could it be so big!"

Suddenly, Tong Jianjun thought of something, turned his gaze to Yu sitting on the right, stared for a while, turned his gaze to 36D again, and was silent for a while, Tong Jianjun realized that Yu could no longer use hexadecimal numbers to express, which is the gap between the first and second lines of the 26 English letters, which is a clear proof that dimensional ability overcomes gravity.

"Teacher, what are you looking at?" Qiao Enxi was a little strange, Tong Jianjun looked at the air, looked at himself, what was he doing.

As a people's teacher, Tong Jianjun believes that he should not lie: "It's nothing, I am studying the difference between the English alphabet and gravity caused by the limitations of the hexadecimal system. "That's the beauty of language arts.

"I didn't understand, but I thought it was amazing. Qiao Enxi looked at a certain Yinmin teacher with a look of admiration.

There is a doubt that Tong Jianjun has been buried in his heart for an afternoon, why did Qiao Enxi suddenly become so good towards himself, he didn't think that he could jump off the building with his sister when he made a mistake in his brain, and he could turn a rebellious female student into a respectful teacher and filial piety to his elders. said that she had some regrets about the wrong things she had done, Tong Jianjun believed it, but what kind of regret was this, Tong Jianjun still remembered the arrogant and domineering appearance when he saw her in the morning, and now he is simply a different person. Jumping off the building is really so good, what else do you need 'metamorphosis', directly send the park to play a few trips to the jumping machine, and what rebellious children have been solved.

After hesitating for a moment, Tong Jianjun still asked his doubts.

"If I say that although I fight and blackmail, I'm actually a good girl......" Before he finished speaking, Qiao Enxi couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Huh. Tong Jianjun's laughter was full of what you were teasing me.

Yu, who was still sitting next to him at this time, spoke: "Lord, my battle instinct tells me that she is joking. ”

Of course this is a joke, don't you see that she can't help laughing out loud? However, Yu, your battle instinct is put into daily life and the effect of a lie detector, how can you practice it? But Tong Jianjun thought about it, didn't you shout a move before watching people on TV, and when you meet a treacherous person, you may yell and eat me to split Huashan, and as a result, a monkey stealing a peach will go down and come out, you can't tell if people are lying, cover your head to defend Huashan, and the peach will not be stolen by others.

"Just a joke to lighten the mood. I was a bastard when I was a freshman in junior high school, and I didn't have anything to do with good girls or anything. Qiao Enxi covered her mouth and laughed for a while, and suddenly her expression became serious, "Actually, when the teacher jumped off with me in his arms, I really felt like I was going to die." In that moment, I remembered a lot, including what my mother taught me when she was alive, and it was then that I realized that I had misunderstood the definition of something. The mother's strong domineering comes from the respect of others, not fear. I'm really sorry about Mu Yuan's matter, and I'll apologize to her later. ”

"As for Dad, I know I'm very sorry for him, and it's not been easy for him in the past few years, but I just can't bear to take a big sister home when I'm okay when I go to junior high school, and asks me if I'd like to live with this big sister! That sister is not a few years older than me! I don't want to call this guy Mom! So I made a fuss, and I wanted my father to rest assured, so I couldn't care about finding me a new mother. ”

"My instincts tell me that what she says is true. "Yu faithfully fulfilled his duties as a lie detector.

Tong Jianjun couldn't cry or laugh a little, originally people were so touching and heartfelt self-reflection, the last sentence you said this is like acting in a drama, and the serious atmosphere is gone. Children in single-parent families are more sensitive, and the slightest change will cause violent turmoil in the child's heart. Old Joe said that it was all his fault that Qiao Enxi became like this, which was really true, but he probably didn't realize that it was not because he was used to being a child.

As a man, Tong Jianjun can understand Lao Qiao a little, after all, he once had a wife, and it was really uncomfortable to be single for a few years; as a single teacher, Tong Jianjun was going to criticize Lao Qiao, you said that you have endured it for a few years, you can't endure it for a few more years, and when your daughter gets married, you can still play the most beautiful but sunset red, isn't it?

"Now, I feel that I can understand my father's feelings, just like my mother said, I can't stop the feelings at all. I don't know what to say...... No, I can't help it, teacher, I love you!" Qiao Enxi's pretty face turned crimson.

"Poof!" Fortunately, the reaction was fast, Tong Jianjun changed direction continuously when he sprayed, and it took 180 degrees to spray out, and the direction of 90 degrees was Yu.

Yu's expression remained unchanged, not caring at all that she was almost sprayed just now, and continued to play the role of a lie detector: "What she said was the truth. ”

"Ahem, classmate Qiao Enxi, you are still young, you may not understand the difference between love and liking, it is normal for classmates to like teachers......" Tong Jianjun explained while looking around to see if anyone had noticed, he didn't want to be sent to the police station to discuss with Uncle Tiaozi about how many years the dog teacher would be sentenced to for molesting a female student.

Qiao Enxi had a serious expression: "No, teacher, I know this very well, my mother told me since I was a child, which man can make me think of my wet appearance as soon as I see him, then I must be in love with him." Ever since you jumped off the building with me in your arms and got me wet in the morning, as soon as I saw you, I thought I was changing my panties in the toilet, and I think I must be in love with you. ”

"Please don't say it, I don't have to count a few years if I continue to talk about it, this is enough to shoot directly!" Tong Jianjun was very glad that he had found a corner where no one was, "By the way, your mother's theory is really powerful and domineering." ”

"That's the truth. Yu answered without a head, and I don't know who it was talking about.