Chapter 8: The Messenger of the Underworld (Ask for Collection Recommendation!)
Above the main hall, two people kept blindly biscuiting, and I lay on the ground and waited until my legs were numb.
I know how this will end, but I don't care who is right and who is wrong, because for me, getting back into the 21st century is the most important thing for me right now.
Little Lori seemed to be still charging, and I called her many times in my heart, but she still didn't jump out to talk to me.
Lao Qin sat on top of the court, looking at Brother Ru who was about to fall with He's bi, the two of them stared at each other, and neither of them would back down.
I understand Lao Qin's psychology, I am the monarch of Qin, when did I bow my head to others, at this time, if I agree to that guy's conditions, will I lose face in the future?
Of course, I know better about Brother Ru's psychology, the level of this actor-level performance is different, even Qin Shi Huang was bluffed, Brother Ru didn't have the mind to break the jade on the pillar with He's Bi, but he was able to deceive Lao Qin, a group of idiots, I can only say in admiration: I give full marks to Brother Ru's wall collision!
But history will not change, just when I thought that Lao Qin was going to say something nice to find himself under the stairs, a shout suddenly woke me up!
"Come on, take this guy for me!" Old Qin shouted angrily.
Of course, this is not Lao Qin's original words, anyway, this is the general meaning, you just make do with it, after all, the hammer's ancient literary background is poor, and you can only score 2 points in the exam, and you don't know.
As soon as Lao Qin finished shouting these words, Zhao Gao beside him rushed out and shouted, "Catch him!"
To be honest, I was really confused, because it wasn't like this in history, and suddenly I remembered that yesterday I told Zhao Gao what Brother Ru was going to do today, could it be that this guy told Lao Qin all this again, and finally changed history?
Mom, I might be in trouble.
There are no martial artists in the hall, Zhao Gao shouted like this, only those eunuchs were dispatched, and seeing that the people around me rushed up, I quickly got up from the ground, and then grabbed a shoe and threw it at Brother Ru - I didn't mean to.
However, Brother Ru was not to be outdone, and immediately fought with the eunuchs, what monkeys stole peaches, what oolong milkmen, and a series of long-lost stunts were taken out.
I was shouting outside, looking for a time to slip away - just now, little Lori had successfully turned on the machine.
It's messed up.,The world is completely messed up.,I may have encountered a group of neurotics.,The hall is in chaos.,But I can't manage it so much.,Directly said to Little Lori to activate the space-time travel function.γ
"Woooo
When I opened my eyes again, I saw a popsicle.
When the popsicle moved away, I saw the old man's smiling and obscene face, I sat up from the bed suddenly, turned my head to look at the little Lori and said, "Chu Chu, what time is it?"
"Report to the master, eight o'clock. β
I rubbed my face, I really wanted to hug the old man, uh no, I really wanted to hug Chu Chu and cry bitterly, I finally came back......
"Doesn't it take time?" I asked, for I distinctly remembered that it was eight o'clock when I crossed back, a time I had chosen for the first time I wore a virgin.
Chu Chu nodded obediently and said, "When the time and space shuttle function is activated, the time here will be frozen, so when the master comes back, everything will still be the same." β
I nodded, then shook my head again, pointed to the old man licking the popsicle in front of me and said, "What's the matter with this guy? He wasn't there when I left, was he?"
The old man, who liked to pretend to be a ghost, licked a popsicle, and then said, "If you don't thank me, if it weren't for me, you would have become a eunuch by now." β
I stared at the old man with wide eyes, how could this old guy know about my experience over there?
"Don't look at me with that kind of idiot look," the old man stroked his beard, and continued, "You are also very powerful to be able to recognize King Qin Zhao as Qin Shi Huang." β
I froze in place, and my brain suddenly went out of sorts.
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You have to forgive your hammer brother, my junior high school history and elementary school philology are really not very good, which caused me to make a mess of the world in the first dozens of hours.
The monarch of Qin is not Qin Shi Huang, but Qin Zhao Wang, this is the figure of Qin Shi Huang's grandfather, I am really ashamed to say it, my brain was really Watt at that time.
After listening to the old man's explanation, I immediately had a new doubt: What is going on with Zhao Gao?
The old man immediately laughed triumphantly, and said, "That's my new guest, and I sent it to save youβand your darling." β
Out of physical instinct, I reached out to cover my crotch, and then said with a vigilant face: "Impossible, is the eunuch next to King Qin Zhao so coincidentally called Zhao Gao, and Zhao Gao's face, so many people don't recognize it?"
The old man smiled and said, "It's rare for me to be an immortal for this kind of trivial matter?" Okay, okay, don't talk so much nonsense, hurry up and come over to see your new guest, I should go-"
"Hey, hey, hey, I'm not done yet!"
I was just about to grab the old man, but I didn't expect him to say "go buy some new popsicles", and then he turned into a fairy and got into my body.
"Huh-"
Just thinking about coveting other people's bodies, but refusing to do a piece of, it turns out that there are also beasts in the immortal team.
I sneered, sat down on the sofa, looked at the GAY in the GAY on the other side, uh no, it was a strange man in the yin, and said hello.
"Hello. "The man was a little cramped and seemed to be racking his brain about what to call me. "I am indeed Zhao Gao, and the immortals did not lie to you, it was indeed me that you saw in the Qin State before. β
This guy turned out to use the disguise technique, I nodded, and no longer bothered about why those people in the Qin Kingdom didn't find the bug problem of this flaw, but stood up and walked to the window.
Seeing that Rhubarb was grabbing those toys with two paws in the nest, I walked back with peace of mind.
"Why did you want you to come here, old man?" I asked, a question that I had been wondering for a long time.
Zhao Gao sat opposite in an ancient robe, cautiously raised his head and glanced at me, and then at Chu Chu, who was sitting next to me, and said in a cramped and uneasy manner: "The little one got an order in the underworld, saying that he wanted to return to the world for a year, and he didn't know the purpose of the immortals letting the little one come here. β
"Yin ...... Hades?" I leaned back, "so you ...... Are you ......?"
Zhao Gao arched his hand, performed the etiquette of the Qin State and said: "Adults don't need to be afraid, now the small ones are no different from ordinary people, and they are not ghosts." β
I exhaled a long breath and quickly wiped the cold sweat on my forehead, I thought that old guy had made a ghost for me, then I was really lively here, there were dogs, there were fairies, and now even ghosts are there.
"Oh, then you can stay here for now. I nodded, and continued, "But you have to abide by the rules here, and don't cause trouble for me, or I'll let the old man send you back." β
Zhao Gao nodded desperately: "The little one must obey the order!"