Chapter 682: We Eat Urine Cow Balls
The two viagras treated Wang Shangliang's method as a magic wand, and they immediately took action, replacing their own avatars with those of Gao Feng, and quickly sent application messages to the beauties. Romance debuts
Wang Shangliang also told the two viagra that there is no need to relax the age this time, just set between the age of sixteen or seventeen and twenty-two, and ensure that there are beautiful women chatting with you every day, and take the initiative to post it to you.
The two viagras still don't believe Wang Shangliang's words, and feel that they should relax their age a little and put a long line to catch big fish, anyway, their conditions are very broad, as long as it is a woman.
Gao Feng sued the two viagras, that is not good, this condition can not be relaxed, once it is relaxed, it will prove that there is no principle, like Gao Feng, although the handsome guy is a jack-of-all-trades, but that can not be very lenient, that will make the beauties look down on him.
The two viagras obeyed Wang Shangliang's advice and controlled the age group to less than twenty-two years old, excluding young women and women.
"Two viagras, don't listen to Wang Shangliang, she is just having a bad idea, you must not change your avatar to mine, maybe there will be a lot of people who sell tea and red oil to add you. ”
The two viagras said: "Gao handsome guy, you are too stingy, we don't need you to be a real person, we only use your avatar, why are you still talking so much nonsense, even those who sell tea and red oil add us, then we can't ask for it, how beautiful are those who sell tea and red oil, even if you buy a pound of tea, how can you afford to let the child trap the wolf." ”
The two viagra are on the rise, and they are also hungry and thirsty, how can they listen to Gao Feng's persuasion.
Just when the two viagras changed their avatars, a group of beauties came to the material department, and almost all the beauties in the project department arrived, Zhang Aiqing, the small cashier, Gong Xiaobei from the contract department, Qu duckweed from the survey department, Leng Yan and Zuo Fenmen from the engineering department, Guo Lili and Chang E, as well as Yang Guifei and Cao Dacai Ercai two sisters, as well as the twin sisters of Shen Yu Luoyan from the human resources department, the wayward girl from Liangchang, and the girl Ji Ruyi.
They are all called by Wang Shangliang to eat ice cream, these beauties have a soft spot for ice cream, even in the winter, they will eat a few, when they hear that there is ice cream, it is like a cat smelling fishy.
Not only were these beauties called over by Wang Shangliang, but even the beauties outside the project department also rushed over, the fastest was the female policewoman Wang Xiaoyue of the Tulou Town Police Station, followed by Mei Zhuo, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, and the female traffic policeman Yan Ruyu, the female warrior of the armed police, Princess Wencheng, the senior female nurse Diao Xiaochan, and the young wife Ma Lanhua, the first sister of Fengchen.
Gao Feng really admires this group of beauties, who came from the city to eat a bite of ice cream, and this fuel cost is not only the money of this ice cream, not to mention the money of an ice cream, then you can buy a box of ice cream.
However, ice cream is not cheap now, a few dollars a piece is not unusual, some even cost dozens of yuan, just a small ball, and even hundreds of ice cream.
This ice cream is so expensive that people sigh that the poor can't even afford it, and one ice cream can eat a month's living expenses, but people are reluctant.
And this young lady Ma Lanhua took a taxi to come over, and I don't know what this young woman thinks, including these beauties who came from Xiaoyue City, are they all two hundred and five?
In fact, people sometimes have two hundred and five, and the things they do make people can't figure it out, and they feel very stupid later.
In fact, these beauties come to Tulou Town is commonplace, and they also feel that they come to the project department more often than they go home, and their sisters are gathered here, and they are not thinking about other things together, they are just trying to be happy, and they are in a good mood.
Moreover, Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, is still thinking about eating a dish, this dish wants to be shared with all the beauties, and the best thing is to let the handsome guy Gao Feng come for a treat.
"Dear beauties, this girl has thought of a delicacy that I would like to share with my sisters. ”
This group of beauties are quite foodies, what they love most is food, their mouths are also very tricky, ordinary food can no longer arouse their interest, it must be a food that can arouse their appetite at once, or a food they have never heard of.
"Big sister, what kind of food have you thought of, hurry up and take us to eat, we feel like we haven't eaten food for a long time." ”
Mei Zhuo's words whetted the appetite of all the sisters, this sister of Xiaoyue City has never seen any food, she has eaten everything that flies in the sky and runs in the sea, and the food she thinks is undoubtedly a very strange food.
As soon as they heard the food, all the beauties cheered and jumped up, and they also showed their salivation.
"What, you beauties only know how to eat, why haven't you eaten food for a long time, you just ate fish and sheep yesterday, and spent nearly 40,000 yuan. ”
Gao Feng thinks that these beauties are just talking nonsense with their eyes open, they just ate fish and sheep yesterday, and spent a total of nearly 40,000 yuan, fortunately the girl Ren Yao rescued herself in time, otherwise she would have to borrow money from Jiang Wenhua, how embarrassing it would be for herself.
"Hmph, handsome guy, you are embarrassed to say, did you invite this fish bite sheep, that was the ladyboy girl, you owe us money for a meal, then you must invite this meal today." ”
Mei Gui said that Gao Feng, and all the beauties attacked him in groups, including Gao Feng's girlfriend Wang Xiaoyue.
"Yes, Gao Feng, you are so embarrassed to mention this, you secretly invited the two sisters to eat fish and eat sheep and eat fish, why don't you invite us to eat food, what is the reason for you, you just owe us a meal, and we have to make up for it today." ”
"Surnamed Gao, you are embarrassed to say this, I, Wang Xiaoyue, haven't settled accounts with you yet, when did you get into trouble with a ladyboy, she is still so willing to pay for you, that proves that your relationship with her is not ordinary, you must explain it clearly to this girl, otherwise, I won't let you ride a bicycle." ”
"Ah, Wang Xiaoyue, what kind of punishment is this, why don't you let Gao Feng ride a bicycle, we haven't seen Gao Feng ride a bicycle either!"
The words of the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue made everyone a little confused, what kind of punishment did this policewoman Wang Xiaoyue use, not allowing Gao Feng to ride a bicycle, they have never seen Gao Feng riding a bicycle.
Wang Xiaoyue smiled evilly: "Hehe, the heavenly machine can't be leaked, only the two of us know the punishment of riding a bicycle." ”
"Okay, what are you two breaking the code, we won't delve into it, today Mei Gui is going to take us to eat food, then please ask Mei Gui to tell me what kind of food to eat, so let's go to eat food now, and let Brother Gao pay the bill." ”
"That's right, eldest sister, just tell me, what kind of food have you discovered, the food you have discovered must be novel. ”
The words of Ma Lanhua, the first sister of Fengchen, attracted all the beauties, and they didn't delve into Wang Xiaoyue's punishment for riding a bicycle, they were concerned about eating novel food.
Mei Gui said: "Sisters, the food discovered by your eldest sister is definitely novel, not novel, your eldest sister can take everyone to eat, I want everyone to eat this buffalo ball." ”
"What, what into the buffalo balls, can this cow balls still enter the water?"
The words of Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, surprised all the sisters, and they had never heard of the buffalo balls, so what about the buffalo balls.
"Oh, sisters, it's not that cow balls can enter the water, but this kind of cow balls are called buffalo balls, how can you look at Wen Shengyi, you have a little culture, it is called into the water. ”
Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, also scolded the sisters for being uneducated, she said that the buffalo balls did not refer to the cow balls entering the water, but a kind of cow balls.
"Big sister, where did you get into the buffalo balls, we have never heard of such cow balls, we have only heard of Hong Kong's peeing cow balls. ”
Mei Gui was impatient again: "Oh, sisters, this girl stays with you uneducated beauties, it really gives this girl a headache, you haven't heard of this buffalo ball, that doesn't prove that this is a novel delicacy, that doesn't prove that this girl hasn't eaten this buffalo ball, so let Gao Feng invite us to eat this buffalo ball." ”
"Eldest sister, we also know that you haven't eaten food, that represents really novel food, can you tell me how to write this word, how can it be called buffalo balls, that's not two words, not one word?"
Princess Wencheng, a female soldier of the armed police, said, Mei Gui said: "Princess Wencheng, I really suspect that you have not graduated from elementary school, this girl has made it very clear, this cow ball is called into the buffalo ball, it is the word above the word and the word below the water, that is not read into the buffalo ball!"
"I'm going, eldest sister, you said that you were embarrassed to say that my princess didn't graduate from elementary school, it should mean that you didn't graduate from elementary school, this word can be read separately, this is a word, it doesn't read into the water, it's a urine word, that's a urine cow ball, you Mei Gui is still the first sister of Xiaoyue City, you don't even know this urine word, what else are you the first sister of Xiaoyue City, you are even embarrassed by the face of the whole city of Xiaoyue City. ”
Before Mei Gui finished speaking, Princess Wencheng, a female warrior of the armed police, screamed, saying that she had lost the face of the whole city of Xiaoyue City, and pronounced such a word separately.
"Ouch, my mother, eldest sister, your face is too big, this is obviously a word, how can you read it separately, and put it into the buffalo balls, you just said that the diving buffalo balls are forgotten, this is obviously the word for urine, that is the urine cow balls, you must not say that you are the first sister of Xiaoyue City in the future, and don't say that you are sisters with us, it really lost our face!"
The sisters squirted, and Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, laughed embarrassedly: "Hehe, it's just a mistake, it's just a mistake, I don't think it's like that, I originally thought about Baidu, but I didn't have time to Baidu, so the word "urine cow balls" is the word urine cow balls, we want to eat urine cow balls, let the handsome guy Gao Feng invite us to eat urine cow balls!"