Chapter 683: Let Go of My Feng'er
Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, found a delicacy, she wanted to share it with everyone, she said that this is a delicacy she just discovered, it is a kind of cow balls, called into the buffalo balls, but the female warrior of the armed police Princess Wencheng laughed badly, saying that this is not called into the buffalo balls, this is a word, there is a water word under the word, that is obviously a urine word, this cow balls are called urine balls-
The sisters also seized the opportunity to spray Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, the first sister of the city TV station actually had words that she didn't know, and said such a strange idea, which really made everyone's big teeth laugh off, and the sisters also laughed off their big teeth, and gave Mei Gui a nickname called Izumi Pills, which made Mei Gui's face flushed with shame.
It seems that this person really doesn't know everything, including the eldest sister of the sisters, Miss Da Mei Gui, and the first sister of the TV station also makes jokes, and there are words she doesn't know.
"Beauties, you are also turtles, don't laugh at Wang Ba, you all have beautiful faces, in fact, there are not many goods in your stomach, people Mei Gui pronounced this word into the water, but you pronounced it as the word urine, do you think you have a face, you don't want to think about how to write this urine word, the urine word is a corpse word under the prefix of the water, can it be the same as this prefix, you still urine balls, this girl looks at you are all stupid to pee. β
The sisters are laughing at their eldest sister Da Mei Zhuo, at this time there is another beauty in the material department, it is the Ren Yao girl everyone just met, she laughed at everyone, everyone glared at this girl together, yesterday she paid for the peak, she became the target of the public.
"Hmph, what's the matter, comrade shemale, we know how to write the word urine, and we know that this word is pronounced urine, it's you shemale who doesn't know how to read Chinese characters, it's a polyphonic word, we see it's your shemale stupid pee. β
"Hahaha, my mother, there are still polyphonic words, and the polyphonic words of urine words, don't blame the urine word for being stupid and peeing, this girl will teach you how to pronounce this word.
All the cultured beautiful sisters, like this word there is a similar word, one is into the word, the other is the beginning of the word, the two words are not the same, according to Comrade Mei Gui's reading, then one reads the water and one reads into the water, if it is according to the reading of all your beauties, it will be unified into the word urine.
All the beauties, these are completely two words, and the meaning is not the same, this ζ±εΏ΅cuΔn, its basic meaning of the word 1.Cooking method, put the food in boiling water and cook it slightly: ~ meatballs. ~Turnip. 2. Dialect, metal utensils used to boil water, can quickly boil water: ~ sub. Water ~ children.
And this ζ°½ pronunciation: tΗn, ζ°½, is a local dialect word, meaning floating.
Ladies and gentlemen, the dumplings mentioned by Comrade Mei Gui are a kind of Shandong cuisine, which is cooked and accompanied by nutritious foods such as fungus, spinach, and cabbage, which is delicious and nutritious.
The balls have to go through several steps, one step is to wash and drain the cabbage, and the second step is to chop the pork with green onion and ginger. The three steps are pork with light soy sauce, cooking wine, salt, starch and oyster sauce.
The fourth step is to stir vigorously in one direction. The five steps are balls with disposable gloves that are about 2 cm in diameter. The sixth step is to boil water in the pot, do not boil.
Finally, put the meatballs in boiling water and cook. Skim off the foam, add the cabbage, salt and bring to a boil again from the pan.
There are also tips for this squeak:
1. The green onion and ginger of the balls must be added enough, otherwise the umami is not prominent enough.
2. The water must not boil when the balls are filled, and they need to be soaked in slightly boiling water before getting out of the pot.
3. When seasoning the soup, the saltiness is slightly lighter, because the meatballs are soaked for a while, and part of the saltiness inside them will dissolve in the soup.
4. Baby cabbage and replace with cucumber, spinach, etc.
All the beauties, in fact, it's not that you are uneducated, but you haven't seen this meatball, this girl's hometown is in Shandong, and we have this dish there, which is very delicious. β
"Hmph, shemale, don't bother to talk about it, what kind of balls, it's not the same thing as what you told our sisters, you are a ball, we are talking about urine balls, we are talking about water pills, people in Hong Kong still have peeing cow pills, we are urine cow balls, don't show it in front of us." β
This Ren Yao girl introduced to everyone, it turns out that this word is still pronounced like this, and there are two very similar words, Chinese characters are colorful, a very simple word has a rich connotation, and it can also extend so many delicacies.
Miss Ren Yao introduced it to everyone, but the beauties didn't accept her affection, but sprayed her together, saying that she and they were talking about two different things, and what she said to them was that they didn't have anything to do with each other.
"I'll go, beauties, don't pretend to be ignorant, if you don't know, you don't know, Ren Yao is right, this word is originally this kind of reading, why do you have to die to save face, and urine cow balls into water pills, pee a fart." β
"The surname is high, ouch, we said shemale, why are you in a hurry to jump, we are called urine balls, we are called water pills, you have the ability to bite us, you have the ability to bite shemales, we still have to eat this water balls, we still have to eat this urine balls, you don't want to be like a bullfighter, come with us now, please eat this urine balls." β
Gao Feng just stood up, and his ridicule of the beauties was only half of what he said, and he became the target of the public, he was also sprayed with saliva by the beauties, and he was also called by the beauties with their teeth grinned, and he was also taken out of the material department by the beauties.
Wang Xiaoyue, a policewoman from the Tulou Town Police Station, has been warning Comrade Gao Feng: "The surname is Gao, but the old lady warns you, if you say another word to the ladyboy, if you stand on the same front with the ladyboy again, the old lady will never let you ride a bicycle again." β
Comrade Gao Feng also said crookedly: "Xiaoyue, what kind of bicycle do you ride, I haven't ridden a bicycle for many years, and I don't plan to ride a bicycle now, unless it is two viagras who like to ride a bicycle." β
"Your mother, Gao Feng, you stupid comparison, you don't say anything, you just said two viagras, their respectful faces, the old lady can let them ride a bicycle, and you bastard, you obviously rode a bicycle last night, now you deny it." β
Wang Xiaoyue jumped up and slapped Gao Feng twice, which stunned Gao Feng: "Xiaoyue, why are you being rude, am I wrong, the two viagras just like to ride bicycles, they also like to ride green bicycles, and I didn't ride a bicycle last night, who rides a bicycle at night." β
"Okay, don't flirt, what kind of bicycle, hurry up and let this kid invite us to eat water balls, I just ran to the project department to find you because of this water balls. β
"Ouch, Sister Mei Gui, you still enter the water ball, that should be the water ball, although the ladyboy didn't let us see it, but what people said is right, this is the water pill, that is, it is not a water pill, let alone a urine pill, we are too uneducated. β
Mei Gui said this, and Princess Wencheng, the female soldier of the armed police, said, and Mei Gui smiled.
"Hehe, yes, we are a group of uneducated sisters, now you think we are terrible, we are a group of uneducated female hooligans. β
"Haha, yes, hooligans are not terrible, I'm afraid that hooligans are educated, we are just a group of uneducated female hooligans, it's not so scary, that shemale is terrible, she is a cultured female hooligan!"
The beauties went crazy again, and they started playing wildly, and in an instant they became a mess.
Before going out, Wang Shangliang also shouted two viagra bees, do you want to go eat urine pills with us, the two viagras said to Wang Shangliang, we don't have time to eat urine pills, you Wang Shangliang is right, after we changed to the avatar of the peak, there were really beauties added in less than five minutes, and we were busy chatting with the beauties.
Wang Shangliang asked the two viagras, what beauties have you added, the two viagras sued sΓΉ Wang Shangliang, one of us added a beauty, Xiong Erwei added a tea seller, and Ji Wei added a red oil.
"I'm going, Gao Feng is really right, his avatar is to provoke the sale of tea and red oil, it seems that his face looks like the avatar of a hooligan boss, except for opening a house ticket Chang, there will be nothing left, then you can have a good chat." β
The two viagras waited for five or six years for the opportunity, and for the first time, a beautiful woman was added, and they were overjoyed, and the two of them chatted frantically in front of the computer.
The beauties escorted Gao Feng out of the project department, they were going to Xiaoyue City to eat the balls, Mei Gui found a restaurant with this balls on the South Street of Xiaoyue City, she wanted to try the balls.
"Hey, what are you beauties doing, what are you doing with my Feng'er like Song Jiang, you let go of the boss's Feng'er, you return my Feng'er, otherwise the boss's lady will be unkind to you, and the boss's wife will fight with you, and the boss's wife is good at martial arts." β
As soon as the beauties came out of the door of the project department, they were stopped by a middle-aged woman, this middle-aged woman, all the sisters knew her, she was the proprietress of the grocery store opposite the project department, and the proprietress also grabbed a broom in her hand, blocking the way of the beauties.
"Ouch, Auntie, we know you can dance, don't you dance square dance for a few days, you call Little Apple's broom boxing." β
The beauties thought that the proprietress was joking with them, and they also joked with the proprietress and the proprietress shook the broom.
"Hey, beauties, your aunt used to joke with you, but I won't joke with you today, because you treat my Feng'er like escorting a prisoner, just like escorting Song Jiang, then the aunt is unhappy, you hurry up and return my Feng'er, otherwise this boss lady will really be unkind to you!"
The grocery store proprietress also danced the broom twice like a golden hoop stick, and said to all the beauties in a serious manner, and her demeanor made all the beauties even more amused.
"My God, Auntie, you are really good at making trouble, you have also watched too much of "Water Margin", why did you think of Song Jiang, you are still Feng'er Feng'er, what kind of TV series have you watched too much, how did Gao Feng become your Feng'er?"
The beauties were amused by the grocery store proprietress and laughed with tears in their eyes, and they thought that the proprietress was too funny.
"Hmph, girls, this boss is not joking with you, this boss is serious, he is the boss lady's Feng'er, he will enter the boss's house tomorrow, he is not my Feng'er, what is it, this boss is his mother-in-law!"
The proprietress danced a broom again, and told the beauties in a serious manner.