In the splendid palace, I wore a very incongruous wide robe, holding a pig's trotter in my hand and gnawing wildly.

Zhao Gao kept walking in front of me, and just when he was about to turn me unconscious, he suddenly stopped, turned his head to look at me, and said, "Is this true?"

I let go of the pig's trotters and said vaguely: "Lord Zhao, it's true! Lin Xiangru has no intention of dedicating He's Bi to the King of Qin, and when the time comes, he will secretly hand over He's Bi to his subordinates to bring back to Zhao with a five-day deadline." ”

Needless to say, I can feel my current villainous ugly face, but people are swordsmen, I am fish and meat, what can I do.

Although I haven't read a few history books, I know what kind of person Zhao Gao is, and my current behavior is tantamount to colluding with eunuchs and doing evil.

However, I still have a hand - when Zhao Gao asked me about Lin Xiangru's retreat route, I pointed him out one randomly.

I can't blame me, because I really don't know which way they took when they retreated with Heshibi, was it wrong for someone like me to do this?

While gnawing on the pig's trotters, I said with a flattering face: "Thank you for your kindness, the little one will definitely go to the soup for you, and I will not hesitate!"

After saying this, I spit out the pig's trotters in my mouth, no way, this fart is so disgusting that even I am disgusted, why didn't I find out that I had the qualifications to be a leader before?

Because I flattered Zhao Gao extremely shamelessly and told him what would happen tomorrow, Gao Gonggong didn't let me castrate, which means that I am still in a state of little dingding.

"The chicken is not big, as long as it can be had;

This is my current state of mind, the standard Ah Q spirit - self-spiritual comfort.

"You go to the main hall with me tomorrow, remember to act at the opportunity, and after the matter is done, I will ensure that you will be a eunuch!" Zhao Gao said to me, and then left the room.

I pretended to salute, and said "no" with my hand, and after coaxing the old eunuch away, I sat on the ground with my butt in my hand, holding the pig's trotters in a silent daze.

"When a eunuch, I'll be a great eunuch for your mother's spiral explosion!"

I scolded coldly and began to think carefully about what I would do tomorrow.

In fact, Zhao Gao asked me to be a eunuch, which is not wrong, many people think that the profession of eunuch is very humble and lowly, but I don't know how many people in ancient times fought for their heads to be eunuchs.

But as the successor of socialism, how could I have betrayed my life ideals in order to become a eunuch?

Tomorrow, as long as I can last until the little Lori is fully charged, take me home, but in the process, there is also a dangerous He's Bi, I just hope I can be a quiet beautiful man, just watch the whole process from the side.

In the midst of unease, I ushered in my first dreamland in the Qin Dynasty.

In my dream, I dreamed of a graceful woman, and when the two of us were about to cook raw rice, the woman suddenly turned into a python and swallowed me in one bite.

Sweating, I opened my eyes and found it dark – my hat had fallen off and buckled on my head.

I got up and put my hat on, when I heard someone outside shouting, "Father-in-law, it's not too early, it's time to get up." ”

I didn't expect a dream, the sky was already bright, I took a deep breath, and then got up from the bed.

Wash my face and dress, there has always been a child serving me, it seems that this child should also be cleaned, after I was dressed neatly, the child led me to Zhao Gao's room.

There are other people waiting here, I glanced at it, I am not the same as their clothes, it seems that I should have been placed in a special position by Zhao Gao, one level higher than these people.

I followed the example of the others, kneeling down with my legs and my butt on my feet, which proved to be a painful thing to do - my feet were numb in a few moments.

Fortunately, Zhao Gao walked out quickly, and he said something to the crowd that I didn't understand, to the effect that I should be careful to serve the people above later—forgive me for always getting two points for my ancient translation.

Then, when the hour was about to come, Zhao Gao asked us to follow him, and my little heart was lifted - I was about to meet the most mysterious man in China.

What? Isn't it mysterious? The Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang can't be excavated until now, is this not mysterious enough?

I imagined a lot of Qin Shi Huang in my mind, maybe he was a fat man with a big belly and big ears, or he could be a monarch with a cold expression and didn't smile, but when I actually saw him, I was so shocked that I almost didn't fall.

In the past, it was said that when you saw the monarch, you would be frightened by the majesty of the emperor's son of heaven and bow to the ground, and I always thought this was complete nonsense, until I sneaked a sneak glance at the man just now.

Qin Shi Huang's first impression on me was that this guy was really tall, and because everyone in the court lowered their heads, I couldn't look at him carefully, I could only look at him through the afterglow.

Anyway, this guy is very tall, I feel like he's almost two meters tall, and he's a very powerful and burly guy anyway.

I lay on the ground and didn't dare to look up, quietly waiting for the battle between the scheming and the green tea to begin.

It didn't take long for Qin Shi Huang to say something, and then Zhao Gao pinched his throat and shouted, which meant that Lin Xiangru bastard should hurry up and get in.

As the disciple of Miao Xian, the head of the eunuchs of Zhao State, Mr. Lin Xiangru will perform a battle for us through the ages.

First of all, let's take a look at the two protagonists of the war: Qin Shi Huang and Lin Xiangru.

Direct reason: Qin Shi Huang proposed to exchange fifteen cities for peace.

The root cause: Qin Shi Huang's buddy is not authentic, and he wants to conduct a diplomatic test against Zhao on the grounds of He's bi.

I lay on the ground with my head down, trying to straighten up and stretch my waist, no way, my waist really hurts after lying on my stomach for so long, it's not that I brag with a hammer, such a long time is enough for me to "push" several "cars".

However, these two protagonists of the tearing war seem to be very patient and have been greeting politely.

Here I would like to apologize to my history teacher, because of my ignorance, I almost lost my life here, if God gave me another chance, I would definitely say three words to my history teacher: Mom, sell batches, if I have to add a deadline behind this, I hope it is: 10,000 years.

Well, the two sides of the tearing war first greeted each other amicably on the surface, and then greeted each other's mother and their ancestors for eighteen generations in their hearts.

So now, the tearing war has officially begun!